0:00 But the stuff they smell and they like is weird cuz you'll fart and it'll come up straight into your ████ AND GO >> [snorts] [laughter] >> WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE Careful Boys and hey it's tough times. It's tough times for a lot of people out there and I want to give a special shoutout cuz it's really really tough for TSA workers, right? >> Yeah, shoutout to TSA. You guys do God's work. >> [applause] >> We have a lot of TSA fans and they you guys saved me from ████ being late on flights so many times. >> a lot of empathy for the TSA people, honestly. Thanks for letting me bring contraband. So today technically, even though this video might come out a little bit later, it is actually the first day that they're not getting a paycheck for a shutdown that happened last month. Uh because there was
0:51 actually a shutdown for the Department of Homeland Security that also includes the you know >> TSA. TSA workers. There was a point they were working for free, remember that? That's crazy. Well, the whole airport, right? Cuz they had the Was it just TSA or was it the whole airport? Cuz I It was all federal employees in general. >> Oh. >> So TSA was included. Um not the whole airport though because if you were like a flight attendant or steward or a pilot, you were still working for a private company. I see. So uh now that's what makes it so powerful right now is because we already knew the government shutdown from last year. That was huge. That put them in that spot. A lot of people and and remember these people are on average maybe doing 40, 50,000 a year if you're full-time doing this job and then you're you you have to work cuz you're a government employee. >> [laughter] >> You have to work. >> for it. >> There's there's a shutdown last year so
1:42 you already had um months of no pay and then another shutdown happens in a different department. Do they get back pay at all or no? It's just like nope. They have to, right? >> They do. They do get back paid for when they they work for sure, but that doesn't necessarily mean that like some of them, you know, the the momentum of things that happen like the bills that might come Yeah, the bills are still monthly. Yeah. Yeah, so so it just kind of puts people in a tough spot. >> seen that stat about most Americans, majority have only a thousand in their bank account? And then they're like two paychecks away from being completely bankrupt. >> ████ dude. I'd love a thousand in my bank account. Yeah, that should be nice right now. So like even over 300 officers have already quit. Uh 300? Damn. Because of the DHS shutdown. Uh Houston's Hobby Airport uh standard security lane averages 90
2:32 minutes, while the pre-check lane averages 3 minutes right now. Uh so TSA's uh is they're playing videos in some airports blaming Democrats for the Democrat shutdown. Uh even though >> What? some some major airports like JFK, LaGuardia are refusing to play these videos cuz they don't want to be Dude, they did do that though. Like [laughter] as non as like non-partisan as I'd like it to be, they did stretch that. This this is kind of dark, but this is the perfect time for the cartel to corrupt some TSA guys. You know, when they're disgruntled, they're like, "Hey, you go back to work, and there'll be like 30 Gs in your mailbox next week." >> El Chapo will take care of you. Care of you for free. I wonder how many are already on though. Yeah, I know, right? Right? You know where my mind went? With this whole thing going on with Iran,
3:23 they're trying to make things loose to encourage a retaliation from those sleeper cells or terrorists. So then they could be like, "See, Americans? >> I can blame it. That's bad, man. >> That's a scary one, dude. Cuz TSA's disgruntled, so they're like, "Bomb, liquid, bring it in." >> [laughter] >> Bartz hair gel. Bartz hair gel. They see an actual like stick of DYNAMITE GOING THROUGH. AH, WHATEVER. >> [laughter] >> I'M NOT GETTING PAID. >> IT says TNT on it. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> By Acme. Oh, big shout out to if if any of you guys follow this this channel called Pacific Rim video. They did tons of coverage on Asian community stuff. They've probably got videos of you guys, interviews on red carpets or whatever. The guy that owns that also works TSA. Wow, shout out.
4:14 >> Rough life for sure. Damn, man. He was going to work for free for that whole time? Yeah, they say some 61,000 employees right now have to keep working during this ████ >> It sucks because majority of those employees are like that's very like they're like very local blue basically call almost blue collar kind of people. You know what I mean? Like it's not like they can just find another job like some really quickly. >> Royal blue collar. Yeah. That's your really good. You're very Royal blue literally. So this kicked off because of the the funny for DHS lapsed in mid-February amidst a standoff between Republicans and Democrats over federal immigration enforcement. Does the pay stop for the Homeland Security? Like the Customs agents, too? Is it like all federal? It's like the whole Homeland Security gets cut off or is it I think I think it's a Homeland Security, too? It's a well, it's the whole Department of
5:04 Homeland Security is where the uh that stand Wait, so what's the backstory? I I haven't been caught up. So like why did they get Was it Trump that was like When you know how he was doing the whole thing of like >> He kicked uh Kristi Noem out because she was spending all kinds of crazy money and ████ That's where it was? That's they were under investigation. So I think that was where the government shutdown started to happen. I'm wondering if it had anything to do with back in the day when it was not that long ago, but when ████ Elon did the doge and then they started cutting out all the ████ Oh, and that was one of the things they're like, "Hey, we could be more efficient here." I think it's all the clapback from Minnesota. You know, it's like all those people having getting switched out, Greg Bivins getting kicked out. And they brought in the ████ What's the What's the other guy's name? So, why are Democrats being blamed? Cuz they're the ones majority voting voting for it. The shutdown?
5:55 Yeah. Oh, then they're speaking Well, I thought they were holding out. I mean, holding out on my back. I think they were like filibustering, basically. >> Oh. Like they would they would like uh with What was it? They were They could have settled it just by deciding, but they would refuse to even engage, I think. And because of the shutdown, they're not processing checks. Yeah, that's what they just freeze everything, yeah. So So, that shutdown that was happening back in October, it's still this same shutdown? Or this is a new shutdown? >> Yeah, it's a new shutdown. Okay. I mean, we Cuz it was We got affected by it when we're trying to get the whole barbell deal like uh like situated, um the SBA department froze too. It's just all federal. And that happened earlier. Yeah, that's the first >> happen in December. So, it was just like all of a sudden it was just like go like ghost town. SBA became a ghost town. Government already takes too many breaks, though. Triggering event, shooting deaths of Alex Preddy and Renee Nicole Good by DHS immigration agents
6:46 during protests in Minneapolis in January sparked widespread public outcry and prompted Senate Democrats to demand reforms in exchange for their support of funding DHS. Democrats want that They want to restrict roving patrols, tighten parameters around warrants for searches and arrests, toughen use of force policies, and require ICE agents to wear body cameras and remove their masks. Republican response is that they've resisted nearly all of those changes, and some have pushed for concessions from Democrats like cracking down on so-called sanctuary cities. Um the shutdown unfolded where there were actually two shutdowns that last The first lasted 4 days from January 31st to February 3rd. After that, Congress passed a 2-week continuing resolution to allow more time for negotiations. When those negotiations failed to reach a resolution, the second or current one began February 14th.
7:36 Where things stand now is that the shutdown hits a 1-month mark. About 90% of DHS's 260,000 plus employees have been working without pay. Damn. Tens of thousands missed their first full paychecks on Friday. So, it's not just TSA, then. Yeah, it's everybody in the DHS, yeah. So, all the customs Wait, is ICE is also considered them, too? That's why. There's uh Homeland Security, the Customs agents, ICE. They're all DHS. My my solution, you don't have to pay dogs. Let's get more dogs out there. By immigrants to do TSA? Have more dog more dogs Dogs don't need to get paid. The dude, the the bomb-sniffing ones. Yeah, there's dogs, Customs agents. Put your shoes in the bin. >> [laughter] >> Everyone Scooby-Doo? Instead of one handler, one dog, one handler, five dog
8:26 agents. Can you imagine going up and then you're handing your ID to the dog? That would be so much better. That would be so much Dude, and it's just The DOG [laughter] JUST GOES IT'S MY REAL ID. >> [laughter] >> IT'S ALL WET WHEN IT COMES BACK. People are just sneezing everywhere. Cuz if you think about what they do, like you you just hand them the ID and you just have to take a photo, right? So, just have the DOG DO IT. >> [laughter] >> AND IT GOES BEEP, YOU CAN WALK BY. And the dog can just look. Yeah. Yep, matches. >> [laughter] >> The dog just looks. You look pretty good to me. Come on through. Form a union and tell them >> They don't even need the ████ conveyor belt thingy with the X-ray. They could just go up to the suitcase and sniff. Yeah. They could probably smell it the minute like you get in the airport, they're like, >> [snorts] >> "There's a bomb right there, you sneaky motherfucker." >> [laughter] >> They have like eight times the smell of
9:16 humans. Damn. I'm pretty sure it's more than eight. Really? Is it more than eight? Maybe nine. The stuff they smell and they like is weird, cuz you'll fart, it'll come up straight into your ████ AND GO >> [snorts] [laughter] >> BUT THAT'S HOW IT KNOWS YOUR HEALTH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. It's It's just It's reading It's like a Pokedex. You had to get that close. That's good, yeah, that's how it knows. that's >> a good boy right there. They can also they can also smell every ingredient, that's why. Yeah, so cute. We smell the sum of smells, right? Like some if there's like rice and dog ████ it's just dog ████ They still smell [laughter] rice, so they're like What an analogy. Rice and dog ████ Let's take something that smells really bad and take something that smells very mild. >> [laughter] >> Or like jasmine,
10:07 jasmine rice. And then when a girl is having their period dog and basil. >> [laughter] >> If you don't train your dog well, every single time a girl has their period, that ████ will put his nose right up to her ████ and go >> [laughter] >> Like How do you train your dog on your girl's period? >> Yeah, what do you do? Yeah, what do you train? [laughter] You train them not to bury their nose in their ████ ████ dude. >> [laughter] >> Press it. See, I don't know why. >> be like So it's like you take your dog's face, put it in the ████ go No. Do it again. No. >> [laughter] >> And then when it's an inch away, good boy. No, leave it. They ████ breathe that ████ in like they're trying to drink it, dude. >> [sighs] [laughter] >> I'm pretty sure that it just they're trying to look for rice. If we combine There's rice in there. robot AI plus dog, it's probably going to be way
10:58 better combination than human. >> Robo dog. >> [laughter] >> Robo dog. I just pictured Robocop but like a dog. Hell yeah, that's like a dog head instead of Why do I feel like they've already done this? This is probably not original IP anyway. PAW Patrol. Yeah, that's PAW Patrol, actually, yeah. It's Bluey and PAW Patrol. PAW Patrol is huge, by the way. Imagine PAW Patrol runs DHS What's What's the agency? DHS? Yeah, yeah. >> [laughter] >> The new the new face, they get rid of Kristi Noem and they go it's PAW Patrol now. >> [laughter] >> I think that branding would be better. Cuz she shot her dog in the head. Do you guys know that? >> Yeah. No way. What the ████ >> Did you not know this story about Kristi Noem? It was way when she first got on there. She put this in her autobiography. And it was about how she worked She lived on a farm and she had a dog and it was I think what?
11:49 Like 6 months old or something like that or maybe like a year old. And she said the dog was a bad dog so she shot it. >> And she chose to put that in her book? And she turned it into like a lesson about her being like like a humble servant or some ████ I don't know. Yeah, she wasn't looking at it the way that the public saw it. But it was like, dude, what the ████ is wrong with you? So that's why when she >> Cesar Millan and ████ rehabilitated the dog. >> Then it's dude. I don't know, man. That's what a lot of people said. And and when they made fun of her on South Park, every time she would just shoot dogs. Like she would just shoot dogs [laughter] in the head. Like that was the whole bit. >> Oh, ████ >> Like they ████ roasted her ass. I can't believe how hard she ████ up, though. She was being a dumbass. And she was They were saying she was sleeping around with like her her co-worker. I mean, they all do that. Gavin Newsom does that. Yeah, but then they're on trial they're doing it. They're like roasting her about it. Her husband's in the back and he's like shaking his head
12:39 when they're asking her questions about like this this sexual relationship. It's like, bro, what the ████ is happening? >> just all that money she's going to get away with is insane. And I'm saying that she's going to get away with it. Which is in That's ████ nuts. >> So they found out that she was like misappropriating funds. Like a lot of funds. Hundreds of millions of dollars. So that's why everybody was like, you're ████ out of here. And she what She like paid it to a a contracted company that only been open 8 days and was connected to like one of like her husband's friend or some ████ >> The games these guys play. It's good to know. Friends in government giving you contracts. That's the game. Yeah. Or just dogs checking your ID. We should create a dog security agency. Back to the dogs. >> [laughter] >> We have everything you want in one
13:29 video. I'm totally down. Oh, you're down? Good, that's all that's stopping us from doing it. I'm down.
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