0:00 [Music] so there was a uh a man who was charged with killing a chinese delivery man over duck sauce oh man you gotta have ducks also and you forget duck sauce though dude and but one day but when they went through his refrigerator his refrigerator was full of duck sauce what the ████ that's crazy this guy's not just nut he's just he's not nuts the s was silent do you think he wanted room temp duck sauce i think that's really the question because once it gets cold you know it becomes like uh wait i think i heard of this ████ spend time trying to back up his logic real quick wait try no this s███'s kind of sad dude i remember this one how'd this go what was the situation so it is a uh this guy is a condiment obsessed kind of random
0:51 dude he's a reporter he's a hoarder that's the right one dude he's got taco bell packets all over the ████ place nowadays you know what i don't care i don't i don't understand i don't know why this guy couldn't just go to the market and buy duck sauce like why did he have to get the ████ the the the plastic would they fill up your ████ it's like you could have got the ████ duck sauce yourself i think we're asking the wrong questions maybe it's more like why did he kill somebody but i i can understand why you would go there first we know why because it's the duck sauce no it's a lacquer nuts no nuts no no he's not that's how i said it criminal you have to get inside the mind of a criminal that's what i was i don't watch that mine hunter ████ yeah i'm saying fbi this ████ is fire so this condiment obsessed queen's murder suspect was a hoarder i don't know if that's derogatory uh he ordered
1:42 sweet and sour duck sauce in his refrigerator but um even though he had a bunch he still got super pissed off at this chinese food delivery guy and had a feud with him that led to him uh eventually kind of stalking this chinese delivery guy uh and on the day of his disappearance and or murder uh was allegedly walking around the restaurant multiple times looking for him and then eventually uh followed him to a spot and shot him dude there's footage of this i saw it um he was on a bicycle after he did a delivery and you see the guy going out and then he's walking up and he just blasts them point-blank dude it's actually really sad because they did an interview on um the store owner and then they're and the store owner was like crying and she was just like we told the ████ cops multiple times this guy was harassing us he kept
2:32 he keeps coming to our business like they did nothing so then to me i was like dude that's when it made it real like that sucks dude like the cops can't do nothing because he hasn't really committed yeah there's no crime yeah but then maybe they can get him on trespassing maybe they can tell him like yeah like whatever but i don't know what the rules are behind that but there were multiple times that they reached out to the police and asked them to do something and then it wasn't until after they killed like they that he got killed where they were able to catch him and all that but that's that's kind of what sucks police said they've been building a case against this dude his name is hirsch uh so after he kills someone they're like we got him now they didn't have anything else besides him like following because they were learning he had been involved in ongoing tensions with the manager at the great wall restaurant which is another restaurant um [Music] this was starting in november the crazy
3:22 guy when he was yeah when he was fierce there wasn't enough duck sauce for him to take home from his meal on that one so he was already in a feud with that um and then yeah you're right though joe like you can't really there was nothing on him you just was pissed off and bothering them because you wanted more duck sauce so you know what we need to do we need we need asian we need asian hate patrol like no what i mean by that east coast version because we do that here we do that on the west coast yeah we got monterey park covered but what we need is like these two blocks at least yeah the triads used to do this right where you couldn't go to the cops but then you told the triads like look there's this ████ nut that comes into the restaurant and he's ████ ████ up please do something ████ shrimp boy and he goes i got you you know oh my god he comes up and he's like hey you want to ████
4:12 at the restaurant ████ ████ say the last part sooner please no wait you wanna ████ that's not bad at this restaurant if the guy says yes then then you're really in trouble yeah you're like all right can i stick this in your mouth right the sad part is that that protection racket is the crime that is a crime because they prey upon but it started back in the day it started as an actual protection like security group because ████ like this was happening in chinatown back in the old days so it started good got corrupt later damn it always happened just like the boy scouts we got greedy and catholicism and government and government government um this guy hersh uh actually had 10
5:04 previous sealed arrests and has pleaded not guilty and is being held without bail the rest that's uh i don't know it's so it's like on your record but you can't see what it's like yeah that's what they yeah they black out your ████ uh your record yo yeah why did they get that right it's like don't tell anybody you're right criminals get all the rights man they do also not been charged with a hate crime in this case because it's uh more of his obsessive nature versus a uh because he might be going to taco bell and starting with them no he looks he looks like a guy that works at a bagel shop good thing he's wearing a mask though yeah no seriously yeah good things that's good he's from queens he's from queens where is he going to get his duck sauce in prison now that's true now we're asking the right questions now you're gonna get dick sauce
5:57 or duck dick there you go what's the prison price for duck sauce don't feed the dancers you know they gotta get it in there through the ass right we're chilling that's duck butter children okay damn man that sucks dude i i this is this is when i feel like i miss gangsters yeah because you know like a lot of these things didn't really go down because the gangsters were too busy harassing the restaurant not doing it like they used to i know now you got crazy like did you ever do that in your gang days no but i knew people who did you ever break some legs how's your chance bring the councilman like do what you didn't do before you know what the people that i knew that the way that they did it like so by the time it was my generation so they did this like in the older generation right by the time it was my
6:48 generation everyone was just it was a racket like an extortion racket everyone just knew to go to the cafes go there hang out and then they'll pay you and stuff and then like the older guys did it i was too young i was like 14 15. but then um it became to the point where like everyone was just getting payments from the restaurant and they weren't doing anything to protect it sometimes even causing more issues because they would fight at the restaurant so i mean like yeah that's probably what ended up happening it's like they ████ it all up but i do know that in chinatown i've heard of stories where like there would be crazy dudes that would just come in you know how chinatown was like a little indoor plaza right where they had uh just like t-shirts five for ten dollars all these things right fruit stands and then there'll be guys that will come in i guess like crazy dudes that would just grab things throw them up like fight
7:39 with the people right and then these old gangsters will come out and then they'll just have like two guns in their jacket and they'll just show them and then they're like you want trouble and then they'll look at them they'll be like oh ████ and then they just walk away and i'm like wow that's a crazy story i haven't witnessed it but i heard of it so i don't know if it's real the legend of you on tribal yeah you want trouble that's why jackie chan always says i don't want trouble he knows he knows what he's done like that's how he de-escalates the situation before he i think it escalates the situation honestly but he's like this don't want trouble isn't that how like because when when i was in japan and we visited the red light district i remember our friends were like hey when you're like standing outside like if you're hanging out outside of businesses in the red light district if you're too loud or you're kind of like just joking with your friends like sometimes a guy will just come out
8:30 and just kind of look at you just to make sure that she's shut up yeah you just like kind of just monitor your activity that's enough yeah and it's like he's like oh that's like yakuza basically what they do is like if you attract too much attention then they'll just like kind of okay i love the nonchalance of like yeah we're in japan we're at the red light district and uh this happened of course this is before i was plotting hookers of course about 15 to 20 minutes before and the guy was still looking at me so when all of us came out after our blow jobs and we were raiding our experience and high-fiving each other walking out like this and then these gangsters came out and stared us down and we're like well we're not going to talk about our blow jobs here we're going to go over there to yoshinoya ████ wasn't that funny for blow job anyway my first time visiting the red lights
9:20 district uh as a tourist in uh amsterdam my second time was not uh in amsterdam did you see dutch gangsters um i don't know but what i did see was other than one dude who like walks out of the door and he's like sweating he's like oh and he high-fives his friend which was hilarious so good later on down the street i saw this other this black dude he had like one of his flip phone cameras at the time and he was like kind of like taking photos of his girl in the in the booth and she was like no no no no and then this ████ huge other black dude comes out like security takes his phone rinse and hat throws on the floor and pushes him away no way he's like oh ████ he ripped it in half like that yeah because it was one of those razors not the other one this is like it's back in like 2007. imagine if you had the nokia brick it's a sidekick flips it
10:10 dude it's like the galaxy note 3 it's like this ████ big and it's foldable yeah it's nice he flips open the sidekick and cracks it in half dude i'll be sick dude he flips over the side he sidekicks it that's why you need a dummy phone for the first time that's how desperate you are for the red light district photo you go and then you go babe i have two phones so that if the guy breaks it when i'm in the red light just trick it to my phone it's a burner phone i'm taking pictures of hookers why do you have two phones you just start taking out different things you take out a twix just everything to split into yeah just like how about this how about that otter pop he's just perfectly breaking the hat the there's a city and uh an otter pop japan where they have the headquarters for the largest mafia there i think it's
11:02 nakatomi plaza nakatomi plaza uh i think it's kobe i don't know but it has a hundred thousand members right and it's it's actually rated the safest city in japan because no one wants to do petty crime there because if you do petty crime there it's like you're not going to get caught by the cops you're just going to get murdered oh that's giving me texas wives so it's like super safe so it's like you have little grandma you know walking safe in the middle of the night our country needs to be run by fear again welcome to texas welcome all right see if you go [Laughter] [Music]
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