0:00 foreign what's the shtick what else could you make a dating app for like what other people are underrepresented that they would need a dating app for them people with specific pets I was thinking pets in my head dating apps all right that doesn't exist lizard people yeah geez that doesn't exist these are real people though no people that like have those people that are homeless people homeless people dating apps no it's uh bombs for bombs you may not have a home but you could find yourself you may not have money but we have a business for you well they have smartphones homeless hookups it's definitely not okay um worth a shot who needs who needs a match
0:50 come on I feel like everyone can date so easily now with multiple options that what blue collect bugs collect bugs those are freaking so it's like super Niche it's pretty Niche but but you know what it makes a lot of sense people that want to cheat on their spouse that's regular how about uh jail in jail jail people in jail they already got that too really really yeah they call them inmates.com oh what if you want to be a cuck oh that's already that's already on FetLife what's it called what's that fat life fat life why is it called fetish um it's like if you have a thing like a kink it matches your Kink with someone else so it's like come bang my wife please yeah oh wow
1:41 um that's a wild one that one is wild because some people's it gets it gets kind of dicey because some people's thing is like take me by force yeah dude that's that's tough yeah it looks not so what do you think it is it's not rich people I I'm sure some of these people are rich you have a clue yeah here's the thing I'll just tell you because it's actually really really smart it is a dating app to match people who believe in the same conspiracy theories that's ████ hilarious relief I don't know how if this was a joke but I did remember seeing like an ad for um it showed a guy and a girl with foil hats that's it and it said like a conspiracy it was like a conspiracy day that's not a joke it's a real thing oh really yeah they had foil hats right
2:31 like in the ad I not everyone believes in the full hats the article in the article explaining it the writer may have used a stock image of that to explain it but I've seen it not in the app itself okay well on the episode it'll take people that like let's say like flat earthers can match with each other wow they're the only ones that could date each other even like 5G being like destructive uh what about The Reptilian ones The Reptilian ones I think that might be part of it yeah people who believe in Chemtrails vaccination alien abominable snowman yeah I feel like MK Ultra girls are gonna be hotter than Flat Earth Girls you don't think Flat Earth girls are hot I don't think so many flat Earth Girls I do a lot of flowers in my high school there's a lot of flatters girls I feel like there was a most of the flat earthers are all dudes
3:22 Flat Earth yeah okay beards have you seen the Flat Earth conventions yeah mostly you know there's conspiracy like um not groupies uh we're influencers there's like conspiracy like girls that are covering this whole genre where they're like hot girls that cover conspiracy news while they put makeup on a trip I'll believe it oh really yeah you seen that ████ I haven't seen the makeup ones listen nowadays so you put on makeup while you talk about conspiracies it's a whole thing it's the only way I've seen it yeah that is a thing uh yeah the flat earthers don't particularly look hot who's the hottest group um let me show you let's guess who's the bustiest group probably the 5G the Jazz Festival is crazy right to think about it but I
4:12 think it'll get enough regular folks okay fair you know it's it's like wide enough where some people be like oh I could see that happen I can trickle in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but then again I think you're always surprised with who follows certain conspiracies was it um Tila Tequila she went full-on hardcore conspiracy theorists she went like ████ she just went nuts totally though oh Hollow Earth what's the hollow Earth hollow Earth is like like so you know how the Earth right now has like a core and a mantle all that kind of ████ no no no no no it's got like a sky and a sun and like all this ████ inside the earth inside of it and there's like Giants and ████ and you could go you could get through the Antarctica way cooler than we got up here yeah there's a hole in Antarctica you could go through that's where the aliens are and there's flying deers and all kinds of cool ████ I think that just being a dreamer I don't think that's really
5:02 concerned do you like the idea of a app that is servicing conspiracy theories uh yeah because I think it'll it'll strengthen the conspiracy Theory I mean oh yeah yeah because two people who completely agree should get get together and then hash it out right and then yeah exactly thinkers that's what's gonna happen yeah yeah that is kind of what some people are saying is the um it could lead to radicalization because your own I think that's already there dude yeah yeah you're talking about like the Internet isn't like help enough I think that word is a stretch now by the way what radicalization everything's radical now everything yeah yeah like what are you posting some you're telling something on social media and people like that's radical it's like I'm just saying on social media and then they'll call you a narcissist because that's the other overused word that everyone use all the time yes and gaslighting maybe the most overused word of the entire
5:53 2020s goes through for sure everyone's a spectrum of narcissism though yeah exactly not me Steve's the least nah dude I was really really popular in high school really popular there's a thing like uh that I read in this article that was like one of the categories was like people who believe in vaccination shedding do you know about that vaccination shedding I didn't even know what that was what does that mean it's people that believe that if you've had the vaccine that you are shedding off like certain uh I guess like chemicals or things that unvaccinated people do not want um legit yeah sounds like people that are like you got AIDS I don't want your sweat on me I want to hear their like
6:43 scientific reasoning behind there's none of course there isn't no because they they're thinking you know like uh people who are like proudly unvaccinated to a crazy degree and they just don't want to be around they they believe that it's kind of like an opposite thing where they're like I'm so unvaccinated that I do not want to be around vaccinated people for fear of catching the vaccine I bet all the JFK conspiracy ones are old interesting do JFK conspiracy is pretty tight though yeah but they're probably like the old people those are like the most sane people bro yeah because that one's a trip don't they think the mob did it yeah isn't that well no the mob Jack Ruby did Kill Oswald yeah but then it's like was that was he doing that to cover it up right was he part of it yeah it's a big thing I think the mob did Bobby because right after Jay uh John F Kennedy the brother got shot from uh FBI
7:34 brother I bet you the mob was run by the feds anyway yeah because during that time right weren't they all like clicked up no well I've never met Gods but then sometimes some families were owned by the feds because they just got got because I thought the Kennedys were weren't they involved with them yeah and that's why they were mad because the mob helped them get uh Power and then they turned on them they actually cheated in the election to help him win on like that actually happened last time technique stuffing ballot boxes like hanging Chads dude no but not even like they were just stuffing ballot boxes like doing all kinds of shady ████ and then Nixon was like yeah I'm gonna step down because this is kind of ████ wild and I don't want to put the country through it yeah which is kind of like Noble and like but people don't really do that anymore huh why would they do yeah why would they because they don't take the L so I think
8:24 it yeah I'll find someone who's a JFK conspiracy theorist yeah they sound more normal dude I would 100 think JK was killed by the feds and you can't convince me otherwise JFK can't be normal and not radical well they are it wasn't there a thing where they blocked a Declassified file they were doing it they're so innocent everything's cool but it could be like the CIA plus the mob like it could be so many people just involved kind of like the Epstein thing where like there's just way too many powerful people involved that they're just like this is gonna make it look so bad we can't release this what about Sasquatch is that on there some scratch oh yeah I bet Sasquatch people are cool I would love to go to Sasquatch me too let's do it one guy in the woods though dude I know but it's like one yo what do you guys think that skin walker stuff wait what's that Skinwalker you guys don't know what that is I know
9:15 so skinwalkers who knows if they're real or not but um you might you might be able to explain it more but it's like this type of like entity thing that can shape-shift people say they've been coming in like content battle killer thing right like remember all the cow the cattle got killed their blood sucked out no so they say it looks like this there actually was a thing on Netflix like Unsolved Mysteries like the the what's the name Naomi something new Navajo maybe it's a Navajo thing yeah yeah there were some Rangers that believed they saw these and they couldn't whoa what the ████ so apparently like that's what its form is but it can like shift into different thing that looks like a gorilla
10:05 we just snake the whole time they got a really big butt a lot of people are on that one right now oh dang um I was single and it was dark oh baby yep I'll be making that Spirit Colleen what kind of conspiracy theory would you try to meet somebody like if you got to pick one conspiracy yeah so even the magic bullet theory that Oswald just like you know got lucky and all this ████ yeah what kind of conspiracy guy would you be into yeah if you had to pick one out of those options and you're you're next and he's super hot it looks like Dion Cole yeah he's Deon Cole but he believes in this conspiracy like what's gonna combine you together I don't know I don't know you gotta pick you gotta pick um It's gotta be like aliens alien she's an alien girl aliens aliens that's the
10:55 one that gives me hope yeah I might even believe in that you know it seems realistic not Sasquatch you believe in aliens let's see do you no no Sasquatch Sasquatch you wouldn't believe in Sasquatch so she's like I can't wait for a guy to tell me that he's been Pro by an alien like that's his fetish he's awesome he's like I got Pro by alien you know yeah he gets a lot of hits on that app from Aliens I think it's pretty cool that uh at least you know whether you believe in nothing or you believe in these things it's nice that you have a chance to be happy [Laughter] no there's no I'm not looking at people on the app is
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