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How Much Money to Let Your Spouse Do OF?

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0:00 cuz yeah if they're like hey uh I'll give you 500,000 for you to sh in a bucket and if Jill's not down I'll in the bucket we just take my picture of my ass they kind of look the same 500 G's dude I'm like ████ oh man but then you get charged with fraud do the [Music] DNA welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about how much money would it take for us to be like all right that's fine if our chicks were going to do only fans oh dude no aren't they doing it for only money though what are you talking about no but how much money yeah exactly oh oh if they make money how much am I like it's okay is it like nudie stuff or is it just feet oh yeah it's nudy stuff the stuff that makes you go against your morals the stuff that like ████ I I wish you didn't have to do

0:51 that it's like Nina versus a pineapple and you're like that's a what the ████ shouldn't happen fruit content making it too real no no I'm just saying like exactly yeah it has to make something where like it's going to it's going to have to hurt but it's worth the financial and it's not just one you know it's their career so they're doing a collaboration with black they're out there doing collaborations with collaborations collaborations that's the whole thing dude probably three grand a it's going down I'll go I'll go first because mine's short and easy there's no way no amount of money but you got to you got Richard Bron is like does matter Richard BR he's like all of us could say that but tell me a number mate no it doesn't matter only because and the real reason is this is because it would go against her own life like she would feel devastated doing that smack pineapp all of their girls feel devastated I don't

1:41 know that how do I know that smack versus a pineapple would devastate her morality yeah most fruits yeah yeah all no she wouldn't even she's she has such a strong stance against that like absent of me really what's her stats on she doesn't she thinks it's terrible she's she it makes her cry to like when she thinks about how societally like girls are being pressured into doing that it makes her sad there's no way what about what about you know take a picture of her being sad doing that you there's that whole perspective of like um oh like this is actually girl empowerment cuz they're taking control of the people that are jacking he's practiced this speech to give to Gio so SI she she believes that girl like women empowerment is also a weapon that's used to get girls to do stuff guys want that sounds like a mega take and then guys agreeing that they are being empowered is just the way to perpetuate

2:32 them my CH so there's no way even regardless of how I feel she'll never do it it would ruin her life to herself yeah smack versus a mango is never going to happen smack versus a papaya cucumber all that all the above oh I didn't think about that's interesting she her she's so like clean her whole brand everything is is she against the whole even just the app you know there's all these Fighters that do like fight tutorials on there now or whatever cuz they're trying to they're trying to broaden the app too I mean I mean well what happened against your morality okay what about this I'm curious just I think that's only fans's attempt at trying to hopefully pivot their image in some circumstances but it's hard she doesn't they're not the top performers for what if it's just smack running through a cornfield and just getting hit by the cornstalks in her face like that yeah I don't think she as long as there's some kind of sexual connotation that there's an

3:22 intention of I didn't take that as sexual you're perverted you're gross she just like I mean obviously you can't help that people are going to look at anything you make like that but I think if you're doing it on only fans like I think only fans is a really great way to like act ignorant about it to be like oh but we all know where you're bre what if she takes all of her current content that she posts on IG or whatever and then just reposts that on only fans but she makes XYZ money and it's worth it no she wouldn't do it because she doesn't like the she doesn't like the connotation of it like the venue she doesn't like that it's like it's like ruined for her even if it's just hydraulic press and she's not in the video Google Drive became 99% por she'd stop using it wa it's like 58% I me there there is a definite definite like tarnish of the name cuz I'll even like uh see like one of my favorite Fighters

4:12 go I'm putting I'm on only fans out the first thing I think is like oh is he sucking dick yeah you can't help but and then he's like no it's tutorials left hook right hook I'm like oh okay never mind you're like I was kind of excited I thought he was sucking dick but what if someone was like that like like hey just join my only fans and then you know you're going to be getting a discount and then you can learn all the moves and you're like what and then you join their only Vans and then you learn fighting it reminds me of those Geo guys you know what I'm talking about where the they like it's like you show them a a video of somebody a time and place and they're like that's in Tucson ████ Arizona like at 3:41 a.m. oh I like those videos if they're posting that ████ on only fans that's the most benign easy mod I'll watch that if Nina was posting nonsexual content on only is making at least 100K a month and all we

5:03 had to deal with was the connotation that that platform has that kind of like whatever what is she sitting on balloons shut up but it's nonsexual content for at least I'd be like hey let's just deal with the fact that it's a weird platform let's grab the money for x amount of time and then bounce so it's like Nina Jiu-Jitsu or something for you it's more of a Content issue if the content is not sexual but you make good money ████ itpp I'm like I would rather you not do that for vers a but for the sake of conversation St collabing I think Steve I think Steve really wanted us to imagine a scenario I'm just building off of like his that's why I went that's why I went first because there's a no ultimately this is that movie with the Demi Moore and the other cat uh True Lies no no no close so close no it's not

5:54 close he's like I'll pay a million dollar I can have incent proposal incent proposal it's like that where like you going to let that happen smack morals are just too freaking strong she never she'll never recover emotionally but imagine it's just a pineapple offered you a million you know what it is come on he just rolls into the room what am I going to do I'm a pineapple it's not the same you got to phrase it in a way where it's not about them but it's about life or death of someone that they love oh yeah oh yeah oh so it's like a threat change it also changes the topic from the money to now you got to save a life it's black Mill but I'm listening you have my attention Okay so the pineapple rolls in wait but the rest of you guys have to go before the the preis changes again true that's true n sitting on balloons no way no if it has a sexual connot how much how much

6:45 sitting on balloons how much for the say she's getting six grand a month to sit on balloons six grand ████ no yes to to like really perfect no cuz like I said we already got to deal with the idea that she's got to promote the fact that she's only fan dealing with our entire Social Circle thinking to yourself like does she do sexual content but she's got like no no no I just sit on balloons my bad $6,500 to sit on balloons every month yes no why not 6,500 not enough okay 68 like I said if we're dealing if we're dealing with the connotation that is happening then I got to be paid for the connotation without her compromising anything that okay I'll raise the price but you're not going to like it yeah I understand no 16 Grand a month but the balloons have shaving cream on top of them for

7:36 some reason and it explodes nobody likes that if it's 16 Grand a month I'll consider doing it under my account name with balloons you might make more money but no but that's on it no it's not you no no one's going to pay that ████ what are you willing to hold your wife out for what's what's the what's the connotation price the price of that it has to be something that like is lifechanging yeah a billion dollar because that the connotation said 100 Grand a month do you understand what I'm saying I dare it's obviously life changing for smack so she knows that if 100 Grand a month and it's not even sexual that's too much to just sit down in a balloon yeah that's too much money well then skip me I'm so boring what's your answer hey I'm realistic morals baby I'm actually curious about Joe's cuz then I feel like yours might be the crazy I mean the the craziest this way

8:28 and then Joe's might be the CRA Jo's like Joe's like I would let a football team ████ me for $185 a week no but real answer though real honest answer a week because there's levels okay there's levels cuz like one you got a real okay realistically like there was that one girl I think she she just like retired but she made like 40 mil or something like that 37 see which girl is that uh it's literally the top only fans person she only did it for like like 3 years in three years Karina cop maybe I think he nailed it so I think that's a good realistic idea of like what someone really exited yeah yeah 40 like 37 million 3 years out can I ask a question can I ask a question did she did that

9:20 chick have to do the ████ ████ collab of f█████ or is it just me being nude I never heard she probably did a lot of random things that like she wouldn't I think she did like nip slips I would assume okay so in my in my scenario I would assume that just for the sake of this like right that the top is she's getting like gangbanged by the whole ████ NFL yeah or like the the craziest ████ so it's like it's like 50 mil year craziest ████ okay then you go down to maybe like oh you're talking about bad baby I'm sorry oh really it's different oh the dror F chair she did she make the most she made way more than no no no there's a specific girl he's talking about that just reti just retired yeah and she made like a ████ huge B hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen

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11:02 righty no no but she's not necessarily like go ████ like the fan in the DM yeah sometimes she she's got to like be like tested every ████ week no Kazumi but then she does collabs though that's what I'm saying yeah but that's different cuz she's also a porn star we're talking about somebody who babbe is not a porn only it's you can do whatever you want okay okay she could be ████ Bob Ross painting to me for all we know yeah I don't think let's let's assume let's assume that for the sake that we're talking about our wives are not getting railed by an entire NFL team but I think being on only fans is the same thing as get a flight to Dubai as an escort you no one's going to know what you really did well everyone knows what you did if you did that every I know cuz you know what everyone in this room would say no for no amount of money but I know where you were trying to go I'm trying to help you Steve okay I'll help you you're not playing you've been helping me know You' been helping me well the traditional the traditional only fans ask let's go with that the traditional Trope only fans ask

11:55 is is your wife can she just take off her clothes and post hella pictures CU most people aren't asking for Gio to get Lefty righty ████ ████ they just want Gio to ████ have ████ soap on her tits or whatever like soap butter tits hanging out with a staple gun little bit of jiggle that's the normal the normal ask so based off the normal ass what's the soap price for the Melania Trump special yeah yeah yeah that kind of ████ that kind of Cal I actually know someone who took photos with that kind of special okay and her um I think regular was quarter to 300,000 a month that's what she was that was her normal that's pretty good that's pretty life-changing money y but I would say like how many years okay cuz

12:47 that's another Factor too can you can you can you deal with it for one year straight with your wife doing that um my wife had a bare skinn rug with her butt can you can you deal with it personally if it's those type of photos to be honest I could deal with it for as long as she can which hopefully is forever and and and and D's got to get a Jacuzzi okay cuz the real answer is Hannah won't even be be able to do it but that's the boring answer cuz like honestly she would never do it because she won't put a price on that thing yeah yeah but for me I don't see those photos as like something that makes me uncomfortable and feel bad I think it's Tastefully and like good it looks good right but then if she's like doing the ████ 30% discount for ████ jack it off yeah most people don't even want that no it's actually not there's different

13:38 things on only fans buy now buy now closing out sale very good point he got point we're going out of business yeah that's completely different most people don't even want that for they as comfortable as she is comfortable and we're going to entertain this conversation sure you know if you're going to make a quarter Mill a month and you have artistically tasteful like without necessarily showing the actual lips are showing the you know what I mean it's just mature that's a hell of a state have you not have none of you guys ever dated a girl or had an ex that had naked material on the world who who that's a real question cuz I think that'll help you understand if you could de with it are you guys not not as cool as me we get it yeah no it's not a cool thing it kind of sucks well here here's the thing I agree with Joe I think for me I'm actually way more comfortable than Gio is so for I'm like if those type of photos and you make that much

14:28 money let's just set a start and end time and we're done right we're retired I'm I'm way more comfortable than Gio cuz to me I'm like we're already heading in a direction where a 13-year-old can program ripping Gio's ████ clothes off anyways true so I'm like we're already in that direction that's there's probably ████ dicks in my mouth right now on a kid's desktop in my brain there is I on a kid desk so I'm like dude like we're already in that direction let's let's monetize is it if it's already a a easy in and out but then she has these thing called ████ morals or whatever no it's Morales cuz she's Spanish Morales Morales that's a good that's the answer you want so you're buying balloons in bulk right now dude you're like preparing you're prepping i' I I've had serious talks

15:18 with her I'm like you know what people want right people don't want people don't want ████ ████ Ron Jeremy to come ████ you they just want a little bit of like this kind of ████ or a little bit of that kind of ████ but I I heard from everyone the you make money off of the DMS and the interaction and some people they hire a manager and that's automated that's all they do you don't even got to talk to them you don't talk they just talking their they think they're talking to them and some people can't little men Andrew it's Andrew taten is crew so like let's say that that came true right and she's posting tasteful Nudes on her account right but then because of that every now and then she'll get a DM with an offer of like hey 10K to show a little more do a little more is that a non-issue that he we don't answer those we don't even look at them I want you to ████ in a mason jar sh or is the communication open about possibly discussing each thing let

16:08 me see that butthole let me see that butthole let me see that butthole expelled chili dog cuz yeah if they're like hey uh I'll give you 500,000 for you to ████ in a bucket and if Jill's not down I'll ████ in the bucket we just take my picture of my ass and I'll ████ in the bucket and I'll send it over it's a great ass it's a great ass won't be able to tell they kind of look the same they got the cakes 500 G's dude I'm like ████ I'll ████ in a bucket and I'll send it over oh man but then you get charged with fraud dude do the DNA testing he didn't deliver I'm forging J's ass if you buy like a car with that every time you get in that Lambo you're like ████ that was crazy dude they buy ████ what if they tell the truth though it's like hey dude we'll give you $500,000 for Gio's ████ and she's got that ████ thick line of

16:59 like I can't do that but for 10,000 are you down for Bart ████ maybe they'll take it and I'll get my Lambo wrapped Brown a brown lamb ball just the camor how I earned that wait this is a real question sidebar would you start an account if you knew the demand was high for people to watch you ████ yeah I just don't want my face in there not it's not how much Bart how much subscribe oh dude someone hey it doesn't have to be your face but the second they see both of your ████ and tattoos it's over ah why are those shins blurred out you're going to wear baseball socks I wonder why he blurs those out it's double Shin showing I would actually love it because as much as they're coming I'm laughing I'm like dude this is ████ comedy videos people are paying me for comedy videos now dude to ████ in a bucket 50 G's a month dude

17:50 that's like 50 g a month I'll ████ make bucket ████ videos every month dude that's your specialty you can fill that thing up and with with the new ████ multivitamins I've been taking I've been ████ two three times a day I hate that this isn't it's funny but it's possible it's very possible yeah we're testing the waters with all these ideas I'm not ████ in a bucket for 20 grand a month dude Veno me 100 G's right now send you 20 ████ videos right away buying bulk I going to say like five bucks a ████ cuz I ████ every day Nick time to answer the question so here my thing is like I think I would approach it the same way Bart right is right I'll be really like okay cool let's have a start date to end date and then after as we're going through the process as we're taking photos and stuff I think I'm going to get like really like hey I don't know if we should do this anymore you know like how how early how early in the probably like maybe

18:40 after first month first month it'll be like cool like look at all this money we're making this is great you got 200 GS in one month yeah and we're like dude this is rocking but then second month you 400 G's now and you're just like oh man I think this is kind of getting to me you then you have to top then you have to top four houses in Ohio you have yeah legit and then you just seeing the photos all the production and then you just like oh dude like I think this is just what I do now right but then now the other five homes in Ohio are also paid an additional five grand and then the real but once you have it it's like no but but then one day Tiff stays after with the photographer and they have a a whole like blanket of all pictures of Tiff on the table and they're looking at select yeah yeah and I'm just like hey can can I can I join can I join in no no we got it we got it you're fine you don't have an eye do go watch a movie or

19:30 something can I and that's when I start to get really upset that's when I start to have anger yeah yeah and that's when I start I start blowing it up from the inside I think I don't think I can handle for that long what do you think you what what's the part you're getting mad what if you're the one taking the photos on your phone cuz then my thumb will be in it all crooked I'm not I'm not going to be the one that's going to be taking phot D angle straight what is a Dutch angle me half it's half you don't see when Tiff gets mad at me when I take photos for her and she's like what the ████ are these Lio does that to me man they train us they train us brother cuz we're simple brains we have small the people that are looking at your chick though they don't give a ████ if there's a ████ side angle F true that's true it'll probably feel more hardcore like it feels like like they're really there side boob's hot on want to see that ████ but like you know outside of the joking of the the conversation I think the biggest

20:22 issue if I can get Tiff to even agree to even think about that that's the real win I'll probably get her videos of like squeezing watermelons between her thighs that'll be good that's how I'll I'll change the market up a little yeah um I don't know dude actually now I'm thinking about it who whose Comfort level is is is more who's more comfortable Tiff versus pineapple you or I mean you are you or Tiff Tiff is ████ down here bro she's really not comfortable compared to you she's down here yeah dude she's so Anon she wants to be so Anonymous what about you and ████ in a bucket what's your price no dude Tiff is ████ that is she's she's more like smack of anything there's no monetary value that you can think of how about this let's say some for her she's the hard one what about some random dude Saudi Arabia yeah yeah yeah DMS you yeah dude if you send me

21:13 tips ████ shoes dude I'll send you a million dollars yeah oh bro I'm going to figure out a way where she won't even notice her shoes are gone but you have to go I need you to have that video where Tiff is going hey Abdul these shoes are for you on video yeah and then she has to blow a kiss like this yeah that's all she has to do she's not doing anything sexual she would do that for for a million dollars okay okay wa that's how it starts I was like would you ████ sell your underwear on the internet we have these jokes and she's like no absolutely not but she would be missing underwear for sure yeah and you'd be like I will sell your underwear then I got it cuz to be honest I don't even know if Gio would be down to say Abdul she dude the thing cuz for her it's a psychological thing she doesn't want to know that someone else had

22:04 something on her or had one on her the Latinos are very proud shoes is okay dud I yeah let's make a probably it up gu literally was just like dude there's a kid's desk right now that's got dicks in my mouth and he's like I can't sell shoes for a million dollars I know that but Gio doesn't know that doesn't know that there's she's been bursting a pineapple for The Last 5 Years yeah yeah she's been pinea a lot of way yeah I get it she's a shoe salesman did you answer triple homicide murder suicide Nick style triple homicide murder Su you can't steal my answer I would have said that answer that would happen you mean like rather than Nikki getting into it no the answer is there's no way she would ever do it is it's true there's no dude it's just

22:55 the whipped cream no balloons all she's got to do what's the Whi cream is soap at a car wash but then who she talking to what's her like motivation to not do it though like what's her what's her stance like why she she has so much pride this ████ with her [Music] Pride I can do about it it's like GE about her ████ in the bucket $1 million per ████ she would never nobody sees it's her she would never would she do his version where it's like cuz it's like she knew she did it would she do his version she did it the brain okay well Nina's more moral than all your ████ yeah she would never do she would just destroy the platform and murder you all that's not what I would she do his version of 50 bucks would she do his version of where it's the connotation thing and that's okay what does that mean she'll do poker videos on there but not sexual at all yeah she would do that I don't think she gives a ████ about only fans in that way just a

23:45 monetization platform it's not so touchy Jesus Christ so ████ touchy he was literally comparing it it was convenient it worked out I'm just trying to close the video don't make fun of my wife like that I'm closing it was making fun of his wife okay Nikki versus pineapple and mango collab three ways easy don't say that

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