0:00 [Music] okay for this one uh make sure to have very strong opinions each step of the way can't okay good there's a Dallas guy his name's Johnny Abney okay this guy got evicted from his apartment yay fake name you like that no I always like evictions especially when it's pushing out people that are doing really horrible in life and they need the house but then it's let's let's make it even worse by kicking them out you're you're an advocate for tip your landlord aren't you oh you know you know that initiative you could tip your landlord what is that no it's it's an ironic like initiative where they're just like tip your landlord they have a hard job it's like a stupid no one's doing so uh they threw out all of his stuff this guy was living there with his
0:51 9-year-old daughter they threw all of his ████ out into the back uh trash dump area where people started picking through it taking what they wanted they uh broke stuff and then they even peed on his mattress and uh I know just extra cherry on top are you sure it wasn't a dog marking its territory it could have been yeah why why did they throw out all this stuff he was being evicted oh yeah he wasn't paying ████ so uh what happened is he basically lost all of his clothes all of his possessions his mother's ashes were in that pile also his daughter's his daughter's trophies and everything like just gone she won't forget about the trophy she'll forget was this like the sheriff's department who's who's pulling him out of there uh I'm not sure who made the call for that but whoever did did an oopsie what did they do wrong house no way wrong guy oh
1:45 my ████ god they evicted the wrong tenant they meant to get a different oh was it like an apartment with different units oh and threw his ████ mom's ass ████ that up dude I mean is suing okay at this point yeah is that like a multi-million dollar lawsuit so yeah so he does end up uh filing for uh compensation for everything that got thrown out he wants the value and then the the place is also like uh the management is like yeah sorry that's on us we will pay for everything that was lost and damage emotional damage yeah and emotional damage and things are going fairly well until they realize that he's not even the legal tenant of his unit oh ████ ████ so this guy was subleasing from his ex who moved out of state and left the
2:35 place to him so that he could kind of keep it at the same rate oh it's under his yeah you know people do that they just like you just pay the rent from now on I'm leaving uh you yeah it's called suing which means he's not entitled to a penny which means the um the actual company that runs the property they're not even legally allowed to give him money because he's not the actual tenant well can they give her money can they like what about rent does he have like renters insurance or is that still under the no cuz he's not even the legal you can't yeah you can't notify the authorities if you're doing something illegal right it's like it's like if you go rob a house and then someone beat you up during the robber you can't call the cops on the person that beat you up while you're robbing the house is it illegal this state you might be able subing cuz you could subas maybe they have a contract right yeah it might need
3:25 to be a much more formal thing but the person that's actually leasing is the person that would get the benefit of the from the landlord they're suing so this guy would have to technically like sue his ex-girlfriend like those are that's where the business relationship Li she has to sue goes like a triangle lawsuit anything dud shouldn't have said anything that's like that's like okay I'm drunk driving right and then like person next to me is not drinking do a little switcher do a little switch througho before the cop comes up to the car right so this dude's got a lawyer and the lawyer now is trying to fight for him to get compensation by saying that when they threw all that ████ out they didn't know who it belonged to they were just like throwing the ████ out so you can't say like going that route yeah because they're like if you knew that it
4:15 belonged to a person that wasn't legally a renter then that would have been a different situation sometimes I ████ hate lawyers except when they save my ass yeah isn't that the whole ████ point lik any because lawyers they don't look at like morality right they look at how do I win this case so they're the ultimate Loop holers so ████ like this is like oh I know where we can get them on they're busting a Shapiro God damn it wait Did they what happened to the the original people that were supposed to get there did they get their ████ thrown out the original they're still there they're still they just got away like Scott free they're just watching the whole thing like what a disaster I think they probably I think they probably just peacefully left when they saw all that ████ going down oh but uh yeah so the lawyer saying you can't uh you threw it out thinking it belonged to the actual
5:05 tenant in which you couldn't do that anyway so now they're like trying to fight for that but uh so the guy is trying to they're trying to see if this guy can actually become the real tenant by just signing a lease like maybe you can just sign a lease now and stay a little late yeah a little late but then uh the the building claims that they won't give him a lease because when they threw his ████ out they found counterfeit money what does that have to do with this is so ████ complicated because it's a violation of like you can't be having counterfeit or like uh paraphernalia in it's like a breach of your lease I guess yeah but that's unlawful search and seizure meaning like they they went and they wouldn't have seen the evidence in the first place they have c a lot well what about what about the part where they were about to like pay for everything and they apologized had they already seen the counterfeit money or is it because they
5:55 had well now they're starting to pull out more like butts but like both sides is like so so it's like their counter they're countering the counter yeah so so it's like first they threw him out and the GU like that's not the right ████ you guys are ████ oh I apologize wait you're not the right person who lives there it's like wait but you didn't know who it was well you had counterfeit money yes exactly it's like it's like changing the Monopoly rules mid game so uh so the news that is covering this like the news channel that's covering the story they went in and they investigated the um the possessions of that guy that were left over to see if they could find any counterfeit money and they did find some play money that was clearly labeled like not for use like it was something that if it's film money then it's okay obviously ████ gives a ████ yeah so they're trying to use it looks like they're trying to use that as the like
6:45 oh it's dude that's whack you can't have fake money in your house clearly marked as like money America dog yeah that's on my check damn it's different in Dallas I guess I guess that's ████ so that dude basically since since this happened he just like moved somewhere else it just bounced but why they PE as the Mom's ashes are still just laying on the back I can't get past why they peed on it stuff yeah is it just is it like a ████ you cuz you you're you didn't pay rent thing just a goose I think because they threw it into the alley and it's just all these people are just picking at it and taking stuff and it's in a place that's very PP friendly everything into a dumpster yeah but it wouldn't all fit it ████ just end because if you throw stuff into a dumpster and it's all like it's all like quality Goods people are going to take it out of the dumpster you know what I mean this guy's paying his on time living life he was paying rent for months was ████ working at Subway and then you go home and your
7:36 house is trash and you're like someone robbed me but you're like wait why would a robber take everything why would they mop the floor yeah robber takes everything that's like when ████ Fresh Prince got robbed why would the robber take everything and repaint it's like new carpet like it smells like Pine saww and ████ like why would they take it and clean it new fixtures swap my blinds out these are good blinds damn that sucks they have made Home Improvements I know kit it's a sad situation cuz he clearly like wasn't really he wasn't doing anything that different than what most people do like everywhere this doesn't happen to everyone you know what I mean but it does show you that if you are subing that you are subject to a lot of like injustices that will happen to you because those Agreements are like this
8:26 thick that's why yeah you have so much fine print back there yeah so leing is a risky take right yeah but don't you have like a pack apartment sounds a little sketch already you should have a pack with your bud though who your suing with it's like hey something happens you just you you call and it's like we'll pretend like it's it was all you but at the same time people don't know the law you know what's funny doesn't it make you wonder if they truly did think they got the wrong guy or if they knew he was in there and they just wanted to throw him out and say they got the wrong guy because they knew that once his ████ was out he oh damn like they meant to do the accident yeah yeah yeah yeah oh like Oprah and Maui like that I don't know dude that's what you said no please dive deeper into that on this parallel you created sites are you on dude let's hear about it you
9:16 know Oprah is an American treasure she would never do something Another Gay won't be at subing is not fun though I think you opened up this world I want hear it you mean the way that Maui sues from Oprah I don't think uh Texas has the same rules as California where like it's that hard to evict someone so then that sounds like a California move to me where you just break in move all the ████ out you're like oh oops okay technicality whereas like Texas is like I don't know like two weeks you got the whole ████ US Marshall breaking down your door you're right you're right like call would to do the loophole and Texas probably doesn't need it as get the ████ out just ████ rolling his
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