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Off The Record: What Sc@ms Have You Fallen For?

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0:00 thank you [Music] welcome to another wonderful episode of careful boys we have with us today Miss Colleen Reinhardt oh hey I just wanted to know um throughout your life have any of you guys fallen for any scams I feel like I can probably find one for right now but I don't know but what do you mean by that well you're you you could be the guy who's like nah never but then you're somehow getting scam but you don't know it yet yeah you're like getting scammed currently oh true okay you know what I mean here I'll show you guys a scam iPhone 4 when I was a kid yeah and I was really sad about it this in my day was in every video game magazine in publication and it was called the ultimate gaming rig and all you had to do was solve this very easy crossword puzzle thingy at the bottom

0:50 and then you'd send in like five dollars to enter and then you could win all these ████ games and like consoles TV all this cool ████ like of course that was something you're gonna want to do yeah that's a good scam yeah in the 90s so you solved it you're Republican oh my God I ████ did it yeah and it's super easy and you send it in and then what happens is after a little bit they send you another one and they go hey you did it you pass this level but if you want to win even more games and prizes send ten dollars back and do this slightly harder crossword which was like super easy and they would just keep perpetuating this over and over over and I don't know how much money I sent it wasn't that much but as a kid this was my actual money yeah so that's pretty much 100 of my allowance was going to this like thing that was never gonna end and it went for like over a year are you sending like cash in an envelope in an

1:40 envelope yeah oh damn I'm talking snail mail 1992. damn and I was extremely sad to fall for a scam like that as a child because you know all you do like when you look through East Bay catalogs and look at shoes back then or you look at a Lego catalogs and you just imagine playing with these toys yeah and then all day long I'll just stare at this ad and just go oh man I'm gonna I'm gonna get this ████ get plugged in play this game in that game when do you wake up and realize it's over I got ████ scammed got taken my dad would always tell me he'd be like you waste your money you're wasting it's a scam and he would always tell me that and I'd be like no it's gonna come like next month next month and then you know apparently it doesn't he's like you're gonna learn the hard way you know that's kind of tight though because from his ratio about it it's like maybe to you is like 100 bucks total for him he's like that's a pretty good lesson right there it is yeah it

2:30 looks you know what I mean it's not too bad it's a good lesson for like a year-long lesson yeah I think these guys like have a warehouse you know kind of these envelopes I've been taking the cash out and like I was teaching kid lessons yeah it really is and I think like now yeah when I looked it up today and I'm like who the ████ won this prize and I won on YouTube and there's all these like content creators in the gaming world that know about this and they'll do like uh explanations about what this whole thing was or they actually want it nobody ever really wanted it nobody that they can find or know of or anywhere ever really won this thing unless it like just went to some like throwaway person friend of the company like the Monopoly game pieces like the Monopoly game pieces bro so after you guys have heard my story has anything like this ever happened to you in your life I have a really s█████ stupid version that's really not a scam but it's about me so uh one time I was looking up buying a sword on eBay what kind of

3:22 Sword I thought I was nerdy kind of cool was it a final fantasy sword you ████ nerd no it's been Lord of the Rings okay you want a needle no it was the ████ sort of aragorns which is north the shards are not ourselves but like the the one that got put back together anyways I take it back it's pretty cool Sorry Anthony but and I found one and I found I was like do this significantly cheaper but as a kid you know what I mean you're just like you don't really pay attention to the fine fine print and then when it came in the mail it was the size of a letter opener oh no damn it's still like 40 bucks though oh wow like 200 or some ████ yeah it's the what I bought versus what I got yeah yeah yeah but they take the ████ photo all close up so to scale but it was cool though and it's in the same listing and

4:12 it's not in the title that's says letter it's like in parentheses in the description in a smaller part of a corner all right that sucks it's my lesson you have to read everything plus 40 bucks for a goddamn huge sword I mean you you must have thought you were you were scamming them dude I'm gonna get 200 of these I mean come on come on yeah I get it you still have it to this day no this is a long this is like when the ████ Lord of the Rings came out dude come on come on I was like I was so young I didn't ████ have letters you know what I mean that's funny this is really the same thing but um I think when I moved to LA I think I responded to the same Craigslist ad you and Joe responded to for these stupid ████ couches right here because I have this I had the same couch

5:02 those aren't scams though they really do exist yes but they're the worst couches ever and some guy just shows up with a ████ pickup truck and just unloads it and like like there's your couch and like you know you just think because they look good they look good in pictures they look good in pictures so they take great pictures of them too and then when you're actually there and you're sitting on them you're like wow this is uncomfortable I don't sit like on a bench in a train like this ████ is like really bad but I definitely felt taken because it was like 600 bucks they they made ours in front of us do they really yeah they're like our warehouse is all money come go pick it up oh ████ okay so we go we show up and they're like so you're here for one of those Craigslist couches we're like yep and it was pretty cheap it was like I don't know like maybe like 50 bucks or 100 bucks from one of them yeah it was cheap and then uh well yeah we're

5:53 here for that he goes all right give me five minutes and then you just see him take like this wood frame get ████ the yellow cushion material and he just pulls his ████ vinyl thing out and I'm like you're just gonna make it right here we like freshly make them or whatever and it's literally it's made to order yeah to make sure they're warm when you get on here he has couches but it was crazy I'm like damn they're just doing this until the Staples fast food yeah you seem to go fast food couch yeah that's sick I got storage I spent I was trying to buy PS I think four off uh offer up I was like 200 bucks and I was like that was a good deal I met the dude bought it from him and he showed me a video of like oh yeah I see it works and I was like oh cool Baron swinging this is perfect I ████ get the PlayStation I plug it in doesn't work and I go oh

6:44 I was like Nick reaction and I was like you ████ idiot dude you're supposed to ████ test it out calling his number and it goes straight to voicemail or it's like what up guys this episode is brought to you by audible I'm a big big fan of audible because I love being efficient with my time so every single time I'm driving from Vegas back to LA or La back to Vegas my go-to thing is pulling up my Audible app and what's awesome about it is you can even listen to books or podcasts or original shows offline because you know sometimes when you're traveling you don't always have Wi-Fi and right now a book that I really really love is called Scar and Stripes by Tim Kennedy my good friend and he just documents like his whole upbring from him being a kid growing up in like

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9:17 iPhone um I didn't verify I didn't know at the time how to verify whether it was stolen or not I was just like whatever I'll activate it I ended up buying it I didn't activate it because I decided to just get a brand new one because the new one had come out like before I was able to activate this kind of old one so I was like let me just get a new one and then I'll just sell this one so then I go and sell it I meet this father and son at T-Mobile they're like oh let's meet at the store so we can like exchange it there I go and meet it there they try to activate it and the ████ alarm that it's stole colon comes on the computer and I look like the ████ thief and you have tattoos yeah so I'm automatically yeah yeah so then I look like a ████ ████ the dad was like uh son we're just gonna go like he just like didn't even say nothing to me and they just bounced and then the store was like there's a stolen phone sir and I

10:07 was like well you can have it I slept oh I was so embarrassed dude but you didn't know ████ yeah but like there's no way to prove that I didn't know like I just look like a ████ low life so no you don't dude I don't think you do anything I think you look like alola I I think you have to put a serial number in like and then what it'll be registered the alarm even activate if it's reported stolen that's that number of the phone won't even activate I don't think I've ever been scammed yeah Geo's still working on it because like ever since I was a kid I was so mischievous I think I've always been thinking like a scammer so I think like I've always like you know I was the kid that's like like you know like tiger right now right here's the ████

10:57 bounce house all the kids are in the bounce house he's the one in the back like unplugging it and watching it collapse on the kids but I've always been that I've always been there like oh what's behind the curtain so I've always been thinking like that and then so like um I always kind of just can see things coming and I'm like oh this I think this is a scam so I don't think I've ever really been like scam scam when I'm when I was I had a roommate for a while and then he was moving out because he got with his girlfriend and then I was like okay I need a roommate so I'm like going on all those places where you place your through your ads and ████ Craigslist everything and then I'm like getting a bunch of people and there was this one person who was like Hey I you know this is me I need a place fast I'm coming in from like ████ Canada so I'm gonna

11:48 like like I'm gonna I'm gonna wire you the money for the first month and then I just need you to to uh Western Union Western Union me yeah like the change or whatever the ████ yeah they always do that yeah yeah yeah yeah and so then I was like I was like that's interesting so I go to my I just get this check from her right it was like a check and it was like for five G's or something like that and I was like okay so what's the scan I'm just gonna put this in my ████ bank and then once it clears then I would Western Union money but but the scam is you put that in your bank and then they need the Western Union ASAP like now like oh yeah I don't know what's good like just just do it quickly and I was like um no I'm not gonna do that so I I ended up going to my bank like like probably 45 minutes after I put it in I was like

12:39 hey I think that's a bad check and then they put a stop to it and then I was like you know I like Googled a bunch of dick pics and send them to the chick and basically like ████ you you like you didn't ████ me I ████ you I think Steve is my advisor you to help me your ████ Vengeance connoisseur you're so good at the Vengeance I love getting revenge of sticks I sent it over I loved it I think the scariest time that I thought I was gonna get scammed but it was like it didn't seem like it was going to be a scam was like in 2003 2004-ish um I was trying to sell my truck out of Tacoma at the time and um I only had one buyer and this buyer was gonna pay like 1500 more than what I wanted to sell it for um so I was like

13:29 ████ like that already seems kind of fishy I'm like this is my listing price like you don't need to pay anything else but I also don't have any other bites sound like ████ I'm like all right so I'll just try to continue it because like I really want it to work out you know and then goes oh I'm actually going to come from Arizona so is it cool if we meet in like ████ Barstow or some ████ like that and then I was like oh ████ this is like getting fish here and fish here this was gonna Jack my ass and then so I was like so as I'm like going it if I'm willing to entertain the scam I also have to like cover my like my tracks so I was like all right I'll meet you I'll meet you and I think Barstow where the ████ he wants to meet so I call one of the other homies at the time and I'm like hey can you like tail me in your car and he's the kind of guy that like uh police like to put in jail like he's one of those type of guys and so he has an automatic Glock that I was like if

14:19 anything happens like dumping uh do the stuff that you usually do and then so so we drive Joe's like okay we dropped the Barstow in my Tacoma we meet at the place that we're gonna meet and it was outside of this Credit Union that he actually banked at and then he comes out of his car with his daughter and I think he's probably using that as like an olive branch type of thing so when I saw the daughter and like he was just like a really nice dude I turned back to like like two blocks down I was like hey what's your forehead did you radio your sniper yeah and then we started having a conversation Joe's like too late ████ I'm already set up ████ I was not having a conversation and then I was asking about like why offer like the

15:10 1500 Extra like I was like you know like I was kind of scared in this like whole situation yeah that's what I brought my daughter I just want everyone know everything everything's cool because we are meeting in the middle of nowhere and then um and I was like yeah why'd you offer 1500 he was like oh it's just the truck that you had was uh fixed up the exact way I wanted it it had like the lift kit he just really didn't want to let it go I don't want anyone else to outbid I just threw it I was like oh my God so you should have said that such a dream ████ thing to happen yeah you should have said that because there's people in around here that'll do crazy ████ so it's just another Bart success story huh yeah wow just another one dude all right come on everybody swishing it good one sir one time I think you guys came because I found a thousand dollars on the ground but then it was actually a thousand dollar check [Music]

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