0:00 I broke it once you broke it it's not meant for uh humans but it could hang so many thousands of clothes [Music] so the US government won't show up just slapped three McDonald's franchises in Kentucky with more than 200 000 in fines why because they sorry no good no joke go ahead uh we all get one we all go all right they did it in Kentucky right I feel like the Kentucky Fried Chicken mob is behind this and they're just like all right you ████ McDonald's trying to move into my territory well guess what I'm gonna collude with my government and we're gonna ████ you guys up and that's what happened yep you got nothing is that what happened how how spot-on was it let's keep doing uh no no damn it man see that's what I said fine
0:52 I'll eat another pastry then is it because the government that part is so cool dude what's the best part all right it's because the government wanted like the the frozen yogurt and then but then McDonald's like sorry the machines are broken and then they did a ████ the launch an investigation oh what's really going on this is ████ yeah they don't want to sell the McFlurries those pieces of ████ is this because of what happened with Bud Light no no you know what I noticed what when I'm tasting something I can't hear anything can we switch to the news to whatever this is about we just give Bart different colors this tastes really good I don't even know I didn't say anything no taste buds oh my God okay uh so I'll carry on as if that didn't happen um what they had found in an investigation was that these McDonald's were employing
1:43 miners including a 10 year old boy who was a alleged or illegally made to work until 2 A.M and who was allowed to operate a deep fryer and they weren't getting paid okay you know what that is he's ████ 10 years old you know what that is that's hustle culture bro these kids are Tick Tock watching Gary going places dude you know what I'll work and I don't even need to get paid I'm on the wake up Ryan two kids standing in a ████ big trench coat on top of each other they're like hey add it together we're 20 right yeah dude you know we stand on the box to use the fryer the fryer is like deep in there yeah yeah it's a deep fryer yeah is the franchise owned by an Asian family and they're making the Asian kids do ████ oh yeah because it does teach them character it can talk it's an epic background of the owners but no I don't
2:33 think they're Asians why people say family uh why people say child labor Asian people say family business yes you know I'm kind of I'm kind of all for child labor a little bit I think little kids can provide better say that facing the camera I'm for child labor a little bit vote poor Nick hey when you were 10 did you help out at your parents absolutely but isn't that the cutest nice way to say it like ████ four students didn't get to play with steaming machine like a hot steaming what were your jobs at 10 I wasn't I wasn't allowed to operate crazy Machinery uh I was allowed to like put stuff in the machine you know what I mean like take the clothes or take it out but they wouldn't let me push all the buttons and stuff like that when I was young can you explain real quick when what did what how did dry cleaners clean clothes yeah that's actually a good question yeah why is it because I've always been dry cleaner did they only throw it in the dryer because it's not it's uh it's more
3:23 like heat cleaning it's not actually uh like water cleaning um but how do you get a stain out it's like yeah you just take a blow dryer and they melt off the chocolate yeah yeah it's just back there with a bunch of cotton you know you're also you're also asking like the kid who was there who wasn't operating machine so I don't really have the best answers for you what I do know is the delivery routes that my parents would have to take in the schedule and stuff and I knew how to classify the clothes and I knew how to bag and hang them up and operate with the customers oh so everything but the actual I wasn't allowed to do the machines I was allowed to steam press them I wasn't allowed to use the actual washers I wasn't allowed to do anything I had major Machinery I see because they're like our Sun's more like a secretary not like a real man so then we can't have him do all the hard labor yeah and did they speak slowly to you ever like were they speaking slow just to make sure that you understood
4:13 what they were saying sounds like my parents how do you categorize it you know the thing where they go you give them your ticket and go it's like Dewey decimals oh yeah alphabetical yeah those are just numbers so how do they know you're on the number and then when you and when you take when you put the clothes on the rack with the number you write that number on the ticket you rip that ticket in half you give that ticket back to the person so you they just go like this and they look for 19 and come back down yeah because numbers are in numeric order oh you're saying it's not efficient huh dude I never wore I never wore nice clothes or anything like that anything cool so I remember like moving out on my own well until recently but I'm just dry cleaning moving out on my own whenever I saw dry cleaners I was like what a bunch of Chumps I was like are you just just use your washer dryer you ████ idiots like I had no idea why people did that
5:04 yeah like certain clothes like a vanity thing what's the main thing that people would bring together well things like suits blouses dresses stuff like that you know wedding dresses wedding dresses you always had to Outsource right but yeah suits were huge and you know we're talking about like the 90s right so like everybody who's in the regular working class is always wearing some sort of like collar or button-up or all of my mom's clothes had ████ shoulder pads in it exactly dry clean yeah those are all dry clean clothes did you guys have the rotating electronic rack two of them did you play with them as a kid absolutely did you hang on them like a ████ zip lines wanted I broke it once you broke it it's not meant for uh humans but it could hang so many thousands of clothes all dispersed every single one that actually hangs is really just a light amount of weight I see but it's all in one big you must have gotten in big big trouble for that what I did
5:55 enjoy though was that we had a sign that legally said any clothes left here after 90 days like we have no liability over so there'll be times where my ass would just like check the clothes after it's been like 90 days I would have to like go down the rack and see if something's been gone for over three months and technically how often backed it you ever hide something 90 days sounds like a long time it does 90 days is a long time you imagine dropping off your dry cleaning not picking up for three months on top I've done that before I got a party who would do that I would have probably do that because sometimes you go okay cool I'll come back in a week or two and then obviously oh ████ I have that like trip I gotta take and you go and then you come back and they're like oh back in the day they would call like you'd have a list of people and then you would call them and see where they're at we would only call our customers that were like regular customers uh we wanted to talk about one time I was about to go to a wedding ring and I was like Hey so tell
6:46 me if this is if this is real I was like hey I need this dry clean like right now and they're like we can't do you got to give us like time and I was like this is ████ I was like I need this like have you heard people say that is that really is that really true extra for a rush dry clean but you still got to give them 24 hours you know what I ████ hate the one hour photo places like I'll come back on Tuesday like it says one hour what the ████ what's with that yeah that's a scam explain that yeah explain that is it because it only takes an hour for you to go in and take pictures it's like it is one hour you waited here for 30 minutes I collected your film another 15 minutes transactions an hour did nobody else have to help their parents when they were young no my parents I Was the janitor of my dad's
7:36 business I was like cleaning ████ toilets and ████ that's child labor mine's just family business his is child labor oh I don't think I was allowed on my mom our parents business yeah was she making a stained glass toast staying closer that's her hobby my mom worked at like a corporate building my dad worked at a casino I can't be dealing cars and ████ I had to watch a movie without no audio and make horse sounds yeah I'm ████ dope dude that's a fun job that sounds like a dad just trying to keep you occupied like you got a dad yeah I'm recording son go ahead he's like rub those uh two slices of lettuce together this is eight hours of this it's like a coal miner dude I feel so bad for you that's crazy did you have any other employees at your dry cleaners
8:26 besides your family oh yeah for sure so they were other kids no no not kids come on now does your sister get the same duties yeah she had the same dude she probably had more huh because she's older no I think we have the exact same amount I think that she was just better at things because she was older and smarter so that they just trusted me less but also your parents are telling you how dumb you are though that's a big part of it so you're just like I'm bad at this so you're like your kid you know I'll I'll definitely get in trouble what's the most what's the most expensive thing that you guys have at dry clean business uh well I'll tell you this this is this is a particular random incidence right um my parents actually got into a lawsuit with their landlord uh because one he wanted to oust them from the from the compost yeah in order to like get like just a new tenant because we've
9:16 been there for a long period of time and you know they want to raise the raise the rent stuff like that so then he got the city to come in and then test the ground underneath and found that they were like quote-unquote leaked chemicals from the dry cleaning you know like dry cleaning chemicals can go into the ground or whatever because like a small amount was like traced in the ground we got into a lawsuit for it had to settle so my parents got ████ damn financially uh and then we also had to leave the property and this is the only time my dad's a really civil nice guy that's the only time I've ever seen him like have like hate towards another human being yeah for sure like literally saving when I'm a kid to literally say things like I wish I could if I just saw him in the street I would hit him with my car yeah homicidal thoughts dude because going through the stress of a lawsuit like that oh man I think I'd murder someone I'd want immerse and I never got it
10:06 until until the pandemic and I felt the same way about our land yeah oh ████ ████ these people foreign
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