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Reviewing Pick-Up Advice by Dating Expert @attractionzilla

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0:00 Nick show us your Tiger Eyes me yeah oh [Music] damn so there's this guy um his name's coach Jesse okay this guy's a dating expert oh this give me some tips are going to uh we're going to review some of his advice um that kind of a is he a dating Guru expert oh he's an expert can I say something can I say something this is just this is just off the top when I hear someone that says they're a dating expert I immediately want to be like no you're not in my head oh okay this guy might change your mind not everyone's Suave like you Nick no I'm not even saying that not everyone's like one for one all you to do is you got with the not everyone finds the love of their life in high school Nick I never realized he's a guru yeah he is so this

0:50 is him the first thing we're going to look up is his his explanation called do this to make your female friend horny oh I'm in I'm in dude all right all right this the kind of expert thing to make your female friend horny for you as soon as your female friend's on you you should start punching through that wall to building sexual tension that exactly what bad boys do they break the rules and they get to sexual tension fast Bad Boys reach right into the heart of the girl start dialing that sexual tension knob up one out of 10 three out of 10 turning up the Heat giving her those tingles and kicking that friendto friend conversation right out the door way you do that with a female friend is by

1:40 giving her the Tiger Eyes by slowing down your speaking Rhythm and by incidentally touching her all in unison in combination to build sexual tension and with enough of that stop trying to build sexual tension horny for you get too horny man you know what I don't wait no how this is totally a bit this is not real that's not real that's not real tiger R come on real I don't I don't it's a 100% real selling a course there's no way it's real I don't like I don't I don't like how we have to get the program I don't like how a gay guy is trying to tell straight men a gay guy yeah I don't think it's right that a gay man is trying to trying to tell straight guys how to talk to women that's not right on his website he said he's been with hundreds of women oh he's straight damn it yeah dude pull up pull up the

2:31 video with his shirt that guy has a bad shirt one of us buys a program and then we all share we share the password pull up the video with what use J company card whatever any video of him talking you look at the shirt that he's wearing I'm like that guy doesn't get ████ dud I feel the experience though you don't think a guy with this shirt gets ████ the ████ he's got the Lumberjack look he's sexy that better than the last one or your skinny is 20 lbs of extra weight you're carrying around the Middle look you're never going to compete eat with that 20-year-old kid on those things that's what I was thinking just give up gentlemen if youen you have to become the best looking man you can be and that's how you are dressed dressed it ain't about working out oh it ain't about the extra 20 lbs on your ████ belly he's just

3:21 giving you the worst generic advice his specialization is that he uh he helps older men get younger women how come he only has three lik on that video so sad he only he only has um yeah he only has 183 followers there's so much I find the gems baby there's so much production value in his page his name his name is yeah so under here it says I help older guys to meet 20 to 30 new girls in just 6 weeks take the best two or three as your girlfriends damn those are his bullets okay maybe he is serious his name attra dude that's those are good results if he could produce that with his 183 followers he does not look like his profile pick what the ████ wait how how old are we talking about is he like you

4:11 might be 50 with big ass man titties but I'll make sure you get a hot ass girl in her 20s he's like just wear shirts that fit you like sick advice my boy Tak two weeks sick advice takes two weeks he's like when girls are talking look into their eyes and touch them talk like a tiger yeah bro like what the ████ you know so what do you think about that advice the Tiger Eyes so the Tiger Eyes if you ask any girl mhm they'll tell you because they've been chased their whole life especially in entertainment YouTube whatever when they go to meetings they could sense when a dude wants to ████ right away and the Tiger Eyes is ████ creeper eyes yeah they all know they go okay so this is this is the type of they can immediately go Oh this is the dude that is always down to explore to see if ████ is available a like they can they can sense it yeah Nick show us your

5:02 Tiger Eyes me yeah oh damn I got a buddy right eye of the tiger right there I got a buddy who was who who met his he got with his chick from like talking to each other online right at first then they actually meet and they're actually exactly who they say they were right so but then he immediately turns on this like Rico Suave ████ Tiger Eyes like ████ slow talk ████ and dude we out we were on a double date me and Nikki and these two and like she was like busting a gut laughing about what a ████ loser he was like the first time she met him and how she was like ready to like Le and he didn't even know well she had to like basically stop him and be like why are you talking to me like this like this is not who you are I've talked to you before on the phone why are you like in person

5:52 like yeah yeah yeah ████ John B dude sick though cuz to reach into her heart and to turn up the dial I like that you're saying that because I think that's that's what's in this next thing would you guys like to know how to make anything sound sexy I need it teach me he's going to can I guess he's going to talk quieter and slower sound sexy to a woman when you speak to a girl simply slow down [Laughter] the how did you know pour the O into water that after and make sure you ████ rub your hands like this too Al a little bit of milk myself this delicious oatmeal that I put into my mouth and I eat it straight away not very sexy sounding slow down pauses make it sexy all right yeah I take the oats I pour

6:43 some oats into water and after 5 minutes I put in some applesauce ████ I I'm coming bro some sliced almonds and now I've got myself a delicious oatmeal that I put into my mouth sounds like he's using too many Comas right away that sounds like a boring math teacher for real when I talk like that people fall asleep sound sexy we have to hunt this guy hey hey hey hey hey hey that post at five likes all right we have to hunt him down and remove him from the earth yeah cuz we don't want to give him giv all the secrets this is all the locked Secrets this is like this is like if we were all magicians and we were pissed off that one dude who went on live TV with the mask and was just giv all the way the ████ secrets I like this guy he's giving away player Secrets now that you've heard probably I could guess every ████ that's two of the biggest tips possible okay good good read this

7:33 one to yourself and tell me if you think we should share this no way are you ████ with me dude did you hire this guy I know he hired this guy and ████ put all this ████ up himself how this thing there's no way this got there's no way Ryan found him on Ferber dude has almost 2,000 views man how okay this is called are you kidding me how does sneak touch a girl's boobs parenthesis when you barely know her shut up yes bro okay can I guess can I I need to know can I guess what I need to know it's as you're talking you slightly lean in and E you've done it this morning baby let me practice and in today's video I'll be showing you how to covertly sneak a girl that's

8:25 assault this got to be fake women with the busty eye the ████ up you put that on you don't call him big bouncing jugs I ████ can I subscribe if you're like hey can I touch a here that's creepy for sure so absolutely don't do that don't do that good start to sneak touch a girl's boots getting mad or slapping you across the face yeah you don't want that to happen three ways I personally used myself touch a girl boobs I've met just minutes before now the third method I use to do this that's the most outrageous of the three it's like the funniest of the three we got to be careful with this one so funny guys how to ████ grope women covertly catch it

9:15 now of course if you want to be a complete gentleman and play it safe then this video is not for you get the ████ out of here dude the be rolls the guys looking into the ocean first way I've done it where I've sneak touched a girl boobs is when you're talking to a woman and she's engaged in the conversation with you simp she might say oh I like to read books and you might tell her I like to read books you like to read books you are such a dor and you're just going to push her shut the ████ very you're such a dork you're such a dork dude oh my God this just isn't going to work out girl red is obviously the Superior Color I am so divorcing you and

10:06 you reach out and you give her a playful teasing nudge brushing up against her boot shut the ████ up this is not real dude r h this gu this is a ████ scpt you way you bought him on fiber got on F he upload all you got this actor to write read a script he's been coaching men for over 20 years shut the ████ up Ryan's always been the long con he hired him 20 years ago the signs that she's easy I got to know wait you hired him when you're at UCI wait wait wait I want to know more about I want to know how to touch a woman's boob a you want to know about that but what's number three the outrageous one what's the outrageous this is some weird Ryan and smack bit they hired this ████ guy that's smack brother yeah yeah yeah got a GRE ████ can't be real cross her face you want you really want to see what the

10:57 thir direct for research making a bold move no I don't like the Bold move with Bart dude imagine you're talking to a girl at a bar you look down at her breasts you gesture wow you got some beautiful acids there you take her by the hands you pull her in you give her a little yank come here girl you give her a little yank made two bold moves right there so you need to calibrate to this particular that point is she into the Bold moves or is she not into the Bold moves how is she resp responding do you see the excitement light up in her eyes do you see that smile go across her face and some girls some girls they really go wild that archetype of an attractive man that just goes for what he wants who makes the Bold moves on her so if she's responding

11:50 stupid dude this guy's a genius loves it when you gesture at her breast what the ████ like she is the sexual Hunter making the m on you so you tell the girl for example what are you doing to me girl why do you keep looking what are you doing to me girl oh bro I'm going to use this on Tiff tonight my boy I'm about to stop looking at me boobs or if you want to go even more you reach out you grab her breast you give it a light squeeze and you take your hand away there's no way there's no way work there's no way you can make this gesture and talk about honking boobs and be serious YouTube can't allow that it's a bold move it's bold move number three that's why that's why that's why he said you have to show confidence in entitlement when you do it entitlement oh that's good when you're

12:41 dating a lady and you want to Honker tit a commanding pres and you have to do two bold moves first you're leading because bold moves do not work ofself you're nervous look guys if you want to grab boobs you just go out you just got to go out there and touch them you got to be a confident boob toucher ████ about be a p dude these are all real man it's insane dude for $24.95 you can he can teach youx yo let's buy a let's all take his course yo let's take his course man okay so you're are you're ready to take this seriously it's time to teach you how to sneak up on a woman but confidently how to kidnap a woman safely this bu s ████ brush her boobs go no what are you doing to me girl get out of here bro that is not this guy by the way that's this guy yeah this is his website this is website

13:31 dude his sales copy is really good he has a legit website about like this whole thing that's a legit website testimonials testim dude he looks like a gay old man read he looks like a gay old dude read the testimonials and see how legit these are hey man my name is Sam just wanted to thank you I've gotten two lays so far and I landed three more dates for this week hey good ████ for you do another one do another one um met a 20-year-old cutie at bowling pulled her into conversation like you taught date set for Saturday what the ████ is that mean dude I'm a I'm a old man at 54 slept with 37-year-old 29-year-old and a 26-year-old thanks to Jesse I'm happy this is bad bro I swiped the touch on a big bll booby thanks Jesse I got to honk on some nasty Honkers earlier today thanks Jesse dude

14:23 it's crazy man it's it's um we got to use his techniques there's dud we got to do a followup with this guy yeah this guy can come on J new anytime you want Jesse please come I got some questions my boy get to the bottom of this man whoa we're kind of getting to his that age bracket we want to get with some young hotties some young hot hotties yeah we're all old I didn't know the keys were right in front of our face the whole time yeah teach us keys are in your pocket Nick hey that's the right mentality [Music] n

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