0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to Hot Seat the show at the heart of seat and and even harder questions today we have back in the hot seat Mr Walter Hall back for more pain am I too far if I lean back or let's go you might tip all over if you lean too far back okay no because you know because I'm not so big white guy I don't want to look smaller you just got to bring your chest down bring it up and talk with your voice a little bit maybe turn the hat like around so that you have like a baby but if I turn a good team if I turn it around then you know it doesn't say Raiders in the back so let's talk with a deeper voice like that yeah yeah yeah uh Walter we're gonna start off with a cold question because that's how Steve's very favorite yeah so Bart please take it over the barcode question brought to you by Aquafina
0:51 Kirk drink or the person the we don't know yeah yeah are you familiar with the with the phrase silly goose no I'm not well I mean I I I've heard it like oh yeah you know Steve he's silly goose oh you think it's a different one now yeah I'm sorry I think it changed over time and now it's a sex position the way Bart is asking it does sound like a sex position what uh brand or genre of product do you think silly goose would be an ambassador for like as a catchphrase or as a name of the product as as the like the Jared of Subway you know like what would silly goose be good for like an actual silly example yeah like a silly goose like you got a silly goose logo you know he's talking about the Aflac logo but it's way sillier okay what would be good product or service this is a really good question yeah there's like some brand
1:41 stuff there's like some marketing stuff I think a cryptocurrency silly goose that's actually pretty cool right there good answer what what made you go with crypto because how it's not making me any money right now yeah it's light-hearted that's nice yeah oh it hurts my heart what's the most you ever lost on crypto oh not that much um probably like a couple thousand I think what's the most you've ever lost in any Child's Play Oh I can't get into that but a lot though like what like more than a couple thousand without getting it how much more I'll save more than a couple thousand and less than a million
2:31 without games that's a big range without getting into it what happened well if I was to get into it I may or may not say that like my timing was horrible [Music] um like you bought Bitcoin at 69 000. I know you know if you bought a huge steak in firefest um I actually went to another um the when Tesla so before oh gosh before Tesla cars were like crazy popular the stock was like going up one day 200. down the next day like 150 or 300 and then up the next day 200 and I was like you know oh oh and then I jumped in and then like it went up like 100 bucks I was like oh this is dope dude right and then I didn't pull out
3:22 and then the next day it dropped like 300 like two three and I was like I was like sweating like I was like oh my God what's and then like in the over the next two or three days it went up and I made most of my losses back so you're like oh thank God it was sold and then of course after that it just kept going up and then it split and then kept going up again and then but then so my friends like oh you should have pulled up no you know what it stressed me out so much that when it was down I had lost so much that I I was like I didn't know what to do how much was it when you were down how much is loose oh I also see five figures oh yeah that's what I figured and then but like you know I made it back because on the swing back up but then I I pulled down I couldn't take the stress of like the ups and downs like I said of course after that it just kept going up and this was so this was around when it was like when I say it was like 180 150 180 200 around there wow and it
4:14 was just going up like it's like a thousand bucks now right yeah now it's like but this is after multiple splits it's a thousand now but like this is 300 today oh 300 so it's contracts but it's split though it's split like what two at the end of um August so if it didn't split then it would be 600 or even 1200 or something yeah split twice three for one it split yeah wow dude so like but this is before like this is this is this is around the time um the meme stocks are going crazy like Blackberry all that and so GameStop yeah GameStop so Tesla was going up and down like 100 and I was just like oh and I was like literally like you know the double dutch situation I'm just like checking your ████ every day dude and then down I'm like do I pull out like and then by then like literally you blink 50 is gone and then you bring again like another 100 I'm
5:04 like oh oh I know what I do what I do and then like over the next couple and like I just kind of kept I was like you know I'm just gonna keep it in there just because who knows what's gonna happen and then the next couple days it came back and then I just sold and like I'm like I'm like even now I'm hesitant to play with Tesla only because of that experience but other stocks other crypto is cool with you just Tesla itself for the stock yeah you know you know like for me it's like it's like alcohol like tequila messed you up one night in college or high school and you're like I'm never gonna touch it again and even the smell of tequila gets you nauseous that's kind of how Tesla is for me can you drive a Tesla I can't okay that's good it's just all shaking the volatility he thinks he thinks the speedometer is the ████ stock if I get my wallet in my mouth I just floor it take to get out of the way uh but
5:55 yeah so Tesla's kind of like my like tequila so to speak but I may get back into it just because you know just split recently yeah three to one yeah so it gets a little more affordable would you would you buy Ram stock if they went public I would I would I would because it'll be really low right now hey good answer there's a stock right now it's a It's actually an ETF that has uh K-pop companies so Hive which is bts's company YG which is black pink and I think one other one so it's an ETF that just monitors those those because those companies are all public and so it's an ETF on K-POP and I was like you know what that would have been a cool ETF before BTS went crazy big yeah because right now everything's kind of leveling off but uh right now there's no group other than BTS and blackpink but they're not moving the meter because they're already so high up I mean they're they're yeah they're the number
6:45 one boy and girl group in the world globally blackpink is the number one subscribe to like billions of views on uh YouTube really yeah so they passed Justin Bieber I think earlier this year or late last year and so they're already up there there's no movement now all they have is to go down that's crazy so I'm not doing that ETF but had it been like earlier on then I probably would have smart are you is there something about investing that you have advice for maybe people who are watching like that you would look out for start with what you're okay losing so if it's 50 bucks just do 50 bucks if it's a thousand dollars go through a thousand dollars but you got to be okay losing it going in going with the Battalion that I'm gonna lose this so that anything that happens you're okay with it you can weather that storm because if you put in a hundred bucks and let's say it drops 20 bucks you're
7:37 gonna be you're gonna drive yourself crazy yeah I couldn't lose that hundred I needed that for whatever don't do it don't do it don't don't put in 100 only put in what you're okay losing and once you do that you just gotta literally read so much and like take advice from all the big people the top person you take advice from who always gives advice surprisingly so good he said only put it only put in what you're okay 10xing I'm in did you see that guy that God that that did everything opposite to Jim Cramer and he made ████ he's up he's up like yeah that's the whole Pelosi would you listen to Pelosi you know what I should bet with Polo I would I would not listen to her but if I had access to what she was investing in I would follow you do it's publicly it's public instrument what comes late it
8:27 comes late yeah so it's like it'll pump after buying High dude all the politicians in the proper committees I I would I would follow that oh yeah but like honestly like if you're starting out just listen follow Warren Buffett he's very generous with his information and he's and his strategy is is long term it's always long term um I've dabbled in day trading that doesn't mean I'm any good at it I dabbled in it but if you're if you get stressed out easily that's super stressful emotional bro it's a lot of philanomics going on like meaning like it's just unfeeling because you're like I'm sure of a lot the day Traders they're researching day and night and so they're not doing philanomics but for me who's not researching day and night it's all phelanomics um you just look at the graph like I think it's gonna go that way even the technical analysis is basically philanomics but it's the idea that we're tracking it in some sense right you can
9:17 like quantify it in some way so that everybody in the market is sort of following the same-ish trends because they use the same rules so it's kind of a fascinating thing but it scares the ████ out of me it's like creating a baseline because everyone does tea yeah so it's like how price targets work where people have this number in their head and everyone else shares it and almost goes viral in a way and so once it goes to say a certain price people go no the ceiling's higher because everyone's been talking about going off to here yeah it's like anchoring in a negotiation like you start the number so now everyone's thinking about the number fascinating yeah well um it is the 9 Minute 52 second Mark where we like to turn up the heat okay um so we would like to ask if you if there's a moment in your life where you thought about giving up on your dreams first off do you have dreams
10:07 I feel like I don't know which question to answer first because it's like do you have dreams and then did you ever go back did you ever feel like giving up on them as I've gotten older my dreams have changed okay I don't say change because that's too strong a word they've altered okay so like when I was younger it was like you know be rich and famous you know be recognized everywhere as I've gotten older it's now just like hey if I could perform stand-up every so often at a club and maybe we'll laugh I'm good I'm happy you know I'm like that satisfies me like I don't need uh Fame and wealth that'd be great don't get me wrong if the tenant to me I'm gonna take it you don't want to get a model so far so you can't even walk around so far I don't want that actually yeah but you wanted that before I wanted that before now it's like it'd be cool if like you know someone goes hey you're Walter right yeah that's that's enough
10:57 ████ you man yeah it's like you know I'm eating nachos my fingers all cheese can I take a photo uh like can you hold up real quick man you suck I know I know you know um I spent I spent thirty dollars on a stock you ████ suck dude I couldn't afford to lose it actually it was all on Tesla I've heard that actually a lot and I actually feel that too like it's like when we're young we wanna achieve those things but then and and coming from people who's achieved that in like a crazy sense like I've heard the same thing as like when you get older you don't give a ████ you want to be invisible but isn't it cute you weren't here earlier but we had a young man who was sitting in your chair and and we were asking him about Fame and he was like he's like I'm scared of it because I don't wanna I don't want chicks to ████ me to death basically that's be that's your age bro I'm sorry
11:47 that's your age is he like afraid of like too much too much ████ ████ me today he's like what he's like he's like he's like looking he's like Googling like if I come too much like will I die and it's like yeah you could hydrate like if I come too much yeah so he's like thinking about that and like he's got a guitar and he's like singing a song and well I get my ball sack way too drained and bruised by the groupies yeah okay can a woman suck your penis completely off of your body is he the urban legend guy that turns down women like I've heard he's that's what he said I've heard about these mythical creatures turn them down to turn them on oh yeah like this girl wanted me but I turned her down because she's a fan like in what world it's too hot yeah too hot yeah so what were your dreams how were they altered and okay yeah so am I doing yeah Fame Fortune
12:37 um to be recognized to like walk into a comedy club Walter's here yeah go up on stage man any time like that that's to me that's a cool dream but um as I've gotten older it's alter a little bit like I don't care too much about Fame and Fortune um it's just now to be content like with whatever little I'm doing because I feel like if I'm content with whatever little I'm doing when i'm doing more I'm that much more content um and hopefully my my happiness isn't based on like what I'm doing or not doing hopefully yeah um but yeah like I I think um now I look at like okay I should start writing more just so I don't need to be like on stage or whatever uh like writing scripts or if it ever comes to that um but yeah definitely for sure like with that guy like you know talking about getting laid too much that urban legend um like for me dude like honestly I I'm
13:27 lucky if like a woman says hi to me like after a show like I feel like oh dude like she said hi this is amazing and I'll go home feeling happy about that you know forget about like hey Walter like I want to suck your ████ like you know take me back to your place like forget about that like and guaranteed if that happens to me I'm not gonna turn that down how do you do that I don't understand like you know I get it if you have 10 of them after you and you send like two away when I get that or you get 10 after you because you already had 10 and you're so drained yeah and you're just like no ladies you never know a chance which guy is going to say that at the end you have no idea yeah yeah you don't know but you know it's a curveball I was in a position like that though I sacrifice my body this is you're about charity yeah
14:18 because this for me this is the main reason is because if those women were non-asian I feel as though I need to step up for my fellow asian brothers we gotta represent brother represent because I don't want them to lose an opportunity with a white woman you gotta lay down the hammer exactly because if a white woman wants me and then I don't lay it down Asians suck because it's never it's never walks yourself but if I lay it down okay it's not like Walter was amazing it was like Asian guys yeah you boost everything so you want to lead into a good stereotype so you're contributing for that would you ever be down to to Bone a white chick and then pull your penis out on the order well that one of her Asian friends suck on your penis within what white ████ tastes like yeah he has to think about it because that's that's brotherly love that's really
15:08 Brotherly Love Asian friends they must be so curious yeah they're like what is it like Walter I want to know what white ████ tastes like let me suck your dick yeah okay so when you said Asian friend it could be man or man or female yeah in my mind it was a female yeah right but then I see now that maybe you're probably asking like let's say you you're like hey well he wants something yeah I don't know why ████ tastes like I need to suck your dick what I would do in that case it tastes a lot more like dick it's not awkward for either of us it's not like no I'm saying so I would make it so it's not awkward because I would probably take my finger and then and then rub it and then let you lick my finger oh no and then I give you my right finger so that you would know oh I see notes of his finger and I will taste notes that's
15:58 too much math too much man don't taste your white finger don't taste the ████ same that's the problem there's no Baseline necessary that's too much math fingers taste no no you need a palette cleanser but I was saying for for Bart's sake he'll be like oh it tastes dip like I don't know but this is other flavor oh that's Walter's finger I want him to be I tell you what I want to do okay okay what do you want to do get whatever the White Chicks you're boning you get her perfume you spray it on the top of your penis that way when I go all the way in okay I put your favorite penis all the way down my throat I could smell what she smells like I don't think you could I don't think they'd have to be down your throat question that's weird question what makes you think you could take it all in that's what I'm saying I'll try I don't think you could Bart's got a pretty big mouth though how's that throat open up oh doesn't work his mouth out today look at this jawline dude look at that do you
16:48 have that rope mechanism thing oh you put in your mat and you do jaw lifts I don't think he has tonsils you gotta remove when he's very young but that's that's a good question though like that honestly that's a good question like if like your friend like let's because the assumption is is that while I'm boning a white girl which is which was like a unicorn experience Bart would be there watching what about other races does it have to be white what about oh no this is Bart scenario so I just feel like it no jerseys are you bro no but like that you know if you guys want to know what white ████ tastes like I think I look like I know [Laughter] we already know what your mom tastes like I think he was asking just a register it's my sister sorry sorry is this not patreon you gotta get up on it you look like you know what oil
17:38 baroness ████ tastes like oil baroness I look like I go to the Middle East and get railed by a Saudi Prince yeah but you play a ████ mean hand of Poker though you know you look like that Raiders fan yeah you know oh he's wearing greater what is your deepest darkest fear deepest darkest fear yeah white ████ probably yeah no actually it's not just it's a Bart being there hey hey can I get a taste Walter oh come on I'm heterosexual there's that this is old like uh uh like I think it was a Penthouse Letters cartoon where um total racist cartoon but I think it applies there's a white girl like sleeping with a yellow dude
18:28 and then like in the next thing the white dude I mean the yellow dude's done and he like gets off of her and she's still like I think she's blindfolded or whatever oh no she had blindfolded she's just laying there and then he's like oh it was so good and then he drops down and then another Asian guy comes out from underneath the bed and he keeps boning her and so she thinks it's the same guy this is a comic strip he has a comic strip he doesn't you know because to white people Asians look the same and so there's like three Asian guys underneath the bed and that to me that's what reminded me when Bart said like I'm gonna be in the room and it kind of tastes what it tastes like I'm gonna do you could do it yourself she won't know the difference dude good joke yeah are you sure that wasn't an Abercrombie shirt I know got that mixed up what an article not that I read Penthouse so is that your deepest Mountain here
19:19 he's like I'm that guy yeah the darkest fear is that you know all of us will be there and it'll be Stephen on the bed we'll just be switching off we'll just be switching off uh my deepest darkest fear is probably like loneliness um um like I'm an only child and so like you know my parents are old when they pass like there won't be if I don't get married there won't be any family yeah so like loneliness is probably the deepest darkest oh wow no cousins no cousins and stuff but it's not like we hang out oh are they pretty lame you seem like you have a tight friend group though I do I do but it's still a little bit it's still a little different than family of course you know that's a little different um and then like other than that like you know walking down an alley and you know someone tries to mug me that's scary like yo I I don't don't hurt me
20:12 I'll give you my money and they're like I'm not after money yeah and you're like ████ terrified that's like season three of The Shield I was like oh my God what the ████ is going on yeah you guys watch that ████ yeah wow this this milk well it's a who cares as well but this this like guy copies like the chief of police we've been following him for three seasons during like a house called Robin no no no um this other guy is this Mexican dude doing the show but he's great on the show and like we love his character and ████ he's kind of a ████ dick too but but like but you still love them and then like the whole show like his character archive I'm not kidding his character I got this and his wife is and his wife is like ████ weirded out by it and ████ that's crazy ████ okay dude ████ TV show that was on FX dude wow and they demonetized my channel they ████ read ads against that ████ ████ year because this one
21:02 teaches a lesson doesn't it God damn it which is yeah that's the things like you know do you ever like get that fear like you're walking down the street and then next thing you know you wake up oh yeah oh that'd be scary that sucks and he knew they woke up and their their mouth was sewed on someone's butthole and then someone else's mouth was was sewed on their butthole how come this was a national news I think it was called like centipede or something centipede yeah [Music]
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