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Off The Record: What's Gonna Happen With Russia? (ft. Walter Hong)

#war#ukraine#preservedemocracy#russian#russia
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0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys we got walter hong in the house [Applause] i was i was in memory land all right you know how like we usually we usually talk about funny funny fun times right funny ████ time like right now it's pretty wild dude like war with ukraine might be coming very soon you know have you heard all the ████ interesting stuff that's happening in the news have you heard the perspective of um like russian people that think that it's fake really i think that there's not really going to be a war and that it's all just like this propaganda thing whose perspective americans perspective russians perspectives russian people russia like russian citizens like like if the average russian person on ig or whatever like well

0:51 yeah we'll come in and be like don't believe that guys it's nothing yeah that's funny because in korea or south korea i have to specify south korea if you when they interview people like oh yeah north korea is not going to attack they're not going to attack but you know we think north korea is going to attack yeah in our perspective right and then i started thinking about this and i was like how do y'all know you're not in the room where they decide these things like it's just oh this is the way i feel no one cares how you feel watch it they read the newsletter oh that's what it is yeah but then doesn't it make sense though for york people like in your country to not get scared because it all will break loose right if all south koreans were like oh ████ north korea's gonna invade again ████ god damn they're not gonna be producing their hyundai's and ████ like everything would tank

1:43 can you ████ make k-pop if you were that scared i don't think so every k-pop song would be like they're coming for us they're coming for us you know but it'll be catchy as ████ they're coming for us they're coming for us they're coming for us by the way south korean music videos are crazy they're so good they're the best music videos you know what kpop capitalize on are two things that america left behind that we left behind one was the music video new outfits every outfit i don't watch the office cause i'm a dude but um unless they're sexy uh yeah me neither you know cds the capital of the cities korea leads the world in cd sales they still you see these exactly because what they do is they made it into a gift remember back then when they had cds and then they had the gift cd with photos and stuff that's the regular cd for k-pop do they still burn cds they do photos they do they have photo books so it's collectible

2:33 total collectible thing i'm not saying i have like one or every single ten of them yeah i'm not saying that which ones do you have girl i'm not saying i have black pink hot or you know twice or whatever i'm not saying i was at the twice concert last night i'm not saying that good thing you're not saying that walter if you're the wrong root brother we're gonna kick your ass kid's collecting records today you know it's like ooh this old relic vinyl i don't know kids is a strong word because i may or may not have them still wrapped in the plastic on display i may or may not have that i don't want to you know go one way or the other okay so i have a question for you hypothetically said a really good job on idolization yeah yeah very hypothetically speaking how much could you sell you know a black pink album for right now not much okay but but i've been scouring the chart all day

3:24 after world war three though this is gonna be popping after world war three and then it may or may not have my dna on it yeah of course it may or may not um would that be would that make it more valuable today i would assume i would say i think he was fan yeah sounds like you hate this stuff world-class walter hong that was on jk news yeah with and their media has a different perspective i remember when uh we first went into iraq right and it was us liberating them and then i was at my korean homies house and then we're watching korean news and it says u.s invades iraq you know it's just it's just so different you're like wait yeah it's just like it's just the perspective cool to get to read

4:15 headlines just even just headlines yeah like al jazeera readers do i trust all of them no but at least you can see what their perspectives are the consensus yeah you know what blows my mind though is like when we were growing up right conservatives the gop they were the warmongering war loving ████ bush senior bush junior everybody was like we need to ████ go and like preserve democracy they always say that ████ we need to save democracy right and then you know the democrats were the anti-war they were like no we can't ████ be doing this stuff whatever whatever and then i was like you know what i think i think when biden gets elected like i think we're gonna be either in a war or like it's going to be a it's going to be this like scary we might get into a war right and then everyone's like no no no because he's campaigning on like he actually campaigned on like

5:08 more of a passive progressive approach and i was like i don't think so dude he's establishment man i don't think he he believes what he says he's ████ bullshitting and then here we are yeah for real ukraine invasion to preserve democracy are we invading for sure no uh so isn't it all just supposed to be like a bluff like a ████ that's what i heard too chelsea gabbard say that like the the way that it could all just be diffused is if america guarantees that ukraine won't join nato but they're not doing that no they're not going to do that and then and the weird thing is the media is already priming the american public to believe that war is inevitable so the ukrainian president himself came out and said like no there's no like we don't even have any intentions of doing that whatever whatever and then russia was like hey um you guys are violating

5:58 our agreement that you're not gonna encroach on our uh border because after the cold war so you know the cold war was you know the europe was kind of divided where you had the eastern bloc which is like latvia romania all those eastern european countries like uh they were a part of the ussr and then germany was divided into two right and then when the ussr fell all those countries became u.n nato countries like romania and whatever ukraine it's not a nato country it's kind of right in the middle and there was a war a couple years ago i think it was 2011 or something like that a civil war but that's because there was a lot of russian ethnic russians on the east side and also russian sympathizers that wanted ukraine to be a part of russia

6:48 yeah and then if you saw like there was a lot of ████ like you know videos that vice did of on location people ████ blasting each other up it was nuts so that kind of chilled out and then so uh i think the western part of ukraine wants to be a part of u.n nato and all that but they can't actually ever be it because that would cause crazy tensions between the west western countries yeah and then um russia so from russia's perspective it's like this hey we had an agreement and now the u.s is you know during i think it was uh obama's administration but he added missiles in some eastern european countries he added missiles there and he goes that's an act of kind of war guys like you're you're bringing ████ to us and then um while they were doing some

7:38 military exercises or whatever we started supplying ukraine with u.s military equipment that's how we do and and whatever right and then so and from russia's perspective that's an act of war because it's like you guys are arming you know so so which is it is it are you coming here to uh you know preserve democracy which by the way ukraine is not very democratic for real dude like they're completely corrupt they're not a democratic country like in the way that we feel like democracy should be upheld they're ████ which are democracies perfect well what they'll do is we love talent the same thing we uh we we talk ████ about putin for which like is uh they had some media agencies like let's say if cbs was talking ████ about trump

8:28 right and then trump decides to destroy cbs via twitter yeah but basically ukraine took down three uh news stations because of criticism so they'll do crazy ████ like that and then so the west is backing up a country that we criticize russia for so for me this is my own theory is that hunter biden has uh business relations in ukraine and so i think you know big daddy biden is all he's doing is protecting his son's companies so he's using the u.s troops but that's just that's just my little conspiracy kind of business do you think 3 000 yeah oh the u.s troops allegedly there's like 60 to 70 000 russian troops there i heard they're starting to pull some russian troops they they that's what that's what the statement was yeah they're not that's what it is it's like which one is it like so russia said we're going to we're going to move them

9:18 but then they're not i think i think what they're doing is honestly when they say move i think what they mean is that we're moving the left side the guys on the left to the right and the guys on the right to the left oh my god that's my switch [Laughter] if they have 60 000 troops there and we just said three thousand like it's nothing yeah like i know they said they're paratroopers but i don't care sixty thousand sixty thousand we're like three hundred dude i think ultimately it's also just like um catch him in the bottleneck a little bit of um everybody doesn't want to go to war and the best way to deflect the war is to show how like it's gonna like i'm gonna ████ you up yeah i'm so down i'll go to war bro like no i don't want to fight you but you know if i do this like honestly you're all gonna die so i'm going to do it just to show you you're going to die but i don't want to fight you all right then pull up that's that's what we're going to cover then you're

10:08 like dude i'm not scared so i'll respond like this but i want to fight you yeah but like this is what we're going to do if you do that yeah it's just a constant game of chicken um with probably a bunch of underlying conspiracy ████ it would be nice if politicians just apologized yeah what happened like yo why did i put these guys over here let's let's take them out and the other guy's like politicians yeah dude we'll take our guys back you guys take your guys back but it's always like advancing on each other until ████ some conflict explodes i i kind of like looked into that right because i was like all right it doesn't make sense for us to get into world war iii it's bad business for everyone because russia and china is like kind of a trade handshake right and then the other thread is taiwan right where nihao wants to grab taiwan oh yeah nina wants to grab taiwan that's what we

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12:39 difference for you go to curology.com off the record just pay five bucks for the shipping but if you think about it nuclear war all-out war with two big countries like let's say u.s and china or whatever it's actually not very profitable because the production stops where like you know china sells to our people we need a manufacturer in china every the whole world's connected so they do these things called proxy wars where it's like we'll fight in little countries we'll make a little we'll we'll do it that way right i'll meet you behind the classroom like ████ the basketball courts ████ like ████ syria like ████ yeah we'll ████ up these other countries that's what they call the classroom ████ because it it doesn't make money for us to ████ each other up like each other

13:29 but i also think they have a poster and everything yeah so so but i also think there's a relationship with keeping so for example north korea the enemy and for them to also stay there and and so what i looked into was how uh these companies like raytheon and and um uh like all the uh boeing northrup yeah so like the the military industrial complex they get money from the us taxpayers whenever ████ hits the fan so uh this is ████ crazy but russell brand broke out this news out of all people russell ████ brand right if you go on his channel he'll basically have quotes from different contract companies that they were already like the salesmen were ████ they were there they were they were celebrating because they're like we're going to make a ████ ton of money from

14:20 ukraine they're they're caught quoting all this stuff so damn if i was on industry i would say you're going to make money off of ukraine okay so we don't make money but boeing does raytheon does because what ends up happening is all right we need orders of missiles we need orders of this and whatever whatever right so then they put in those orders because we have a war coming and then they send all the equipment there or we sell it to ukraine and that's how a lot of this ████ goes down because it's it's really robbing the taxpayer from fake threats so i was like that's ████ crazy what evil genius for sure yeah what do you think about like going back to what you were saying about how it's not profitable for our countries to be fighting with each other russia china u.s what do you think about there's a narrative going around that instead of doing it through proxy wars they also do it through like

15:10 misinformation through oh yeah oh espionage that's that's been happening like russia troll farms all that stuff so what are rush russian troll farms so russian troll farms and china does this too and like also north korea they have some of the uh biggest hacker teams government funded hacker teams and we have them too but they we've been doing this so basically so it's okay because we started it we're pretty good we're pretty good but but they say that the world war three is is not going to be a physical war but an online war ooh metaphor oh dude you're giving me ptsd remembering

16:00 this ████ bro so we're gonna trust future wars the nerds is what you're saying basically dude but so so this is scariest ████ there's an interview in the in the 80s of this uh kgb defector he was a part of the soviet union he came to the us and and they did a whole ████ interview and he says that um basically their strategy was like yeah the ussr is gonna fall but not russia we're just gonna change the face of what russia is the way we're gonna attack america is not physically anymore we're just gonna destroy it from the inside we're gonna fund you know like maybe people who feel like yeah second-class citizens in america maybe people who's been like the minorities and who's the american itself right yeah and then so socialist it's working programs ████ yeah honestly it is working russians are good they'll

16:50 find all the people who who america has been abandoning the most patriotic era like exactly for real huh when has it ever been this yeah you have a flag up of the u.s flag people kind of look at it as like oh you're coming people are scared to ████ wait they're like i'm gonna ████ take my dog at least in california at least in california invaders look at the american flag as oh the house has guns yeah yeah yeah yeah let's leave no actually they'll rob it first because to get the guns oh and then they have weapons oh ████ that's actually that's not nice so if you have a sign that says owner will shoot they go maybe i can steal that from him yeah because they they want guns that's crazy so my dear friend told me like if you have an american flag yeah obviously patriarch it's cool but that's a signal for home invaders that oh they have guns so what looks like oh oh for real i'm gonna put a flag on your house so they break it down and they're gonna be like where's the gun there's nothing here

17:40 and you're just like they're naked like haha jokes on you right here right here he has an adt sign there's something to protect in there i need to get one of those signs to put it outside of my house i have one yeah i haven't put it out do you have adt no you could buy two big ones on amazon one of my houses had had 82 the tenant had adt and they left and they left them so i took them and he took the sign and so i'm going to put him in my place yeah he has brink's adt i also ordered the the fake ones to my house before too when i was living in alhambra just in case just get a bunch of cameras and then never get the service because you don't want to pay the monthly fee big sign this is smile you're on camera yeah oh yeah those are good or be aware of dog even though there's no dog that's that's what i have i have a bunch of beware of dog ones and then uh one time the postmate was like standing on the other side of the gate i was like dude you just come in he's like

18:31 don't you have a dog [Laughter] you have all those signs b where a dog owner will shoot an american flag and then just barbed wire and then big cameras smile you're on camera i think it would be scary as if like just owner is naked oh dude like at all times yeah all the time or just like smile you're on camera dude if you could suck your own penis i'm going to go through that door i'm going to break it yeah that's going to be a peeping tom running through the window you should get a naked graphic of you just laying like that and it says enter at your own risk if you want to be seduced come on in come on and then single and ready to mingle talking about making america implode from the inside out i was watching one

19:22 of the episodes of uh on andrew schultz's podcast and he was talking about uh that's our competitor bro you know he's talking about on tick-tock how the algorithm here favors stupid stupidity yeah yeah right so the more you dance the more views you get but then the one in china it's um it's more intelligent stuff it's like engineering engineering so it's like the smarter they'll make the culture yeah they'll make the youth smarter and more productive and so it reinforces that versus on ours it's the more dumb and more clown you are it's working god damn it implosion that's why we need to make educational content yeah that's that's not misinformation because the thing with that with that when i heard that thing too is that and then crazy russia's imploding america from the inside is that when you say those theories the average american be like who can think that far ahead who's that smart because they don't under because

20:13 they're not understanding that the difference between professional athletes and us people is vast yeah the difference between professional schemers and like those guys that crazy topple governments is so vastly different than us like we think like our politicians are so stupid they can't do anything no they know exactly what they're doing they want us to think that they're stupid yeah so they can go blindly and hidden in plain sight and make all this money i would say i would i would even say 10 million views right there that was that's the clipboard the schemers the difference between the schemers and us is even greater than athletes in us oh yeah yeah the guys that have started like the cia and like special operations crazy it's been like that since world war ii and they keep reinventing and modernizing and developing it versus the top athlete it's like there's the growth is still like this right it's like the michael jordan of yesterday might be

21:04 only a little bit not as good as maybe like lebron if they played modern basketball right but the the technology and the tactics it's like ████ like exponential yeah look at look at the old days when you know they talk about like in japan and i think created this as well probably china as well as when they would do use um body doubles oh yeah when they went out because back then there's no obviously there's no there's no photos there's no internet so if they're like oh and back then you never saw the emperor in japan you never saw the leaders in china or you never saw the kings unless photos came out but yeah so before was you never saw them because they stayed in their palaces yeah so if they said oh like you know joe's the emperor but then they presented me they'll believe i'm the emperor they'll try to kill me yeah and so that that logic and that scheme right there to know yeah to know that the people would would buy this is amazing and then those same people they trained

21:56 their their mentees under them and they train their men and now they're better than they are then now you with today's technology in today's time they're so much better at they can walk into a room and they'll just know like oh you're like this you're like that you're like this i know i can get away from all these people whereas we walk into a room and we're just like oh like you know filipino japanese chinese you know like that's all we see yeah we see and then we think we're smart we think we're smart you know those guys though they know they walk into a room they know for the win dude have you seen facebook dilemma it's crazy right so in there um they showed how a russian troll farm created two facebook groups right one was uh uh like more like radical muslim and one was like a right-wing nationalist more like alt-right right and then they decided to protest on the same day

22:49 in like houston or some texas city and so they wanted to organize some type of fight to go down so they infiltrated so many facebook groups and they pretended to be americans to cause ████ and then they do this in the comments they do this on instagram comments everywhere so you don't know if it's a china bot a russian bot you don't know if it's like a troll that's just paid salary to come in and to create hate and violence what a great job i know crazy does and then you know like i don't know if you guys saw this i think it was like last year or the year before google can um do an automated voice that sounds just like a human yeah and so they to test it they call it they ordered a pizza and um no one knew that it was a fake voice so the people

23:39 allegedly people within google and like when they got let out people were complaining like hey you can't do that yeah so it needs to be identifiably yeah oh my god this technology is amazing that's a real guy so you know other countries already have this technology yeah they've already got it they probably stole it or they made it themselves so now if they're like oh these are just bots typing but if it's if you put a voice to it then it's like oh this is a real person now yeah so imagine like in the metaverse if someone's just like organizing away this is a real person because listen to them talk this is the actual person now it's now we're now putting a voice to these to these people and they're high yeah and and they have pixel boobs damn picking the right places pixel boobs get your boy going huh and extra cheese please [Music]

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