0:00 [Music] does anybody know any uh polyamorous people wait what's the difference yeah what's the difference between polyamorous and polygamous polygamy it's more and molly i does anyone know and polyester what's what's this whole thing i'm here i think that's from polynesia yeah and polly pocket you remember that polly pocket pocket i do remember though do we know the distinction somebody say something did you say playstation i should just play with a polly pocket polygamist is more about marriage like having multiple people oh okay and spouses and then polyamorous it's just love and affection love for everybody but how much everyone's getting it i don't know about everything i think it's love for more than one how much love though are we talking here
0:51 like unlimited amounts over polyamory yeah are you familiar with polyamory at all no i don't know auntie go ahead school yeah he's a pretty polyamorous man as our local sex have her in the room i just found out what polyamorous meant little side combo anthony has a lot a lot of stuff so like we any time we have questions oh his reputation precedes him like we all know in the dance community i heard it's notorious yeah yeah yeah i never know where to go with that bit you told me something last night that i'm going to work in the conversation i'm not but i haven't if you i swear to god there are things that i tell you steve i'm off camera and i'm going to expose it yeah but you can't tell steve things when he's drunk because he's not going to remember he's going to tell you everything exactly right the ████ dude speaking of polyamorous oh yeah i thought you're gonna tell us a little bit about something point it to me man but you could be in a relationship and be polyamorous like that is part of it see i love both my fiance and i love you yeah have not told you i love you but
1:42 you never come over and kick it have i told you i love you you know what i mean yeah so we're polyamorous no i think it's more than that okay when i looked in your eyes we're butt naked and then i said i love you but you're not polyamorous until we all ████ yeah if we we get all ████ is the thing but that's part of it the sex is a big part of it you know so i think we're totally bullied i feel like all the boxes are getting checked right now what else do we need huh feeling neglected but stephen fry's gay he isn't like anal sex what like receiving so he's not he's not gay then yeah he's like no he he's gay no he's god yeah i don't believe he's gay he won't accept that he's not gay yeah yeah yeah you gotta commit you gotta like it yeah so how does he have sex blow jobs that's it that's not sex according to bill clinton that's what yeah and he didn't inhale so so he's a virgin pretty much
2:32 that's interesting stephen fry um now really really doesn't know good let's keep it that way so there's this polyamorous relationship where uh you have a married uh couple in a polyamorous relationship with another married couple and they basically have a household and that that's called a polygon yes right and they live in one big house and they have kids and nobody in the family knows whose kids is what yeah who's like because they have interviews they have sex all the time yeah do moms shoot ads they have they like switch partners every now and then i like the mormon kind of polyamorous better interesting low key though if you are really uh if you're a polyamorous enthusiast that's probably the best setup no mormon one is
3:22 why why is this a very large argument set up why why joe why don't you tell me dude because well in your how will you swing both ways so i think you like it right but for me i don't so i wouldn't want other guys in my territory and i want to know if they're my children dude i'm not bisexual man you're i know you're more gay than bisexual but you are bisexual you can have a higher gay than bisexual right i was like how do you kind of like justify it's my values it's a metric-centric system well it's on the spectrum they say they say gay is a spectrum right and his irvine sexuality's on a spectrum yeah but his sexuality is like all over the place if your wife does analysts she's gay yeah i think so if you're a wife that's why i don't we're like we're not doing that okay we're not crossing that line sweetheart okay so i tell her i
4:12 think we're figuring this out dude no ████ though i was i remember i was talking to this girl on the phone because it made me ████ crack up i remember this ████ and then we're like we haven't had sex yet we're just dating right we're just kind of flirting and she goes yeah my ex-boyfriend i think he was gay and i'm like why he just always like wanted to do anal sex with me and i'm like how does that make you gay you're a woman nah that's gay right but she swore that he was gay maybe you wanted to just brought that back at me he wanted her to put stuff in his butt no that's pegging yesterday she liked it she she didn't like it but she was getting it in the butt and then she was accusing him of being gay that's a maker's mark for that yeah we gotta make like 50 things at home depot they can do that i have i have seen that though i did have a friend that was the same way where he would hook up with girls and always that was his mission like he only
5:02 wanted to do it in the butt and then did the girls all accuse him of being gay no because they never they they don't know the frequency in which he's doing that only we do well that's i would just just that just confused me you know what i mean i was just so confused do you think it's gay no it's a walker you think it's yeah i can definitely think no yeah i don't like i don't know i'm not seeing nick like this in a minute hey shut up dude i'm not laughing bro this is a serious conversation he's crying respect the conversation it's just this whole laughing he just it's joe asking the question like that's not gay this full starts snickering and i just started laughing i just sometimes can't believe how stupid we all are [Laughter] it's like it's only been six minutes and it's just like what are we talking about i think like one of the the biggest jokes the biggest funniest thing is is like so quickly accusing things of being gay or not gay
5:53 that's my favorite thing that's the best thing because we were all raised around that yeah so getting to play that part here is really fun yeah anybody who's really young but basically that's a satirical take on what things used to be like but now it's like you're so self-aware that that's wrong how stupid that is to be like that's gay that's not gay that's good i don't know what satire is but it sounds good to me when you explain satire that's gay yeah that's that's not something to be doing i think it's so funny that like you could you can like file through all these different actions that could be done to your butt or someone else's and that's how hard you have to go and dig to find out am i gay it's like you either are you're not but no no no and that's what blows my mind i mean in my statement right where it was a woman that was saying this and this is if everyone in that era women and men would sit there and be like yo that's kind of gay yeah he likes anal sex yeah
6:44 that's dude like but in the context of your friend in that situation huh in that context of your friend in that situation her boyfriend was gay that's accurate that tacky according to according to our findings thus far that is accurate yeah like that full of yeah when i wanted to go see musicals right but i wanted to go with the woman as my date am i gay oh for wanting to go see did you have little sex at the musical was it red i've been called gay for that i've been called gabe for wanting to do to go see a musical with a woman oh other gay guys they're the authority so dude i got called gay for getting an a in my typing class let's go around the room this is good that's so true i got gay i got called gay for making a clay pot
7:34 in school like fourth grade yeah i made a clay pot that's pretty good yeah they thought they were like that's gay i was like i just i had to make it for art classes dude that happens all the time though i got called gabriel making like the best ████ snowflake maybe that's gay though that's like hey it's actually kind of good i know right it's like that's actually no one ever like gave you a hard time for being gay when you were going growing up that doesn't happen to girls no they they immediately assume that i am that was so crazy have you ever like uh it doesn't work the opposite way where like let's say you're with you're with a
8:24 dude who expects you to be more feminine and because you make a choice that's not the typical girl choice does he like raise an eyebrow kind of like raises it at himself like um wait i'm in a dude his eyebrows raised at you and then he looked at himself in the mirror he's like i gotta go to the bathroom really quick washes his face looks in the mirror the reflection of the mirror is like you're gay no the reflection is like yo you're gay oh my god uh mark spector you're gay that's never happened in any situation and that always happens it always happens yeah yeah and then they'll make some kind of remark they'll be like oh you're not into that why not you don't like that you don't like me you don't like fake i really don't like pink though you don't like pink what kind of woman are you i know i'm not you never go shopping that's weird it's weird
9:14 she sounds gay or weird oh no not a fan my wife likes pink but she's also a professional poker player which i think is very butch that's great i was like i'm instantly intrigued because i'm like i love poker oh you do yeah oh dude yeah oh ████ his wife recently did the world series of poker and one and got and was top four yeah she's a female poker player were there other females in the top four not on the final table she's not a fun people yeah she beat them all yeah she suppressed all three she was only allowed there for being female it wasn't an all girls game it's a handicap to be a little girl's handicapped like we need one female so uh whatever you are taking there isn't all girls my world series of poker oh
10:05 there's why why do you need to like yeah what is the point of that they separate the genders in poker no no it's just an optional one they did it because i think the chicks are tired of dude ████ so like we just wanna we just wanna all check one so we can just not have to deal with all the ████ it's all queens it's like yeah it's like the all-female gyms how it's like yo please just stop hitting on us we just want to ████ leave like the lady trains in japan they're sick that makes you use that to if anything like women have more leverage than that that's true there's a lot of guys that just want to beat girls up or like look at their titties and then they lose is that how the wnba was started i i'm not i'm not familiar with i think after johanna man they started the wnba the ████ after jawana man so lost in this video where'd she win she won 116 000. okay yeah that's pretty
10:55 great you both won he won 50 of that all i know is my house got about to get filled with even more plants and steve's about to finally come out the closet right and i'm good i'm filling up those houses with plants i'm about to get some plants and i'm good dude you're an athlete's husband i have to tell my wife [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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