0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys we are extremely careful we're so careful that today what we are going to talk about is how if you could choose you could choose if you could choose how would you like to die strangling anthony lead to death i'm going to die so you're he's dying and you're dying no then you go trying to kill me it's like luke skywalker dying like he took all my life force to just kill this son of a ████ you know like that wrong this book gets a heart attack while choking anthony and he just died he died from exhaustion you're gonna die from bloodlust because you have such a hard boner you're good that's good it's all the blood brush that you're gonna ████ seize up and die that's a good idea
0:50 i did have a dream that i was in the plane and then for some reason it went like this uh-huh and then it was just straight down like this and then i ████ slammed into the earth and i died and i was like that's really scary but also seems there's like a cool place like that straight down like that too thinking on your feet though run your ass to the back of the plane and then that's what bane did that's what being did that was abandoned yeah you double jump off the back of the plane the fire rises death by plane crash is pretty epic but like would you be like the pilot or you're just another passenger i was just a passenger the movie you watched 35 e or some ████ while watching flight going down while watching going down watching final destination that's good too do you want an exciting death or a calm
1:41 nice peaceful one if i had it the way i wanted to i'll ████ die in my sleep and never know but for the sake of this video i think it needs to be glorious i don't mind i i don't want a painful death but if it is i hope it's an extreme amount in a split second yes like if i got incinerated or something so like if you if you like got like kicked into a ████ volcano yeah that'd be better than ████ sucked up in an airplane turbine first though you know it's pretty good but it sounds funny you die right away you get kicked into the volcano you felt like a huge amount of pain and then you died right away i feel like the adrenaline is gonna outweigh whatever ████ little pain it is dude how about this huh ████ put me on a chain to lower me into the vulcan and it was like why has he killed
2:32 himself it's so weird what a weird video give it a thumbs up [Laughter] you think it'd be better if they lowered you in the volcano like right away or if you spent 15 minutes in a costco refrigerator first oh wait wait what because you're getting thawed out no way i wouldn't be either way i wouldn't be as cool as the movie never been there it's ████ cold in there you're getting lowered by the change and then you're like you're supposed to be epic and cool and you're like oh ████ hot you're probably already hot by the like when you're over here like your feet are already on fire you start to catch fire the worst idea ever hey dude you're talking about epic though or you're wrestling with somebody right on top of a ████ vat of ooze or or some sort of like yeah green goo
3:23 and then you fall over the balcony you're talking about the balcony two people fighting over balcony everyone here wants a 90s action movie death kinda yeah it's not bad a 90's villain action movie well this is an avillion remember robocop the way he uh the guy's in a truck full of acid and some ████ and then rubble cop shoots the ████ in the car blows up and the guy comes up all ████ up and acidy yeah that's how i want to go dang i'll be different then mine's not 90s mine's ████ i fight with the samurai and then my ████ piece is sliding oh that's good you want to be mute you would go to the afterlife not as a whole body though dude like in pieces dude the sword fight thing happens bart's alive for 10 more minutes he goes to a subway orders a sandwich he just ████ falls apart traumatizing everyone in riverside some
4:14 way he gets in his car put this he put a drive swiss away and he gets involved into tartar dude epic very epic what's where's drowning or in quicksand you think bro the quicksand might be the worst way to go it's like like because it's a glow right and it plugs your nose and you're like that sounds way more painful to be in my lungs too like particles of sand as opposed to being buried alive that's way worse than drowning being semi quicker you know what i mean yeah because i feel like uh but you're resisting for at least 60 seconds yeah but with water it's like the second you stop resisting it's like it goes into your system and then it's like it feels and it's done right not done like right away but like because water is going but i feel like but the water will fill your lungs so much faster right but then quicksand
5:04 you're like just choking on ████ sand yeah and that's just kind of like no longer breathing versus like breathing in water so what's worse choking or cinnamon challenge then that's the worst thing right cinnamon chocolate cinnamon challenge the sandwiches i feel like that's true i don't know it's all dusty would you rather burn to death or drown to death drown that's true because your skin's not hurt being hot sucks burning is probably because burning i think you can also like plot twist you drown by boiling water aka plot twist you're a lobster ████ well at least i'll be tasty i'd rather have steve murder me with a rock hard motor in boiling water yeah no boiling water really water just look at that rock would you rather die in a regular fight
5:54 a knife fight or a gunfight or gunfight probably gunfight bro yeah probably that's way more bad fight is sick to say though i fight is like like with a knife gets near you or a fighter or a viking hammer fight yeah but then if it goes like this stick on the art major artery you're like oh yeah kill my wife and he could have that whole speech for 60 seconds yeah i know we got a spear here you can't do that when you get like shot you get you they hit an artery nick gets in his car drives to a ████ subway in order i just watched lone survivor dude and i was like that seems like the way to go dude how did he go hold up just all these guys getting shot oh by the tree is that the one by the tree survivor is that that movie they made with real marines or whatever no that's uh you think i'm an active valor sucks dick yeah that's cause they're not actually a horrible thing the guy dies on the rock on his knees and he gets shot by boss and he's like wahlberg yeah yeah and
6:44 he's like looking off in the mountains i was like that's tight that's that's the way to go bro by insurgents yeah bro you protect your country brother would you rather die with somebody you know or at the hand of somebody you don't know probably somebody i don't know probably my greatest ally no i have a bunner we all have boaters dude at subway always has been you have to say always has been too would you rather be beat to death by a stick or with a samurai sword sound right sir cut me up cut chopped up yeah or i don't know stick is gonna take a long time what if it's a what if it's a big stick are you talking like like the bear jew from inglorious yeah yeah ████ that guy or this because you watched it sometimes when you get cut you're bleeding and
7:34 then the pain comes later so with the sword i'd rather get all sliced up and i'm dead and then i'm like oh too late too late to feel it and in this one your ████ bones are breaking yeah dude that thing ████ hurts man reminds me of my mom and my dad ████ oh you're right i don't know if you guys get like beheaded by the samurai sword rather that versus a ████ giant bat hitting me in the net concussioning you to death yeah dude what about having a sword fight in front of a plane propeller like like indiana jones it's you versus the plane no no you're fighting the propeller i mean you couldn't do it there's a way to do it if i win i get to kill the plane though yeah so it's like one of you guys are gonna get sucked up into the turbine that's right that's sick damn all right how about this death by a marvel superhero which one oh dude you can't go out by hawkeye don't
8:24 say hawkeye you're just arrows don't say hi an arrow to in between your ████ eyes and then it blows up you don't want to be sick as ████ yeah but losing to a ████ sucks what if i i just got like vaporized by iron man yeah yeah that's easy yeah i want to make out with rogue and then she takes out all my powers and kills me and then she talks like you for a ████ couple hours is there a lesbian x-man i want her to suck my dick jean grey maybe if we're going to go to third grade let's go because that's what happens with that old storm she's sucking her dick in this ████ lightning round oh she electrocutes you by sucking your dick she puts a tornado on top of your penis that's constantly whirling and that's what the black knight was invaded too much of a good thing
9:21 that's so stupid we're death by wolverine that's like asking the genie it's like hey it's like asking did you need to suck your dick and then they have a tornado suck your dick until you die of course jeans are so sneaky i know was it magneto who did that thing oh you sucked your blood iron takes the iron out of your entire body that sounds really painful you can do that yeah you pull through your blood man this movie was this dude the one where mystique shows the dude her tits and then he and then he goes to the bathroom with her and then she puts the metal inside of his bloodstream oh yeah yes exactly rebecca romain dude yeah dude oh it's also rebecca romaine yeah the stamos chicken lettuce it's uh the stamos this wasn't i thought it was lawrence i thought it was no jeff's deal it wasn't charlie's there absolutely talking about dude yeah he's right he's right it's the other one you're thinking about the movie monster i need to google it the stame is chick dude yeah yeah and then she ████ puts
10:12 the the medal in the dude in the bathroom and he ████ go he's like oh no i saw titties [Music] thank you hey how would you want to die [Laughter] with a stick or with a sword [Laughter] wow just asking somebody random how would you want it that's like kind of a scary serial killer movie oh dude that's so crazy how would you like to die it's like oh we're good he'd even knocked her like you're like mad that the food was late or something he was like holy ████ jesus christ that's on my ████ uber account what the ████ man you're gonna get not a very good review of it right i hope okay i need to change the tip now jesus oh my god i gotta change a tip because he was like how would you like to die you're gonna come in the question it's a good question that i thought we could get outside opinions if you had to die like a celebrity that has died which one
11:04 would you oh dude ████ david carradine easy one oh yeah i could choke yourself a jacket off really like that one i think i'll pick that i don't know what other famous celebrities have died like one of them died paul walker some other ways oh i was poor crashing the car and burning and that one was ironic as hell too yeah yeah because he's very fast and too furious because he loved cars oh i didn't think of it like that nice oh there's a there's like uh there's like left eye you know what i mean from tlc also plane crash was that a plane crash was it was it a plane crash did she die in a in a burning home is that how left i died one of them was like that i don't know it's either leo or left out that was in a plane crash i don't remember ali was definitely a plane crash i thought they were all in a plane crash with the labamba guy the la bamba guy yes they're
11:54 all in the same plane with la bamba ritchie valens didn't aaliyah just have too much luggage and she was like she was like one of those chicks who takes forever to get ready and she had way too much luggage and they told her they're like you can't have like a door for yourself going to die like this is a crazy amount of luggage and then she's like yo you put that ████ luggage on there i gotta get ready i'm a leah if i don't if i don't have these shoes i'm gonna die and he's like the funny thing about that is she had a lot of shoes not to be a debbie downer but i know how i wouldn't want to die huh like kobe a helicopter it's not about the helicopter it's kid with with your kids super ████ up there's absolutely nothing you can do in that situation to make things better but don't they go to heaven together that was the dagger hopefully or you just you know but i'm just saying like in that situation where it's like you know you can't even think about your own like oh my life's gonna it's like oh no this per and then
12:44 it's over yeah have you guys made that dude ████ fly in these s█████ conditions yeah yeah yeah maybe i drove me about getting shot like a gangster have you guys seen the kobe girl maybe if i'm like 80 that could be a gangster way to go but if you're like 20 it's like man i had so much ahead of me we're 80 years old in a gunfight no just like getting shot up in a gang in a gang drive by slowest gun you know i mean it's like dude that was shot by a gang violence drive by it's kind of it's kind of hood but not when you're like 20 because then you have so much delay yeah how did jimmy hendricks die he he died yelling overdose right i think i would like to die by overdose if i was celebrating those is probably the best way if i was a celebrity it like sounds dark but like not overdosed because like i had like a really really sad time in life
13:35 go out on a bender yeah overdose because i was partying like hella hard like michael jackson he wasn't that i don't think he died again i don't think he was done his sleep prescription overdose prescription overdose well they wouldn't release the actual like i i guess like the toxicology or whatever the ████ evidence um they're just they were like they were like ████ holding that ████ back because they're like conspiracy or whatever um you think he's alive is he alive no but we all know we all know we all know we all know we all know the truth okay he's still alive dude there was like kids seeming in his bloodstream but yeah he was mainlining that ████ that's just a ████ lie dude it's a ████ we don't ████ talk about lies here okay we don't perpetuate lies i think michael jackson did it i think he ████ did it who did that what did he do
14:25 all the all those kids man i was thinking about this guy we don't say that ████ here about like he's such a great musical artist yeah he's a genius that people are actually asking like ah but he still made like he's got music you know i mean like they beat it beat it still you know beat it is still a good song yeah yeah like he killed it you think it it's better that he's a molester do you think that makes him more of a genius a musician or less than why would he make him more of a genius yeah yeah he's bringing up his weird points that's crazy he's bringing up his weird points i just want to know what he's talking about no i think he's he just happened to be a ████ musical genius that happened to you have a bad childhood that made him you know one of the kids will you get will you guys give a ████ if you like diet and then your legacy is defamed and ruined no i don't give a ████ oh probably not dead
15:18 let's say you knew you did some ████ but you didn't get caught but then like you knew you would get caught eventually you know what i mean like would that matter to you probably not do you like need to go clean at the end or you're just like ████ it i'm not i'm more of an honorable criminal and i do good crimes that make people go man that was cool joe was a cool guy like you know like like big herc he did a bank heist you know like that's a cool crime you know like smuggling planes that's a pretty cool you know that's a really good crime you know like they'll make a netflix movie out of me like that kind of cool stuff like ████ kids but ████ them well right joe ████ real well that's off limits that's off limits that's off limits while you're robbing a bank i was just pitching i got it no no no no no no no no no no i don't want to know where your head's at it's like rocking the world no no no no no no no no no yeah
16:10 if you had to die by a vegetable which one would it be definitely die by a vegetable yeah oh squash squash squash you score you would choke on a squash definitely not like getting hit in the head with the watermelon like that's my way that's how i want it you won't want like choke on like a juicy eggplant emoji type thing i mean that's the way to go that's the way you're gonna go sexual damn apparently that feels good people eating a peach for days i was watching this documentary and these girls were um they were um they were competing on who can go deeper on the cucumber wait what was the what was the list documentary [Laughter]
17:01 i know i was watching this documentary about shower dildos and it was really interesting you know this whole movement where like step moms are teaching their sons about sex nowadays yeah yeah watching documentaries intersectionality that's like very good because the kid he's like he's like i can't come and then she's like well that's interesting because i can help with that why what kind of what is that what do you mean what is that like what what kind of docs are these that i'm that i'm subscribing to tell me you're the ones that you're the one that's got the ████ encyclopedia on pornography the journals that joe's watching i'm asking what is that joe will you direct the porn please okay okay thank you that
17:51 should be the next otr i think he has good porn i think he has good porn ideas as well but it's also my dna yeah if you directed a porn i think i have a list in here in my notes of like uh clever porn titles that i never made oh tell me let me see if joe directed a porn i would sit through the credits and everything the crusty krusty credits you wrote this down uh here we go uh triple x-men apocalypse apocalypse not a fan you don't like that apocalypse not bad you get it's based off the character apocalypse this one's good uh shaft they already have that it's like it's already done for you how about this to kill a cockering bird oh come on cockroaches ████ and everything it's only cocker ring started troopers started troopers
18:42 you're just saying like ████ you're just saying putting ████ ████ and ████ yeah all right enter the ████ you're just saying ████ king dong school ████ island yeah it's not bad okay jason born to ████ you in the ass that's crazy the dummy matrix that's not bad dude bart's about to kill himself indica jones [Laughter] how much time did anything i do how many more do you have dude i'm done dude my ip is right here right all you guys exploiting me for my genius
19:32 so ████ you guys did you take adderall and write that in four days in four four minutes baby [Music]
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