0:00 If you had to be in an interracial marriage that's different than who you're with now, >> what ethnicity do you think you would mesh with best? >> White. [laughter] >> Might as well. >> I'm a supremacist. >> Might as well. >> So, you're talking about like >> Cuz you're going to make jokes like that. I'm going to put this up. [laughter] >> So, you're talking about like uh what would make a harmonious relationship or what would make orgasmic dreams come true? >> Oh, either way, I guess. Yeah. Which one do you think would Yeah, like I guess if it didn't if you couldn't pick uh if you couldn't if you had to do it over and you couldn't pick Latina. >> Russian. >> Russian. Why? >> Why Russian? >> Because they're very >> cold. >> Uh-huh. >> Cuz they're cold. They're like white Asians. >> They're like white Yeah, they're like white Asians. Oh, >> and then they don't have like um I think they're pretty like straightforward and
0:51 they speak their mind kind of like a guy and um and also have traditional values and uh could be independent also if they would if if push comes to shove. It's like uh that's true. >> But aren't they kind of hardcore, dude? >> Yeah. >> Are they scary? >> Yeah, they are scary. >> Like they know how to like assemble a rifle and ████ just from like early days. >> I do like that [snorts] too. >> Oh yeah, that's right. If there's a burglar, I'm scared. They got me. >> That's tight. >> And then usually because you know Yeah. They >> Yeah. >> You think you'd be Little Spoon? She's like, "Donet, come over here." [laughter] >> You know how they talk? I don't ████ >> That's German, I think. >> Nailed it. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Okay. What about if you didn't if you couldn't pick Latina? >> I would say Russian is probably one of them for sure cuz they are very or any Eastern European. They're very Asian. >> You'd pick Polish. Yeah. Could be
1:42 Polish, Russian. They're all the same. They're all the same. >> Sweden ████ are hot. >> Oh, yeah. But they're really >> Oh, that's too bad. >> I think any former communist European country has that Asian like cut out your emotions vibe >> and it's just Asian pretty much and I understand. Or it would be like some sort of Hawaiian. >> Some sort of Hawaiian. >> Really? I don't think you wouldn't mesh with Hawaiian. Well, because I think I'm generally like Hawaiian vibes where like I'm super chill, everybody's cool, but if you ████ with me, let's scrap and then go back to being cool. >> Okay. Are Hawaiian girls like kind of like that? >> They're mixed with everything. >> But you mean like the scrappy kind? >> Yeah. >> Well, like what he just said, >> if he gets a girl from the west side >> Oh, really? >> But if he gets from one in the city, then he's going to get a city dweller,
2:32 you know? >> Oh, what does that mean? Like someone who's more uppidity like high like high class like high. That's right. >> She what do you call it? She looks like Polynesian but she's just like high class, you know. >> Oh, okay. >> Is that bad? That sounds kind of tight. >> Like a Polynesian paraselton or something. High maintenance. >> Yeah, but they're all going to be down to earth. So, I guess maybe that is a good thing. >> Yeah, compared to like LA chicks. Wait, how come you don't think I'm How do you think I'm anti- Hawaiian? You think it's cuz I'm a robot and robots can't hang out at the beach? Oh, how come you think robots don't hang out at the beach or something? >> I think that you are just not this guy. You You wish you were this guy. You're not this guy. >> I feel like I am. I'm not. >> Nobody thinks this about >> Nobody. >> I'm not I'm not chill. >> Joke. How am I? >> They don't uh work on a schedule in
3:22 Hawaii. So, if your life is a schedule, this isn't schedule. >> Wouldn't you be mad if if like they're not doing this stuff? If they're like late for everything? You think they wake up at 5:00 and go like this? [laughter] >> Crazy. >> We got We got to go surf. We got to go surf. >> This is We got to go surf. >> This is mine. This is [laughter] you. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> Exactly. [clears throat] >> And he's forcing himself to do it cuz he knows he has to do it for 10 more minutes. >> No, I'm [laughter] But no, I'm just I'm just >> Yeah. You're not that dude. >> Flexed. And >> but you can't say Hawaiian and then Russian. That's like the opposite. >> That is the [laughter] opposite. Russian makes sense. >> Yeah. >> Russian makes sense. >> Hawaiian and Russian. [laughter] Maybe he needs to get with the Hawaiian so he gets like this, you know, like Oh, that'll even you out. Yeah, it'll even you out. >> I think that's good. But he's not that. >> But I I thought we like like wake up at 5 and go surfing or something.
4:12 >> Oh, [laughter] okay. Yeah, you can. >> And then you're like, it's 5:01. Where are you? [laughter] >> Spirit of Aloha. Spirit of Aloha. >> And as soon as it's seven, your board just goes straight to the shore. [laughter] Yeah. >> Damn. Damn. [laughter] He's like, "You got me." >> I was like, "You guys You guys don't see me the way I see myself." >> Exactly. Nobody does. >> That's [laughter] That's the funniest revelation that Bart thought he was this. HE'S LIKE, "I'M A CHILL. >> I'M this close to getting a license plate with a rainbow on it because that's this how chill they are. >> Go for it, dude." But nobody buys [laughter] it. >> That's mad funny. I think Hawaiian cuz I'm, you know, >> I thought I'm pretty I thought I was pretty chill. I don't know. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> I could drink a coffee black. I could drink it with sugar creamer. I'm pretty chill. It's like anything else. >> Oh, wow. You're so flexible. [laughter]
5:03 >> Wow. You're such a chill guy, dude. My god. What about you as a Japanese? >> Oh, me? >> Yeah. If you had to pick a different different >> I had to pick a different >> So, you can't do a original UK. >> Uh, maybe Latin. >> Whoa. Okay. >> Very expressive. >> True. >> Passiona. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> All right. That makes sense. >> Someone to take me to a b concert. >> Oh yeah. >> But like Mexican though. >> Oh, like East LA, you know? Like I'm talking about like from Mexico. You're talking about OG Mexico. >> Like Yeah. Or like Brazil like like straight from the source, you know? >> Like I want her to like show me how to rope ████ cow and stuff. >> And I'll be like that'll be really cool. Yeah. >> Yeah, that would be really good. I just want to do something totally different.
5:54 I might regret it, but like something completely. >> Then how do you deal with the lat Latina fury that comes with that? >> Latina fire. >> Do you like that kind of thing, too? >> That might be an abusive relationship. [laughter] >> Yeah, but you could take it. >> I might erupt it. I might go to jail. >> Yeah, you might. Yeah. Are you ready to have everything you >> No, maybe I need a German girl. >> German? >> Very different from UK. >> How How's it different? >> They're like the Japanese of Europe, but they talk to you directly. So they're like Russians where they tell you ████ ████ straight up. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But they're like stoic like Japanese. >> Okay. >> You know, so they're like autistic. >> I think that would actually work for me >> cuz they'll tell me straight up. >> Yeah. The autism helps for sure. >> Yeah. >> German. >> But then would that count cuz I'm already with the white girl? >> Yeah, it's a little close. >> Okay. Well, uh then >> Latin America works better.
6:44 >> Latin America or Madagascar? I would have thought uh for you I would have thought uh what's the country with the Mongolian >> Oh >> yeah cuz you like all the those videos >> you really like those horseback riding bow and arrow type things >> I feel like I'm using her for her horses. >> You are? >> Yeah. What's wrong with that? >> But you get to live that lifestyle. >> Yeah. >> That's a weird thing to be >> Yeah. Mongolian culture looks cool. Yeah. >> But you never you never felt like that where you're just like I'm just using her for the car but like I don't really like her. >> Oh really? Yeah, you already know you don't like her. >> Yeah. Why are you picking one you don't like? [laughter] >> You could pick anybody you want. >> In your imagination, it already doesn't work. >> I think you're thinking Nat Gio. There's some hot ████ out there. >> You have a You have an international or interracial genie, so you could pick
7:34 anyone you like. You could pick the hottest like [laughter] Kaz Kazan. >> Oh, that's like >> You want Kazak? Wait, really? >> Well, that's they're kind of Mongolian. >> Kazak Kazak are hot, too. Cuz they're like Russian and Chinese had a baby. >> Yep. Okay. >> Wian. >> They're all Weians. They're so hot. >> Yeah, they're insane. >> They got a little bit of Russian where they can assemble a gun at 12 years old. But at the same time, they got the They all like Kilkshin karate and then they ride horses. >> How do we find them? >> Right here. >> That's a Kazak face. >> ████ out of here. >> Yeah. >> ████ >> That's AI, dude. >> AI? No way. >> That's not a She has a name. Zarena Zelina. [laughter] >> All right, I got Factory Life. >> What would you like, Will Pepper? Oh, man. Man, I was going to say black, but color start looking kind of nice. [laughter] >> Hey, I already got it. I already got it. I already >> You already got it. You can't double beat. >> Me and Borat already ████ claimed it.
8:25 >> How do you imagine you in a in a interracial relationship with a black woman? >> I love >> Just say it. Don't edit. No editing. No editing. >> How do you imagine? How do you imagine that going? >> Jason, I ████ love fried chicken like crazy. So, >> it's like I feel like we would enjoy this. >> You get what they're ████ fried chicken of Vietnamese culture. >> No, but he likes he likes southern fried chicken. And watching them fry it, it's a whole thing. >> Oh yeah. Their seasoning is is pretty top tier. It's pretty top tier. >> Like New Orleans style. >> My friend's mom used to like smoke weed with us and cook us the best ████ fried chicken. It was like >> Yeah. And then the house smells like it. >> Oh yeah. >> Smells like weed. Did she cook without a bra, too? >> No. >> Oh, man. >> She was just being a mom that got high with us. >> Oh, okay. That's all. >> Oh, also, yeah, it normally it's chill hanging out with their family cuz like a black girl that that likes Asians is
9:17 like is a different type of black girl. >> You're right. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean they're allowed to date outside their race? >> What's different? >> Normally like the the like they watch anime or like even the >> Oh, I see what you're saying. >> Siblings kind of date Asians too. >> It's kind of contagious. >> Wait, so you already had black? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What about something you've never had before? >> Israel. Oh, that's true. >> Big titties. I heard >> they're hot. >> Wait, you're probably basing it just by them IDF girls. >> Yeah, >> that's Yeah, but that's fine, right? >> Right. What's wrong with that? >> Israeli chicks are pretty hot. >> Yeah. Gado dot. >> Everyone knows about Jewish titties. They're big. >> For real. Like Ben Shapiro's sister. >> ████ huge, dude. >> That's not his real sister. >> She could feed a nation. Wait, she's not. >> No, that's it's just a meme. That's not his actual sister. >> DON'T TAKE THAT for me. Don't take that. >> It's just a It's just a chick that looks like it's his sister.
10:08 >> A I need that one. Well, Bret Cooper looks like his sister. >> Yeah, Bret Cooper does look like his sister. >> Okay. Isra IDF girls. Okay. >> IDF. >> Pretty hot. >> I go German ████ >> German. Why? >> I think German ████ >> That's you though. >> Well, no, but I that's not who I'm with right now. >> Oh, >> the actual IDF girls look smelly. >> This guy. Look at that. >> No, no, no, no. We got to get the calendar ones. Like the ones like someone saves like all the hot ones and you're just like, "Oh my god, this girl's work working at like a toll booth." It's like the hot cops. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, then here. >> There you go. >> Right there. Look at that one. >> Which one? >> You missed out. >> The hottest. No, they had to be a uniform. >> Oh my god. >> That's a uniform. That looks like a uniform. [laughter] >> I I don't mind that uniform. >> Well, why do you want a German one though? >> I think it'd be really easy to be like, well, we know what happens when you guys
10:58 get your way. >> Okay. >> Oh, I thought you were trying to recreate the master race. >> No, no. you. Well, it's not bad, but I I definitely like that you could they come guilty. >> Ah, >> you could take advantage of it. >> You could Yeah, you could use that. >> So, like, you know, there's girls with like daddy issues, they already have country issues. It's even better. >> And it's double. It's a double be. I would want a German girl with daddy issues. >> They really >> cuz daddy issues is my whole ████ thing. It's my kink, >> right? >> My My wife has massive daddy issues and I exploit it. >> They really like drinking too, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. >> Okay. What was yours? >> They drink a lot of beer. >> What would you like, Jason Channy? >> Oh, the Russian one, I think. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Russian. Okay. >> Yeah, it just feels like something. >> Russian's good, man. >> Yeah, it feels like something. >> Well, how about you, Ryan? >> Uh, dude, you know what? I think I think I would I never thought about this before, but I think I would mesh really well with an Indian woman.
11:49 >> Really? Why? >> Fit right in. >> Like Disha Patani. >> I look Indian every year. I look more and more Indian. >> Her family would be like, "Oh, finally." >> Yeah, exactly. >> You want Bollywood Indian or you want street vendor Indian? >> Street vendor Indian. You're making me choose between the top and bottom. But there's hot street vendor Indian though. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> But she doesn't have like a leg or something. >> No, but they're like different. It's just >> Is it like IDF soldiers though where you got to be specific? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Okay. This is what This is literally the hottest street vendor Indian that came up. [laughter] >> You wrote hot street vendor. >> Yeah. Hot street vendor Indian. >> Oh, that's like my friend's mom. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> I don't know if I could do that. >> Yeah, that's like my friend's mom. >> Are you serious? If I put that on, I'd probably look hotter. >> I agree. >> Yeah. No. No, like freaking like Indian Indian. >> Why? Why though? For for what reason? >> I started to just really um
12:41 >> just start jacking off to them. >> No, but like I guess like with work, I started to be more exposed to like more more and more Indian >> cuz your more recent movie. Yeah. >> Yo, they they're banging. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Whenever I go get my uh butter chicken and they're playing the Bollywood films, the whole time my eyes are like, "How the ████ are there so many beautiful Indian girls and I've never seen one?" [laughter] >> Yeah, cuz we don't see we don't see the ones that they're like in India. >> That's Come on. That's your in girl. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But I just I guess I never paid attention really, you know, because you just think you you're so culturally different and then when you really like see how they are and and then you watch their movies, you're like, "Oh, these values are so similar." You know, >> so happy. >> Yeah. And they have really rich history, you know, growing up. >> Bollywood movies aren't happy.
13:31 >> Oh, yeah. >> Bollywood movies aren't happy. >> Bollywood movies. >> Well, we're going to we're, you know, like based on social media, you're going to see only the viral like funny stuff, but like their culture is really freaking cool, man. >> Yeah. >> It's dope. I like whatever the sword one is. >> I love the sword one with the guy who's the marching guy. >> What's the sword one? >> The guy who's like he's he's like marching. >> They do. They have they all carry swords. >> I know what you're talking about. >> The ones that have the turbins. >> Yeah. You're talking about this guy. >> Oh, sick. >> Yeah, that guy. >> Oh, yeah. I think. >> Yeah, that's the one. Wait, the guard from Aladdin. >> From [laughter] Aladdin. >> No, the six. >> You're talking about sick that have the cultural dagger. >> They have the swords. >> You like that? I like whatever that is. [laughter] >> You know the meme of the of the guy he's like he's like going through an army of men and he's got his hands behind his back and he's like ████ all confident and sick. You know that meme?
14:22 >> Uh I don't know that one. Oh, but yeah, that is every Bollywood main character though. The world is just exploding around them and they're just chilling. >> Yeah, it's super cool. I don't know which Indian it is, but the military training ones I keep sending you guys where they [laughter] the one where the guy puts his butthole on the stick and he's just in the air. >> Yeah. >> Or the guys are laying down on the ground and all of them are rolling on top of them. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> I don't know what that is, but that's dope. >> But that's the kind of thing I'll have to measure up to if I want to be with an Indian woman. Nice.
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