0:00 what's funny is he he'll make one out of like 20 baskets right but then when he makes that one he gets up and he walks away like this sit your ass down I like that was all luck dude he know he made a ████ D he like rattles in like even the even the coach starts [Music] laughing so there's a man he's a retired truck driver and he's a grandfather from Baltimore Maryland you heard of it yep yep huh home of the Baltimore Orioles a bridge collapsed recently over there so a bridge smashed the truck remember that yeah I don't remember it was a boat but yeah close enough a boat hit the bridge so this this retired truck driver he walks in to um you know a a neighborhood
0:51 bar and he purchases a a a 10 spot ticket like kind of on accident he he he kind of he filling out this ticket for like a 10 spot gambling bet thing and he accidentally filled out the part that says bonus for each of his games so that means the ticket then cost him 40 bucks and he didn't expect to pay that much for the ticket so he's kind of like ah ████ that was kind of crazy so then the employee asked him they're like hey do you still want to buy the ticket and he's like yeah go ahead I always keep my mistake tickets that's fine I made it's on me I made the mistake you're being an honest broker so then he finds out he wins on accident after just being guilty and buying the ticket yeah he scans the ticket he gets N9 out of 10 so out of the 10 numbers he got nine of them and he won 30 freaking 2 G's wow ████ from
1:45 $40,000 or from 40 from 40 bucks he he 40 Grand and he made 32 think of those bets I'm thinking of those YouTube videos with like I just bought a whole roll guys holy ████ this is like the most money I ever spent I got hope we get it back and they always go underneath Break Even 40 bucks into 30 something W that's awesome pretty sick so yeah he had to do a double take he's like holy ████ I made 32 GS off of this what the ████ am I going to do so what do you guys think he's going to do with it he's a truck driver remember retired truck driver grandfather from Baltimore he's already retired right retired he's going to buy a fishing boat like a little like like a little one for the lake nope a hooker nope all right divorce his wife damn no if he's a truck driver donate it he's going to buy a barbecue pit good but no he invested it somehow and he doesn't have kids full body tat he's a
2:36 Grandpa full body tattoos yeah pay for his children's college fund he's going to put it in the bank that's it 4% is this a joke or something that's it that's literally what he said he's at that age and he's not even going to yeah he's just going to put it in the bank he's at well he has to use put it their bank before he uses it that's what it's a loophole and then it's going to go cuz he's like I can't use this Tech I can't take it Home Dep by ████ do la he's trying to zel his hooker he goes to the boat he goes to the boat place and he's like I told the news I put this in the bank yep give me the biggest boat that's funny I mean if you're where you're already living in The Bucket List years and you still just put it in the bank huh some people like that though kind of sick it's it's cushion you're just practical you got your routine you don't want to shake the boat too much or just like I got 32 ju
3:27 I'll just put it in there okay not bad it's one of those guys who's like every time I go to the bar I play he just he's just kind of like yeah I'm feeling it yep damn 32 GS that's tight man sick what would you guys do yeah what would you do 32 G right at that age though you have to be that you got to imagine what about right now you just get right now wa what how old how old how right now you you you you go 7-Eleven you get one of those scratcher things and all of a sudden bam 32 G's what do you do right now yeah put it in the bank that's it put it in the bank cushion what about all that ████ cage ████ you're trying to build for your motorcycle yeah it doesn't cost that much it's like $200 for the uh for the product all you got to do is build it you got a baby on the way I guess makes yeah just save it damn you're responsible bro put it in his make a trust f for him come what's with the parents are doing this ████ so ████ early how come it ████ do it
4:17 how come it never pans out you ████ always talk this way I never met one kid in my life with like oh why do I have all this money oh cuz my parents put it in ████ 20 years ago you right no they're they're not 18 yet for all the parents that are talking about it and check check this out okay my wife's parents soon as they were moving to Florida they said at the end of the day we've been saving all this money for you until you are ready to be by yourself and gave her a stack of hundreds wow the parents did how much how much a bunch of $100 no it was it wasn't crazy cuz back in the day tell me the full amount full amount like I think it was like 15 15 G's that's a good amount that's pretty good that's nice that is a stack of 100 I looked at that and I was like if it was, 1500 out 11 damn why did my mom do that you know I was like ████ but now I want to be able to do that because you
5:07 know why I know your wife's culture they're good with saving oh yeah oh yeah I believe it yeah damn I thought it was going to be I was waiting for a burn a final nail in the com well some some people will say what I said was racist but I would say it's factual it's smart I don't think it's racist but you know because of my kids that's like if someone said Asians are good at math and I'm like you're not wrong that's racist dudee as a racist but you know how to count money and multiply yeah and save but no we don't know how to save that's why you're a good combination cuz you could do the math and your wife can save it let me tell you what's going to happen to that $32,000 you put in the savings account for your kids's rainy day fund $100 every year rainy day you're going to dip into it as soon as something happens I probably will yeah so it won't even it won't even exist no couple hundred will
5:59 exist by the time he's 20 years old it won't exist you'll be gone I've seen this happen a million times maybe a million in one now dude I am I don't believe in any of that trust fund ████ I'm like I didn't ████ need ████ okay okay did I say it wrong or something maybe maybe not a trust you're teach to be Biden V listen I'm just trying to put money away for him but I did get just some cash in the Box I did get a second life insurance just in case just in case hey you know who had money you know who had money put aside for him Hunter Biden yeah I'm going put it in the shoe box then yeah work out so good didn't work out so good imagine having unlimited money don't have to work that hard right get depressed whatever it is I just want to make sure he turns 18 I'm
6:49 going be like boom give me half of that cuz I need [Music] it yeah that's how you do it you ever met a bored rich kid those are the druggies I every time I every time I met one dude I'm down to meet up with one of them just scam them yeah sell drugs sell some baking soda even Bart wants to give his kid a Bitcoin I'm like dude they're going to be so high they don't even know what they're going to buy for me yeah what I'm trying to do is I give him money I stack up money on the side and hopefully I give him the tools for the 18 years so once the 18 years opens up he has the tools to do something positive with the money that's stacked them that's the way I have a completely different method okay all right let me got here it this one all of us had a very traumatic childhood and I need to recreate that and I want him to I drown three times so
7:39 I want him to have the hate against me that drives him toward money money money you need to be the biggest rival I'm going to ████ prove you wrong I I want to be the father that's like you should be a doctor yeah and he's all ████ you I'm not going to be a doctor I'm going to be a ████ dancer or whatever the ████ they do right you talk about put me in the ground yeah be a dancer sounds so bad now that I think about it if my kid tells me they want to be a dancer I'm going right in the ████ ground yeah send away you're not going to mount the ████ be a ████ doctor that's more feasible and then they're like no ████ you don't understand me in my feelings man and then like I'll be like all right you go and then watch in my heart I'm like I hope you become a dancer cuz I love the Arts I love the art I ████ secretly love the art well one day you you have like an attic full of like oh cool dance
8:29 stuff and materials stuff and stuff like that and he's like oh my God my dad was a dance fan the whole time and I'm like don't look at this get out of here say for you you can't have this life and in Full Circle he was like you just didn't want me to fail like you did yeah then he understands you someone's recording yeah someone oh you just you didn't want me to be a failure like you Dad but I actually made it I'm like I know and then you guys hug and embrace and cry and and you start dancing in front of him oh my god dad you can Grove it gets posted on next descrition stubborn Asian Dad finally says I love you yeah and then if you recreate that then the recipe is a proven recipe right like they have something to fight for
9:19 whatever they they got to make it on their own they they use their Asian hate toward their Asian father like to make it and I'm like that's what we need we need to recreate that world wi T going to work for the first time what age he kind of works right now yeah he has little jobs at home hell yeah he gets paid for making basketball Sho no way not making shots yeah he gets he gets he gets money but but he has a job at home he's a professional basketball player he's in the N1 team he's a professional basketball player you're PID for no Stakes sinking baskets no Stakes no uh so it's at practice not just at any time of the day no one's making shots right now SE little kids play basketball at at his age yeah so if he makes shots at practice it's dollar at scrimmage which is his games is two bucks cuz there's more Stakes what
10:10 what's the highest payout you you gave him in one day yeah uh one time 50 cents no one time I think I paid him like eight bucks oh ████ yeah he had a good game huh yeah he's like the Kobe of the group one time he he the only shooter what's funny is he he'll make one out of like 20 baskets right but then when he makes that one he gets up and he walks away like this sit your ass down I like that was all luck dude know you me a ████ dude he like rattles in even the even the coach starts laughing that's so funny the confidence is Tao one of the taller kids in the class um for his age group yeah for sure dude in Roblox a dollar goes a long way yeah that's tight yeah he's he's self-made uh like about 200 bucks so far wow from basketball Jiu-Jitsu and then
11:00 good grades you know what that's what I would do that's tired that's good system nope I ain't giving them ████ dude I tell them you work for free when it comes to family and everything you go outside and make that money you go ████ take it and extract it from the enemy I would teach my kid hey making shots in practice doesn't make you money ████ that's my money to that that's right you got to remind your kid that it's your money that's my favorite ████ that Shaq says he's like he's like he's like we're not rich I'm rich yep I ████ love that so dope did you hear about his uh the bum story no how his dad when he when he came home from a game and he lost and he said he had a rough day his dad took him to like a homeless shelter and said you guys didn't hear about that one it's a long story I'm not going to explain it he tell you have to tell us now hey tell this homeless guy about your day what
11:51 did he do at this shelter no his dad showed him you're rich you're getting paid to miss okay it's true about Shaq too yeah free throws he's just telling him don't you shouldn't feel that like the way you feel is not fair for the people like they took him to a homeless shelter and then showed him that they'll wake up 6:00 a.m. every day at a homeless shelter just to go look for food and ████ so he was telling him like uh I don't know what it was I don't know how they said it did you see you remember the Sha story about how about the shoes huh remember the story about the shoes the shack yeah where he was like hey I saw all these kids and they're like you know it shouldn't be spent $100 and all these parents lining up spent $100 on shoes he's like I'll make my shoes affordable at 20 bucks and I remember as a kid I was like these shoes are ████ whack nobody sh did that that's like Dude That's like putting garbage bags
12:41 around your feet partnered with Payless I think he released it at Payless and he wanted like affordable shoes and he just didn't get it cuz it's like well yeah because people wanted shoes that were hard to get it's a status symbol yeah it's not about if everyone can buy the shoes nobody wants the shoes I'm not going to lie I I rock those add ones ████ I was playing ball too
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