0:00 I would love to do it someone licensed my face so they could stick a penis in it pound my face to death dude and then ████ like I don't know pay me like five G's a month or something yeah that seems like a fair deal [Music] uh very recently it was reported that Bruce Willis in the first deal of its kind had sold his face to a deep fake company called Deep cake and then his agent just said that those were false rumors and news even though it was widely spread on a bunch of different news sources that got picked up I thought that was gonna be a good idea because I heard he can't talk no more or some ████ exactly so that's also why a lot of people hella believed it so is everybody caught up with Bruce Willis's unfortunateness yeah he's Aphasia right what yes that's right yeah
0:52 what's Aphasia it's it's Aphasia what did you say am I from Tennessee I don't know no it's it's called Aphasia it's like it ████ with his head so he can't he he's not he has difficulty remembering certain things yeah and speaking a little bit right yeah saying things um poor guy yeah so um it was rumored that he had sold the likeness and the rights to his face so that he could literally continue his acting career and have Bruce Willis continue because um it's been a thing recently even for like Val Kilmer we talked about it you know what I mean like Ai and voice act uh voice Ai and stuff like that recreating Carrie Fisher exactly oh yeah Luke Skywalker is did that yeah Tupac no I'm just kidding but basically just the idea of using new AI technology and deep fake and stuff like that the idealism That's like ████ Skynet idealism but
1:42 the idealism if you don't immediately go straight to like porno or something like that um you're you're thinking about being able to bring somebody's likeness and their voice back so they can do any type of advertisement any type of media movie TV whatever the ████ um so it was supposed to be a first deal of its kind but it was fake news uh and his agent recently came out and said that wasn't true because that's stupid and ridiculous is it is it stupid yeah I don't know I think that's a pretty good lie I think so too I guess would you do it you know I mean and what would the price be and then think about like how far is that this is like for eternity type ████ right you sell like the likeness of your face I guess the benefit to that would be your estate after you die can still make money like your family your necks of Kingston Bruce Willis I would love to do it someone licensed my face so they
2:33 could stick a penis in it pound my face to death dude and then ████ like I don't know pay me like five G's a month or something yeah that seems like a fair deal like jeez a month that's not that five G's a month I think I would I would look at that you could live off that you pound your Dead face well my face I'll be aging but my face is still the young youthful face that's 20s bars and it's just constant ████ pounding my fate like ████ getting skull ████ but you get five G's a month that's pretty good that's pretty good and then maybe like one or two percent you're underselling yourself I think we would get like six would you want to be school ████ by your mom or your dad my dad has the penis oh God all right well you know what's crazy though is that if oh well let's say this was true it's a great answer and that uh Bruce Willis is like Bruce Willis did sign off right would that be precedent for like in the future that people started signing off the
3:23 rights to past people like if you own the estate of like Marilyn Monroe you could now sign Michael Jackson dude I would do Michael Jackson for sure I'd watch that you'd watch Moonwalker too dude two and three sign me up watch Neverland too yeah I want to see more stories of uh some other kids that have hung out with Michael Jackson because that's what Neverland one was about was it Neverland it's not never led by the way Neverland was it well that's what they're trying to do yeah Sarah Marshall yeah I thought that I thought that's the name of the document I watched the documentary and I was very like I watched it too and I believed every word of it and there's not a liar next to me to say otherwise he did it bro yep there's all these really funny uh speaking of Michael Jackson there's all these really funny clips of him like just being a ████ a weirdo in his day-to-day life that's just being circulated on like Instagram like memes or it's just like they're in
4:13 a limousine I attacked Joe in this and he just and this is like uh like knows Michael Jackson like with his oh good yeah knows Michael yeah yeah keep in mind he's a genius okay and he's a genius Bro Look Geniuses don't operate in regular World 100 and you could tell and he kind of reminds me of Joan a little bit he's in a limo and there's a bunch of fans swarming um like the car and he's with his agent and he's like oh look at her titties right there and that's all he says and that's all he doesn't like kids then well no he just pointed out he likes titties he can like both it's observational comedy there he goes he goes ah look at those titties right there and I just thought I never thought I would ever hear Michael Jackson point at a later I don't think you could like both can you dude I'm not an expert on this I'm just saying I'm just clip on here but just imagine him just pointing out some titties like that's funny it's Michael Jackson maybe maybe he was saying look at them kitties over there
5:03 maybe probably honestly you know knowing Michael the way I do from Clips yeah you're right I could I could have misheard it I could have misheard it and out of context Clips right that makes sense to me God like give him hot milk that's my favorite clip of him he's like oh no what I do with children's very Charming he's like I have to give him hot milk and it's like Jesus come on to get him sleepy huh you need just one honest friend to sit next to you go Michael cold milk don't say that oh they like it cold I don't know Mike the Fred's not that good yeah he's not different he's he's you know he's got something iced milk do you remember when uh Bruce Lee's Game of Death how uh he died so they couldn't finish it yeah and then they just put like a still shot of his ████ head on a guy's body it looks so bad that was the original defect and
5:53 then for the and then for his funeral in the movie they used his actual ████ funeral and they no way they use this real dead body going through the street talk about playing a cheap huh is that crazy Jesus Christ budget dude if they if they sold his likeness would you support watching new Bruce Lee films that's hard though because like selling the likeness to his face doesn't mean the person can replicate his body well yeah there's a lot of great stuff I saw other parts all right let's say you have let's say you have rush hour five or whatever and it's dead Bruce Lee and dead who's the black dude gotta be dead it has to be a comedy relief Lee so it's gonna be a funny Richard Pryor Richard Pryor Richard Pryor Bruce Lee oh ████ that would have been a great movie and they were around at the same time yeah that'd be pretty good that would be tight that's iconic yeah that's real
6:43 that's actually really I got excited somebody buy the rice to their faces and let's make it I'd watch that I think we can get the rights to Bruce Lee's face yeah it's tough though because ever since I think we can it's tough for me personally because ever since I saw once upon a time in Hollywood I just see Bruce Lee is a huge blubbering ████ now you got slammed dude they were pissed about I mean they're still pissed about that yeah that's for sure metal now well that's because Quentin Tarantino's basis for that wasn't based on real truth nothing was in that whole movie and it was to prove a point no the last part because Brad Pitt had to be a badass right so he had to beat up the big the Bruce Lee part was like come on I still didn't like that movie I didn't either it was an awful movie yeah no they're made they're made to expose people who don't understand Cinema so yeah [Laughter] you say you don't like a Quentin movie someone's gonna go well of course you
7:34 don't like it yeah you're not emotional damage yeah you don't go to groundwork coffee of course you don't know of course you don't you gotta go to Nick's Cafe there's some movies that it's like it's meant for you to like like when I saw the master and I didn't like it I got ████ on which one's the mess it's uh who is it Paul Thomas Anderson and uh and what's his name Joaquin Phoenix oh yeah that's right and I thought what's his name's in it too oh the oh the older Phillips yeah I'm thinking about the Grand Master no I wish it was that people but yeah I didn't like it and then all the ████ Cinema people went with were like oh my God bless your heart yeah I'm sorry you're so stupid no it ████ sucked a little dancer boy sorry it wasn't like You Got Served yeah he's like oh honey watch watch honey
8:26 sorry there wasn't it oh no but I guess it's like some kind of thing about it's supposed to be reflecting Scientology or something but like that's also kind of boring so yeah it was a boring movie dude Scientology is pretty not boring what are your guys's top like one or two of your top five favorite films just around them one or two of your top five yeah so like you know sometimes decimal's more question ever they give me top five name the top two no cause sometimes you can't you're like I don't know how to play some but I know it's in my top ten two and number four you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah sometimes you're like I know it's my top 10 but I don't know where it is in my top ten yeah yeah like that that's so funny Big Lebowski I Gotta Go Big Lebowski everyone loves it now but I ████ love that movie ever since my dad brought it home from a video store oh cool yeah it was we were you saw that at an early age I saw an early age I was yeah and my dad brought it home and he only let me watch it with them so they
9:16 kind of felt cool right because I have little brothers and like it's like you can't watch it actually yeah there's bad words you can't watch you're not laugh I'm gonna make sure I love this movie yeah yeah but we were dying laughing like that movie killed me so I always have that memory we still watching with their dad that movie no I don't talk to him okay do you guys make it like a thing like every year during Christmas or something we were watching we watched Bad Santa every year at Christmas oh wow that movie I've never seen that what about you the first one the first one's way oh second one the second one garbage yeah what's your top two out of five top two out of five um I don't know I could think of one that I uh always go back to The Truman Show oh yes oh it's so freaking good the
10:06 concept was just great and you know Jim Carrey really Nails it so good afternoon good evening and good night what's your what's your favorite top two out of five out of two she only said one do you want to say two was that number five you don't have to say two top five out of two oh that means you have to include the sequels yeah first one that comes to mind is the best of the best oh wow right number four no number one number four is the best one literally in the order number one two and then three and then I don't even know about four number one's fire number one's ████ the bomb wow I love I love Phillip Reed though yeah I don't know maybe it was just that time that that I just grew up and I just you know I rented that video from Hollywood videos like a two-day rental so I'd watch as many times as possible before I returned it yeah I watched it 11 times in a row you know what I mean I
10:56 ████ fell in love with it and that's good this is how it is you know more than blood sport oh I loved Bloodsport too but best of the best just had a hold on me at that particular age I think when I was also like uh in Taekwondo as well yeah yeah yeah you know oh yeah yeah yeah that's true and it helps out like blood sweat's a little sad because all the Asians didn't get ████ up yeah except for that ████ french guy thing that's why I love Karate Kid dude oh I'm pretty good oh maybe you should get destroyed white kid learns remember that kid who's the kid in the third one or whatever the kid who's like mad all the time is ████ matter he's the second one the second one second he's ████ so pissed and everything he's just like every ████ seat I'm like my god dude he's just like a ████ hot head guy yeah [Laughter] he's pumping gas and he's just he's just
11:46 like pumping gas he's like it's like all right dude Jesus Christ I think I met that guy in Hawaii I think I went to his like he has a Hawaiian restaurant was he mad yeah he's pissed get the katsu you ████ idiot [Music]
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