0:00 I just can't believe the first Asian Marvel Superhero is such a little boy in social media inspirational kinda yeah you did a really good David [Music] okay a lot of people wanted um David to be here for this but he's not so we'll just do it anyway we'll just be louder than we usually are one of our followers Nikki sent this and uh it's pretty good there's a thing that happened where um an article was posted on Huffington Post all right so that's ████ great so this is it before we get into it it just says we love simulu
0:51 but he's not the only talented Asian thirst trap in Hollywood well he could have been fooled that's not simu no I know it's an example of a thirst trap in Hollywood that's not simu so what happened that's why they wanted David the thing that's interesting is that uh it's the way that like the guy who wrote the article posted it and added a quote from the article that says I'm all for an Asian King thriving but when a single actor gets the bulk of Asian male roles in Hollywood it feels a little like tokenism so he's inferring that this guy's a ████ ████ a lot of the goals are going to the same Asian people and honestly shimu said something that was actually pretty spot on he goes
1:41 way to attempt to put us against one another what bulk of roles are you referring to are there movies I'm in that I'm not aware of do you think that there is a quota of Asian male roles that is a zero-sum game everything I have taken post Shang Chi was not written Asian we've been able to reshape stories to get more representation on screen get your facts right and he does have a point but sometimes he shouldn't respond well he's gonna respond see who's gonna take a wall that's such a long response to just like a little sentence headline yeah it wasn't uh Cadets down into the yeah into the brass tags but I do like that he is saying like I'm not in every ████ movie like he's not simu yeah he's in shangshi but like he's not but also no ████ right like of course he's not in every ████ movie is he saying that like it's the same circle of Asians that's in every movie because I'm like
2:31 yeah I mean that's the Asian Hollywood group who the ████ else are they gonna choose for me it's like dude one step at a time dude we just had Shang Chi ████ like I don't know a year or two ago before that the next the last big movie was crazy Rich Asians were making ████ strides once that better time stopped complaining you ████ little ████ I guess what the what the writer of the article Ian Kumamoto is kind of trying to say is that I think he's trying to shine a light on more unsung heroes within the Asian actor to say it like that tie a little bit down Steam oo clicks baby it's controversial yeah come on yeah and it gets to include simulu's name in the headline and he knows he was going to respond because yeah because he has no ████ skin yeah
3:23 he takes it all dude he can't wait he can't wait to get ████ about it but just the way that it looks we're like if you're gonna say that quote and then put a picture of simu it's kind of like why are you going after that particular thing I just can't believe the first Asian Marvel Superhero is such a little ████ boy in social media it's inspirational kinda Anthony you had something you wanted to add I'm trying to be David here you did a really really good David oh David I made two more strengths and and just not talking to peasants you know like you're I mean seamless achieved such a high point like do you see Will Smith commenting to like haters Will Smith might be a bad example he did slap someone but he slapped this rock he didn't slap some hate on the street right imagine oh okay that's the
4:15 thing that he's doing that's what I'm saying is like this guy like seem was achieved a very high pillar when you're like royalty at this point what are you doing fighting with peasants yeah yes but also like because he's using his name to get some clouds oyster Kumamoto guys it's not like it's not like he's ripping out Michelle Yao for like bagging all her rolls because she kind of always consistently she took roles for like decades get after her then right he's not hating on her and none of us are hating on him I'm not saying anything bad about it I love her she's thought she's killing it harder than simu is in that same concept but he's not hitting on her you know like so it's like it seems a little bit just but really ████ about this guys but this this but this happens all the time in Hollywood right like someone
5:06 becomes like the hot thing and then everyone wants to book them so then they get like they secure five ten movies after that big hit same thing happened to a lot of members like like in the past of like or like so for example Cuba Gooding right when he came out with hustle and floor or whatever or no no no no ████ um the other guy parents Howard Terrence Howard okay yeah he kept going one after the other he did have some yeah he got he got paid way more than Robert Downey Jr Iron Man well that's also that's also in part due to 10 picture deals and things that people get behind the scenes that we don't even know about yeah like Paramount Pictures will sign someone for multiple movies the thing about see mulu is like he is a household name in a lot of ways right so it's kind of in the interest of the media to punch up all right yeah like it's that's kind of the thing right like
5:57 dude these guys like who we're talking about here these guys get paid by the article right they're they're contractors right or um they're what do they what the ████ you call it non-union non-contractor what the ████ yeah well it does say he's a guest writer yeah exactly so like they're not even part of a place they're just trying to punch up as much as they can to get as much attention as they can to boost their own and you can't punch too far up because then they won't reach bad you gotta punch that something that you think is close enough because like and SEMA will respond you're not he's not writing about Jackie Chan no right yeah because he knows Jackie Chan's not even gonna ████ ever respond ever but he knows that seemu will punch back all those emu will dude my little brother could write an article about simulu my little brother is a ████ I.T guy who lives in Missouri that's an article about Seafood paragraphs simulu will take three days to think of the perfect response and because right now is the shield for Asian
6:48 America like he's like he's a poster boy he's a captain Asian American it's like insane though he kind of is like he has this duty of like I have this duty to ████ say something wasn't he in the NBA All-Star game like the the celebrities yeah he wasn't still realized how many of the Asian dudes were on the All-Star Game none I think it's just him so in a lot of ways he is like the PO he's the guy and when you're the and all power to him like get your bag of course I think it's just like yeah like Steve says or like you already know he's gonna ████ clap back and that you don't need to do that and they're working him that's all look I got no hate for you bro I swear to God I know you're watching this because you watched everything but I'm just saying dude like you gotta just be you bro you'll be fine boo you'll be fine yeah just be you your top
7:39 dog right now for you your top G you do and by the way when he responds to things where he's like yeah like you know we made like hundreds of millions of dollars like it's crazy like I'm so surreal like but I'm the ████ mankind also it's like good for you honestly that's ████ tight stay there stay there don't get down in the ditch with these ████ asses exactly because they're benefiting off of they're using him like frustrating him basically they can rock the boat on him right they're rocking the boat on them it's they're literally just it's like answering to the troll it's like David David's uh rocking the boat yeah and it works they was rocking the boat dude it raises David's profile a million times he's running code too that's not what David sees what I see and that's the thing I'm a troll right I see the blood in the water on this guy and I know you can shake him and get you what you want you know when someone's gonna get their
8:30 panties in a bunch you want to poke because it's funnier it's like making fun of him nobody likes watching anyone get dunked on on this whole Channel more than that guy his head is a basketball that our fans have turned into a meme of me dunking it right this guy right here literally literally a meme because because we all get so much joy because I go home tonight and I ████ write paragraphs about what I'm gonna say to Steve and then I come here and then I blank out I wish that was true I do I wish I owned your brain that much I don't but that's the thing I know you're you're you are not you don't take yourself that seriously and if I could give simulu one nobody should right exactly just don't take yourself so seriously bro I feel like with simu having so much attention and he cares about the community so much and there's so many Asians telling him you need to stand up you need to talk
9:21 back you need to do this that is true he's under blood pressure he's under from a guy like us we're like dude chill no you don't have to carry the weight weight of Asian America you that's not your job put me in a movie I'll ████ carry some weight for you but the thing is he does have a lot of Asians telling him hey not only are your inspiration it's your ████ duty to say something superhero you are Shang Chi he's never gonna please everybody right yeah you gotta just chill out a little bit right Marvel hates you so much they didn't give you a costume just chill out but by him being there in a lot of ways it just kind of sets the path anyway like just him existing by him being there he doesn't have to say anything moves the needle so far that like he's he's the guy he's the man like do you
10:12 guys see that video of uh Michael B Jordan on the Creed set like he was on the red carpet or something and this girl who he went to high school with yeah yeah interviewed him and then she's like oh how does it feel to be Michael whatever the ████ right ask him some questions he's like yeah we used to know each other back in the day and then he claps back on her because he remembers when her and her friends used to call him corny back in the day when they were like kids when he had his head shots at school and he's like oh like I'm corny right I'm corny you called me corny blah blah and your mind you're like Michael B Jordan bro you are one of the biggest stars in the world one of the sexiest ████ alive you could have her contract killed tonight and nobody would even say a word you yeah dude you're the director you're the star of this million dollar 100 million dollar franchise and you're like punching down on the like you don't have to say a thing to this lady like you already called corny
11:02 is nothing well it's also because she was trying to if you're in high school bro she was trying to act like they were friends back in day like verbally to his face yeah he was like you made fun of me for sure my friend but wouldn't it be kind of more a gangster move if he just was got her killed yeah got her killed bro just do the contract killer it's even more gangster for him to go yeah we were best friends they sleep together that night and then he goes but I don't want you oh that's gangster that's gangster he's ████ her that night right and then he's like ████ corn he's a ████ ████ corn oh yeah call me corny boy call me corny ████ yeah it's like bro you already won you're Michael B Jordan you know what I think it is I think like for okay so guys like us who get it we see insecurity while
11:52 other people see empowerment they might see that and go thank you for standing up for us because they're weak guys that wished they could stand up and say ████ right for us I'm just like I actually see strength and stoicism so if these things don't affect you and you laugh and not only do you laugh you make fun of them and make them look stupid I'm like that's not only a level of confidence but intelligence and strength exactly right you don't have to be like actually fool yeah you know what I mean like that that to me it just feels a little bit like oh you don't have to you don't have to take it so seriously you little man stop being little don't be little and I don't mean he is little I just mean he's acting little like when you do that you're acting smaller than you are you've obviously done a lot of great things you could talk about it you can show people I've done a lot of great things look at all those box office success that we had all this ████ but then when you're acting little when you're like doing four paragraph
12:42 responses some peon and ████ Gawker yeah like who gives the doctor I do I in this article though they do this writer does say something that I'm like God it says all we're saying is we don't want a predominantly white Hollywood to gate keep sexy Asian male represent what's we and who's we I don't know but the main that's him all I'm saying don't say we yeah the weird thing is that what this article is doing it's doing what White media has always done to White Hollywood which is divide opinions on people who were just doing good and I find that weird I'm like absolutely you're an Asian writer doing the thing you don't want white Hollywood to do yeah well oyster cumamoto it's the same game right exactly they're still playing that same game in the same area they're trying to get clicks because at the end of the day they got us right they do we got got guys we got God by Huffington Post
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