0:00 [Music] there was a jet skier okay thank you good sadness that was a good sign he um he was drowning okay in a in a plate he was like oh that was good that was good very nice i got an interpretive dancer with me here we go so he um he's drowning in in a south korea in a south carolinian lake south korea south carolina south korea nah i like south korea let's do something south carolinian let's do something keep swapping from a redneck to a k-pop star [Laughter] so he's he's drowning and a boater pulls up and rescues this guy and then the guy starts going ████ crazy on him you mean the guy that
0:51 drowned the guy who was drowning so he gets his life saved by this kick him off the boat i'll push him push him off is it because he's homophobic and he gave him cpr and he goes get off me oh or is he a somali pirate no oh that's interesting listen listen i'm the captain now they go over there sometimes yeah so the good samaritan good samaritan spots um this guy and his wife both struggling right pulls up in the boat gets them on board then the guy just starts to attack him does he push him back overboard uh no he pulled a gun and shot him which one the the jet skier the jet the rescuer guy shoots the jet ski guy i like his style holy ████ yeah blows his ████ head off
1:41 so it was like no that's exactly what that's what it says you're good man so he says that he didn't know what to do because the guy was going so crazy and they're in the middle of the ████ water and international waters though it's okay it's leaves exactly right international south carolina is legal right scary dude that happens in the water too i thought that was only a hitchhiking thing that's like the hitchhiker thing where you're like or this or is this guy playing like oh i'm drowning someone help me please and then he to go on that's how you jack boats yeah that's that he maybe the jet skier was a smalling pirate this whole time maybe that's the cover i love the cockiness of your city they're just like what are your theories ahead guys i gave mine what are yours [Laughter] somalian pirates so the guy who shot the other guy he's like yeah the guy was like pissed off
2:31 for saving him yeah he's like take me back to my ████ jet ski and then he shoves the guy's wife the boater guy who's white and then he's like he said there's snot and foam coming out of his nose and mouth and uh he felt like he had to he felt like the guy was trying to take control of the boat like he broke the kill switch he was making the rabies so he can't move it whoa and he just wanted to get to his jet ski he kept on talking about getting back to his jet ski and so he fires a warning shot he pulls out his gun he fires a warning shot and then he pistol whips the guy who grabs a hold of his arm and then they had a little scuffle and then he shoots the guy in the chest so he probably was on like drugs maybe maybe they need an autopsy report unless he just dumped him overboard and said i don't want a dead body and then wrote an article about it that's wild when you hear stories like that because like it's only the
3:21 survivor's account yeah that's true well apparently he was drinking truly extras which is uh that can be red flag red flag dude what's that red flag foul play the blueberry truly um they have this new one called extra or it's like it's got a little more of a kick it's got more of a kick so what was a guy doing jet skiing alone he's a truly ad you guys he's truly he wasn't alone he was with um he was with the chick oh so the jet ski guy was with the with the girl the boater was alone yeah oh no the boat was with his wife and the the jet ski guy was with his chick oh oh what did the jet skier's chick say about it she was she was confused why why he was being a weirdo and i mean she was trying to have his back because he wanted to get back to his jet ski but then once the struggle started she was like what the ████ and there was like a huge argument about everything
4:12 wow maybe he started flipping out because his girlfriend didn't save him and that's why he was upset he's like you bet you didn't have my ████ back you have my back why did you save me from drowning his girlfriend wasn't drowning um what's that his girlfriend wasn't drowning huh no she was struggling they were both struggling but he was having a worse time than her so it's like doesn't say older this guy ████ saved them and then he's like mad that they saved them the the the people who saved them were 70 years old and then uh oh ████ i can't tell how old the other people were but yeah it was the guy had a kid i guess the guy who died had a 10 year old son oh and there's a there's a toxicology um report being done because they obviously think that he's on drugs truly extra that ████ gets you crazy dude you need to take that off the shelves
5:02 dude alcohol it's like the modern bath salt it's wild out there because a lot of people were already struggling with regular truly yeah you think it's on some like weird like seizure type ████ that's some fentanyl ████ right there yeah where i don't know if it was like not saying like something in the water but if too much went into a system or he was like a near-death moment there's some sort of like is this hallucinating yeah i think some people are just massive ████ their whole lives and then that's just the point where they ████ met the immovable object i do have to say that they did find a blunt in his car well that should relax him yeah but he didn't smoke it maybe we all know isn't it that's probably what it is he probably is like it makes a psycho reefer stories like this where someone's willing out that that's the ████ first offense like i bet you this dude's
5:52 done ████ like that all the time and people are like he's irrationally raging and then this was just the guy that shot him like or what if they were like arguing and then they went and fell and he was already in a state of rage that could be he was probably ████ weird because you could see guys like that in the club all the time oh you're like oh your ████ your days are numb bro like something wrong you're gonna die one day and i'm sure the near-death experience didn't really help the whole situation he sounds like who knows he's all his s███'s elevated yeah everything's probably just so and then he's doing peach mango trees about it dude and he's doing peach mix that's the culprit stick to blunts man that's too dangerous six percent alcohol eight percent my bad i said twelve the normal ones are like six this is like we're talking about some serious ████ that's a threat to society sorry guys i said 12 earlier in the video i meant
6:43 eight sorry redacted yeah reduction editor can you have you guys ever driven like boats yeah around the lake yeah i love it it's just so fun how can you never take us i think that's another one of your rich stories no it's it's not you just it's like you have a golden boat or something no i just like because you're like people are just going hella fast and so if you know what it feels like to not have uh traffic lights you don't like you're just going you don't need a boat license no you just go and you're ████ going ham and then you look over there you're like oh ████ i'ma crash into this family so everyone just kind of slows me up and everyone's just kind of like you gotta use a lot it's like driving in asia just gotta kind of like use common sense a little bit and then if you jump off and you go swim around and you're like i could have sworn the boat was here but the boat will just drift off too that's why they got anchors dog no
7:33 but they don't give you the anchor the best part for bart is there's no poor people around when you're on regatta he's looking for some poor people to drown dude looking for some hydro bumps we should in lake communities you can get duis driving a boat drunk yeah yeah oh yeah but they're all rich anyway so and security is super interesting like all my neighbors have boats which is like i feel kind of left out because i don't have a boat yet but then yet but my uh my neighbors like every time that he's out there he told he he goes out there fishing but he you're not allowed to keep the fish you can only just fish and like hurt them a little bit and then put them back in their mouth why can't you eat the fish you're on the hoa thing you can't do it yeah and then
8:23 there's security out there and he says they always check on who's in all the boats so it's kind of a pain in the ass a little bit where it's like you're in the boat and like is it no who are you or is it this kind of boat they have they have all those out there they have ore in there though it's a batter i don't know this one cavehole eve they have those okay yeah yeah i want to i want to learn how to sail that's the next level rich boy i do want to learn how to sail that looks funny you ever seen those hawaiian dudes in the canoes yeah that looks tiring we should do that that should exhaust i don't want the tiring one i want like the rich white man you want to roll crew just all of us together bro let's just do that i want to wear some ████ loafers boat shoes i want us to wear polo and like an ascot and compete with other crews out there or do you want to get one with the sail
9:13 but you still just have a motorcycle yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll be the bad boys for that yeah your sailboat's loud as ████ and i feel like sailing is like a classy sport it's james but we'll start talking ████ to everybody oh yeah ████ you your boat sucks you know buying drinkers yeah yeah we'll throw trulies at them and ████ remember the first time we went sailing with our buddy and then um the engine cut and you didn't know how to turn it back on yeah and we had to go back and the wind was so ████ weak that day we were moving like slower than a grandma walking that ████ was so slow dude we're just waiting for the ████ grab my walking speed huh hell yeah dude dude that's like have you guys seen pictures from mount everest in video like where there's it's like a log jam up there yeah the stairway yeah it's like everyone's going like grandma speed up a mount everest yeah when it's cold it's
10:03 still dying still dying getting wrecked there's frozen bodies up there oh yeah hella they can't get them down yeah yeah that's pretty cool yeah it's nice to leave them yeah honestly hey that one uh recent next netflix documentary with the guy like a son it's all 14 of the higher teen peaks yeah nells or something yeah nails or nouns he was just not rogan right that guy men's palm was he then i saw a guy that climbed a bunch of mountains i was on salon i don't want to say his name wrong because he's so cool but i said it wrong already it's all right [Music]
// end of tape