0:00 it's funny because we had like a couple of presidential candidates you know interested and they probably saw the first video of like would you rather ████ your mom or your dad because that's a question we ask a lot of the guests so I'll go into it um I'm glad you guys asked me that so let me tell you why it's my dad [Music] welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we have uh all right what's up guys we're ready we got Gianni out here today everybody big time enough yeah it's big bro I'm so glad to be back I was on the phone I was on the phone too with with you oh yeah I was on the phone with John I was I was trying to negotiate a better lunch but they could only do a side Chick-fil-A fry so I was like all right maybe you're doing Chick-fil-A dude we
0:50 should do Chick-fil-A I think I think you sparked something but I just gone down here that's all I'll say we're all sharing a 30 count so what's up man how you been it's been a while yeah I've been good his rates went up yeah why'd you want to come back I know right you reached out to us and was like no no no no dude and like I want to come on JK I saw your name on the closet but it said Johnny and I had to ask because I wasn't sure I was like who's Johnny yet and then Ryan put your IG in the in the link and I clicked oh the perfect dick dude yeah yeah dude last episode you guys made me talk a lot about my ████ so this one we're gonna talk about my ████ this one we're talking about my accent is your ████ perfect too nah dude that s███'s ████ up wait do you even know what it looks like why are you so interested because I don't know what my ████ looks like liar you never did a bend over I'm
1:40 scared because I'm scared to see what it looks like but one time I forgot what we're doing my my son because he was like oh my butthole's itchy and all the way she go check it out and I see him out in front of a mirror butt naked looking like that that's how you do it and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen and through the reflection of the mirror I was like wait I've seen your butthole even before I've seen mine yeah I don't know I still don't but I feel like that's probably you've never seen your butthole it didn't have hair when I was four yeah that's actually true that's actually a good time when you start getting hair on that when you see the paintbrush on the toilet paper so you've only seen kids buttholes but I feel like everyone's parent everyone's parent has probably seen all of them you know like my dad's probably seen the inside of my ████ you know what I mean an inside no uh just so what's the next segment specifically about ████ you wanted
2:31 to bring it no no but you know what you're no no right do you know how come you're judging me so hard have I seen my ████ as a girl man yes I have what does it look like it looks like an ████ and then there's like paint brushes around it is it attractive I wouldn't say it's attractive no yeah no I don't have one of those like damn that's an ████ people shouldn't be looking at buttholes though I don't think get a hobby you know I mean it's like do something better with your time that's good that means you're busy that means you're you know your time as well maintained yeah so from going on Power and then coming out talk about butthole let's talk about is it very liberating to be here so you could say whatever the hell you want um honestly you wanna know what the good thing about uh Stars specifically actually not Stars maybe our show
3:22 there's kind of like not any rules because 50 Cent is our executive producer oh that's tight and this dude goes on Instagram and says wild ████ so like some cyber bullies people dude no he doesn't but he does it in the right way he doesn't bully anyone he's just 50. no but like I'm not gonna tell him anything I think it's okay I think it's fun I think I do like whatever like imagine if I said like if I said something and they're like whoa and I'm like what the ████ he runs it you're like you don't need to get out of here I feel like we have a lot of leeway to kind of be ourselves which I love but I think now that because I said stars but I was like Outlet the guy's an Outlander aren't like doing wild ████ you're not talking about their asses right right you're not outlandish right yeah I like that yeah men in kills all right you know what I'm saying you said Happy Birthday to someone that's pretty nice of him the 50
4:12 Cent yeah that's what I was supposed that's my co-star that's he's pretty nice to people I remember one of those I literally was just with him three days ago I went to his concert in Chicago really yeah brought me out on stage what was that like do you feel like I heard your music already like you get bored like you're like you should definitely say that what what you're like I heard your music already too much like you know when you get too comfortable with someone and then after a while you're like I want to go to your show bro no bro I seen him I have seen him live literally maybe 50 times his full it it's better every time yeah dude every time he has a show he brings us dude he brought me out on stage in Prague he brought me out on stage like he brings me like if I go to a show because he does Big Rich Town which is our theme song yeah if he does it and I'm at a show he just brings me he brought me on stage four nights ago what do you do start dancing no he just says anyone watch power and everyone goes
5:02 crazy and then they say we got some special guests from the show and they'll bring me out and the whole place goes nah dude it's insane that's tight man so back to my ████ so maybe you could bring him here one day we can ask him about his butthole um I I just World Tour but um if he does make time for JK news I will definitely bring him here put a name out there or at least ask him if he knows what it looks like do you know what you know what and your ████ looks like it's funny because we had like a couple of presidential candidates you know interested and they probably saw the first video of like would you rather ████ your mom or your dad because that's a question we ask a lot of the guests and they're like maybe not I don't know so I'll go into it um
5:53 so let me tell you why it's my Dad wait you read presidents of Candace that want to come on here they did it no we weren't talking with their team yeah and then we assume they do their research and they watch the video and then they saw they saw a picture of Nick Dunn like this and they're like nah we're good special people on their show that's all I'm saying dude uh but yeah we how many presidential candidates do you think we had like three that's that's a good number we got one in the works it might happen I don't know we got more than the view I'm gonna keep my hopes not that high yeah keep it as low as possible honestly if we had a presidential candidate it's like what would we talk to him about about his campaign I would ask him [Laughter] they're like let's wrap this up if we had a presidential candidate on here
6:43 he's probably losing points in the polls right after the episode no I think people will like him even more but these guys are real yeah dude that's honestly that's the issues like Trump was like too ████ like he was too like wild instead like crazy like racist ████ here and there but like people ████ with him because he was real so imagine if someone who was like somewhat level-headed came and started doing ████ like Bobby Lee's podcast JK news Theo's pocket people be like dude I ████ with this guy just you just can't like hum toilet paper at like Mexican people you know what I mean it's like just relax on that end my guy you know what I mean yeah then what's his face okay dude I went to his house last year rfk's house yeah and where Malibu or uh should I I don't know if I should say well um
7:34 yeah I went to like a Christmas party there last year it was while it was like Bill Burr did he know he was running no he knows a lot of comics because his wife oh yeah she's a Curb Your Enthusiasm yeah oh wait wait wait he's running for president yeah dude I don't know anything dude unless it's unless those are Christmas parties but has no idea who the guys he's running for president crazy dude you didn't know that no I just knew what Larry David was there I was like cool um and then I left yeah and then I went home you know Larry David hooked him up with the with his wife now did he or Cheryl hi that's pretty cool do you think he would ████ his mom or his dad to RFK yeah since you know him yeah since you go to his Christmas party I'm not gonna answer for him because because he might have it we'll let him out yeah do you think I just took away his
8:25 chances of coming on the show by asking that well I'm just assuming he's going to see this episode you're Assuming he's gonna he's not gonna see this episode you don't think he subscribed already I watched him on the Bobby Lee podcast and I made him really really like him really yeah because like he's such a real dude and a lot of times like um because we have friends that are in politics not at that high level but if you go on a touchy subject they'll just like pretend like they didn't even hear that yeah they're politicians yeah yeah but with him like uh Bobby and kalila they're talking about like sex in their relationship and then uh Bobby was like well it's like uh it's a sex is a small part of the relationship and then like RFK was like a small part and then his wife was like because in ours sex is a big part dude just to ████ around like that he's like he's like big yeah yeah
9:17 yo did you see the first five minutes though his face was like he's like like this and his mouth was wide open because Bobby was doing his like thing where he's like doing his intro and he starts going into songs and then he was like the ████ probably why'd I say yes Bobby's crazy if you don't know him yeah I'm curious if he did know him or his publicist just set that up like yeah I think I think they just set it up and she's probably like the whole time just trying to gather what the ████ is going on it's so funny dude so so did has the rider strike and all that messed stuff up for you guys or the shoots and all that weirdly enough I um we wrapped at midnight um when the actors struck so like when when the writers Were Striking we still were filming because all of our scripts
10:07 were done and we had to go to work so like because we're under contract we had to go to work but the writer strike happened at midnight or uh we wrapped at midnight and then the actor strike happened at 3am wow uh so we finished our last day so you're just like now I could go protest but not have any feelings of I didn't finish my work yeah the actors hadn't hadn't gone on strike so we were still working so then right when the actors went on strike we had finished so you got lucky yeah so we we worked right up until the thing I mean I got a couple movies lined up that I can't do but you know ████ it where is the money I just can't relax I've had too much prime dude I'm like ████ does it stress you out knowing there's the projects that you're like oh ████ I was like counting on that money or I want more income to come no I don't I'm not the type of person that that you know there's a lot of people that go oh I have this this already lined up that's my money like until that ████ is in my
10:58 account I don't start counting my money so so that's the way I kind of you have to in this business because you could get a whole movie lined up you're like all these huge actors and then all of a sudden like you know the person is like oh I'm gonna go do this other movie and then the per the funding falls out because they had him lined up to sell the movie and now they don't want to fund it so you know call back like but I just bought a Lamborghini yeah no I can't do that would you think that might be one of the most stressful like industry because one strand can pull and the whole thing that falls seemed like it was already in concrete is just for sure well think about like it is the I think it's the hardest industry in the world to break into because everyone wants to do it go up to any person on the street and say would you want to be in a movie yes yes go up to any person on the street because you want to work on this construction shirt you want to do this they'd be like ████ no you know what I mean like so everyone wants to do it if
11:50 they could you know what I mean and I'm not saying it's like better than anything else I'm just saying like it's the one profession because I think if you book the job it's pretty fun and easy it looks fun as ████ yeah so I don't know it there there's like a lot that goes into it but it's very ████ hard to like once you're in it to also stay relevant stay working like you could be on a show look at these people who are on a show for 10 years and they never work again has anyone ever told you you'll never work in the city again yeah no but I I want that to happen so then I could just be like at night like you ████ you think I'm never gonna work again like keep me going and you get motivation yeah yeah that ████ in and out said I'll never work again he said I was a bomb isn't that what happened to Keanu Reeves though like he was like no movies for 10 years then he's like ████ it I'll make John Wick by myself and
12:40 then Hollywood was like hey we want to work with you again yeah is that what he did I think he got blacklisted so no movies for 10 years so that's why his uh stunt his stunt man was like the one I'll let me write in direct because I know what your capabilities are I'm the one that's your body double for everything it's all right perfectly to your abilities they shot that I think was Indie funded then it blew the ████ up and I think not everyone's like well we need to make two three four five six seven I did not so according to the actor Fox Studios decided to put Reeves name on a blacklist after he refused to appear in a potential sequel to the 94 Thriller speed during the negotiations about the sequel Sandra Bullock agreed to reprise her role but Reeves wasn't interested so all he said was no one they blacklisted him according to him remember they're on a boat it was ████ crazy I heard that that kind of stuff happens but you know I'm not in the industries as a conspiracy well maybe maybe
13:30 contractually in his original speed thing said like if it was successful you have to be like a part of the sequel or something like ████ 40 years ago Dude I saw that movie that he The Matrix you know that one yeah the newest one do you know just the first one I saw it the other night for the first time literally it was the first time you've never seen it you guys have seen it a million times dude when you when it first came out this yeah this was ████ crazy in the theater no they've done it a bunch of times after I see that in Tick Tock I know but it started the whole hulky no but for real though yeah I was being funny but I did actually just watch The Matrix for the first time no you you just watched the first one watch the fourth one now wow no don't don't ever watch first through three did I even see the third one the other one's actually kind of fun especially if you're like high okay
14:20 because the third one brings the big war together yeah the giant ████ machine one you're like oh I'm gonna smoke meth and watch the four numbers oh my God yeah okay what'd you think of the first one though it was good but like I feel like you're like right I should have watched it when it came like you know me or like a while ago because now I'm like it was like like ████ one of my first standing ovations in a movie theater really it was one of the first movies I watched again after I watched it you can't watch the 70s NBA finals and then go oh these guys are whatever 100 100 that's almost exactly how it feels LeBron James everyone else sucks but I can I can respect the you know what I mean like wow this was 30 however years ago this is a relic right right right but now I just I'm excited for Paw Patrol to come out so I'm just like that's gonna crush the box office okay
15:12 it probably is to be honest PAW Patrol's pretty what's your version of all like like what Matrix was to like our generation like what's your movie that's like oh this is my ████ favorite like my favorite movie of all time and it's not anything like it's the town Ben Affleck yeah you really like that one bro that's my favorite time of all time is that the heist one yeah I grew up like 30 minutes from there and I spent a lot of time in Boston so like yeah oh so he doesn't have any cultural connection to the Matrix that's why yeah oh a kid in my uh middle school did wear a trench coat a lot so a little creepy dude yeah a little scared I was like yeah [Laughter] Cole's either Italian or Irish kind of thing going on and then he loves the movie yeah yeah yeah I still stand by the fact that Inception is the best
16:02 movie of the 2010s I could get on board with that for sure I could I could see that that was the first movie I ever uh bought a ticket watched it and then went to go buy another and watch the next showing wow oh back to back during the ████ spinning thing I was like five seconds no ████ away all right I did that for bleed for this it's a Rhode Island boxing movie dude yeah that's where you're from though right yeah from Rhode Island I'm like it's boxing Rhode Island accents I'm coming back you know what I mean I came back for the demo I get it yeah yeah take the movie yeah yeah yeah be the only one in the theater the second time no it's actually yeah the second time I was yeah first time first time half full second time empty you know what movie did that to me uh ████ better luck tomorrow no
16:52 really well because better let's not I'm not saying about ████ ticket and watch it again because it's ████ tragic but it's because though um out of those four ages one uh two of them went to Bonaparte and two of them went to Sunny Hills High which the high school I went to you mean the real story or the actors the real story so it was relevant to our entire ████ ecosystem every time I hear better luck tomorrow I always think it's ████ what's to do with the dubs and he has the guns John John Wu oh John Wu I always think it's a John Woo movie but it's not a job it would have been way better man it's the fast furious director the first guy yeah yeah the student yeah yeah at Anthony's old high school kind of ████ well they did it in the garage in Buena Park and they buried them in the backyard where I live really close to that so cool yeah really cool did you feel like it was an untold story uh you know what's actually funny when that
17:43 movie came out over the weekend like half the school went to go watch it and I remember when we came back in the next uh that Monday we went into class and it was our math teacher that uh everybody was kind of the air was just different and then when she uh walks into class uh in the first 30 seconds she's like all right I know you guys want to ask me about the movie so go ahead because she had been at that school for like the last like 15 20 years oh so she knew about that so she knew about it do you know the backstory of better luck tomorrow no so I thought you guys were talking about Better Call Saul dude it's a stupid Asian Niche film so it doesn't even matter to you like have you seen train to Busan I'm like ████ I'm sorry guys I didn't know I had to do a homework before I'm not here it's like have you ever ate ████ green onion frog legs who played Han on Tokyo Drifters on
18:33 power so I met him oh really yeah like tomorrow that that's the movie that that got him put him on that put him on that was his first time I put him on that's disrespectful you didn't even know that movie and you met him he's a he's a legend yeah there's a yeah yeah you guys like pull back some like curtain there's like a there's Han and John Cho dude he's the man I took a piss next to him and urinal I kind of a star shot holding my dick he's tall thought I shouldn't say anything because I was holding my dick he was also those first love interest on film oh really yeah because in the fastest you know that oh that's right Johnny doesn't watch any movies apparently dude I don't think with Asian people in it that's not true I know there's like an Asian extra in Matrix I'm like I'm not watching CeCe that turns it off yeah I'm like
19:24 damn it they they swindled us again I've never watched Beverly Hills Ninja I've seen the Hulk Hogan ninja movies yeah there you go dude yeah holy ████ they got one eye big in the other I don't even know why that was a character thing that they asked him to do because it was essential yeah he was the man you're gonna be the wise Kung Fu Master yeah they needed an Asian Grandpa to teach three white kids how to fight that's just Grandpa yeah so the kids are technically part Asian then they are but they're that's so funny yeah
20:15 which still makes sense I think they were supposed to be half asian No Quarter I think because it was the grandpa on the mom side I think okay that's all you need to be good at martial arts you just need a quarter Asian bro that's it that's why ten percent that's why I get submitted a lot I'm all Norwegian so I suck [Music] foreign
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