0:00 how about this spell reconnaissance ay nobody know how to spell reconnaissance uh r e c RC at least the first five the first five is the easiest [Music] part welcome back everybody to another very Fantastical episode of the careful boys where today I want to remind everybody to join our patreon if you want to be able to submit questions like this this one is submitted by one of our dear friends Melanie Q OG OG OG but we're going to get Fantastical with this one don't be overly logical subie you're you're always too logical yeah you think too much sub makes too much sense am am I thinking too much okay myad you think too much am I thinking can you be more fun okay okay
0:50 okay make more sounds okay I'll make all right my bad my bad stop being a brainiac my bad my bad so you know you know the purge like the movie The Purge I love that [Music] movies Trump Asian Trump Asian Trump it's Grant so if the purge happened uh-huh you staying at home playing defense or you out there purging some crimes damn dude cuz obviously it's it's legal you're not doing anything wrong you wouldn't just rooftop Korean that sh but that's playing defense though right yeah honestly I'll see who's online who wants to play games lock the door that's it you're being too logical what if someone am I being too logical don't you have to be on high alert I just assume don't you have like 8,000 guns like
1:41 finally you can use them on real people no I wouldn't want so you don't find any pleasure in just like murking people for fun no dude if anything I find pleasure in just the way the body is collapsing Jesus Christ who dude this guy watches way too many body hold on see this is where you guys are getting mixed up you guys are painting a picture on me that I'm not okay stop I'm not overthinking don't overthink you guys are overthinking I don't I don't I don't like the the boom and and I don't like that I don't like I don't like the reason why you guys are doing that I just like the way the body is like yeah you're like a Kinesiology major that's why he's into dance biomechanics of a murder he's a scientist he's just aatu he loves gravity the Gory part okay for every action
2:33 there's a reaction you know I mean stuff just like I find it just fascinates me how body shuts down I seen subin stand in front of a car lot and then the ████ thing that's waving like this he's just watching it for hours no no that's fake I don't like it it's fake I'm just fake new artificial no just like the fact that you get hit and then your body shuts off like why did that shut off like because they died I know they die but like you know when you get shot here sh out here you some it just instantly turns off what are your favorite uh like murders top 10 yeah top 10 top 10 telegram Clips yeah top 10 telegram CPS I'm going to go with the Dome shots those are in insane so when you're seeing I'm like What's the POV on this how are you watching these videos what does it look like I think he's watching it from his uh scope first first ████ first
3:24 spam and then super light omelette yeah nice boom put it on my bowl peel you said right put it on my table and then what do you what website you going what's going on here just YouTube sometimes yeah you just YouTube what do you YouTube like death murder no what the heck Ukraine war he doesn't have to type it's in his out watch Mojo's top do shot watch Mojo guys you open up YouTube and there it is Screen Rant it's just there you just open up YouTube shots you type though like Ukraine Ukraine war North Koreans in Ukraine no honestly I actually just type on reconnaissance um missions just like what is the job of reconnaissance really all right let me see this nice your Alo won't give it to you yeah your Alo will
4:15 give you like Rec dance get dance I thought YouTube doesn't show that ████ I thought YouTube doesn't show that ████ but it's it's called YouTube and it gives you a link to their Discord or their telegram oh you go deep yeah well well you see the mission the concept of it first and then you actually see the that part it's not that's not the main thing that happens it's just there so they're sniping people that's those are the videos that you see sometimes hey are you Team Russia or Ukraine all right I'll go ████ myself he was like yeah wait how about this spell reconnaissance hey nobody know how to spell uh r e c re e c you at least the first five the first five is the easiest part 3 2 1 go
5:05 r e c o n okay now you start thinking you stop i a n s s e reconnaissance you missed an n and you so when you when you type it in does it correct for you huh you type it in is it corrects for you is that what you do guys guys once again it's not like I'm watching for the I'm not watching for the death I'm just watching a video and the death's there and you're like oh yeah it's a byproduct of videos yeah it's just oh it was is there a reconnaissance by a specific Branch or unit that you like the most or you just no no I just wanted to see what their job really was I obviously I understand what their mission is but like what it like if they're actually like if they're like a have you ever seen that uh have you ever seen that bill that bill bur bit where he talks about you remember those
5:55 videos that used to circulate back in the day where it would be like a a night vision angle of like a helicopter and they're just shooting dudes oh yeah yeah goes do you you want to know how we know we're the best because in clips of like other foreign armies attacking when they when they get somebody they cheer like crazy but if you listen to that guy that does the helicopter thing that's a hit all right got him to hit and they just they're just like mad just firing on dudes going hit hit and he's like that's how you know we're the best I do the Taliban go oh oh oh ████ finally finally got one like that ████ is crazy to be that procedural over I know there's like aund of that's how it is right that's how good we are aund of them dies and then they get like
6:45 one Jeep out of like two years and they go yay we finally got a Jeep but that's that's the real thing huh so crazy but what if uh like cheering it on yelling it out at that moment of voids PTSD in the future voids PTSD yeah but what if Ser on like means that you get spotted for yelling and then you get shot they no more PTSD for you your friend get shot your friend get shot I'm just saying what what what oh ████ bye-bye I don't know what to do after I watch those ones with the the the like the Sheep shepherds that have to like kill the coyotes and stuff oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah SN you guys ever read the comments though oh yeah people get so mad they get pissed off yeah mad for coyotes though is wild well you got to protect
7:35 your flock they get mad at you killing anything yeah they some people just get mad all the time man dude have you seen the helicopter sniping of the pig Hogs those are they ████ one after the other and the way the way those things drop you're right it is kind of fascinating cuz you see him like run full clip and you you just see them drop well they do that they do that yeah they go face plant and then they slide as soon as they roll and then they roll and they stand up and drop again there's a couple animations you see over and over again you know it's one of the scariest things when you see a guy get tazed and he just goes yeah what the ████ is that that's scary that's ████ scary or or they're like it's kind of getting him he's like and then he's fine you're like what the ████ you know what that means right they're on PCP they're no they're fat as ████ oh really fat people are harder to taste
8:26 they're insulated there's a layer of rubber there's a layer of fat before the electricity goes to the muscle so the Fat's getting yeah yeah they're burning fat yeah yeah exactly but even when they pull it off they're still like Aftershock oh ████ so you purging you Pur you staying in man I'm staying in dude but it depends on how rich you are cuz you know in the movie right if you're Rich As ████ you have everything just like protecting you yeah your windows got those metal doors that covers everything Panic Room ████ if you're broke it actually might make more sense to leave well like offense is his best defense not even offense but like get out of your house Dennis Rodman and Van Dam like I bet you it's probably safer if you know that the purge is
9:16 coming to go in the middle of nowhere and then cuz people are going to go to the cities to kill so then you go to the middle of nowhere and if there are other people at least you have less competition that you have to fight if you're living in a city dude game over there's too many people you got to fight against is the I haven't seen The Purge but it's a wonderful movie but is the objective for them to Rob these places too cuz if you leave don't you you could do anything but then but then if you leave your house doesn't it mean it's unguarded it can but then your life is less at risk what's up guys we got some new offerings for you on our patreon as you guys know can be deleting footage all the time we got missing episodes and now we can get things from can's recycle bin but we're going to
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11:47 could be armed to the teeth but you're one person but then the the thing is aren't didn't all of those people leave their homes too so you could rob their homes go to their houses can't you just hide in a guy's house that went to go perch probably and then kill him when he gets home so like leaving your house is probably the and just wait for him to get home just camp on him yeah but I think leaving your house is the safest I think it's better to be in an apartment at that point maybe yeah unless you ████ bumped one of the guys in your apartment the wrong way one day and they was just waiting for the ████ came into my house and it's a wrap I bet you there's going to be Purge Apartments though where they like also be like okay it's a state-of the art everything is safe um whatever it's like a selling point it's part of the HOA we're going to seal the whole thing in steal or some ████ the ho is got to be expensive do the do the purgers also kill each other
12:39 I think they can they can anything goes it's a day of Anarchy anything goes but you just got to wrap it up in 24 hours it's uh did you did you ever read 1984 Geo well did I read no get the ████ out of here tell us about more books St was telling me I don't know anything about it he's what the I don't read books is that that one one thing I might be down for if there's like a group that I join and we can go politician hunting dang they do that too so you would Purge I personally would like play defense but if I hated a politician if the peacemakers had a comeback isn't that called terrorism no that's that's that's just a radicalized hero but the day of The Purge you know who do we ████ hate that everyone save it for the day but I guarantee you those they're going to have pretty hard get yeah that's hard to get but they're
13:30 also going to have a lot of people at the doorstep as well I'm sure there's going to be a ton of people they're also the ones that put the purge in play cuz if you try to kill fouchy right now it's kind of hard no did they take away his detail yeah he has to pay for his own security I would just detonate the bomb on that day but I'd plant it several months prior omon add it again dude add it again but the thing is planting the bomb on that day is legal planting the bomb before is an intent to kill how would they know though who's investigating point they would just think it's a ballistic at that what's the punishment if you do crimes after The Purge you don't get to be in the next one you get murdered that's everything's a death penalty cuz that like I I I like the movie but then there's so many logical like okay you really believe people are just going to save the ████ killing what what if they do this what if they do this on Purge day absolute Anarchy everything
14:21 goes but outside of purge if you even ████ do a speeding ticket you you're death oh wow that's hilarious any ████ crime is a death penalty Singapore the movie that's gangster I don't know like what do you think there would be a much like safer society that hell no dude it just gives too much power to the people that are allowed to kill like the like the cops or whatever I think that's what's dangerous yeah problem would be too much slow drivers yeah that's a you like when they drive you're thinking too much again dude that's thank you too much no one wants to violate anything he's doing that thinking thing no no I'm just saying that's a lot of slow drivers and today I have to deal with slow drivers I would say slow drivers kill more than fast uh wow I wouldn't say that I take
15:11 you're not going out and killing every cyclist and passing I would take that back I would take that back you know I think it's 50/50 so like you know you could do a lot of crazy ████ once a year right you could blow it up whatever how the ████ are they fixing the city so quickly cuz it's once a year imagine if once a year we're blowing the ████ out of the whole City and all that ████ and then this isn't funny you only got one more year you got one by the time you're done renovating your house fixing everything it's Purge again but it's it's part of the contractor's corruption thing you know when the the it's all a racket yeah the city contracts the fixing to the big constructions out it's like the catalytic converters of you know how it's getting done fast they should have a purge dat for catalytic converters only that I'll agree with that one but to answer your question how is it getting done fast to hire guys from Japan oh cuz they they fixed Japanese guys fish uh fix it quit yeah
16:02 it seems like the more common sense thing in this day and age is on Anarchy day to do all of the uh electronic fraud you can yeah oh seems more less physical damage but High Gain and you can you can come up on on wealth like no other yeah but if you get caught or somebody knows that they get to murder you that day too though yeah but nobody's really thinking about that you just got to do it real fast or do it right like before the 24 hours though do it on hour 23 yeah I don't know if Persian very efficient because I don't know if we'll make enough babies to replenish the deaths well these days yeah what if what if there a fertility day to help fertility day and an immigrant day yeah if there was an actual Purge day do you think there would be that many people partaking it I think most people wouldn't I think most people think most but the ones that well what country is
16:52 it in though here United States then I don't think so I think but I feel like the ones that will will cause so much damage that it will it will create too much but think about the ones that like never would but like they they have Vengeance like they're they're a good person but this person like you know did something to their daughter and they're just like like the law has to be taken into your own hands like Law Abiding Citizen you know I feel like all the BLM and all the riers would be down cuz they're already doing it when it's non- Purge day they're already burning Reis and ████ but I don't even think they have the guts to really kill somebody no no no but I think they yeah yeah but in a mob though yeah mob mentality for sure but you might think you might think of yourself I'm not going to go kill but I'm going to go beat this person to a pul you yeah but you know the whole thing with like anonymity where like like a bunch of people who are saying ████ when you can't see them wouldn't say it in real
17:42 life I think the same goes for this purge people wear masks yeah but still like if would you be willing to kill someone on a day where you can get killed no I don't think so true I don't think most people cuz there's people crazier than you and if you're your Open Season at the same time you're trying to like if you're just trying to beat someone up like dude somebody's going to cut your head off randomly like I don't think most people leave the house yeah I I would think there's a lot more Good Guys teaming up I would think that I think people would make a big yeah I think that would it would bring the community together yeah yeah it's it's a nice deterrent well our dear friend Melanie um very sweetheart but very sick mind has a second part to the question oh ████ you sick ████ Melanie you sick ████ what's wrong with you also ask also who's on your list of the careful boys to purge first oh my God oh I can't kill the fu just kidding imagine obviously it's
18:35 obviously it's can horrible I can't do it I would never kill can none of y'all you can I would never kill K and tell you guys about it I would lie hey Ken he's going to say it's me watch he's going to say he's wait is there anybody on any of your lists nah no way I feel like you guys would be my chance for survival yeah cuz like on Purge day we have to within us who's on the list yeah like why were we kill each other what she's asking yeah it's Purge day out of all the Care boys who you killing first oh my god wow okay what the ████ well you're my answer too K because if I don't kill him he's going to kill me that's good it's a good logic yeah offense is the best defense that's a good logic actually yeah I'm going to team up with you can if this was I think that's more of like Hunger Games cuz
19:27 Purge is like we need to ban together we do cuz there's no reason to kill each other we're just going to like watch out for each other right Hunger Games is we're friends but we can't be friends cuz surv we have to die like it's just there's no way like yeah only we all eat the bears at the same time but then one of us is joking around and never swallows it it also just seems like most people would be anti- government in terms of what action they would take for what for Purge for Purge yeah I I guess like in this day and age like cuz most of the people that have like heavy animosity towards how their way of life is affected it's being done top down yeah or like the uh the daily occurrence that you hate like let's say you have the guy that um keeps parking in your parking space or the guy that keeps getting your lunch at work or whatever you're like ████ that ████ but look at like people like Luigi like it's
20:18 it's like he went that far and I think most people who are willing to go the distance on something like like killing someone which is a pretty heavy thing to have on yourself allegedly allegedly he didn't do it he didn't do it allegedly oh he do it okay but it yeah it would be like I think I feel like it's if you're high up somewhere you're the chances are there's someone's going to come after you yeah right someone's got a reason that's like politician hunting politicians I don't know anyone that's completely loved yeah absolutely I wouldn't kill anybody on pers day so like but if pers is just all forms of crime I would try to crime like what like you do your taxes on that day filed I'm such a good two shoes that like I would like I would want to like maybe like vandalize somebody's ████ and just like cause him a little bit of stress for the following I would steal some ████ I would that would be so funny if you're out there just spray painting
21:08 and then someone's like oh who's this ████ and you're like wait I'm just here to spray paint I'm like you guys like I'm definitely spray painting like giant dicks on somebody's car or something like that wa no I'm with Joe I'm going to leave my house and go somewhere y I have a little Sprinter van and then go with my family somewhere and then guard I think all of us leaving the city going in the middle of camping out is probably going to be the best national park only until we find out that there's a giant group of people that like gamify going to national parks and purging that way because that's like more of a hobby it just seems like it just seems like any like what if everyone just did what if all the arsonists on pers day went off then that fire would probably last well beyond the day wouldn't it that's true depends how windy it is y that's what that's what's imagine if they're like all right pers day begins
21:58 no arsonists all right that's what I'm saying the damage firefighters can go out and kill people or the wet Bandits can come out and and clog the city drains the damage is going to be so bad that it's going to take more than a year to fix it honestly away bar bar ate my ████ my muffin I'm going to purge you it just seems like fire would so not be allowed on Purge day because it kind of messes everything up you guys know the rules fire is so not allowed you know it turned into a TV show it did I think I think they had yeah like a like a purge TV show with C laughter [Laughter]
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