0:00 [Music] all right welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys indeed today so careful today we have bart quan so you got a crazy story what happened so uh two days ago one of my buddies was a police officer here he calls me and he was like hey can i stay at your house tomorrow and i'm like and this one i'm in vegas and i'm like what the ████ why do you need a camera for you guys it's i'm like are you coming here to kick it or whatever is it here are you uh coming for work and he goes this is for work i'm like okay so he comes uh he stays and i'm like don't you guys have ████ per diem or some ████ like like the ████ stat a hotel like why'd you either like because you couldn't sneak out at your ████ deal with this partner and ████ i'm like don't you guys get purdue
0:51 because i was in the military i understand like if you do like off-base ████ they'll pay for your sheriff jerusalem he's trying to save us for dm duh so what he told me is not on this case but it's such an urgency because um what happened was there's uh certain hotels like in the hood where they charge by the hour right so you kind of know the kind of activities that go down there and there was this one but this one dude with a hispanic girlfriend they're going into this parking lot in the hotel and they get into like a parking lot fight like right before they're about to park some other person comes parks in front of them takes their parking lot the hispanic girlfriend comes out starts talking ████ to the person it was a chick who was a chick uh that parked the car so two chicks are going at it the girlfriend's boyfriend comes out of the
1:42 hotel room and goes what the ████ is going on of course the hispanic chicks boyfriend comes out and goes mind your own goddamn business get out of here is that a gun or is he pointing oh get out of here get the hell out of here like a disney employee what are you ████ crazy leave yeah he's like he's like get out get out of here please pointing is rude so it's your fingers keep in mind this is the hood so things can escalate is this in vegas no this is in l.a keep in mind this is a hood uh thing's gonna escalate very quickly so he says mind your own business get out of here the other dude pulls a gun out and he goes well give me your cell phone because that's a thing because that's good that's it can you hold it like you're good oh ████ that yeah things escalate quickly so he pulls out a gun tells him to empty his
2:32 pockets uh pull give me your cell phone and then he pushes the gun into a guy's mouth knocks out all of his teeth wow and then because i guess that guy was a like a crazy criminal so he's looking for any anything which guy is this now the the guy who came out of the hotel room because he got he told him to mind your own business so if you're from the hood you don't like hearing that kind of ████ so it's like you don't like it i'm telling you so now it's time for a robbery because you heard you told me some things i don't want to hear boom all the teeth pop out um and then uh that chick that came out of the hotel her homegirls come out they jumped the ████ out of the hispanic chick beat the living ████ out of her so now the boyfriend and the girl i think they can tell that uh these two are on the verge of death so they get a rental car and they drive and they flee to go to vegas so that's where they leave the parking spot
3:23 yeah they're like i don't care about finding spotty more they leave for vegas it was everything for a while it was worth it it was everything to you they left the car too they left the car and then um so of course people are gonna report this crime there's two people that are hospitalized all this crazy ████ and then uh when they when that name was uh when they returned the the rental car in vegas this guy's name rings up so of course you know they have they have like they're still model citizens bringing back the rental car because i don't want to be overcharged in pristine condition so cops say you know they talk vegas metro tells the police department over here hey these guys they just uh they just showed up over here um do you want us to run surveillance they're like yes because i think once they found out who once they id'd this person this guy is extremely dangerous so they run surveillance they find out
4:14 the house that this guy was kicking it in and they go okay we know where his house is and we've seen his whereabouts in this activity do you guys want us to detain them which means they're gonna need a warrant they're gonna need the swat team they're gonna need to like pretty much like some training day ████ you know knock down the door they're like they give them the green light so they do it they go they go boom they ████ they break down the house grab the dudes this guy's in custody in vegas um so my buddy and his other partner they're like okay cool we have to go get him right and then his buddy who didn't really file a warrant yet gave them the green light without it happened and so he was like ████ you have to get a warrant because you can't just break people's houses down the street because it was training day yeah so the law is i think the law of extradition to grab someone from some
5:04 other place uh you have 30 days so you can like jump the gun because some criminals are just that elusive but you have to have in 30 days you have to come up with the paperwork or they're gone so that's why they finally just got the paperwork and that's when they their whole department got greenlit and then that's when my buddy called me and i'm like oh ████ i'm like are you is this going to go on the back of your police car like what the ████ is going on he goes no it's going to be is he going to stay at my house stay in my guest bedroom i do have bunk beds you can ████ that was our place am i allowed to talk about this on my jk video for real dude the whole time you're saying this i'm like should we be talking about the race that's why you don't that's why i don't know which department you don't know which department on next vlog you see him on bart's couch like this and tyka's throwing balls at him bad guy this video is used in the courtroom so they uh yeah so they um so he
5:55 that's why it was that's why it's immediately they they come to get them and then i'm like is he riding back in their police car and they're like no uh we're part of the convoy because they think they might get even get ambushed on the way back the convoy that's how important this guy is yeah that's how crazy this ████ is i'm like damn that's some ████ crazy ████ dude but then they're talking about like this is a daily occurrence like this i'm like how deep are you guys in the criminal world where it's just ambushed when he's ████ telling me this ████ i'm like man this is ████ crazy dude well it's their job every day he's like no it's just tuesday so he had to stay at your place yeah just for a quick night and then in the morning because i guess their like armored vehicle or whatever is leaving at 4am and then uh my buddy and his partner has to do all the paperwork and make sure everything's cool before like that convoy arrives the picture so what you're saying is you're an accessory to justice oh that's literally what i texted you're ████ hot so i texted
6:46 geo because when my friend called me i was like i texted her i was like hey do you want to be on the good side of justice she was like huh i'm like do you want to serve justice she should have blocked your number like what kind of sexual ████ is this i've got a role playing and she's like huh and then i was like she's like don't beat up tyka's friends can blank sleep over she's like yeah i'm alright that's so funny so they had the whole command center in your house yeah just two people imagine if there was the armored car everything we use bart's room for the ████ cell what's dope is uh my name is space dude my neighbor across the street he's ████ dope because they come late i sleep at 10 right so they're like we want to drink some whiskey and smoke some cigars i'm like go ahead i'm gonna go to sleep so they parked right now that's how fun it is at barton for real
7:36 bro goddamn is it fun eight o'clock it was like you and ryan you have to go to bed so they were taking it they were kicking it outside of their their cop clothes regular civilian clothes in front of my house and then what my buddy told me was that guy who lives across the street he has a glass door he's just like staring at him the whole time and then my buddy and my uh his partner were like well we don't want to disturb the neighbors so he's like let's put out our cigars and go back inside so as they're packing up and they're about to move this guy is now in the middle of the street like they're like standing there yeah like a scary movie yeah and then they're like you guys want to smoke some cigars so he was like oh hey how's it going sir and then he walks up and he goes what are you guys doing here and then he was like oh um uh i'm friends with the owner and then he was like what's his name and he goes bart he goes okay and he goes and then that's when my friend was like he pointed at the driveway he was like
8:27 oh we're police officers why because they had a cop car there yeah oh he's like oh i didn't even he's from the south so he's like oh i didn't even notice i got my four to five here ready and i was like damn my neighbor's dove knows you ain't no asian fella what kind of asian are you so i figured you was related to the wife [Laughter] my neighbor's dope as i texted him all that yo thanks for looking out for my house he goes i was like it would have been funny if in the morning i was like hey did you see two guys rob in my house he goes not on my walk you gran torino monks are okay with me i like how he's not even stealth you can see him through the glass door this guy's not good at it and then he's in the middle of the cul-de-sac like
9:17 just a gun in his pocket that's crazy that's dope man he's a good neighbor or his ghillie suit is a mannequin of a man [Laughter] with a flammable shirt of jeans today's video is brought to you by upstart if you got multiple credit card balances each month and you're just getting by by paying the minimums barely making a debt in your credit card debt can be pretty damn discouraging upstart can help you pay off your existing debt quickly so you can finally feel like you're getting ahead whether you're paying off credit cards consolidating high interest debt or funding personal expenses over half a million people have used upstart to get one fixed monthly payment upstart knows you're more than just your credit score and is expanding access to affordable credit unlike other lenders upstart considers your income and current employment to find you a smarter rate
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10:57 so now so now it's like a murder for sure yeah and then oh my god wait murder for sure because the baby died so that's so they ████ up the damn yeah that's for sure murder and then whatever thing they're gonna add on top of it that's terrible right yeah this is sad man now this is for sure patreon [Laughter] we got to put this sure we're tampering with evidence you guys set up any cool equipment in your house like any stakeout equipment did they use your wi-fi and see how fast it was yo his wi-fi is ████ fast dude that's how that's why they wanted to get they want to get the paperwork quickly let's go to parts trust me it's gonna upload real quick that's why it's like the picture of the back of a police car on my instagram where i was like i got arrested for stealing hearts oh [Laughter] oh they drove their squad car there yeah they're they're undercover i literally
11:47 thought you just asked the police officer hey can i uh i did i thought i did no i'm not somebody you knew like so a random police officer is like i have this funny i take a picture here matters dude why didn't you clickbait the ████ out of that video you should have done a whole vlog and everything what do you mean honestly what do you mean what do i mean who's in the middle of an investigation this guy's on the right side of justice now oh yeah but you're a tuber you could be in the back you know tubers always get the back of the vehicle yeah they're always like oh boy i got arrested and then the the thumbnail's like i got arrested before i tell you the story hit the like and subscribe but it's always in that voice too if you guys like this video do a thousand likes right now don't let me go i like how they do that live but it's a recorded video but yeah you do it right now you know why it's ████ seven-year-olds and they think they're actually like
12:38 interacting with it sometimes it actually works though sometimes that's what we should be doing appealing to seven-year-olds yeah this is where we ████ up on youtube everyone knows that when you make content for seven-year-olds you crush it on youtube how would we make it okay how do we adjust this video right now at the 12 minute mark for seven for seven for any seven year olds washington we need a jingle there needs to be a jingle and i think we need color in our clothes we need slime all over us and ████ yeah anal be no that's adult again they won't know the difference it could just be beads yeah yeah yeah we can't do kid's concepts okay we horned it out so he he said beads but we don't know what he said yeah yeah so we don't know the beets but they don't eat them kids should know about
13:28 their bodies can't be ████ talking about beads i think that's fun kids because it is anatomically correct right that's what they call it it's anal cavity right yeah this is ████ crazy though it's like you know when you're going on these little road trips to vegas right like would you ever think sometimes there might be a cold-blooded killer in a cop car like right next to you on the road that's all about all i think about because it's such a dark road it's like two lanes ████ scary ████ out there and all the mafia movies you watch you're like how many bodies are just ████ buried out here you guys have dark souls because i'm thinking about should i get a krispy kreme donut or not because i'm going to get fat if i do don't get it from terribles i got it from terribles oh that is tar buzz it's cold yeah that's why it's called can we get a little bit dark and hypothetical real quick all right let's do it let's go for it so like obviously these dudes uh this guy
14:20 uh who ████ had the bazooka this isn't about donuts no the bazooka guy kind of ████ up right because they go to vegas and then they return a rental car and that's what pings the system and that's and then they go to a house because they're under surveillance from a different jurisdiction blah blah blah blah right so how how would you escape such crime don't get a rental car why would he get a rental tomorrow get a stolen car already has a gun haven't you played gta yeah you got to get into your car can you imagine this who beat the ████ out of someone and then they drive into hertz and then they go all right let's ditch the car i would like to rent one rental car please under my government name please here's my idea it's a credit card and he goes all right escaping the law don't ████ me i'm getting insurance okay if i get a little dang i'm gonna give you ████ by you guys they should have stolen the car from the people they beat up because they already ████ murdered
15:10 them anyway yeah they should have stolen their car and they're like low job on that ████ dump it somewhere else steal another car but i also think it's when you have criminals that have done it seven thousand times you know your level of care is like yeah so now it's so now it's at the point where they're like i don't want to drive my own personal car add 200 miles on it i'll just i'll just go rent a random car you know so you're like their radar is so low that they're not thinking oh this is my first crime how do i get out of it but do these guys not play grand theft auto because literally it's the easiest you drive into the train tracks and you hide in the tunnel in the tunnel that's it or you go a painting spray yeah oh that's right you go to the painting and then when you drive back out the cops don't even see but that takes forever you gotta lose the cops to go in the pan spread yeah and actually go into a train tunnel with a car it's the easiest ████ ever and just wait wait
16:00 until the stars go down that's it that's the hardest thing about being a hip-hop based criminal though is because you have to live by the i don't give a ████ mentality oh yeah mob guys give a ████ that's true yeah yeah oh so this guy was a mob guy this guy's like hip-hop he sounds hip-hop-based they don't ever rap about enterprise or anything that's true but i think the craziest part is that the cops are like we need to do a convoy because we might what's someone's going to ████ ambush them on the way back they'll try to break the dude out yeah yeah what ████ do they arrest ████ dominic toretto and then also is there a convo a convoy going to be going like regular traffic too though because there's only two lanes so it's like you're stuck is your convoy just chilling or they go there let's be real don't cops kind of escalate ████ like crazy sometimes too and like make ████ like way too seriously sometimes yeah just to make it cooler just like dude sometimes i'll see
16:50 like literally 90 cop cars i'm like holy ████ what is going on it's just one guy sitting on the street with his ████ hands and even that guy's like do we need this many cops yeah he's like hey how many times can you shoot me if you go to a city like irvine it's like that because they don't really get caught were you here yesterday dude why because we titled all these conversations about irvine and how many cops there were oh and you're bringing it up because everyone gets pulled over at irvine by 10 cops have you been uh pulled over in irvine as a kid a lot yeah and it's just and it's a kid like three or four ████ cars yep yeah yeah what do you mean what were you doing not as an adult hey what kind of ████ shenanigans are we doing just ████ driving around listening to trance [Laughter] but he's a kid like a five-year-old and then they go what ha what kind of priors have you had rape yeah did they ask me that did you ask me those questions
17:40 that's basically what he said to me the first thing they pull me out of the car they go how many times you've been arrested before and what what what what are your priors rape i just wish that guy talked like that the whole time what kind of soda do you like great like he just goes down the line of every ████ thing i'm just like what the ████ dude what kind of soda do you like [Laughter] that's what they do ask you when they pull you over and ████ never ends i get it but what's your favorite moment you could have started with like jaywalking wow i i got a ticket for jaywalking one time you did that's like the ████ crime i've ever heard of i didn't know people actually get a jaywalking are you you're not hardcore enough to get one brother how about that you just run and the cars can't go where your feet can go okay i'll tell you this you just act like you're jogging and you don't see him okay it was
18:31 it was literally out of the scene of like harold kumar where he steps on the curb and he's like there's no cars it was like seven in the morning i just finished training a client oh and i'm walking to a coffee shop nearby and i usually never this is what a ████ ████ ass i am even when there's no cars i wait for the light what why that's one of those weirdos he's from california and the one time the one time i was like oh okay so i'm gonna do it i was at a crosswalk yeah was that a crosswalk but there was no ████ cars except a cop car i don't even know where the cop was bro he wasn't even i think i literally look did he light you up like that no i walk into the coffee shop i'm waiting to order and i'm like and then it goes like this yeah it's the barista yeah yeah he's like you're arrested and i was like what no this guy taps me on his shoulder and he goes can i see you outside for a
19:21 second but yeah you should have said no and part of me was like okay because i'm ████ dumb yep i walk out with him and he goes um you just jaywalked and i go huh and he goes you have to give you a ticket i'm like seriously oh dude and he just gave me a ticket was this the irv he was it was in pasadena that's an irvine cop in pasadena yeah and he was an asian dude bro and i was like but the fact that you pulled me out of the coffee shop and i'm like bro i'm ████ in this area like i work here all the time like i why are all the asian cops so on it with the rules man yeah because they're ████ losers bro the last guy that gave me a ticket asian cop dude if i see that fool i'm a ████ i think there's a little bit of asian on nation they expect the best out of us they got to go harder on the asians and ████ you know because they're like he's just laughing i love it what's your
20:12 theory what do you think what i don't know white cops just hug me all day they go hey check out my dad man i missed just being called the racial slur at least they didn't give me a ticket yeah oh yes yeah hurt my feelings not my wallet god damn dude that tickles like 300 bucks dude one time i got pulled over though and i was 300 for jayla i was running like 30 minutes late for this thing i got pulled over and these cops pulled me over and they're like hey dude your windshield's like all dirty and then they started cleaning my windshield they took the pepper spray out i got pulled over by this lady cop she was really cool she goes um she goes hey you're speeding uh i'm not gonna give you ticket because i saw you had a twinkie in there and if that twinkie is strawberry i'm just gonna let you go and i was like dude it's not it's just a regular twinkie and she goes i know no one eats the strawberry ones and then she just
21:03 leaves what is your life a ████ sitcom dude you're a sex timer too man yeah did you have sex with his lady cop or something she wanted to suck your twinkies i had a ████ uh you're so charming i had a game boy in the car like the ████ or the nintendo ds in the car and she goes you playing some karate game or something ████ playing some karate games young man [Laughter] did she really say yeah yeah that's really funny i didn't know make sure she was super she was super cool and honestly you know what the difference is that like when i assessed all my because i get pulled over a lot but my uh why my assessment whatever tell me i'm always doing something wrong i admit i'm always he gets away with all of that when i'm driving an american car like when i had my camaro cops were always ████ cool and then when i'm driving my civic is never cool he's one
21:54 of us yeah hey you have to collect some funko pops [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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