0:00 [Music] uk police have helped to save a woman woman 3 000 miles away in canada cool what how'd they do how i like the house wow this is why he's here so uh durham or durham durham i like their handbag because it sounds like i'm from the south go ahead you come from durham they're hammers i think it's durham i like that one but what about if you're in the uk not a ████ number damn it's a hamburger let me hear it i don't know hamburg that was really good a city or area that is both in canada and the
0:50 uk what ████ oh is it like up there at the top of the ball like right there what are you ████ talking about they did a mix-up huh is it on the west coast no i know i mean i mean that it's just the same name oh no they're connected bro no no you're right they're connected i thought you were talking about at the really top of the ball there's like a it's used that the globe is the ball uk and canada like this check the map check the map if you don't believe say uk in canada or america okay check them out you realize where the ████ the uk is you guys don't ever see you never went like this no one's seen the top of the ball you guys think the earth is round you guys are all done what do you mean what happens when you put on the top shelf you talking about north pole maybe nobody here but i'm pretty sure someone's seen the top of the ball there oh my god do they really have that
1:41 ████ spinning hair hair salon thing at the north pole oh yeah yeah yeah yeah the barber shop pulled yeah yeah it's all red like a candy but it's like it's like a long one it's been there for at least 60 years those are naturally reoccurring actually all right cool yeah they grow everything because every time you see a ████ map right in a cartoon or whatever the north pole has the candy cane it's always slanted though that's like the looney tunes accuracies so uh last wednesday afternoon durham police were contacted via online chat by a distressed woman who reported that an intruder was trying to get into her home in durham wait what the ████ she texted that the only issue was the victim was referring to durham in canada according to police the distraught victim typed i need help he is going to come he is in the house
2:33 before falling silent so despite contacting a different durham police in a different country she kept the chat open while where officials were able to think quick on their feet and they're like this ████ is calling from a canadian number because you know our brother sister durham durham in canada yeah oh she's on one of those websites where they're like do you want to chat now because she couldn't she couldn't call and use her voice oh so she quickly tried to get yesterday she was in the closet and she was like something like that she was trying to google or whatever during police maybe she was on her uk vpn or something like that doing crypto or something you know i need a 911 text direct message thingy i've never been on a police station website i don't think oh have you guys called the police station they have facebook pages though have you called like a direct not 9-1-1 but they're not emergency yeah anonymous faster you call
3:23 call direct to the to the like locality or whatever it's faster to call local versus 911 no no but when you call other things 911 you'll be on hold hella long like when we're when the homeless people are shooting on my front lawn all the time i would call the city and then they made it faster there was a homeless party outside my front yard homeless party did you what does that mean yeah there was one guy who i told not to sit on my steps before and he had a guitar oh ████ what a dick he came back later he's actually he's actually pretty nice and then there was another guy who actually smokes meth at the park that i know that's right hilo sketch he had a little lawn chair and an umbrella and he parked out like outside like of our yard and these ████ were chatting it up at like nine o'clock at night so i was like ████ like i don't have to call the ████ city or whatever
4:14 emergency hotline yeah and they came and they said hey you guys can't be here and then they left and it was all good but it happened very quickly it was great yeah it's faster at a smooth experience also isn't that pasadena no i don't know what you're talking about probably that's the city where i would see them do that very nicely oh yeah because you know it's a small city my city was like that too and those guys were ████ on my lawn so much that when the uh when the cops would come i started to learn how they dispatched how the city was like uh district one this or two district three district four like how how they would make their routes like i understood their whole like how the ████ did you learn all that from cops coming to pick up ████ no no they'll come and say hey you can't be like sitting here and then i started to recognize regulars i'm like oh cool when it's like 11 o'clock at night it's always you this was like i know that their their routes are at 6 30 pm they go and pick up
5:04 donuts and i'm like what the ████ he has it right now he's trying to talk because he rode along can i come with you to the next one he's in the back of the homeless dude but it's it's so freaking inefficient last time i had to chase a homeless guy out of the house who's broke in to take a bath he came in and ████ had a bubble bath yeah oh my looks like you have nice soaps did you have a ████ rubber ducky and ████ no this is even it's even worse because of this ████ animatics baths are you taking all i'm saying is i always use rubber duckies and it doesn't feel complete unless there's a rubber ducky fair enough i had to like uh so i chased them out and then i'm calling the cops i'm on hold forever and then finally when someone picks up they're like oh uh we'll we'll find wherever you are just like just keep following them and then we'll find we'll find wherever you are just keep telling us the streets so i'm just walking with a homeless guy oh my god for almost 45 minutes
5:54 he had it did he have his towel wrapped around like how did you get him out he was in your house so it's ████ sound it's even worse than it sounds now but this is back when the house is an airbnb uh and i was managing it and then the families like a nice little swedish family was staying there they they text me and they go who is this and then it's a photo there's a ████ naked guy in the tub oh my god and then there's a homeless man just scrub-a-dub dubbing they took a picture of him they took a picture of him he was naked yeah he's still there naked and everything he's like i'm almost done give me ████ because he's not homeless homeless crazy people don't ████ run they just keep doing what they're doing and they're not they're not all theirs they're not having a conversation with one of his butlers so then i'm chasing him out which is not really chasing but i'm just walking behind him did you tell him so you showed up to the house yeah so how did you confront the dude he was already um walking down the stairs he going like this yeah he already had his clothes on he's walking down the stairs and now i'm just
6:45 on the phone with the cops and i'm walking behind him and the cops are like just tell us what street you're on well well now i'm over here and 45 minutes through hollywood i'm just walking with this guy and then by the like after some time like they just go actually don't don't chase him if he gets violent it'll be your fault and i was like are you ████ he's like well yeah at this point you've been following for 45 minutes so he's like paranoid brains like the government's fault so then they're like keep a safe distance so then i kind of like kept a safe distance then he goes into some like person's backyard i can't ████ follow him anymore saying the cops ████ get there and i'm like yeah he went over there or something like i don't know where he's at now and they're like uh we'll probably find him another time they just stopped looking what a waste of time oh that's nuts and what sucks is they can't do anything no they can't what are they gonna do hit em oh what why would you say that that's crazy yeah why would you say that i'm really good at ventriloquism you need to move to pasadena because that happened to me
7:36 right there was a guy sitting in my front yard and he was like nuts dude but he was like this big he was like six five big like white dude and i'm pulling out i'm going to the gym and i see this dude sitting there and i'm like hey and he looks and i go you can't be sitting there man it's my ████ front yard you got to leave and he goes nah the lady inside said i can stay here right the week before while we were here at jk news big guys like walking in front of the front yard and my girl was like she goes up to him and goes hey you can't be here and he's like talking ████ to her and then she goes back in the house so he's referring to that instance as like she told me i could stay here right so he's like in his mind he thinks your girl your girl said it was okay yeah yeah so he's sitting in the front and he's like talking blah blah blah and he's like he's like i'm the real marcellus wallace this ain't no pulp
8:26 fiction like he's just talking to himself like that and i'm like yo this dude is nuts oh damn that's scary i call the cops and then the guy who pulls up is actually one of my clients that i train so i was like hey what's up dude so he pulls up yeah yeah yeah and it passes great dude you're going to pass you become friends with people yeah and he and then they handled the situation and they shot him yeah yeah he was hey you want me to ████ take them on the real myself when i saw this i was actually worried i was like i was like you're not gonna beat this guy up or nothing right he's like well we'll be fine we'll be fine choose something on my belt and i was like this one it's just a pepper spray okay cool but like you know they were straight like he was like he was resisting but then as soon as they grabbed them he just started walking out and so they had to cuss them
9:16 they had to cuff him they put him in the car and they asked me like what do you want to do next and i was like uh what are the like what like what are the options yeah like electric chair i was like the taser i guess no but in and out man yeah yeah but they were saying that like you could either press charges but then he's just gonna go get booked if there's nothing on at least them in two three not even they'll release them within an hour yeah after they find out there's nothing there's nothing on them so there i was like it's fine whatever just let him go and then he left he got on my face called me a little ████ and then he left you little ████ so you basically lost i lost what does your cop friends do you just told him to leave they just he came with like two other cops they grabbed them so they had to pull them out they put them in the car and they were like oh yeah this dude he's been
10:06 he's been walking up and down these streets and then they let him go and then never saw him again you know what sure enough i go home tonight he's probably gonna be there and ████ i'm wondering if like welcome home little ████ we want something to drink cop friends i'm wondering if it's like because we're more we're home more now we see things around our neighborhood or were there always homeless people there but we didn't know because we went to work and we're never home right so it's a combination of both yeah because i'm like and also like you know there's way it seems like there's more homeless people now than ever there for sure is there for sure is so control room colleagues were able to contact officers at durham regional police service in the province of ontario and after being notified canadian officers were sent to the town of ajax where they found a 35 year old man inside the home suspect who refused to obey the officer's request was tasered as a
10:56 result and the man was arrested just 30 minutes after his victim had contacted the wrong police nice boring should have uncuffed him and let him call her a little ████ see that's before we take you away you want to call this guy a little ████ and he's like okay yeah yeah and he did this to me too oh ████ sorry my bad man and that was it do you think that durham is just really bored do you think they and i don't have a lot of stuff to do no i i honestly think it was well i mean this situation was probably just like an honest mistake you're like why the ████ is this canadian woman hitting us up that's true oh you're in durham canada that's nice of them to like go the extra distance to figure it out literally the extra distance that's a pretty distressing ████ is that the extra distance though or is it like nah that's not our jurisdiction so we don't need it that's what i mean you know it's like just close the laptop
11:46 you were like so ████ busy like the whole ████ city was on fire and you got a text from like the wrong city and you were just like oh there's more pressing things right now a lot of cops let ████ slide when they're just too busy or they don't or they're about to get off their shift i got let go for some ████ because the cop was like i'm about to get off my ship i don't want to do paperwork just go yeah they have to do it were you like breaking into and holding hostage woman about to kill her though because that's different i just had nunchucks outside of samwu [Music] you
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