0:00 [Music] okay so sometimes you guys know this who's married me i am not quite yeah unless you tell me i shouldn't wait you're engaged engaged almost there wait when's the wedding man ████ until crypto hits i don't know to be honest like this is a it's a lot of people got married bear market news i got married 20 20. but why buy anything else yeah it was great you got that many people yeah uh so sometimes as married men i'm sure you can vouch for this too you know some chicks your chick could be a big old c craze you have to be married tonight all right well yeah uh so a man that's a big old like big
0:50 old cool cat cool cat okay [Laughter] and a man was driven so insane by his wife being such a ████ ████ ████ comeback a cb that he built uh because she's the ████ about the views in their in their house she's like it's all ████ same ████ it's all ████ same god damn ████ i bought like a tree or something yeah yeah just like the same she's mad at the the angles what's the angle she's like same ████ ████ every time i look at the wedding get your bread up then ████ well easy fix so guess what this cat does she's not even good at cousin he kills the same old ████ he puts his ████ house on rotating stilts
1:41 oh ████ wait that's ████ only a woman who drove a man ████ insane like a chinese dinner table it's a lazy susie bro susan dude it's like literally the ████ wizard of oz house but it's on the ground you know what he should have done was divorce her that's what he should have done that's true no this is bad but this is kind of cool it's for us for content can you imagine though you wake up and then you just see i don't know this slow moving it's like that ████ rotating hotel at the lax and ████ you know what it wouldn't have been easier to put like out the window dude wouldn't it be better to ████ put up lcd screens and have them change screensavers but they
2:32 don't look that rich though man that looks like a box for a like a house you think this was less expensive than a couple others i mean it's just on cinder blocks got divorced i would have been listening wait they can't just be on center blocks it's got to it's got to turn bro how did they even pick that thing up yeah exactly innovative dude this ████ was driven mad what does it look like inside okay so this is the gear this is one of the gears that moves the house on this big ████ chain i already can say that that's pretty sweet though he loves her so much that he made things work he does love her dude but if your wife is complaining about that dude she's probably gonna find something else to complain about you might think it came in hanum dude complainers will consistently complain about something else yeah you know you think it came in too fast yeah yeah she's like your dick's too small build a machine for that ████
3:23 the invention of the dark knight you think i would have made our house bigger if i don't do that no so um so he basically says i did it with time will and knowledge and then his wife says i do not wish to comment on the new house oh she didn't like it oh my god that's what i'm saying bro he's he married the wrong person that's all it is exactly he just made the wrong person she she was complaining because she wanted something else and he got the loophole and she hates the fact that he's right yeah yeah dude the house can make a full circle in 24 hours when it's at slowest speed whoa so it's like it's just also it's like actually enjoyable you're like a little bit more like that you're cool you're nice cause you want to see the house that's like ████ fast and ████ check this out well at its fastest speed it can make a full circle
4:16 in under a second so you know he should do he should just step out the house like this ████ wait turn it up wait like they're up against the wall it's like they think of the he's walking on the walls y'all grab a troll because he built it with a jet engine he didn't know until he first turned it on a jet engine he turned it on like to the very teen tomcat yeah dude to the very highest setting wait how can this brilliant man not know where is he from where does he live what does he do he's like an engineering farmer i saw some greenhouses there yeah oh my god so this is in bosnia and yeah
5:09 he says once i turned it on i had no ████ idea what was about to happen me and my wife were jettisoned against the wall and i couldn't reach the lever for 48 hours ████ you're a ████ lion no way you're a ████ liar i swear on my sister's ass oh your sister's ass she's already seen scissors that's crazy he swears by it no he's no the it makes a full circle at its fastest speed in 22 seconds that's ████ crazy that's ████ that's the 22 seconds this ████ said less than one second can you imagine the hell ride that's that's ████ herself that's like the walls just fly
6:00 and his wife's a baby [Laughter] the ████ ████ oh my god my wife's a pain i got a ████ baby that's just a blender dude i'm gonna ████ up i got a ████ baby that's his first thought that's his first call he's like how am i gonna ████ that's shocked that's trauma he doesn't know what's happening why didn't he get younger yeah he doesn't know he's not he's the person he's like oh ████ he's a time paradise oh ████ i want to see that house on full spin turns around his wife's a baby this is the avengers this is how the avengers happen this is how they go back to save the world and ████ kill thanos they're like hey i heard nambazio there's a huge house that just ████ spins in less than a second dude's wife
6:51 became a baby should work by the way i'm ant-man holy ████ do they have video of the house spinning they don't man i wish i looked for it i don't believe it yeah videoer doesn't exist that'll be pretty funny though i just made this article he typed it up on his blog he's like this doesn't rotate at all these are just cinder blocks was the motive real though yeah yeah yeah so his so his life was complaining wish for a more diversified view for their family home they probably just wanted to move that's what i'm saying that's what she wanted or she wanted a garden let me quote i got tired of her complaints and frequent refurbishing of our family house so i said i'll build you a rotating house so you can spin it as you wish and i picture joe saying this
7:41 like oh i'll ████ build you a rotating house you'll see like that kind of energy because whenever you're like this if this is just like when it says i got tired of her complaints that's not red like someone who's going through a frustrating situation would say i got too tired of her complaints over complaining he probably spent so much time under the house doing this stuff so he got time away from his wife and he was like loving it right he was i need separation wait there is a video it just wasn't moving that fast they did this they just need to get out of bosnia oh my god all your furniture is going on it's fed up it's sped up the ████ do you see this in the clouds oh but still man that's cool that's a good airbnb yo that's ████ cool so then his wife won't ████ comment on the article his wife sucks complaining ass ████ this guy is a
8:32 ████ genius dude oh my god that little kid ████ jump in the back that's so cute honestly that's sick they're clapping they love it dude that's ████ that's actually oh my god that's genius you know sometimes like the sun comes in at a weird angle you could just rotate that rotate the house now he's got his little grandkids and ████ that's crazy man you're bosnian i would build your rotating house so you can spin it as you wish even the entrance itself so if you want to see unwanted guests coming to the entrance on the other side as they do it and he goes to crane coach another strong one that you dropped out because you i don't know what the ████ a couple of my my good buddies are boss names and when they pick up the phone they go mallium they say that they go malium they're bosnian yeah that means
9:22 hello or something that's so weird to look at that's ████ crazy ████ weird bro wow i i do also think that it is a little bit funny like how much work actually had to go into that guy like doing that how do you lift that ████ house put it on a on a hand crank on like a on a car jack oh it carjacked it from four angles that's what he said no you don't this isn't bossy and i don't know exactly what you said but it's the translation you put you put a balloon underneath anybody it was an air mattress you put on her and it was a series of balloons [Laughter] that is some creative ████ though i bet it's pretty calming to see that slowly rotate yeah and spin it as fast as possible what happened i wanna i wanna believe he made a gravatron in his house though
10:12 dude those grandkids look like they're having the time of their lives dude i wish i had a house like please read this part his wife did not wish to comment on the news this man does something that incredible can you even believe that she better give him ████ head she's better than rotating head bro she better ████ move her her her body on an axis like he should lie down in the center of the house yep right and then she's moving and then she's moving the other direction yeah so he's getting full torque helicopter yeah full tour and she's just like this at 22 seconds of ████ rotation that's the least that's the least she's on she's doing this it's spinning so fast she turns into a baby no her hands are her hands and feet are on roller skates while she's like yeah while the thing is just spinning underneath the bottom right
11:02 he's sitting on the floor i have a stomach ache now this is ridiculous i got bosnian skates and there's like 400 cameras in a circle so you get every single angle oh my god just stop motion that ████ lit stop motion [Music]
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