0:00 I throw up so hard that I'm sore the next day though like when I throw up it's not like like I've seen people have peaceful throws like just like this I'm like hey welcome back to another super fun episode of the careful boys and today big round of applause we have silent Mike in the building come on baby always it's a good time I feel like you guys used to not like me here now I feel like so welcome when did we not like you I don't know I'm not getting a round of a ████ Applause to show up be like Mike's here again like we got to develop a relationship you can't just here since 2012 I wasn't here with you and the first time I thought you said 2022 no like 2012 2013 I think bro yeah that's why I was like I I thought that we we knew him way long it was just a round of applause we're not making the whole ████ video about you all right here we
0:50 go yeah that was weird that was weird hey can you just rela opportunity all right when you're sick all right what are some things that you eat drink watch Etc what are your things that you do to get comfortable or better what's your thing straight to bed what kind of I don't ████ around what are you talking about any kind of stomach fluck like real sick sick like sick from the dick or is it the flu sick from the dick always straight to it if I'm pretty sick I'm going straight to bed because I'm going kill it yeah if you like are kind of sick and you keep trying to like oh I'll tough it out tough it out you're going to be sick for a week it prolongs it yeah I'm trying to kill this ████ sleep I go straight to bed and then I don't think the foods actually help but I do have some ████ I'll eat like an aai bowl or a smoothie I don't think that's actually doing even if you got a cold you're going for like cold stuff
1:40 probably it's got a bunch of vitamins and ████ and like normally you don't have a huge appetite when you're sick and that stuff's easy to eat yeah and it's sweet I drink a lot of water yeah water Gatorades what about soup ginger ale ████ you do soups I don't like soup I love soup who doesn't like soup especially when you're sick get some f action soup obviously eating soup I just don't like soup I make it myself you what the you know what the secret is when you're sick you go Fu you go Chien chicken chicken Fu chck like what the f██████ chicken noodle soup he no he said a word that I don't think we're allowed to say f f yeah like that is that I did I say it right I know pretty good right thank you I love a chicken nudy soup you got to go chicken NY with you what I do when it when I'm even pre sick so even when I start feeling like what the ████ is that ████ itchy nose is that allergies and if I take allergy med Med and my nose is
2:31 still itchy then I know okay it's no longer allergies it's like ████ pre sickness the first thing I do is when I go home I either fill up a bathtub like super hot with water or I go to a sauna and I just do that for like 30 minutes cuz like this is my bro science but you know how like the reason why you have a fever is because trying to burn ████ yeah cuz the viruses and bacteria they're adapted to your 98° temperature so when you have a fever it's your body's way of elevating the temperature and zapping them so I'm like let me just zap them harder yeah on my own so I go into a SAA I go into ████ hot hot tub and I ████ try to kill the ████ then I make I make like ginger honey lemon soup and then I just try to I I do like the silent mic method where I try to knock out so I can make it as short as possible so I can get over it versus trying to like tough it out but then it ends up being like a two
3:21 we cold or some ████ all my sicknesses like they like they they're done in like 48 hours cuz of that I just sleep it through like crazy I just ████ drink a ton of liquids I haven't been sick since 2021 what's the uh ████ uh feda fever starve a cold you ever heard that oh yeah yeah yeah feed the fever starve the cold AKA you always want to be warm if it's if you have a cold you don't let yourself stay cold so you like stay warm if you have a fever and you're hot you feed that fever and you stay hot so it's always about staying hot I don't know what the hell it means but I have a I have a special drink I now I get I guess I thought I had to do with food well why you eating ████ cold deid and ████ I don't know because I like them that's why I was questioning for some reason when I'm sick too I eat a bunch of junk food well there's probably a lot of vitamins and the ████ fruits
4:11 right so then your your body's like I want some vitamin C I don't really believe that ████ either as Bart knows I'm pretty anti like everything but like when I'm sick I'll slam a ████ ton of vitamins for no reason yeah all like ████ Postmates like ginger shot yeah I'll just play games with my own head even though I don't believe it but Ginger does make you feel better though cuz it just like Burns Burns you like a ████ it's burning something ginger tea is pretty fast you have a drink you I do oh yeah it's called Jesus Juice all right I need that okay it's hibiscus it's honey it's lemon and you boil a whole ████ thing of Ginger it's spicy as hell that sounds like you chop up the ginger and you boil a living life out of it so it's all juster the ginger finds Jesus in that moment and I swear to God you drink that ████ and then you taste the passion of
5:01 of Christ dude specifically Jesus I don't really like medicine either but I'll do like a like put myself in a NyQuil coma n regardless of the sickness I'll put at like 9:00 a.m. or 900 p.m. and then try to sleep like 9: to 9 yeah 9 to: I'll try I can't sleep that much anymore 7 hours and I'm up that's why you need nil but then when I'm sick I could do a good 10 nil donkey sleep is a thing I get five hours I can only do five hours I can only do ████ five hours what about with nightquil too oh nightquil knocks me the ████ out yeah nqu is the ████ that's J honestly NyQuil is that's it end the video dude just yeah you sleep the whole time just sleep bro I felt like this last night I felt like I was getting sick all week and I I had to and I was getting like 4 hours every night of sleep oh no and then last night I actually got some sleep and I feel so much better today I thought I was going to have a cold I thought I was going to be ████ up
5:51 sometimes I wish I could get sick again because I miss thlu you can still have some nah thlu while you're sober I mean not sober thlu when you're not sick it's not the same it feels better when you're not comfortable and then you drink THU slip dude she get Hammer drug just slaming therapist with like drug Taco Bell at 2 a.m. theru while you're alone I mean when you're at a party yeah therap Le drunk and you're out of alcohol so you switch to that's some degenerate ████ dude yo that ████ will probably hit though yeah the scissor did you know they had to recall theru back in the day and then change the formula cuz they had some illegal ████ in there I mean even I think California can't even get like real psea fed really it's like an Off
6:41 chemical yeah you can't first of all psea fedit cuz I think you make like meth speed or some ████ from it my mom complains about it all the ████ time my sister lives in Oregon she sends us real susea fed yeah exactly cuz they used to have like the real ████ you could knock out a coal with it real quick but then people start making meth with it ████ meth heads dude ruining everything the the minute my sleep goes down the drain that's like the first thing that happens is I get sick if I have like yeah if I have like let's say three or 4 days like if I'm traveling or I'm not getting enough sleep almost immediately I'll get sick the next week I'm the same way when I used to travel for work when I worked with a different company and I would have to work crazy ass hours uh i' literally get like sick as ████ every time I came home like bad like a bad flu for 3 Days fever 103 travel will ████ you up man I used to
7:31 mess with your sleep cycle and that it's just sleep dude I swear to God Co made me like invulnerable to any sickness now I haven't been sick either since me too maybe Co was a great thing maybe that was the last thing that got me sick I might get like a little tickle here there or think that something's going to happen and I'm fine I haven't had like a virus or a cold but I've had like I ate like bad ████ and then yeah diarrhea or whatever vom that's always on the table dud yeah that's may be worse F food poisoning is the ab I've only had real food poisoning like once where it's just coming out of every hole just once you lucky son of a ████ Taco Bell bro F PO is one of the best ████ diets of like 10 lb in 3 days you get abs you're guaranteed ABS after it's ████ sick I hate it but what if I'm like kind of chubby in that season you're just praying there's a part of me your meat out before you cook it yeah you know do
8:21 Taco Bell did it to me and throwing up I don't know if I thrown up since like throwing up is one of the worst things on the planet I could do like a fever but like throwing up dude I kind of like throwing up cuz it feels good after feels great never that's junk throwing up oh no I'm thinking of like you had something bad yeah I had a I had this um food truck burrito one time that was insane I like broke out in hives dude it was ████ crazy I had to call in a sick from work the next day it was like 15 years ago and like I was like shivering and bed and ████ like I had the real deal and that felt good no throwing it up throwing it up people say that about like too much beer and ████ and then throwing up but I've never really done that either when you're full in your throw yeah it's easy to think I mean once you get past the pain of that short moment afterwards especially when you're like too drunk and then you throw up and then suddenly you're like coherent there's part of you that's hey
9:12 give me a shot yeah give me he's back I'm in the game and then like 12 minutes later I throw up so hard that I'm sore the next day though like when I throw up it's not like like I seen people have peaceful thrs like just like this I'm like and I can't even it's that ████ loud I can't even control it and the next day I'm like oh ████ my ████ diaphragm what the ████ well when it's like coming you like start drooling I feel like I'm like a Rabbid dog and I get like a mini panic attack like oh here here we go start crying and then you look up and your eyes are blood shot that freaks me out I've never had a peaceful one I've seen peaceful ones too our buddies drinking cuz I don't drink that much I've had the Buddies like yo hold on bro then they're like right back in just water Legend Never mine is like flexing every bone your buddy's my buddy now all those
10:03 guys they they know they know it's coming it's like routine I hate that that's crazy you said uh sick uh like what you watch too I love uh this is a tangent side kind of but being sick the one good thing and s█████ weather oh yeah getting on a couch and watching like movie marathons is one my favorite sweat and if I'm sick or that the weather's bad it like calms my entrepreneur brain like oh we're we're supposed to do this like don't feel guilty for being lazy right now it's raining like is telling you to chill yeah so like that's the one time I feel like it actually relax like all right I'm supposed to be about today that's true that's it feels like the crops are just you can't deal with the season wrong to work dude in Vegas cuz like we get some hardcore weather sometimes it'll like be hailing or something bro what about that last flood I was there for that holy ████ well the best thing about that too is they're always like
10:53 Vegas is flooded and I'm like the link is flooded nothing's ████ flooded not where we're at the link was built like in the s████████ place where like all that water goes those videos do look crazy it looks like the universal tour when the fake blood comes people walking like I'm like where the ████ are you Swedish there's Swedish people just trying to gamble for the first time and they're walking across a ████ the Red River my mom calls me I'll make sure that she sees me on FaceTime like outside like it's like fine Mom what are you talking about she thinks I'm in a canoe or something just cuz the link is for it's always the link okay it's not us but yeah um huh that ████ no cuz it's a great it's a great little excuse like if it's Halen or some ████ it's a great little excuse to be like I can't go anywhere turn on some TV I like that watch a Star Wars movie or some ████ Bro Lord of the Rings Lord of the Rings Star Wars and Harry Potter cuz they're just
11:43 you can't miss yeah you can't miss somehow I'm closer to you all of a sudden what the ████ that's the most excited he's been I'm also further from both of you now I don't okay this ████ I don't think has seen Star Wars I don't even ████ think you know the difference between that and Star Trek or Harry Potter huh wait not even one of them oh ████ I know for a fact he doesn't those three are like which the OG uh obviously the OG's are the best but I I'm I like young Anakin bro I like a little pod racing and then the whole Hobbit series is actually really good yeah Clone Wars War clone wars is a good time with it Lord of the Rings obviously bangs top to bottom and Harry Potter too what's your favorite Lord of the Ring favorite Lord I mean it's probably two it's probably the towers it it's kind of a lowkey yeah the battle Helm Deep that's a crazy War though walking trees big ████ trees Tak forever yeah it
12:35 does they are journeying a while watching the extended edition bro 5 hours sign me up it's pretty long grab me some ████ I'll go Lord Into The Hobbit I think it's about 4 hours dude the hobbits are kind of underrated they're not as good clearly but they're good yeah yeah but because they're done later the graphics are a little bit better bro the way that the camera is cuz they shot with too many frames I throw up watching the commercial Dude too brutal like like a BBC show you got to get more tough that was a little soft I'm ████ soft I can talk about you guys tell you're talking about Pokemon and ████ you seen Lord of the Rings no shot that's like actually like Cinema like for your little nerd ass cuz I like them cuz they're dork ████ but he likes like movies Lord of the Rings is a movie it's a movie I like Game of Thrones isn't that similar yeah so go watch Lord of the Rings dude I knew a guy who had a
13:25 ████ ring ring and he put it on a necklace and he walked around school with it I was like damn dude this movie is gay so I could never get into L of the Rings after that yeah CU you got to bully him all that ████ was lame when we were kids I went to like a weird school so no one like made fun of us you know but at a normal school if you were into like Star Wars at my age yeah you're getting beat up well if you had a lightsaber you were still tight though n dude say who bro no way I had the legit replica ones I'm trying to go to Disneyland right now get like the $300 one yeah that you're going to go make the lightsaber ████ boy ████ soft ass ████ ████ yeah it's going to be red I'm on the dark side dude how how can you be soft on the dark side have you seen it have you seen the ceremony it is the funniest ████ thing it is so ████ I had a padle on braid for a sec oh ████ you have The Robe it's getting further and further to leave hey have you have you
14:17 been to the lightsaber battles where people do that ████ legit bro I had the the pad braid like four years ago it wasn't that long that was kind of hot I might start working out just so I can beat your ass it's like a bully you like Harry Potter though no I don't like Harry Potter ████ that I'm way too cool for for Harry Potter you got to like Star Wars I love Star Wars I love Star Wars but I don't like the new ones yo it's hard to be a Star Wars fan nowadays they're very all right are you watching Ahsoka though Ahsoka is kind of dope okay I heard the first three episodes suck though uh they're all right but it it finally feels like Star Wars again what about Mandalorian Mandalorian is pretty good though that's John fa it doesn't feel Star Wars it feels like a western it's good John favro is just good yeah it's good but it doesn't feel like Star Wars where shoka feels like Star Wars that's why Clone Wars the cartoon after the last Last Jedi I don't give a ████ about Star War the old wait was the old one 456 yeah yeah yeah
15:08 technically yeah 456 and one one two three bro you go back and they're kind of good I think I think one completely blows but two and three are cool Darth Ma's fire Darth ma in the battle with Quon Jin you know what we're talking about it all I like Darth Maul Darth Maul he has a red face right with all the crazy lines that looks cool I like I'd rather just watch the clips on YouTube than watch the whole movie gu cuz the fight scenes are pretty cool great fighten the jarar s███'s whack as ████ I love jar I do too what about padne dude Natalie Portman's hot she's but she's also 15 you sick ████ in the movie no shot oh Padme Padme is Natalie Natalie Portman is it yeah you're sick Natalie Portman is we were we were like I was probably 15 15 Natalie's probably my age right SI I have no idea she proba
15:59 30 I'm glad we're on a first name basis yeah Natalie yeah pad Bay too oh yeah it's not Queen amadala dude the white pants in the second movie the white pants Next Level George Lucas knew what he was doing she gets a mid rff ripped nobody's paying attention I me we can't really talk about Hermione until the last episode either but then she's probably 18 we were young enough when we were reading the books did you read the books N I don't know how to read okay you could tell she was hot in the books it's like one of I was also 11 when Harry Potter was 11 yeah when the books came out how old are you 37 yeah I'm 35 yeah it was literally in our generation we grew up was your I was too old for that I watched it you say too old like you're ████ geriatric dude it was like a couple years off two years is already a big difference in high school but when the first book come out we were like third grade you probably like my mom has non-stop ████
16:49 Buddhist sermons on her TV I never watch that ████ could watch that it's about witches bro it's right up the same it a book would you get a wand at Universal I never read n that's probably stretching we at the end pay overpriced for a ████ stick yeah but like the lightsaber is kind of dope but I would get a sword from The Lord of the Rings oh I would love the lightsaber itself is kind of dope but having to do the ████ ceremony is the worst thing I've ever SE as a grown man it probably feel a little odd but you just got to shut that part of your brain off you don't go there in a cape and then act up a called a robe Joe it's a robe it's probably a lot I do like that ████ I knew guys that were part of a saber group and they're in their 50s and they like lar isn't there a legitimate Club that does the storm troopers though Storm Troopers are sick if you have legit outfit no they do and they're called like the 51st and they're like a legitimate like Harley Davidson style club I'm going to tell you guys something that's going to make
17:39 you really mad right now Bart's never even seen Star Wars and we went to Luca Studios yeah that's so dumb we went to yeah we saw the the what is it called the industrial Light and Magic the ilm special theater where they screen all the movies before everyone else and we met all the creators on Star Wars not M just like he doesn't have any love for thatted I was like this is very special opportunity and a very unique and you guys I wanted you guys to be jealous R2D2 ████ greeted us when we came to the lobby so you don't go through that and they're like all right I should probably go home and maybe like just try Star Wars yeah well I turn it on and I see ████ the new or it's not new but then like Russell crows and Robin Hood I'm going to watch that you going to watch Robin Hood with Russell Crow that's pretty good actually no way that's that's not apples and oranges though the only Rob that's not apples and oranges bro yeah it is no it's not one in ████ okay wow I'll Trust the r
18:32 apples and ████ dude ████ Russell Crow except for Gladiator Gladiator Gladiator GL Gladiator yeah of course dude that Robin Hood movie suck dick dude there's never been a good Robin Hood movie Men and tights men and tights that's the best yeah that's the only good one the Kevin CER one's hilarious seen it '90s yeah yeah I don't know if I've seen it you see the guy Richie King Arthur no you know kind of lame but I liked it oh no you you never speak watch ████ Star Wars or what yeah of course I like guy Richie King Arthur thing it was kind of lame but I was like I like it dude Kevin Kus is doing this accent where you're like I don't even know where the ████ this guy's from the best I watch guy Richie's Covenant it's like his new movie you guys watch it I like to eat F when I'm sick that's crazy it just turned into a gay ass Star [Music]
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