0:00 [Music] welcome back to the career boys well we're gonna do an exciting episode of hot seat with a boy jr over here hot seat just if you've never played before you know it's where we like to get real intimate real close with our fellow guests over here now you're talking about not jerking off so i'm ready for this oh yeah yeah but we are so talking about joking that's what makes it hot yeah it starts cold and then it gets hot starts real cold set it off with a sterile question that's very boring yeah yeah give us a sterile question are you more of a pomade guy gel or moose that's actually a pretty good question i like that one that's a lot made it just like it holds the asian hair dude you got palm mate on i got palmetto right now i think what about hair wax do i care about i don't you know honestly i don't know the difference okay me neither i wanted you
0:51 to answer that ████ now dude but gel makes it to like i think i wore gel when i was like in eighth grade yeah that was like la looks part ellie look look it's all spiky because then like white kids put it on their hair like it would do something different whenever mine it was always straight anime like right away right up right yeah stiff and you can see your scalp whenever i gel my hair you can see my scalp for some reason i never met you before who are you friends with here uh i know gil oh here in this room i know nick we met each other actually 2019 right yeah we all trained together and through gilbert that's how we met each other oh so you know next group through gilbert i didn't know they knew each other i met him on the explore page of instagram wow you ████ slid into his dms yeah damn what would you look at what was that asian i
1:42 don't know i saw you performing and i was like oh this dude's funny yeah he's there and then that's how i hit you up and i was like hey would you ever want to come down on jk news yeah that's right and then i think so he didn't know that he knew nick and all that no for context performing means stand-up comedy but he was doing like music and comedy it was tight which is hard to do very hard to do so you go on an acoustic guitar ████ make jokes yeah yeah happy hanukkah happy honey come on yo face yeah nuts on a jewish girl yes i mean i have that's nice i don't care what you believe you know although man okay since you're talking about that already which ethnicity screams the loudest screams in general not not with sex or anything it's a jewish girl in what situation i don't know why it feels like my heart
2:32 says like anything like south america and hispanic i don't know why they're more expressive i'm saying this like from experience [Applause] it feels like a celebration or like a pinata just like like like a pinata just opens that's so poetic it's beautiful right you're just wanting all the candy here let me just open your pinata do you consider yourself a latino because you have latin mixtures oh does it feel like any latin lover features colonization uh why am i legitimate from colonization no i don't know it's weird i've never heard that one because it's always like pacific islander or asian but never got one latino i did audition for latino role did you get it no it was it was in the time where everyone was like no man only go for rolls under like your ethnicity like i i still went out for it hell yeah let me go see if i can get this latino role
3:22 i swear i've seen a mexican guy that looks like you before what's up what's the ethnicity which which ethnicity do you have sex with that you're like oh be quiet and then shut them and shut their mouth yeah i don't know i want them to be free dude freedom of speech in there oh that's the time man hey that's cool you're pretty cool dude you're pretty cool this guy tried to trip you up look you know some ethnicities you're like you're ruining the time especially the japanese porn i never had sex with me thank god japanese-american girls don't ████ moan like that it's not like a squeaky chair because i'm sitting collateral damage dude
4:12 let me show you what you're thinking jr why why did you get into stand-up comedy or how did you like what made you go like i'mma ████ make people laugh today uh dude i took a class in college i took there was a stand-up comedy class and i went to where where'd you go college you uc davis wow damn they got those kind of classes in colleges there was a guy who was who was doing it as like an elective course you could take for theater so i took that oh ty who's your teacher his name is brett duggan he lives here now and then you were like i love this ████ bro i got hooked man it's like a drug dude for the first one when did you start incorporating like the guitar in your act it was like a year in oh so i started with that class and then another comedy class uh part of the assignment was to write a comedy song and i wrote one called no homo that's time what was your favorite line in that song uh did i remember i did something i
5:02 didn't tell it about prison sex in it or something nice yeah that's that's a good kind yeah you got to say it right after comedy for a nice guy oh yeah yeah dude i don't know man i think on stage i just like like to talk about that stuff yeah i wouldn't take you for like a no-homo prison gangster sex yeah it's like not jacking off for a year but then on stage i just talked about jacking off that's true comic right there no i don't know man i don't know i don't know where it comes from how long have you been doing it uh 10 years 10 years yeah wow what's your favorite city to perform in oh man i love sacramento and san diego weather right the weather san diego diego's where i recorded my album just because it's like my favorite city you got an album yeah is it like comedy album or like you also just sing outside of comedy comedy comedy oh ████ it's on spotify mm-hmm but then spotify i think just removed all comedy or something really yeah do you hear about that because they didn't
5:52 have the licensing for it and they just got found out for that or something so there's how do you get licensing for it yeah they didn't have like the proper stuff to like actually pay out so somebody was like um excuse me you can't say hana come like we don't have licensing for hanukkah yeah that sounds like a blurry line like so it just can't be funny yeah who's the comedian referee that's like yup you could do it and like you can't do it who's that guy what's that dmx song where it's singing christmas songs rudolph the red red that's so weird i think it was like a legal issue that they're figuring out right now how to like have comedy on there and pay the comics because i think before they weren't they weren't paying them properly but what's the difference between that versus a musician that's doing comedy or maybe those maybe those royalties are worked out already oh got it got it yeah because this is like spoken word yeah so they weren't sure
6:43 how to pay what's the what's the word uh describe the time that you bond the worst through the philippines man really i was in my home country they're like yeah so i went up what happened this is not funny this is so stupid because how come i saw joe coy go to philippines and he killed it he crashed i wish he was my son bart is a very asian dad though that's something very ancient that entered the question is so funny is uh joe koi is better than you i went up this guy did uh stand up in tagalog and then he crushed it like 30 minutes straight and then i went up and did it in english and they were just like no i want that tagalog it was better and then and then so like bombed like 30 minutes straight is it because they didn't understand the ref no they they
7:34 understand even with the guitar they didn't like it no i did and then they they brought the guy back on oh that bad yeah double disc damn he's like no bring the other guy this guy's so bad yeah they're like that made me sad [Laughter] i want to laugh i don't like that one i didn't like him that one not so much how did you feel after it was weird because my friends were there and ████ like my friends were like visiting the philippines so i you know that thing i had to explain to them afterwards like you know sometimes that happens yeah they were like nah did you say that they never saw you again was it your good material it's just the crowd i did all my best ████ yeah yeah ████ are you gonna go back to the philippines anytime soon i probably i want to yeah was it your only philippine show you see what joe feels like when he does that have you done other shows in the philippines i have yeah so they were
8:24 okay or like yes i had good sets because i was like if that's your only show i'm like maybe you need a new set for the philippines specifically philippine set i know man damn where'd you smash it the most like the hardest like you're like i ████ roasted this right you know there's a show in in vegas called the dirty at 12 30. yeah so fun i have a song called amputee girlfriend that's good other rooms i can't really do it but over there dude it's like 30 at 12 30 is it like midnight that's when it's at 12 30. yeah so the show finishes like at two in the morning everybody in there is amputee it's crazy they love it dude the vegas is crazy how do they clap there's two plastic arms just what's the uh weirdest porno you ever jacked off to
9:15 damn no dude i know specifically because i know it's because i remember afterwards thinking like you know after you come you felt ashamed i knew i probably should have jerked off to that i know that feeling was that one what was it it was like halloween and so i think this girl was like dressed up as like a demon so you're like feeling like that that's there it's not that bad no and then what happened what happened what's the part that's ████ up uh well just because it was so realistic it wasn't like you know i'm wearing like a like i got this at party city demon outfit she had like the contacts like her eyes were all blacked out oh like horror film yeah costume horror i felt like i was jerking off to a horror film but you liked it a little bit it was a part of me that i didn't know was in there that i got to know that i got to go you were just in the mode of the the season like if you did that during ████ thanksgiving i've been like bro what's wrong with you
10:05 halloween was over yeah or like easter easter oh even worse because during that time you got to do easter bunny porn you know during christmas you got to do the whole santa orgy ████ you know it only makes sense today's video is brought to you by amazon music since you're listening to the show i think it's safe to say that you love podcasts and comedy talk shows oh i do and you'll find a ton of binge-worthy podcasts just like ours on amazon music amazon music has more than 10 million free podcast episodes to listen to like hilarious podcast smartlist one week before everyone else ad free right on amazon music but amazon music isn't just for listening to podcasts they have thousands of music stations and top playlists to listen to for free and no matter what you're
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12:37 ████ i think it was wednesday what day is today friday today's friday on wednesday yeah what why oh dude i was that i was at church and you know how they can like pray for you and stuff yeah so i went up i was like feeling good i was like i'd probably just do like a a weak ass prayer right now then i went up and like she asked me some like real ████ and i started talking about some like family stuff or something and then she asked you she asked me i think it was because like i didn't do thanksgiving with my family this year i did like i did it separate and so i was just like talking about how i haven't like talked to a family member for like two years and the second i like just started it i was like you know in a good thing and that she ████ up your day dude yeah the ████ is wrong with you started crying you have a bad relationship with their parents no my parents was good then what do you mean you have a senior family have like a not a great relationship with my brother
13:29 that's deep dude that is dude what happened with you and your brother oh he's one more okay yeah i don't know you don't want to go yeah he wants to pull 52 now he's 1252. yeah it goes up we turned it up a little bit 1252. you know it was kind of like what he was talking about before too we had like a yeah sociopathic brother too i had like a strained relationship with him yeah now ████ his ass up for you dude yeah we will we will now see danger boys yeah even like saying this stuff on like you know here i feel like i'm i don't i don't know how if he saw it how you'd respond to it so we haven't talked like two years and do you want to talk to him though you want to like rekindle that uh if it feels like good i think i would but i think i'm like taking my time so what about your upbringing that's cool in the beginning and it went weird we've like done we've had some good times he's like a funny guy you know yeah yeah older younger
14:20 older how many years uh like a year and a half oh okay so pretty that's different dude one year that's like close that's pretty close yeah i haven't talked to my brother in like a decade so like i got you beat homie oh yeah try again man [Laughter] that's crazy so who's the comedian you like you know you don't really like to watch or do you think is over hyped somebody you don't really ████ man over hyped oh ████ ████ this guy man we're like you deserve to be on the stage like everyone's laughing and you're just like what the ████ is so funny i don't know i don't know if i can think of a comic like that because every time i see a comic even if everyone's laughing i know like that they've had to go through so much ████ to just like to get it there yeah to even get it to that point unless they're
15:11 like stealing jokes and like it's really really hacky or something who's the number what kind of like style of comedy you think is oh that's me that's not a good question who do you think is really hacky you really want me to sit on something yeah that's the point of the show we need to turn it up a little bit yeah submissions you don't have to you don't have to answer that we just want to tag them that's it non-comedian it doesn't have to be in the comedy scene so you don't like ████ ████ up the situation you're in your own ecosystem but if you could just sock anybody in the face first and last name who would it be person last name how about you don't have to do it but you asked me to do it yeah who is it yeah yeah i have a better question who would you want which comedian would you want your brother to fight to fight yeah they're gonna fight each other and ████ each other up he had to fight him yeah oh god man that's such a hard this is a hot seat we gave him like 20 different questions you gave him so many elements to work with
16:01 we're just going to say this one's too hard let's make it harder i got it i got another one i one even harder who's your number one enemy in the cod of cop in a comedy space who you got a rival i don't think this guy has rivals in the companies i don't know man i've had like i've had ████ where like i've had a thing where i've had to like talk to other comics about what should i do in this situation like i want to ████ you up but i don't know what to do but i think i just had to just you gotta like i don't know i gotta like let it go kind of kind of thing or what's your how about this what's your comedy pet peeve like if you're performing with somebody somebody like nice piece pump shoes or something like that like what is something that i really like is like man i can't believe this guy did that or that's kind of not that cool okay something this isn't this isn't like a big huge deal thing but when someone's talking ████ about somebody and they were before them
16:51 oh and it's like well that guy can't like say anything back or something they just keep roasting the dude or something to me it's like better if you can roast and like go back and forth yeah yeah yeah it's almost like a low blow it's almost like punching someone and running really fast yeah yeah yeah you run away yeah wait come back yeah yeah it feels like that you can't even fight does someone ever do that to you after like in a set uh i've had a few times because i play music so people will like talk ████ about like the music and stuff but they'll try to punching bag you a little bit they do have those stupid-ass hosts sometimes that they don't have much material so they'll purposely pronounce mispronounce people's names because they think it's funny i had a guy who was like hey this is my good friend this is my best friend and comedy dude i love this guy give it up for aj gomez i was like and you're like how is it even funny to someone in the first time hearing your name they'll just think you're aj goldberg yes that's like what's that just funny
17:42 between you and him do you have a really good heckler story i did have a show in um like washington but it was already like a bad show it was like a bowling alley slash casino slash like salsa night whoa damn what the hell somebody i think there was only like two people in the audience but for this kind of casino thing they they have to have entertainment anyway so they're like just keep going and uh somebody was in the crowd like they just started throwing like ice at me oh my god and i was the opener i wasn't even closing it out so i can't like kick them out for the headliner and like i asked like the security like hey like can you guys get this guy out like they didn't do ████ yeah he was just drunk chucking ice at you yeah so i just didn't get your guitar ████ smash him over the ████ head with it i think i was like two years in so i don't know how to like handle a heckler or anything people that make it deserve it man yeah
18:34 so much ████ company's so hard yeah dude did you ever have someone tell you like that you're not going to make it in comedy does that that person never comes to mind ████ make it just set up a ████ i think of like joe coy right yeah joe messaged me yeah that's a wreck i could only be one filipino i don't know i saw your set in the philippines i killed it out there i don't know [Laughter] what's your greatest fear in the world yes comedy or fear commodities of the world world how about both dude world war three bro during the pandemic do you think it's gonna happen i don't know i mean it it feels like it every there's a sequel it feels like there's gonna be if you if you need a place to stay you could come hang out with us we got guns that's what i think about like what would i be in world war iii you'll be
19:25 the guy that drives the van you have a lot of experience you did van life we were talking about the gang bang bus thing right the yellow the yellow bus the yellow bus bus secret that's true no i got covered during the pandemic and then i watched like during the in the van by yourself no no [Laughter] patient zero this one was spreading it like bull rap it's full yeah i'm the one that brought it here this guy was bad life being in 2019 and ████ by himself oh ████ after that i just for some reason i just watched like world war ii documentaries because i think i really thought like world war iii was gonna happen i think a lot of people yeah once all the toilet paper left the shelves man people were like ████ i was stocking up in like beans and ████ rice like telling these guys
20:15 amen we gotta have a ████ escape plan yeah we're ready to go did you ever make escape never needed to what's the what piece of laundry do you regret the most coming on oh dude anything that's like a family members really yeah like when you've grown up as a kid you know busted nuts on your like brother's sock or something yeah like like a family sock on his shirt that he was wearing because then i when i see them where are you guys shared clothes we just like counted downs hand me down gum so do you see it like you see your mom wearing the sock you're like oh why are you wearing that one oh man like she's walking out i think like you know you know as a kid like when you just like oh what's in this room like i need something to come into or is that just me i don't know i'm just saying it like it's a very general you know when yeah and uh prepare to just horny just do it and then later you bust something when you're young right that's right well we
21:05 also had like a shared computer it was like i was at the age where we only had one computer in the house yeah so we had to do like a sneak mission into the computer room yeah and stop in the laundry room like grab something in there to come into so calm about it so proud of this show for being able to like go from like your greatest spirit to back to like ejaculation like immediately you know these are like my conversations with my best friend is like either like coming and crying like it's like when are you thanks for calling us your best friends man that's sick dude dude you guys are very welcoming man thank you for sharing this is a safe place bro it's a great hot season it's a very safe place yeah joe makes us feel safe he's going to kill everybody for us if you want him to yeah i like that you need somebody just off that's your guy i won't do it anymore because i'm i i pledge my allegiance for abstinence and non-violence abstinence and killing or whatever never mind okay i got friends and killing it we need to rescind that offer i got friends careful boys
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