0:00 But the but the movie itself has messages. And if you watch close enough, >> you know who the overlords are. >> Who are they? Who are they? One name. Just one guy. >> Give me a name. Give me a religion. >> Just na. >> Whoa. Whoa. Relax. That's the ████ clue. And this is it. >> K. That's clearly what he's saying. And welcome back to another She was [screaming] more like, [laughter] >> "Don't you ever ████ tell your mom." >> episode of the Careful Boys, where we just watched the Michael Jackson biopic
0:51 trailer. >> Dude, it looks so good. >> It looks It's the best trailer I've seen in a long time. >> The trailer's so good that he didn't touch those kids. He looks exactly like Michael. >> He touched their heart. >> Get is gonna get me. >> I drooled. Sorry. [laughter] >> He moves good. He sounds good. That's crazy. >> He looks exactly like him cuz it's his nephew, right? >> It is his nephew. Um, [clears throat] and again, uh, >> talk like Michael Jackson. What are you doing? >> If I break down the trailer, what I see is that in the very beginning when he still has a lot of dark melanin, his nose is large. And then later on there's a still and it seems shaven >> more pointed, >> right? I feel like I feel like they're going to progress his his nose prosthetic. >> Yeah, they have to. Right. Yeah. >> My favorite clip of Michael though is still when he's in the limo and he sees
1:41 like a girl's titties. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh, look at her titties just bouncing around. >> Look at him. Look at him bouncing. Look at him bouncing like that. [laughter] >> They're so soft. That's my favorite clip of Michael, >> dude. It's very human. >> I can't wait. My favorite clip of Michael is when he went to the grocery store like what the ████ is all this ████ [laughter] >> Remember when they had him go through the grocery store and he's just like blown away like >> Oh, wait. You talking about when his family had to pretend that they're normal people and they closed down the whole grocery store so he could go shopping. >> Mhm. I love that video. >> I like when he's in that Vegas uh collectors. >> YEAH. YO, IT'S RIGHT HERE AT the Caesars >> buying everything, dude. >> I'll take I'll take two of them. >> Yeah. >> Box it up. Thank you, >> Michael. That's $70,000. >> Oh, cool. Box it up. Thank you. And that's that's just the first teaser trailer. That's not even the full trailer. >> I don't need a full trailer after that. I don't even want to see one more thing. >> That's already broken records with 116
2:32 million views within the first 24 hours. >> Movie's going to print. Movie's going to print. [laughter] >> Anthony. That's how he would sing you your name. Anthony. >> That's really [laughter] good. >> Can you do one for Careful Boys just so we can snip that? >> I can't, dude. >> Please. a careful. [laughter] >> Dude, it's it goes bit back and forth between be like being a haunted house song >> and like Cartman >> something I want to hear. [laughter] >> Hey, you know why? You know why they they also think they uh they killed him? >> Why? >> You know, I didn't even know we were on that topic because >> we would jump fast. >> He's You know what else they did when they they >> you know you know you know you know why the this is it tour. Really? It was supposed to happen, right? Did you guys watch the This Is It movie? >> I did. You watched it, right?
3:22 >> Yeah, I did. I did. >> He was about to expose it all. >> No, that's what they always say. >> He was about to is before every single celebrity that died. >> No, he wasn't. He wasn't about to expose it through the tour. The conspiracy is that he was using the tour to uh to make enough money to pay off the debt that they had put him in because they didn't like the fact that so and they is Sony by the way. They didn't like the fact that he had allegedly uh purchased and owned the rights to the Beatles catalog and then after that he made the state made more purchases while he was while he was alive and then ended up being the most um the only private person who owned the largest catalog of music like in the world. >> So he had the ownership rights to all that stuff and he was going to expose some stuff. But then what they did, they they end up putting him in debt through different like various things with the
4:12 lawsuits, the allegations that kept on popping up that put him in a bunch of lawsuits. And so he was using the This Is It Tour specifically to recoup enough money and pre-sales alone in the first 24 hours was going to pay for everything. >> Wow. The first 24. >> Yeah, >> it makes sense. He's Michael Jackson. >> But the but the movie itself has messages. And if you watch close enough, >> you know who the overlords are. >> Who are they? Who are they? >> Here we go. Tell us >> one name. Just one guy. >> Give me a name. Give me a religion. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. People still believe in us. [laughter] >> It was the na na na. [laughter] >> IT STARTS WITH A K. >> That's the ████ clue. And this is it. [laughter]
5:03 >> They already Wait, were skin just around during that? >> Absolutely, dude. Yeah. stuck with K I and J A Z K I J A Z. That's clearly what he's saying. >> Clearly >> K I N [laughter] J A >> What did you guys have against Michael then? If you had to theorize. >> What did Ken just have? >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. If you had to theorize. >> Ken just cut me. It was Anthony. [laughter] >> He He You know what? Wasn't Wasn't they Don't really care about us um uh a Palestinian thing or against the Jews. >> What was it? >> And and he and he and he it's like uh it's not. Jews will never know. Stop. He literally said that in the lyrics. >> The record label made him change it. >> Yeah. >> So he had to change it on the quote unquote record label and then he went in
5:54 tour and then on tour he sang the original lyrics. >> Wow. >> Something like that. >> Yeah. Something like Yeah. >> Mhm. He was trying to tell the world >> screw me j something like that. >> Yeah. >> I think it's j screw me. >> Yeah. >> No jumie. >> Yeah. >> Michael Jackson had a complex and contradictory relationship with Jews and the Jewish community marked by both accusations of anti-semitism and close personal friendships and business relationships. >> Hey, hold on. >> Do the Jews cut the feed? >> Sue me. Screw me. They going to cut the feed me. [laughter] Okay. blew me, scream me. He said, "They don't care about us." lyrics in his 1995 song, They Don't care about us. Jackson included the lyrics, "Jo me, sue me, everybody do me." >> Oh man. >> This This led to significant backlash
6:45 from the Jewish organizations, such as the Anti-Defamation League. Jackson explained that he intended the lyrics as a protest against prejudice and as a symbolic reference to being a victim of name calling and stereotyping. He subsequently apologized for any unintentional hurt and modified the lyrics on future album pressings. >> I'm sorry to other Little Hat people. >> I didn't mean it like that. >> It's just Bar Gordy. It's just Bar Gordy. You just screwed me so bad. >> It's Anthony putting words in my mouth again. [laughter] >> Anthony Lumi. Anthony Lumi. Hey, music. You got to make it work. It doesn't have to make sense. You got to be catchy. >> So happy together. How's the weather? One of the weirdest lyrics ever. What was the lyric? >> Remember the from the turtles? It's like imagine me and you, right? And and there's a point in the song where he goes
7:35 together and he goes, "How is the weather?" It's just because I guess why? Because it rhymes. >> It just works. >> The most superfluous ████ lyrics. >> So, so you don't think he really meant screw me jie? He meant like, >> you know, like when back in the day people used to be like, "Oh, you ████ me." But it doesn't really mean Jewish people. >> You mean like that? >> Actually, I would think about Michael. Oh, I would think that. >> I think when he says Ji sumi >> Oh, yeah. He's talking about the thing. >> Yeah, it's spelled J E W. >> Yeah, he's talking about the thing, dude. >> But what is Jimmy then? >> Ji? >> Yeah, cuz if you say sue me after like what's Jimmy initially? >> No, it's kind of like saying I got jipped. You know when you say you got jipped, it's like oh well it means gypsies, but it also means you got jacked. >> Oh, jipped me. Gypsies is >> Yeah, you got it's like it's it's a short for gypsy. So, it's a racial slur, but I mean like we It's like the same thing as like gay. Like people didn't
8:26 really mean homosexual. It was just like, "Oh, you gay, bro." I think during that time there was a there was a little small time of like you got Jude, but it's like they weren't talking about Jewish people, but the stereotype was Jewish people will jack you. Like they would pull a fast one on you. So then it just became a word of like, "Oh, ji then." >> Ready? Sing it with me. >> Binge me. Singe me. You can never me. >> Me. Okay. You mean June be uh boon be boa time is true me. [laughter] [applause] >> Doesn't work. Doesn't work. >> It kind of worked. It's kind of fine. >> Yeah. Doesn't work. Doesn't work. >> You don't like that one? >> It's written right here. >> I kind of like that one. >> Jackson lyrics. He apologized afterwards because June be is owned by Jewish people. >> Yep. [laughter] >> Jewish Buddhist. >> And then he said he said da da da. What
9:16 isn't? You know that's what he said. He said in his deep voice, >> but what isn't? >> What isn't? You know, [laughter] >> either way, I feel like I feel like I'm going to dress up as Michael and go watch this movie cuz I bet you everyone else will. >> You remember when like uh you remember when the Phantom Menace came out, the Star Wars episode one or whatever, and everyone dressed up. >> People dress like Jedi, people dress like droids and Chewy. I'll probably go as an 11-year-old boy. >> That's >> that Michael needs to rescue. >> SICK. YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE moon walker? He's the rescuer of all children and orphans. >> I watched all of it. I watched Captain Eio. >> Uh, and he protects the kids. >> He's a creepy guy and everything, dude. >> No, dude. Captain Eio is the best. >> No, dude. >> He's creepy and everything. >> Captain Eio, he's fighting for the gays. >> That's why he's got the rainbow. >> Oh, yeah. Dude, that was really cool. Thanks, man. Which Michael you going to
10:06 go dressed as? >> Captain Eio for the gays. [laughter] >> Yo, Captain Eio should have been a whole movie. Guaranteed if if a bunch of people were to dress up as renditions of Michael and show up to watch this movie and I dress up as the Captain Eio version, I bet you I get the most props. >> Yeah. >> No, I think if you're dressed up as a Jackson 5 kid one, you get the most props. >> Yeah. And then you start [laughter] and then you start and then you start diddling yourself. >> No. >> Hey, hey, finish finish the lyric. Finish the lyric. >> Don't me. You can never chart free. [laughter] >> Shart free. >> Is that like cost? >> It's super plurifulous. >> Oh wow. >> Yeah. It's like the weather line. >> Wow. Bart me. Grop me. >> Bubble time is groped me.
10:57 >> Bubble time groped you, huh? >> We're just reaching around now. We're >> That's what groping is. It's reaching. >> Yo, damn, dude. They didn't pick us for this movie. What the heck? [laughter] >> When is it coming out? Uh, next year, >> June or July. [laughter] >> What's something What's a September? >> What's a moment in this movie that if it's not in there, you think like, nah, this they should have had that. >> Oh. Um, >> April 24th, 2026. >> Wow. What's that? >> April. That's a long times away. >> What the ████ He literally said June to July. It's before June and July. >> June. >> I was hoping it was going to be next next two weeks. >> What the ████ The teaser just dropped. >> Yeah, that's crazy. for it. >> What's something that has to be in it? >> Honestly, uh, well, that original first Michael Jackson movie, >> remember where um his dad tells him to
11:47 go get the the tree whip outside? He has to like go grab a brand. >> Get a switch. >> Yeah, grab a switch. That's what it is. I feel like if that part's like stuff like that's not put in, like some fullon abuse, then we're not getting Michael's story. >> I'm sure they're going to put in the Pepsi commercial hair on fire thing. >> I was thinking about that cuz that was a big catalyst to him like having to get surgery. I just hope they have like eight minutes of him playing with Ninja Turtles with himself like as a 30-year-old man just like >> considering it's from the same producers of Bohemian Rap City as Antoine Fukqua. I think they're going to they have to put uh a a certain light on like kind of the dark rumors. >> Oh, cuz remember did you guys see what Paris Jackson said about the movie? His daughter? >> No. What she said? >> So, like I guess the one of the actors in it maybe who plays Joe Jackson, I'm not sure. Uh they were asking like what
12:37 Paris Jackson thought of it and he was like oh she was very helpful on set or whatever and then she quoted back and went helpful on set. She's like what? I didn't do anything for this movie and she was like it's it's not going to be uh I guess like an accurate retelling but she's like but you guys are all going to love it but I have nothing to do with it. Like she's very cold about it. >> You know what's crazy? She looks nothing like any of the Michael Jacksons. >> There's a theory. There's a theory behind that. >> Yeah, right. He knows it. >> Michael Jackson. >> Go ahead. Go ahead and tell Joe. That's what I'm thinking. It's not his genetics. >> Yeah. >> What's the true theory? Because she's also viral right now for talking about how she has a perforated septum from doing too much drugs. >> Yeah, I have that, too. Yeah. I don't think I don't think I don't think she's Michael Jackson's kid. >> It's the right mother, but not Michael's come. >> Who's come? >> I forgot. >> How can we forget who's come? >> Dad is not me. [laughter]
13:29 >> Wow, that's a better way. >> There's like a there's like a picture of the father. I think some it's it's like a friend in the circle, but then like when you see them, they're like, "Oh, clearly that's >> she looks nothing like any of the Michael Jacksons that have ever existed." >> Looks like she's more like Ted Danc's kid or something. >> May maybe the mother's genetics were just way more dominant. >> Well, she should be looking like Elvis then. >> She just looks like a white kid. >> Elvis isn't a mother. >> Oh, it's not the uh Lisa Marie Presley's not the mom. >> No, no. Elvis himself is not a mom. Her mom's >> her mom's Isn't her mom that other >> Yeah, the other lady. >> Oh, never mind. >> I don't think he had a kid with Lisa Mar, did he? >> Well, it was blank. >> Oh, he just had a music video with her where they're in a pool. >> Wait, I thought he was married to her and it never mind. >> He had a kid with the lady who was not famous. >> Yeah, the other lady. >> That's how gangster Michael is. He'd be
14:20 starting that trend of like naming your kid weird ████ >> Blanket. >> Blanket was I feel like the first one that was like what? But it makes sense because a baby's like soft like a blanket. >> Yeah. It's It still doesn't really make sense. >> Babies grow up. [laughter] Blankets names don't. It's not like the thing is going to ████ morph. >> If you have a mind like a child, I guess then you're like you're like, "Oh, blankets are warm and they're >> It's cool he named her Paris, though. Paris is a sick name." >> That's a cool name. >> Yeah, it is. >> I am, too. >> I think it's going to be good. I mean, if Paris Jackson doesn't like it and still says it's good, it's probably great. Well, it's probably going to be like what Bohemian Rapsy was, which just like they just slobbered all over those guys. >> What's your favorite quote from that movie? >> No one's ever going to listen to a band called Queen. >> I mean, it's just so hokey. >> It's just a dance movie. Like, it's a
15:10 it's a tropy. Very >> any musical biopic, but Elvis was pretty good. >> But was it the same group? >> Elvis was pretty sad. >> No, Elvis was good. Elvis was good. >> The Austin Butler one. But then how was the how was the Elton John one? >> I didn't watch that one. >> I didn't see it cuz I'm not gay, brother. >> Yeah. >> What the heck? You have to be gay. >> But Bohemian Rap was was good. >> They got a new Beatles one coming out. >> Oh, >> wait. Really? >> There's a new Beatles movie coming out. They just did the casting. Anna Sai is playing Yoko. What the ████ is her name? >> Yokoono. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Um Yeah. >> Destru Yoko. >> I'm surprised Yoko didn't demand to play herself. >> Outrage. >> Outrage. Huh. They should have that scene in there where Yoko is on stage with all those like they have like Chuck Barry up there and ████ and she's just like yelling and Chuck Barry's like, "What the [laughter] ████ is with this
16:01 ████ Who let this ████ here?" Dude, >> that was rough, man. >> Can't wait to watch the movie and then we do another video on it. >> Yeah, I'm sure it will be really good. >> We can mine our fans for money. How do we build our fans?
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