0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. >> I think Bart's gonna like this one. >> Yeah. >> A Chinese woman, 82year-old, she swallowed eight small live frogs believing that it would alleviate her lower back pain. >> That's some ████ Chinese ████ if I ever heard it. >> And she feels so much better now, right? Uh unfortunately this method led to severe uh back abdominal back pain. >> I think one >> they kept jumping down there. >> One of my aunts my one of my aunts used to drink her son's piss cuz it was supposed to make him youthful. >> I ain't ████ around, dude. >> One of your aunts aunt >> drank your cousin's piss. >> The son's piss. >> Are you the same kind of Chinese? >> Just don't say her son. Just say it's your cousin. It >> had to be the morning piss. So, she would wait. Don't pee in the toilet.
0:56 >> Pee in a cup. >> Yep. And then she would drink the morning batch. [snorts] >> Do you remember a lot of uh like fitness influencers were doing that though? Really? The piss? >> Yeah, that was like piss >> urine therapy or some ████ >> I remember there was something about skininc care too. Like people were like you could put dab a little Q-tip with urine and put it on your pimples or some ████ >> I know. I know. Semen for that for some girls were doing that. No, there was a whole trend going on for a while where like >> fitness guys and you know like those guys that like do cold plunges and challenges. >> Oh, they bathe their nuts in the sun to >> No. Yeah. Like they they drank piss for a minute. >> Oh, I don't remember that one. >> Dude, first of all, that's Water World. Second of all, uh I know right now that what's huge is actually um drinking breast milk. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:46 >> I missed my chance. [laughter] >> Pure protein. >> It's not pure protein. And it's also a lot of fats like >> But I got a lot of good stuff. >> Have you had any yet? >> Yeah, I have had some. >> Is it good? >> It's really good. >> Is it like a little bit sweet? >> Not lactating already? >> No. No. Not hers. >> You haven't had like some of your friends breast milk before? >> No. >> Well, >> do you have it from the spigot? >> How you say it like that? It makes me feel really weird. >> Get it from the spigot from the source? >> No. I've had I've had some >> You were sucking it on your friend's titties. >> No, that's not the only way. Because sometimes they pump and they're going to throw that milk away anyway. >> Why would they waste it? But then you're like at a party or something like that and then everybody's like, "We're taking a shot of BREAST MILK." AND >> WHAT? >> I would do that. >> Honestly, it's it's like it it tastes like um 2% soy milk. >> Did you go to be fair since I had your breast milk? You want some of my dick milk? >> I didn't do that because my dick doesn't
2:36 produce milk. >> Also because that's kind of essay. >> Everyone produces dick milk. Not much. >> Hell yeah. >> Hell yeah, dude. >> It's more like dick condensed milk. >> Yeah. [laughter] No, but it's it's really like 2% soy milk. It's it's really watered down, ever so slightly sweet, but then it's like overly nutritious. >> You think it would taste good with like Lucky Charms? >> Uh >> coffee. >> Coffee. >> Yeah, maybe. [laughter] >> How about creamer? >> I'm not going to lie, guys. At first, cuz at first I was just like, uh, what the heck? But then like everybody's doing it, so you're all right, ████ it. And then you take some, every single time you're like, [snorts] here we go. Cheers. You drink some, you're like, >> was it cold or was it room temp? >> Room temp. Well, the idea of it is weird because it's coming from this person. You know, >> but then at the same time, it's like this is the most nutritious thing >> possible. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That like grows us and keeps us alive in
3:27 the beginning. >> When you drank it, did you just imagine her titties for a second? >> You don't think titties at all? >> Okay. Okay. I just wonder every time you drink cow's milk, are are you putting your ████ mouth under? >> No, I think of the pink ████ nipp ████ >> ch. It's a dick size. You know, it's like dick size, right? You're putting like a bigger song in your mouth, right? You're gay. >> ████ hella gay. I'm sorry. Hey, have you seen a goat titty before? >> No. >> No. Like a uncircumcised limp dick. >> What? >> What the >> It has foreskin. >> What is going on? >> So, it has like six foreskins. [laughter] >> Yeah. It just looks like a anteater. >> Could you Could you put it in a hoodie? >> No. I milked a ████ goat before and um you got to you got to ████ do this thing, right? You got to like press it. And it looks like when you ████ get your limp dick and you squeeze the ████ out of it and your head is like about to
4:17 pop out like a balloon. It looks exact and it feels exactly like that. >> And the goat's eyes are rolling back. >> The goat's like >> this is what we're going to do, guys. >> What the ████ >> Right. >> That's the Sydney Sweeney of goats. Yep. >> Holy. >> And it feels [laughter] it feels soft. And you have to like you have to do it like this where it's like getting pressed from the bottom to the top. >> Do my fingers. Do my fingers. >> Like that, >> dude. No wonder people in the the Middle East be >> ████ a goat. >> Cheeking them, man. Damn. That ████ >> Look at that ass, huh? >> Not bad. >> That ████ looks soft. >> I think it looks provocative. >> Especially cuz all the they're all covered up over there. All the all the girls are covered up. So you got you got ████ like this out in the open. All right, check this out. So this lady, her digestive system after consuming the
5:08 live frogs completely collapsed and a bunch of parasites started infecting her body and so it it actually added to her pain making it impossible her for her to walk. She was admitted to a hospital and hangs out. >> Yep. Nailed it. >> Nailed it. Uh and doctors conducted a physical examination on her. The medical experts found a dramatic increase in oxyll cells which indicates many illnesses such as parasitic infections and blood disorders. They conduct they conducted a few detailed tests and they say that swallowing frogs has damaged the patients digestive system and resulted in parasites being present in her body including sparagnum. >> Nailed it. >> So basically don't do this. So it took her two weeks of treatment and she was dischar discharged from the hospital. >> Why are Chinese people so stupid? But what if it's like you got to go all the way down before you can come back up and because she like ate that and then she
5:59 went into the hospital and stayed there for like a couple weeks and now she's fine because they fixed her in completely different ways cuz that's the kind of ████ my mom does. She'll get like a I don't know like a infection or she feels like she has like hip dysplasia or something and then instead of like like a normal person you get an MRI or you ████ X-ray she's like oh let me go see this other doctor first. >> I need to eat a seahorse. Yeah. And then they ████ do all kinds. They go, "Let me light some incense and like go like this." And then, "Oh, let me press these pressure points." Meanwhile, uh, that doesn't work for like four weeks and she had a hard time even walking like up the driveway cuz she was in so much pain. And then she goes to the western doctor and they're like, "Oh, there was an infection. They gave her antibiotics and in two days she was walking." I'm like, "Why'd you go through that for 4 weeks?" >> You know what it is though? I think they
6:50 just suck at branding and marketing. Cuz think about it, right? If you think about like a Crystal Love and White Girl, they basically a Chinese. They do the same ████ >> Have you seen them swallow frogs though, >> dude? They'll they'll go vegan or like they'll, you know, they'll ████ like the liver king. Like that's like I'mma eat a raw liver. >> Oh yeah, that's true. >> But like the branding is like I'm a caveman. They make it so cool, right? So it's the whole like branding I think like Chinese if you think about these organic white folks like they just copy Asian ████ and rebrand it like mindfulness that's just bam zen Buddhism you know like all this stuff is like it's just rebranded ████ but then the Asian ████ is like when you see a old Asian lady with a visor and then like zero swag you know points it's just you just don't want to do it.
7:40 >> Dude I found a crystal in my dryer the other day. >> I saw that. Yeah. And I'm like, >> "In your dryer?" >> Yeah, I saw that. >> I was like, "Yeah, I put it on Instagram and I was like I was like I was like I I was just grabbing towels out of the dryer and all of a sudden I see like there's a crystal on the bottom of the dryer and I was like what the ████ Nikki? Like of course she's got a crystal in her pocket or some ████ So I was like I was like what the hell Nikki? Like why is there a crystal in the dryer? And she's like cuz you said the dryer wasn't working so I put it in there to fix it. >> Wow. >> No, I'm kidding. She didn't say that. It was It was in her pocket and she left it in their pocket and >> that's something my mom would do. >> That's some wild ████ >> My mom would do some ████ like that. >> It's all It's working now, huh? >> Yeah, dude. That's what I'm saying. How did she not hear that ████ clanking around in there the whole time? I don't know. But yeah, my wife's a crystal ████ for sure. >> It's all in the It's all in the execution, man. It's like they do the
8:32 same ████ with the horoscopes. Oh, I'm a Sagittarius, so I got to XYZ. It's stupid as ████ >> [laughter] >> It's so stupid. >> Some people swear by that stuff. >> They dress cool. They're like, "Look, it's" and then they have like a whole branded page and then it just makes you go, "Oh, what am I missing out on? This looks really fun." See, >> having crystals in your house is pretty sick cuz they're cool to look at. >> Yep. >> You ever see one of those big amethysts and ████ >> Yep. >> But it like >> they need to be sun charged though. >> That's true. Or moon charged. >> Yeah. Oh, that works, too. And And there was a super moon two nights ago. >> Mhm. >> Was there? >> Yeah, there was. By the way, in in a couple months, I'll bring you guys some some breast milk and we're all going to have a drink together. >> That's a good idea. >> You know, do you think it's weird we're drinking Nah's breast milk? >> No, I think it's better. >> Hey, it's Nenina. It's Nina Utters. Okay. It's not breast. It's Nina utters.
9:22 >> The amount of Now that again, I'm sure you know the amount of freaking breast milk that just gets produced that like often times just gets chucked out >> cuz they have to keep pumping, right? Yeah. >> Why? There's an expiration date. >> Well, no. It it hurts them. So they got to deflate it cuz it just keeps going. >> Yeah. >> It just keeps exploding. >> Yeah. Tease get real big full milk. >> It'll just start leaking. It'll just start leaking. >> Isn't it cuz beer they're supposed to like feed all the ████ babies? Cuz I I think like back in the day like you just ████ picked up a baby that was hungry and then and then you had another baby and another baby. So then ████ always had titty milk all the time. >> ████ always had titty milk all the time. >> No, that's why I think women bodies are like one of a kind. You know what I'm saying? Like it knows you have a baby coming. So that's why and the boobs going to be like it just goes like >> the factory turns on. >> Factories turning on. Everyone clean
10:13 your ████ Milk's going to start producing. >> That's why we're men are always producing semen because factories is just always on, baby. >> Milk's ready to go. >> We on we 24/7. We like we like gas. You know what I mean? We need to get pumping all the time. We need to pump it out. And same thing, women need to understand just like breast milk, like some if we got a big load, we got to get it out. Like that's that's it hurts. It's leaking. >> That's not our our choice. The factories just go in. >> If you married a Japanese girl, she would she would be okay with you getting hand jobs. >> Is that true? All of them? >> I heard different things about it. They said they can't do anything about it. That's what I heard. >> That's why they're okay with you go get them somewhere else >> cuz just go ████ go get a beat. Yeah. That's why you just got to get a goat or two. >> I rather ████ a donkey. >> Oh, hell. What the ████ I just off, man. >> Is this like when you talk to one person
11:04 and then you're like, that's the whole culture is just cuz you talk to one person about it. >> You're like, Japanese ladies are down for you getting hand jobs. >> It's a ████ fact, dude. [laughter]
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