0:00 Single era crash out. >> You guys do not understand. So I'm 25, right? I'm sitting here and I'm having to build a ████ roster. I'm having to sit here and go out and do THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO. I DON'T WANT A ROSTER. I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT and date. I don't like this hookup culture. I don't like any of it. But I feel like I don't have a choice. >> Yeah. >> You guys just get to sit there and you guys can go and wait until you're in your 30s, you're you're almost 40 and you can just go and get with a girl that's IN HER ████ 20S AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE. GIRLS DON'T HAVE THAT LUXURY. I'M NOW SITTING HERE AT 25 HAVING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE ████ to get back in these ████ streets so I can >> [laughter] >> So 10 years down the line I'm not sitting there single STILL WITH MY DAUGHTER BEING AN ONLY CHILD. LIKE I WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS. I WANT TO BE HAPPY. >> Is that bad? >> Like I want all of these things. >> Right. >> But people don't want that nowadays it
0:50 feels. >> I mean she's right. If you are a single mom >> Yeah, so she crashed out big time. Also, she already has a daughter right now. >> I think so. >> Wait, so is there more to this or >> This that's the She had a huge crash out and the whole internet's talking about. Is it What's the She's making a good point about how single women you know, can't find men but but men can get with women who are younger anytime they want. >> I think it's her world because there's still a lot of people that are a part of church communities and like they still get with people the same way just like how you know most people they date and then marry someone that they're went to high school with they're like you know, in the same circle. But if she was of that world like if she was a Mormon girl or whatever >> Mhm. >> she's getting married and having kids at
1:40 that age and their husband's not running from them. >> Yeah. >> It's like she's probably in a major city or something. I don't know. It's like if you're secular and you're not of a traditional conservative culture yeah, you you got to do the dating thing and then yeah. >> Yes, mayor. I'll take >> I just want to congrat- congratulate the mayor on a on a successful campaign. >> She's the problem. She's the problem. The way she acts. >> There's no way that some dude's going to watch this and be like, "I can't wait to >> She's ████ nuts. >> I cannot wait to marry this >> But if her cleavage was a little bit lower, you'd be like, "I can save her right now." >> it out. That's very cute. >> daughter right now. >> She's not disgusting. I mean, this is a very interesting freeze frame, but yeah, she you know, she's not an ugly person at all. You're just >> No, but as the as the mayor as the mayor of Las Vegas as the mayor of Las Vegas, she she was in fortunate enough to be born in a situation where she grew up in a traditional space.
2:31 >> [laughter] >> I also think that if you have a kid, it already docks you some points. It just does. >> But what if the kid's cute? >> It doesn't matter. Cuz it's not your kid. >> Then the kid's going to have these ████ freak out genetics. >> Right. >> Like that's the that's the thing. That does it's it's this whatever the dialogue >> She fixes herself, >> Yeah. >> her problems are gone. >> Whatever the dialogue is, if you just see someone in the car doing all this ████ >> with a phone right there? >> ████ wants that, bro. >> So uh >> That's crazy. Imagine that projected at you. >> Well, imagine her working out at a gym, right? And you think she's hot, and you're like, "Okay, cool. I'mma shoot my shot." You follow her to her car. Then when she goes in her car, you're still 20 ft away. You see her set up her phone. She starts freaking the ████ out. You're like, "Oh ████ abort mission. Mission abort." You're going to walk away. >> That's what I'm saying. Before you start like saying that there's conditions of dating that are affecting you, you got to find out where you are >> But she thinks it's easier for guys, and
3:22 it's true. >> That is true. That's true. He's trying to take off his mayor campaign. >> [laughter] >> Also, imagine being the baby daddy in this situation. Like if she does have a daughter, and then like this goes mad viral. He's the guy that left, and he's like, "S███. Dude dodged a bullet." >> You see why I left? >> Dude, yeah. >> That's crazy. >> But if she was married in a traditional culture, they would have kept them together. >> Wha- Okay, mayor. >> [laughter] >> They would have kept >> Wait, wait, wait. Can we can we see a little bit of what Azman Gold says? Cuz I I love this guy. >> Me too. >> I want to hear her point though. She just keeps going. >> She just wants to be performative. >> It's just a horrible thing, but the reality is that a lot of people have kids with people they shouldn't have had kids with. And listen, a lot of guys don't want to play another guy's save file. >> Just to make sure she wasn't speaking metaphorically about being a single
4:12 mother and her future, I went to check and nope, she is 100% serious. >> Why did you break up with this person after having a kid with them? >> She? [snorts] >> problem. What if the kid's dad is like, you know, a problem? You now are going to have an infinitely harder time finding anybody that doesn't just want to hook up with you with for a night. The moment that like a girl has a kid, nope. >> It's like it's disgusting. IT'S LIKE MY FRIENDS HELP me make a hate like make a hinge and a tinder. And it's like I hated it. I hate it. I ended up deleting my hinge and I'm getting ready to delete the tinder because it's just like like I had I don't want to talk to anybody else. >> Did she? Dude, that Wait, wait, that's >> She's annoying. Can you stop? >> dude. >> Did Wait, she broke up with the guy? >> It He didn't didn't say. >> Oh, cuz that's what he said. That's what he's implying, but we don't know. Because if she did, that's ████ stupid.
5:03 >> Who knows, yeah. It It's the guy left >> Unless the guy was a problem like he was saying. >> he was beating her ass. >> but >> No, he's saying like imagine like you get with this chick and now you got to deal with her ex cuz he's going to be in the kid's life maybe at some point. You just have to It's just a lot of ████ you got to deal with. And guys don't like that. We want it easy and also we want to be our kid because we're territorial as ████ You know what I mean? Like I don't want to raise some other dude's kid. >> I'll adopt a kid, but I won't get with her. >> That's crazy. >> That's a new one. >> That's not a mayor. That All right. >> That's a mayor. >> of you, dude. >> No, that's that's that's innovative even. >> [laughter] >> That's next level mayor. >> Yeah. >> I want all the responsibility, no ████ >> Yeah. [laughter] >> I don't care about coming. >> [laughter] >> So you basically just stealing her kid. >> Yep. >> She's like, "Wait, what the ████ Give me my kid back."
5:53 >> [laughter] >> Even the way that she's like, it sounds like she starts things and quits them quickly. You know what I mean? Like she just >> Or she has a ████ microscopic view of the world. Like change your situation. Go where people have those traditional values you're looking for. If you're like trying to build a roster so you could find the next baby dad, that's crazy. Like she's like has this crazy like city life, but if you want to settle down and you want the slow life, go move over there. That's crazy. But I think the real problem here is let's see where her where her parents are or if they're even there. >> Yeah, I guarantee they're not there. >> she get that trait of just like having this ████ cuckoo outburst? That's the thing where that'll never be workable. >> She's 25 years old and a girl. >> Yeah, but so online crash out is >> I think it's a parenting thing. >> The feeling this this thing that's like crazy that
6:43 >> regulation? >> I wasn't raised to be able to ████ about anything. You know what I mean? Like you're not allowed to ████ in my family. >> I can't complain, but when I wild out I break things and beat people. >> Yeah, but the the difference is you don't set up your phone first. >> Yeah, you don't record it and then upload >> That's bad evidence. >> That's [laughter] stupid. >> Cuz like I'll get pissed off and I'll just crash out myself for a second and like, "Thank god that wasn't recorded." >> That should be embarrassing. >> Yeah, like normal people >> it after I chose to record it. >> Like I'll punch some cabinetry and I'm like, "Oh, good thing there's no cameras in here. I'd look like a crazy person." >> irrational thing cuz everybody ████ in that generation just needs to >> Do you think she thought she was going to rally up people and then be like, "Yeah, women power." >> Yeah, maybe. >> But it's not going to get her another like loving husband necessarily. Or you know, who knows? May maybe there's just cucks out there, too, you know, that like really want to get dominated by
7:33 somebody like this and it's like she's also like now famous for something wild and there's crazy people and she's going to find her crazy >> It is unfortunate you have a kid with the wrong dude, but >> That's yeah, that's always just the the Once it gets real, that's where it's tough. It's like now imagine this kid just growing up and like this is her most viral 15 seconds of life. And like that's what your your mom is. >> At least your mom's >> That does ████ suck. >> sucks. >> Dude, I I would be really hurt by that. >> At least your mom's not eating some guy's butt on the internet. You know what I mean? That could be way worse. >> Yeah. >> Well, at least maybe she's got the money to come back from Oh, well, actually no. We're talking about successful people. That's >> Well, what's her name? >> Uh but check who's who got peed on a bunch. >> Oh, uh Bonnie Blue? >> Bonnie Blue. >> Yeah. >> She did a golden shower for >> baby shower? >> Yeah. >> Like that's way worse. >> You see that? >> Yeah. >> You guys actually saw that?
8:23 >> Oh, no, though. I saw the news title. You mean the actual video? No. >> he subscribes. >> I was like really surprised. I was like damn, dude. >> But but >> All access OnlyFans highest tier member. >> But what if she's like a super dope involved loving mom? >> Who? >> That's good for the kid. Like that's all we Oh, you mean We talking about Bonnie or Bet her? >> I don't know what anything if you could even How could that make up for that? >> Would you rather have a super successful boss mom that's never around and neglected, or you have a mom that gets pissed on all day, but she's the ████ best and and you have a really awesome childhood because >> So like 9:00 to 5:00 she's getting pissed on, but then when she comes home like she's great? >> She's ████ awesome, dude. After she takes a shower to wash off the piss. >> doesn't That's not fair to say because that's like that's like saying that you're locked into happiness if your mom's being pissed on. Like that you
9:14 >> [laughter] >> Dude, those are the rules, Ryan. >> Yeah, Ryan. That's the prompt, Ryan. >> Like do you want to be sad or happy? >> Cuz no, cuz like there's so many people that have like a great reputation for their family, right? Like your mom is so successful, she's entrepreneur, she's boss ████ but she WAS NEVER ████ AROUND. >> MHM. >> LIKE THAT. AND THEN you're just like >> [laughter] >> Yeah, and then everyone talks all this like great thing about like, "Oh, your mom's a legend. She's been through so She's so You must What is it like to being her son?" And it's like, "I don't know. She didn't mother me." "Where the ████ was she?" Like that ████ exists, but then like reputation-wise, I rather have my mom to get ████ on, but I'm like, "F███ you, that's my mom. I still love her." You know? >> Yeah. >> Progressive. >> That's not mayor. That's not a mayor. >> I think we have more
10:04 >> That's That's ████ LA mayor, Duke. >> You think? >> Hell yeah. I'm I'm backing a Bonnie Blue. >> Oh, I see what you're saying. >> No, but that's that's legit, though. I >> Not mayor of Indiana. You're running for mayor of LA. >> We have enough data of people with s█████ parents that ended up okay. We don't have enough data of people with parents who've been ████ on that have ended up okay. >> Yeah, we should do the research on that over a period of time. >> And I think we've also have enough data of people growing up with the absent but hyper-successful parents that because of that ecosystem can fall upwards. >> But you can't measure heart. >> No, but they fall upwards. >> Can't measure the ████ love, man. >> I don't know why >> But you can smell the ████ on your mom's fingernails. >> [laughter] >> I would Calci-Bet that that doesn't even exist anywhere. >> Yeah, but there's no love like a hooker mom's love. >> Really? >> Because they have nothing else in life. They have They only They only ████
10:54 love you, man. >> I've seen enough episodes of Soft White Underbelly to tell that those hooker kids end up hookers. >> Really? >> That's true. >> That's true. I did see this one where like a mom and daughter hooker team were working together >> Hey, but you can't beat the heart, right? >> Yeah, dude. Can't measure the heart. >> You can't measure how much >> Measure the ████ that's going in them. >> So much love, though. >> There's a lot of love there. >> [laughter] >> You feel like everybody's can be forgiven for like one crash out, though? >> Yeah. >> No, but we're not even seeing her full power. That's what's scary. >> I think she can crash out 10 more times, and if she really wanted to, she could transform her life in a year. >> She's 25, dude. >> Yeah. >> I think that she's attractive enough that she could go super saiyan every now and again and she'd be fine. >> But she has a she looks like a jack-o'-lantern with a wig on. So like I don't think she's that hot, but [laughter] like Doesn't she look like a Halloween
11:44 pumpkin with a >> think that? I like [laughter] calling Joe the mayor at the beginning of the video so that the ████ pushback is strong. >> [laughter] >> And then he just destroys his campaign. >> She's got like a decent rack. I mean, or maybe it's all bra. >> I think anybody could fix anything in a year, man. >> I think though they >> The only thing wrong with her is is that thing she's doing because the hottest women on Earth when they do that get divorced. You know what I mean? Like it doesn't That thing guys can't deal with that. Like it's not >> like a complain. Amber Heard can't deal with can't get away with it. You can't get away with >> Marriages can't survive that thing unless the guy's willing to just ████ himself all the way over and just be like >> This kind of chick it seems like the the type to drown her kids like randomly. You know what I mean? Like you come home and you hear the water running you go upstairs. >> like Chris Benoit vibes. >> Yeah, [laughter] dude. A little bit.
12:34 >> Chris Benoit vibes. >> That's deep, cut. >> with recording yourself, right? Like even if you do change, you beget you're just like remembered as this. But maybe it's good because you get feedback from people outside of your circle telling you stop being ████ ████ >> that but I think this type type of ████ is just like I have haters. You know what I mean? >> I feel like you go you go into witness protection after this. You change your hair color. You Jason Bourne yourself, you know? >> Well, also like women are known to ████ enable each other to the doom. Like they'll just be like hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah until she literally dies and they're just like you did everything right, grave. >> You just have haters. These people are unreasonable. >> Exactly. >> You got to build that roster to survive. >> Yeah, there's they're so supportive and have so much empathy to >> they talk ████ behind their back. >> to a fault, you know? >> They they they support in front of them and then later they go that ████ is crazy. >> Oh, yeah.
13:24 >> Like imagine like the opposite version of this like a dude crashing out online and just talking about how like like either hard it is or how women need to be a certain type of way in a man's life and then expecting women to be like, "I can't wait to marry that guy." >> Yeah, I can't wait to make children with him. >> Yeah, [laughter] I just crashing out just beating ████ up and it's like >> Yeah. >> Like that's ████ in- >> We're not really allowed to do that as men. You know what I mean? >> Yeah, cuz then you'll get called gay. >> Yeah, by me. By by our friend group. Like you know what I mean? >> No, I mean like literally like if you crash out and then you're just acting like her >> Yeah. >> then people will literally be like, "It's okay, he's homosexual. He's allowed to be expressive." [laughter] >> Oh, it's a gay guy. >> Yeah. >> Like we really do give gay guys a pass if they crash out and do this stuff, right? But then if you're a straight guy
14:14 is just we It's like you're a child or you can't control your emotions. And it's like you don't I don't know. >> But then gay guys when they're together have a higher rate of happiness generally than straight. >> So they're right. >> So they are right. >> I think they must be doing it better anyway. >> They're supposedly the most happiest couples. >> Well, cuz you're getting dick sucked all the time. >> That's true. They ████ a lot. >> They ████ all the time. >> 69 but both of them are just nine. >> That guy is right, man. If I know gay's not a choice because if I had a choice I'd be gay. >> I think we'd all be gay. >> Yeah, but it's not a It's not a choice. I don't I can't choose. >> Have you tried TO CHOOSE? >> [laughter] >> HOPEFULLY >> HEY, WATCH THE GAY PORN RIGHT NOW. LOOK IT UP. >> Hopefully our buddy who comments Anthony's gay on all these videos finds this one. >> [laughter] >> Who keeps doing that? >> I love that guy. >> I support him, too. I keep liking his
15:05 posts. >> You got to make the website, dude. Hopefully you make the website. >> He gets enough upvotes and goes on the website. >> I'm out, dude. I'm out. >> carefulboys.com
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