0:00 my review about it is this sucks people die too soon there was no build up he just died wrong with you his head fell off season finale that's all no do not reference Game of Thrones here ever [Music] all right check out this house right here this is known as the world's loneliest house so wow I mean does Amazon deliver there did you do that what did you do that on canva no is that air no this is like um so people discovered this house and they for a long time didn't know like what the story was yo that looks like that scene is Star Wars at the end you know when they're in that clip just for scale look at that freaking Island that's where that house is where's that Island though scene's hiding there Michael Jackson's there
0:51 he's still alive Tupac's there everybody's there yeah that's just hanging out small house they're having their own like real world like their own show that they have it's in Iceland in twisting what do you guys think that was built for like and why and who's there a prison a prison mmm damn I think it's the world's biggest introvert and they're just like I'm sick of looking people they keep saying it to themselves Zoom it hold on and how do you and and like groceries like that's what I'm saying how does that work fish right fish so I guess nobody's living there right now but they do like it's their summer house Airbnb was a thing wow so there used to be somebody living there but like what why do you think it got built like a lighthouse there was no Lighthouse this is just this I don't know someone committed a crime Little Island Rock I
1:43 believe somebody does own it but um you know what's weird they don't maybe they don't own it someone has to own that so is there anything that any backstores would you do yeah yes there is so people were thinking that it would like this for a long time people thought it was a rich dude that built it as a Escape in case it was like a zombie apocalypse oh all right that that was like the most believed thing I believe in that but um it turns out the real reason it's there is something super not that crazy at all um basically these do you guys here I'll actually show you a picture was it because a lady had too many kids and she's like I need a break yeah women right look how far she went jeez these loud ass babies here's a clue you know what these are Penguins puffins puffins yeah what these
2:36 are cute right so um it's a house for them yeah it'll wait in a way it is for them it's a house for them oh is it to study them not quite Puffin serving muffins in the crib is that what he ate kind of so this house was built in the 1950s it's a puffin recipe as just like a place to sleep while these Puffin Hunters were killing puffins why would they hunt the puffins for maybe they were hungry yeah they would come to that area all the time and they would hunt and I guess it's because hunting puffins is actually you can't do that other than in that area so they built a house so they would go there just so it's like a hunting lodge yeah but for puffins yeah and they would do only that or like what are they are they selling
3:26 them yeah what's maybe they smoke them so they can puff maybe that's a thing that they eat out there see what you did there that's just too cute of an animal to eat though it doesn't say that they actually did anything with them they might have just been it might have been a sport baby oh like a target shooting a weird little like Duck Hunt like yeah exactly it's like duck hunt with puffins yeah but it's super sad that that's the reason they built this little house I mean that looks like such a nice place that little house is filled which is ammunition guns and like artillery and ████ oh but it says just dead puffins everywhere yeah and it said that nobody's lived there since like I'm almost uh almost 100 years so it answered our question it's like what do they eat muffin oh but it even it even says that 300 years ago that Island had five families living on it five it does look it does look a little big like the
4:17 house is very small yeah it's pretty small right nice sliding Hill that's like sledding I mean it looks bigger than a cul-de-sac but can you can you imagine the island fever that you'd get it's just five families you see the same maybe it was really just one family and became five families but like hamsters because when you imagine like being on an island you imagine being able to see 360 off of yeah it's only one side yeah it's like literally you see one picture it's like standing in the Hollywood Bowl as a conductor just staring out into the crowd you think they're like old school Vikings and they just they could have just traveled a little bit farther to find the land and then they found this island they're like that's it we found something ████ it Christopher Columbus that is true like as an Explorer you never know when that's the last land you're gonna find so that's that concept is crazy to me nuts nuts that people are just like we're going this way and we have absolutely no clue I want to go
5:09 back in time and do that but what's west of Westeros no I'm the only ████ nerd here what the ████ where's that for Arya Stark Game of Throne or people say I look like Arya Stark I can see it in the eyes but I can also see nothing in their eyes about this ████ topic I knew I knew thank you my first camera's in the way my first time has a guest on this show like years ago uh like my very first episode when I was sitting here right where she's at you guys all talked about Game of Thrones and I'd never seen it and I just sat here dead silent the whole episode and I was like Oh I thought you were gonna say that you're just lying just like impossible no I didn't even try because you guys are so enthusiastic because it was like new and it was current and they had the chair and everything and they were all excited I was just like oh okay were you sitting here like look at this bunch of nerds I was like stupid bunches
6:00 wait is Joe the only person who watched Game of Thrones yep yeah you haven't watched in the pilot oh y'all see it you haven't seen it I tried and it just didn't catch me don't talk to me right you haven't seen it I haven't seen this you know are you watching House of dragons yeah the whole season was over remember something that would make you mad I did watch one episode I picked one at random I was like let me give this a shot you can't do that you got to do it from the beginning what the ████ is wrong with you dog for sure look at that wait let me see what this is about who does that ████ picked an episode it ended up being the one where Ned dies [Applause] and I was like oh this guy died must not be important yeah the ████ is wrong with you you got it bro my review about it is this sucks people die too soon there was no build up he just died wrong
6:51 with you his head fell off season finale that's all no do not reference Game of Thrones here ever it turns you can you just with the wrong group and why are you writing on your phone hey first of all calm down all right she was trying to ████ make the screen bigger like this [Laughter] I can't because you guys are all pretty like jet stating gypsies what I used to be I guess oh you don't travel a lot no more no I feel like dancers are just in a different continent every day there was Wi-Fi everywhere we went I think it's like Comforts like that I don't want to live without flexible toilets and Wi-Fi why what if it's an island but you got all the things that you need Wi-Fi Amazon you don't have a single person with you though it's just yourself it's like this but can you get deliveries huh ubereats yeah you get
7:42 yeah I I want to live on Ireland just to be naked on the island yes you can do that now just yeah but Jordan Island Vibes is like you know that's more you can be like naked Nick wait but like what's the alternative it's like so we're just gonna be on an island by ourselves with everything normal so you just just loneliness you just won't have another person around you yeah yeah so everything the it is but just be super lonely it's like covid lockdown you know what I mean like but you're on an island you would want that you think I'm vacation yourself I want to try it what's the max you could do it for then all right 10 minutes that was like that show alone on Netflix alone alone yeah I love alone and they still haven't even reached and nobody's done in 90 days they have on the other Seasons you got to watch it on uh the History Channel oh really all nine Seasons or whatever the ████ it's ████ good oh alone's so
8:33 good during lockdown I did for 30 days what do you mean I came back from Europe nobody want to touch me because I was tainted you didn't see one other person for 30 days no I I was at the house and then the only interaction I had was like live streaming talking on the phone if it was during lockdown it don't count because we're all doing that then two people came to my house to talk to me through the screen were they Jehovah's Witness one was my friend he dropped me off a cheesecake oh yeah he tells that I guess it's different when there's a camaraderie the whole freaking nation is also locking down yeah but if you're there with your Wi-Fi and you're watching the whole world hang out with each other and doing other ████ and you're by yourself it's gonna be kind of lonely yeah that's more lonely if you know everyone else is doing but if it was lockdown and you were on that island say this oh that'd be a nice spot to be locked down especially if like everyone else's lockdown might as well be there I think if it was a super deadly virus too
9:24 that would work yeah yeah that wouldn't be bad do you sometimes feel though that like if you're not in a tropical island it's not quite a real Island a little bit like sometimes they have islands like here Iceland and then they have them around like Washington and in the north yeah and then you see like Christmas trees and ████ and you're like that's not an island bro like dude that's funny to be going up to this place that ain't no Island you're not a real Islander what the ████ is that what are you talking about yeah because what do you think of stereotypical Island it is right that's what I think of actually yeah swimming and clear blue Castaways you know but this looks crazy because there's not even another Tree on
10:15 there there's it's a boring Island it is yeah and all you do is is you imagine mowing that lawn yeah and you had to do that you got to go up why are you even why how would you even because the neighboring Island's gonna talk ████ it does that it looks like they mow that they do it good it looks like a nice clean shaved that's crazy yeah it's not it's not Tall Grass you know can you imagine like they have to ship over building materials and set that thing up though yeah that's wild and is there a toilet there because like they don't got it's probably a commode it's probably not a toilet toilet it's probably just a hole in the ground yeah do you think you can live like your grandparents I can't I don't think I can my grandparents live pretty good but maybe my great grandparents my grandparents were Rich As ████ my
11:05 grandma was balling dude oh yeah yeah cause my great grandpa's an executive for Toshiba so she ████ lived good yeah yeah he didn't get any like inheritance ████ dumbass ████ divorce her husband and ████ left the whole family and ████ and wanted to be Christian god dude they kicked their ass out they're like if you don't stay ████ Buddhist you ████ Westerner get the ████ out of here damn they just yeah and they built another house so she they kicked her out of their house and they built another house and said you live here so she sacrificed all that to be a Christian that's one of the things damn yeah a couple of other things too you didn't even inherit that nope you didn't even hear it her love for God yeah yeah her very well yeah her sister married really well oh that's good yeah yeah yeah and they're like uh yeah they're doing well in Europe they have a Plastics Company out there I'm glad it
11:56 all turned out okay I don't get none of that God there's a happy ending to that [Music] foreign
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