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Dumbest Woman in Australia Falsely Claims Assault

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0:00 Okay, I was going to intro this by saying something, but instead I just want I want you to watch it. If I can get it up there. Okay. Watch this woman right here. >> Can you make it bigger, please? >> This is the uh This is like an opening event at a store in Australia. What? Bro. >> Excuse me, he assaulted me and she back she walked back into him. What a ████ dumb ████ dude. If she wasn't recording, that guy would have been in deep ████

0:51 >> Yeah. No, no, sounds like those girls are like, "What? No." >> The girls definitely like saved it, but um this guy, his name's Dan, he went to the police station directly afterward and he had them review the CCTV footage just because like she kept claiming that uh that this assault happened and um and they and they looked at the video and they determined that this actually happened like three times. >> With other people? >> To him from her. >> Wow. >> This That was like the third one that happened. She just kept doing that to him. >> Is it because like are they in line for something? >> Yeah, so this thing this Princess Polly's this clothing store is going to open up and uh >> What the ████ does he It looks like a chick store. >> It is, but he has a daughter. He's a He His partner has a daughter. His partner's like a 13-year-old girl and that's why he's there. And uh so he's standing in line and she just keeps trying to go in front of him and then

1:41 eventually does that and then just claims assault. >> Wow. >> And uh so she This girl uh she got all this backlash from it. She deleted all her socials. >> Hell yeah. >> But then um she did make a response video and uh it's uh she It's gone now, but I found it from some other ████ >> Woo, yeah. >> But it's it's absolute crap. It does It's not even complete and she just says dumb ████ >> [laughter] >> She's a ████ idiot. Here she is. No accountability at all like what she says. >> Hi. Um >> Shut the ████ up, Madison. >> I'm pretty sure everyone [laughter] saw that >> video of me >> She's She's happy. >> on social media um stepping back into the the guy who was standing in the line um at Princess Polly and um >> Oh, so sorry. >> First of all, I just want to clarify

2:31 that that video was taken way out of context and that yeah, um >> Out of breath already? >> That video was literally 5 seconds before the guy had um So, what had happened I was I was in the line >> Um um um >> um security and Princess Polly stuff >> the first part real quick cuz I think that >> just trying to say is that was 5 seconds before he assaulted me, but then I think he was she was like, wait, that wouldn't make sense. That means I told the future. No, I'll scratch that idea. That's what I got from that. >> She's She's a ████ ████ >> Yeah, the first take though. >> She She didn't edit. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, this is good. >> I did one take. >> She didn't even think about what to say before recording. >> You guys are so ████ up. She's trying her best. >> To do what? >> Hold on. Hold on. What the hell is this?

3:24 >> [laughter] >> Let her cook, y'all. >> Anthony, what does she have to say? >> Let's see if she has more Let's see She might have more that Anthony can work with. Let's see. >> that we could stand at the front of the line because he acknowledged and he honored the fact that we were there early. And so the guy who was standing in front of the line >> That's it. Well, >> Hold up. That's where the video cuts? Are you serious? >> That's all that was salvaged, I guess, after she had posted it and and deleted it. She She wiped out her whole like her account's gone and everything. >> You know the part that I'm the most pissed off about is um not even like the whole assault part or whatever, but if I put myself in that guy's shoes, and since I'm a big like schedule-based person, >> Right. Okay. >> the fact that you were planning on just getting this for your daughter, and then

4:14 you probably had other plans, but now you have to completely sidetrack your plans, go to the police department, tell them about what happened, then ask for CCTV footage. That was like a random like >> Oh god, dude. >> 5-hour derail of your whole day that you had to do, and that part ████ sucks ass. >> Yeah, it does suck. His comment's right here on the on the post, the guy that that um in the video. Hi everyone, I'm currently at the Broad Broadbeach police station as we speak. I've reported this incident. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Report number He put the He put the report >> Nice. >> Like cuz that's crazy that you have to go through that length to defend yourself. >> I would, especially nowadays, like all it takes is an accusation and your life is ruined. Like imagine if this was, I don't know, like during the Me Too time, where um a lot

5:06 of guys like Johnny Depp and whatever, like they're just getting in hella ████ just because someone made an accusation. >> But it sucks ass that you even have to do it, cuz who knows what his plans were. He could have been like, "Oh, I got a flight in 5 hours." Like you don't know. And now all his ████ is just ████ because someone wanted to yell assault. >> Are there Are there laws against like using the system to uh destroy someone's reputation or like >> all to your benefit? >> Because like there's so many cases of um like there's this one kid that I think his uh girlfriend or or his hookup got really mad because he got with someone else and then so she basically claimed that he essayed and all this stuff. And then he his his I think he got kicked out of

5:56 school. He was going to be on a team. His life was ruined. He did prison time. And then she admitted that she lied. And then so he after 2 years in like jail, he came out and he was like dude, my life was absolutely ████ wrecked. And I'm like, I don't know. She doesn't She like that should be a criminal offense. >> Yeah. >> You You actually use the system to destroy someone's life with malicious intent. You should go to jail. But for some like I haven't heard cases where these false accusations, there's actually criminal >> No, it's it looks like it's one of the things as I'm seeing here that yeah, it is illegal in New South Wales or Queensland where this happened. But it's more about perjury. So it's like giving statements under oath. It's not really as much as like public he assaulted me. I think it has to be like a filed fraudulent thing. I I believe

6:50 so. I can see >> everybody's allowed to say whatever they want true or false and >> Well, yeah, because you can just say whatever out in public. >> But then it's only when you're like, "Hey, you're under oath, hand on the Bible" type stuff. >> Cuz then that's perjury, which is like of course punishable up to 10 years. Nobody's getting that for perjury probably. And then for civil, that's when it that people do that when they're like, "Oh, you like defamed me." >> Yeah. >> So he could sue her for like defamation probably. >> I don't know how well that goes or how much easier that is in Australia. I feel like America everyone's slobbering at the chance to represent you for that. >> But if they have no money, it's really pointless to sue. >> She probably has no money based on her everything. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, based on her everything. >> Yeah, that's that's like >> That's how easy that can happen to you, dude. >> There's there's got to be some like eye for an eye clause, though.

7:40 >> I would love that. >> Like so like let's cuz that's that's all point right? You always sue up in America because there's no point suing down. So then you sue up because even if they settle you win. Let's say if that that person suing up let's take money out of it and it's like it's an assault thing right? From a woman to a man claiming SA or anything that's kind of like punching upwards right? So it's like you can do that and then there's there's some version of maybe settling because like you're there's just so much loss that can be endured for the guy. >> Yeah, he could lose his job. His employer sees it. >> So just like the baseball guy right? Anyways, so so there's got to be an eye for an eye clause because it can't go the other way around. You it's not like you can it's not double jeopardy. You don't get to assault them now the the thing they claimed you did. You you can't get money out of it if they have less than you. So what's the

8:30 >> I believe the reason why they don't have that is because it makes it more difficult for women to speak up when it really was true. >> Well, that's the whole point though if it is. >> Because if they just have a way kick-ass lawyer they can make your real accusation probably look false. >> Cuz it on the other way it is hard for like the underdog to actually fight the even though that's where the money is cuz they could be exhausted with lawsuits. >> But I think women should sue her not the guy cuz that's the actual victim. That's your enemy women like that's the thing. That's why it's cool that all these girls spoke up like the freaking they did the right thing. >> That's a good idea. Community society eye for an eye. >> Believe yourselves. >> I think believe all women LLC should sue her. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, if that exists. >> All victims of assault should ████ sue her. >> Yeah.

9:20 >> Cuz that's like dude ████ like you ruin it. Now women don't get believed because of ████ like this. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> But like that thing where you said the guy was in jail for 2 years like she should also go to jail for 2 years. >> That's what I'm saying. It's like you should suffer what you've done to these this other person. I think that's that's fair. >> Didn't he lose like a massive contract? >> Yeah, so he was supposed to go like NFL and stuff or whatever. He never got his From straight from baseball? Yeah. Was maybe base Was it baseball? >> I'm talking about the other baseball guy. He's talking about some kid. >> Oh, I thought you were talking about the same guy. Okay, my bad. >> Oh, but are we talking about the same cuz you said some kid, but I'm talking about the MLB player, the guy who was >> I'm talking about a kid that was on his way. >> Oh, I was talking about the NBA guy. Dude, that's That should tell you how common this ████ is. We're all thinking of a different guy.

10:10 >> Remember when we were all thinking about the same guy we don't know our ████ >> Remember Brandon was here, the boxer? >> Yeah. >> And he was hella cautious about dating. >> Brandon Lee, yeah. >> Brandon Lee, cuz his dad, you know, put him on game. All these athletes They're it's crazy, dude. >> Yeah, they're they're they got targets on them, for sure. >> And I'm like, comedians don't have that kind of don't have that kind of problem. Athletes do. Yeah, man. The hottest women trying to con you. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's rough. >> Like Drake's poking holes in his condoms. >> Oh, yeah, dude, that's scary, man. And you also have you know, fat ugly ones conning you, too. Uh let us know what you guys think of this in the comments. If you think we're being too harsh, if you think I'm being if I'm being unfair, if I'm being very mean, please let me know. I just think

11:01 that this woman is is the devil and everybody All these other women are angels for standing up to this and making some noise and reassuring this guy that they're all filming and they have multiple angles. >> Just to be in line for a ████ like toy or some ████ right? >> One dad in line for his daughter to get some ████ Like, you let him get his ████ for his daughter, guys. >> I'm a grown woman. >> Yeah, let us He doesn't want to be there, guys. Like, he doesn't want to be there. >> This is a good example of community doing what's right.

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