0:00 Cuz cuz you're too much of a ████ >> Yes, I was. >> So the hotline was like, "You're [laughter] a ████ fool." I COULD TELL THROUGH THE PHONE. >> Do it, fool. Do it. [laughter] >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about Happy New Year, everybody. >> Happy New Year. [applause] >> It's not It's not New Year's yet, though. >> Well, by the time they see this video, be >> Are you sure? We're going to upload this on New Year's Day. Yeah. We're going to do such a good job. >> Oh, okay. Because this is the last time we can record before. Yeah. Okay. >> We're going to be such good boys and we're going to upload on New Year's and this will be a New Year's video. >> I think we got Okay, >> we do. We have another sesh. >> No, there's no more sessions. Last session. >> Let's Let's see. >> Life check. Let's do a life check. >> Next week is Christmas. After that is
0:50 New Year's. >> That would be crazy. Joe, >> you know how crazy my mind is. >> Yeah, I know. I do. >> I thought it was the 5th of December. >> Wow. Cool. [laughter] >> He said, "Cool." >> That's pretty cool. >> At least we got to tell you next week is Christmas. >> Cuz I thought we had another shoot before the end of the year. That's crazy, dude. >> This is the Damn. >> We're six days till Christmas, right? >> It's the last video of the last shoot of the year. >> Yeah. Happy New Year everybody. >> Happy New Year, Jason. Jenny, >> happy new year, boys. >> Everybody, >> are you like, "Thank God this year is over." Are you like, "Jesus, that went fast." >> Both. >> I'm a thank god this year's over guy. Big time. Thank Thank God this year's over guy. Why you didn't like this year? >> No, this year it was kind of tight in moments, but then crypto absolutely ████ sucked this year. >> Oh, so it's more for the crypto. >> How about for sports? >> So, obviously we started strong, right? Pacers was awesome and then we got absolutely ████ annihilated. I went
1:41 to this guy's ex's wedding and I watched game seven and we got ████ wrecked. >> Damn. >> So, that ruined everything. So, >> cuz he had to go to the wedding and watch the game. >> Yeah, I made money on the Aces, but that's not my team. The Fever's obviously my team. So, >> hey, but that's the farthest they've gone a long time. So, that's a good run. It was good for the boys. I like that. >> And we made money. We made money this year. >> But I lost almost every single goddamn NFL parlay after [snorts] that. Not even close. >> But why do you do parlays? >> Because you're juicy. >> Yo, I want to feel something. >> I know, but if you want to win, then parlays is like the thing you don't do. >> No. No. You do it so you feel something. [laughter] >> Okay, I get it. >> Joe, you know what it is to pay to feel? >> Do you know who you're talking to right now? You're talking to a guy who made $1,200 betting on the Pacers last year, bro. Or this last year. >> But it wasn't a parlay. >> No, I know. That's true. [laughter]
2:31 >> That's what I'm saying. >> That is true. That is true. Very true. >> You could have lost that if you threw that in a parlay. >> Oh, true. Yeah. >> Then I almost So, Chenny, you're going to like this cuz you're a big gambling guy. You're a gambling addict, right? >> That's not true. >> So, you're going to like this story. So, I bet uh the Pacers to win it all when they were like plus 10,000 and I put $100 on it. And so I was gonna win like five G's or whatever. Like for 4Gs, >> but like come on, dude. Came within a half of a game. >> Wow. >> At halftime on game seven. >> That's feel something. >> I was feeling something, I tell you. And I was at his ex's wedding. So it's kind of crazy cuz like he used to be in love with this chicken and they got then they broke up in my living room and then I went to her wedding. Yeah. Yeah. And then I went to her wedding um um this last June and then I watched my Pacers lose it all. >> So you had to do two things he felt bad about. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, "Am I
3:21 betraying the boys?" No, she's super cool and they're friends and everything's cool. So, yeah, that was that's my gambling story. >> So, so how about you? [laughter] >> What was the thing? >> What do you think about Are you relieved this year is over? Are you excited? >> Are you excited for next year? Are you Are you going to miss this past year? Any memories that were very valuable to you? >> That's really nice that you guys asked that because I didn't really think about it. >> Yeah. And I think uh but but maybe it's both because um I'm mixed but year like what's you know what I mean every year year every day. >> I mean you had some pretty big milestones. I feel like you did some pretty major tours. >> Yeah. You just came back Asia tour. Yeah. >> Bought a house. >> I really appreciate that and I and I really appreciate those things and I really really really grateful for it. But year I I know this is like a like
4:12 cuz I I really like celebrating Christmas and New Year's with people. Yeah. >> And family. I love that. But I don't care about like this year, next year. Let's just do the stuff, you know? >> Do the stuff that >> Yeah. You're not like a resolution guy, right? >> Yeah. >> So, you don't even have a dividing line between December 31 and January 1st. >> I I don't do a I don't know if I ever done a resolution thing. >> Do Do you reflect? >> I reflect o almost every 10 years. No, I reflect. [laughter] I I really try to reflect every other day. Like, I really do. >> Oh, wow. Oh, I I really do. >> I can tell. >> Can you? >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> no. Because yesterday you were apologizing to me for sucking in a video you didn't suck in and I was like, "This guy's ████ >> So, his 365 starts every day." >> I really try I [laughter] I really try to do that cuz I don't want to. Um,
5:02 >> is that considered reflecting though? >> Yeah, he's Well, he or maybe you're a little bit neurotic, right? >> You know who's neurotic? Your mother, man. [laughter] >> She very much is. >> That's what I'm saying. >> And she's a big chick. And then I could connect with her probably cuz we're both neurotic people is what I'm trying to say. >> Both Asian. >> Yeah. But and we're both [laughter] I almost farted again my butthole. I had to tie my butthole. [laughter] >> I almost farted. >> Cuz he says um but yes, but the I don't know. I think uh yeah, I try to do it. What about you guys? [laughter] >> You never had a year where you're like, "Man, that year was sick." >> Okay. play that back, dude. If someone forced you Yeah, they forced you to package your year. >> Yeah, probably what I was >> or have you ever had a year where like, can this one be over? This ████ sucked.
5:54 >> Um >> I think co for everybody, right? Just about. >> I kind of I hated co I was depressed and I called the suicide hotline. >> Did you [snorts] really? >> Yeah, but I also was the best years because I didn't have to do stuff. [laughter] >> So wait, so but you called the suicide hotline out of sincerely? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was the darkest time of my life. >> Yeah, >> I was playing with my gun. I was drunk. I put a gun in my mouth. >> Holy ████ >> Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. >> Yeah. But anyways, sorry. >> Let's dive into that a little bit. >> No, no. Let's do a joke about the microphones or something. >> Let's work with the microphones for a little while. >> It's too dark, man. >> But, but also but also, it was the best because I didn't have to do stuff. >> Yeah. >> I got to chill. >> I like the second part. >> But the chilling makes me want to blow my brain out. >> Also, no one expected you to do anything either. So you weren't letting >> Cuz cuz you're too much of a ████ >> Yes, I was. So the hotline was like, [laughter] "You're a ████ fool." I COULD TELL THROUGH THE PHONE. DO IT,
6:46 FOOL. Do it. [laughter] >> I like it when you keep saying fool, too. The hotline's like, "Fool, come on, fool." ████ >> It's like Homeboy Industries running it. [laughter] >> Hey, what's up? YOU GOING TO ████ OFF YOURSELF OR SOMETHING? Are you calling again? >> Buy chips or die, you fool. [laughter] >> Oh boy. Industries. That's a good cut. >> You remember that? >> Damn. So, um, let's not talk about that. I'm kidding. No, can you talk about that a little bit? Like, >> yeah, but what, um, >> so like you're you're drinking and you, uh, had a gun and you're like, I want to suck on my gun a little bit. >> No, you feel something, too. I like to feel something also. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But, um, but yeah, it wasn't the most healthy. I I wasn't going to do it, but I just wanted to feel something. Oh, >> hey. Did it Did you Did you feel like I want my ████ years back? Like after lockdown opened up?
7:37 >> That's how I felt. >> Oh, I see. >> Oh, really? >> Cuz like >> 3 years felt like one to me. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> And then like when things opened up, it was like gradual. It wasn't like are we doing this now or like >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. Russia invaded Ukraine. I guess no one is going to they break the six feet rule now, you know, like it was just like what the ████ and then you look back and you wait that was 3 years. >> Yeah. >> It it felt like one >> and it's like what happened? >> But also I I like that that I know it's like really bad and a lot of people, you know, people went through and there's a lot of bad things that's happening, but also I like that um I got to experience that >> because you're a positive person. That's That's how you deal with it. I get it. >> Oh. >> Or the suicide hotline did their job. >> Oh, yeah. What did they say when you called?
8:27 >> Um Well, I have a bit about this, but um but it was just uh >> Should should we just put the link to tickets? >> Yeah. Can you do >> Yeah. Yeah. Can we be Byron Allen real quick? So, like I heard you're going to kill yourself if you put a gun in your mouth. Like, what's up with that? Like what happened there? [laughter] >> Uh what was I saying? But yeah, um but but and I also was thinking about this recently. I I don't know. What is the topic? I forgot. >> Uh we're talking about you put a gun in your mouth. >> Oh yeah. I just wanted to feel something. >> No, you wanted to know what what the hotline fool said. >> Oh um I don't I had a I had a um >> talking with the gun in your mouth. >> I want to go kill myself. >> Can you [laughter] >> Can you Can you just take the gun out for a second? >> I'm in bed. >> Were they effective? Did you feel like >> uh 100% not I called twice or twice or
9:19 three? >> They're still here. >> Huh? >> Okay. But it wasn't because of that. >> It was you. You did it. >> No, maybe it was. Maybe. >> Did they ask you to leave a review at the end? >> Yeah. Yeah. At the end they said it real quick. Please leave a four-st star review or I was going to get fired. [laughter] Um >> they're like, "Are you Wait, you're the Jason Chenny?" And then you're like, "Beep. >> I'm not here for a meet and greet." Okay. [laughter] >> I go like this. Yes. I feel better now. How do you score this past year? Scale of 1 to 10. >> Um, I I think every year I scored the I know this is really cheesy. It's not funny, but I I like it. It's 10. >> Cool. >> Nothing is 10, but it's 10. But every year is 10. If I if I survived it and but but it may be a different But if you ask me on a day >> Oh, I could have a one. >> So So is that why yesterday when we said how happy are you out of 10? You're like
10:09 I'm a 69, I think. >> But I think I lied. I thought about that like on my drive home. I was like, I don't think it was a 69. >> What was it? >> I think maybe it was like a 65. Maybe. [laughter] >> You're like, it's worse. >> It's such a small change. >> It's a See, this is what I'm talking about. >> Okay, this is what I'm talking about. >> Five is ████ It's a lot. >> Yeah, that's point4, by the way. 6.9 is 6. >> Whatever, brother. [laughter] >> Okay, math m. >> What's up with that? So, you're you're you're a 10 on the year, but you're a 65. >> That's what I'm saying. on the day on the day is bad but like if I look at like on the year it's like bro there's so many ups and down and it's colorful there's really sad times >> because he judges the year by a lower standard judges the day by a higher standard >> thank you >> holy [laughter] ████ >> when you average out a year that has
10:59 things like two point blah blah blah and then you end at a 10 out of 10 >> always end at a 10 >> 10 out of 10 because you get 10 points for surviving >> for surviving >> that's already worth 10 points >> yeah you survive and you look at What happened? >> Yeah, I'm just trying to make I'm trying to make sense of it. Trying to relate here. >> I get it. >> You know what? Some things doesn't make sense and just go with [laughter] it, man. Cuz there's a daily scale and an annual scale. >> This whole show's about. >> That's how I watch Candace Owens. That's the way I that's the attitude I go into Candace Owens shows with. >> That's fair. Okay. [laughter] >> But anyways, >> what was the thing? >> So, we're we're talking about you had a gun in your mouth. >> We're reflecting on the year. >> The year. Yeah. But what >> every time you say what's the thing, I'm just going to say you had cuz you had a gun. [laughter] >> That That hurt me every time. That hurt me every time. Each time I was like, why did I >> I take you back to that place. [laughter] >> Well, what about you guys? What What's like the thing? >> I haven't put a gun in my mouth.
11:49 >> No. >> No, but like how uh how was the >> I I'm I'm chilling. I I already I already went, so you go. >> Oh, yeah. Uh I mean, to answer the original question on whether or not this year went by too fast or if I'm like glad it's over, uh I think obviously with what's it was it was a good year. with what's coming. I'm just like really excited about like the craziest chapter of my life. >> That's cool. >> It'll be It'll dude. Rigs is going to be sick. Rigs, [laughter] >> it's kind of >> I hear you, Rigs. >> There's a lot of people have like having kids around the same age, too. >> And it's like there's that community, too, cuz then I've seen that there's like a separation that happens when you do have kids, when you don't have kids, and then you can't, you know, really hang. And then that kind of starts drifting away and all that. >> It's going to be sick when you have your kid and then Taika can be really bored
12:40 around him and be like, "Can we go home?" [laughter] >> Cuz he's too old. >> He doesn't know how to play with a baby. >> What the hell? I thought this sucks to play with a baby. >> Yeah, it's going to be It's going to be fun. I'm sure we're going to be able to connect a little bit more just being >> dads. Dads, man. >> No, you going to be busy for a little bit. >> Yeah, he's going to be He's got a whole he's got a schedule. That's true. >> No, no, no. you going to be? But that would be nice. What about you guys? >> He's he's asking if you can babysit is what he's saying. >> I like babies. >> Sit. >> So then So then I have a lot of free time, I guess. >> Yeah, I guess I guess I'll sleep really well. I'll be on this show. >> That's kind of sick. [laughter] >> What about you, Ryan? You want to leave this one behind? >> No, I think it's I uh Wait, what's the question? >> Do you like this year or do you want to leave it behind? >> I think I could do better next year with some things I wanted to do.
13:30 >> Yeah, I know what that is. Oh, like what's the >> proposed to smack? You didn't even do it. You didn't even ████ do it. >> You didn't ████ do it. >> Oh, you were gonna do it this year. >> Can you The more you mention it, the more I'm going to think of you when I do it. And I'm trying to I'm trying to shake that memory. [laughter] I don't want to make it about Steve Green. >> Listen, we did a video in LA about you proposing. Yeah, bro. What state we got to >> And I And I wish every person who's going to propose could have the luxury of having content about it before they do it. It's so fun. it. No, it's it's you're one of the only people I know where if you say something, I think you're actually going to do it and then you didn't do it. I'm like, what the ████ >> Oh, you said you wait. >> No, I didn't say you're going to do it this year, ████ >> Said you were going to do it. You gaslighting. >> You gaslighting piece of ████ >> Was ████ >> Yeah, but I'm not trying to wait for just the year to still be here. I'm trying to wait for a specific moment. >> Yeah, you're trying to wait for a ████ specific moment, man.
14:20 >> Yeah. >> You don't You didn't know that. You didn't know that. You didn't know that. What's the moment? >> Okay, I Let me share it with Steve first. Well, that's I might make it happen. [laughter] >> That's true. No, no, no. Uh, not it's not that. I'm thinking like I just wanted to meet more people when I got here. >> Meet more people. >> I think I got lazier about it. >> What you mean like you meet so many people? >> No. Like I I wanted to really meet cuz like when you compare community from LA where I lived every year of my life. >> Oh, I see. I see. >> Like the amount is so staggeringly different that I'm like >> I feel like there's so many dancers here. >> I'm not [laughter] I'm trying to meet every dancer. No, just like cuz like I think like my one of my res resolutions to myself, not even a New Year's one, but just a moving here one was like I need to leave the house where I need to like just cold meat. Cold meat in front of people. Yeah. How do you >> like salami?
15:10 >> You know, just like uh [laughter] >> I don't know. Waiter, the waiter drops a freaking uh tray. Oh, let me pick that up for you. Hi. You like comedy? [laughter] >> Dude, cold meat was the worst thing. [laughter] What? told me it's terrible. We should cut it. I'm going to make a >> Oh, he's >> What do you mean? What' you say about it? >> Salami. He said salami. That's [laughter] what he said. >> So stupid. >> We're going to cut it. Don't worry about it. You only >> You're going to cut his whole joke. >> We're going to cut it. It was too bad. [laughter] >> I didn't even hear it cuz I was answering your question. >> Hey, can you give us a hint at the moment you're looking for with Smack? >> No. Full. >> Are you waiting for a ████ shooting star or something? What is it? >> Nothing I want more than to separate your faces from this moment. >> Don't put us together. It's taking so long.
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