0:00 but also sometimes I worry that perhaps we're too stupid to understand these complex problems and we come up with [Music] it so a woman is getting surgery right I'm surgery right what's a favorable surgery for a woman uh when they make them a little bit smarter yeah through surgery I try I try I hope so so she's in there for to give a what's called a a Caesar salad um section cesarean thank you cesarean section is it called with croutons old timing because it's a thousand island it's an old-time section that's what it said right with the anchovies dude yes you know they make Caesar with anchovies she's giving birth to a baby right and then they have to use this surgical tool which I don't know if you guys have ever
0:50 seen one of these suckers before they're called uh Alexis retractors whoa you ever heard of one of these little suckers space condom it goes like in your body and holds you open whoa while you pull the they can like reach in there and I'll do all kinds of oh so is it kind of like keep all of your other like meat and organs like out of the way so you can pull it out is that what makes it a cesarean whoa I don't know I call it a Caesar salad thing a second ago that's freaking crazy I didn't know they did that a Neapolitan C-section so the thing about this is that's kind of crazy is that this thing is 17 centimeters or 6 inches in diameter oh and the device was left entirely inside of her body after they got the baby out they dropped the device in and sewed it right up it could probably be like a car shade you
1:40 know it's like this but if you yeah it was this small so maybe it was like maybe it was in retraction but on the side yeah so you didn't know it could have been in return and then they sewed it and it popped back no sounds like something that happened at geyser so a couple couple months go by and months he's having chronic pain and she goes for several checkups and they're like you're good stop freaking out it's all in your head lady yeah why don't you just have a baby or something you'll feel better your ████ drama queen they called our drama queen yeah yeah drama dream and she said the pain got so severe that she had to go to the hospital's emergency department and that poor lady discovered the device on a CT scan bro how long did it take them to like months lawsuit yeah hope she rakes it in dude the New Zealand health and his disability
2:30 commissioner found that this um Hospital Health Board was in breach of the code of patient rights and they're being reprimanded they also claim that a nurse who was in her 20s attended to the woman during her cesarean had failed to exercise reasonable skill and care towards the patient they were careless uh yeah bro if you leave something in someone's body dude this happens like a bunch of times a year that's pretty careless goofy doofy dude it's super mega believe like scissors yeah gloves scalpels when Geo got her uh meniscus surgery they had to use a Sharpie and confirm with like the doctor and the nurse and like Jill like this is the one right and everyone's like this and then they like draw like up with the Sharpie is it because we got too many sleepy doctors and then when they're done they're like hey where'd we put the ████ Sharpie
3:22 where's the cap don't read the notes yeah yeah that happens every year too also due to doctor's handwriting a certain amount amount of people die why don't they write like that I don't know hieroglyphics yeah and in the the pharmacist goes oh I know exactly what that is ████ iPads dude I remember I was getting like acne medication when I was like 15 years old and like literally I just had like my mom and me were handing the note over it's just like a straight line it's like a straight line with a little tiny little squiggly with a straight line looks like the heart monitor thing with the little blue and like the person's like oh yeah they know somehow yeah I don't know how the system yeah what what what's the reason for that stereotype what if they all write the same squiggly s█████ way like something that we don't understand some kind of language that's their Morse colors yeah like that's their cursive I think they're just doing so many of them
4:12 and the shape is the same oh just the they don't give a ████ it's writing a lot all day yeah it's true because they have to do it like all day long it's probably not worth and get paid ████ tons for it the same amount whether it's a line or a whole illegible name dude because when you see some doctors they you just feel like I shouldn't be here because they make you feel like all right what's the ████ is your problem you know it's true yeah let's even go to the doctor then why am I gonna go I do judge the doctor like if I'm going to a doctor for like a actual physical like athletic injury and the doctor comes in he's like okay tell me what's going on with your knee again I'm like oh this guy don't ████ because you don't even ████ walk do you I'm out of here have you just like pulled his back out that morning so inconsiderate Bart nah there's a shot
5:03 here dude you know full compassion you know what kind of doctors they are when you walk in they might be a former Olympian or something no get me a doctor with some ████ shape breaks through the wall oh my God yeah Nick is hype Manning for like maybe the thinnest argument I've ever seen Bart make and ████ like yeah this guy got muster on his ████ lab coat dude you already know dude yeah you know so ████ the board also had to write write a written apology to the woman um and they are revising their policies as part of the surgical count of like what you know what we have to keep track of items policy they just need the ████ janitor's keychain you know how they have the key if you let go it goes right to where it is so if you got that ████ tube thing as soon as you're done you let go never leave anything in there Sharpies ████ scalpel everything solve it with
5:54 the little janitor's keychain I just feel like that might not work but I think that would be imagine having a scalpel he's not talking about God I know what a ████ General keychain maybe you don't get what I'm saying no fool you live in the cool world you don't know ████ cool geek ████ first of all that's a bad example you should think about like the ID name cards wow that's similar but it's the same idea wait that's like only like plastic and paper you said you want to put a ████ scalpel on that imagine like using this gobble janitor's keychain holds all kinds of metal and ████ James keychain can hold all the items of the universe so this is no the one with the retractable cable talking about the bungee ones well it has a retractable you guys are on the same page right now this is bothering me it's a great idea though thank you why do you think so many people just leave things in because they don't have the
6:45 janitor's keychain with the bungee like why do you think that if we were to talk to a nurse right now what do you think the number one excuse would be well we gotta probably think about like the the ratio of accidents right so maybe it's like it happens all the time but there's like millions of operations so it only happens like a thousand times maybe it's not a lot you know what I mean they're like room for error but don't they do like a check of like do we have all the equipment that we use for the surgery afterwards they're usually supposed to have one other person it's like a checks and balances system to hand them the thing right so if like one person forgot the fact that no one else caught it is a little weird plus like maybe this surgeon just did like an 18-hour operation and it's like this emergency just happened so they run over and they're like yeah yeah or it's just like where's our big tube thing like where is it yeah where's our
7:36 one two three we only have one boxes yeah doctors out there just let us know in the comments why you guys ████ up so much yeah let's not worry this ████ up I think they're just sleeping and apologize yeah and if you guys are medical like healthcare workers ████ on the people that you've seen that have done really because okay what about this children's placemat okay yeah you know how there's a ████ placemat ball goes here oh yeah spoon goes here well if you're gonna do ████ baby delivery get the baby delivery place mat it tells you okay put all the tools here so now once you're done you roll it up see if it if you filled in all the holes and then the whole placement goes back on your bungee janitor yes all this ████ goes flying oh ████ goes flying holy ████ we've solved why did we we attached the menu we didn't attach all the items
8:27 I thought it was gonna be like the tablecloth trick they could velcro them that's not bad either hey like in space dude in space I got objects flying all around their heads they don't grow that ████ to the walls and stuff label it we gotta label things we got to answer this here at JK also stop leaving scissors inside of people like why do you even drop them inside of someone just put it on the tray so easy I would imagine you're using scissors a lot you know what I mean so it's like you can't leave that in someone's person what if they get so comfortable with it that they're just like talking like it's just regular driving and they're just hanging out and then like things just get placed it comes apart and they need to do the ████ duct tape their mouth stop talking yeah before they do this shut up dude because you know how much how much you're charging me for this ████ surgery you guys better be ████ perfect you guys better shut the ████ up they can't talk to each other because everybody's a duct tape yeah the poor mouth breather is out there man
9:18 dreamers that's the best ████ idea it's a great idea but also sometimes I worry that perhaps we're too stupid to understand these complex problems and we come up with it Steve come on I know it's all Steve day but uh relax either that here's another one okay okay you have a big bright light in top on top of the surgery table right I've seen it okay get a ████ junkyards giant magnet thing the thing that can go with the ████ car right that way when you're done just let go yeah this was doing surgery like he's cutting meat yeah you ████ do whatever and as soon as you're done rips through their bodies and then all the Staples I hope they don't have any
10:08 feelings or anything like my metal hip powerful man the whole surgery their heads just [Music] lifting off the table yeah my mom has a metal rod in her leg from when she broke her leg she'd ████ lose that thing quick oh yeah they just turn it off dude yeah maybe we should stick to the janitor's keychain away magnet 1.0 I'm sure like 5.0 will be really good yeah selective metal magnetism yeah just in that one area okay okay this might this might work [Music] oh
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