0:00 [Music] okay speaking of jobs and speaking of this being the best job we've ever had i we're going to look at 10 careers that people believe are traps traps traps and trash oh you know what i think is a trap um school that i mean not school but yeah uh professional careers because in school they tell you like oh be you know you want to aim higher be a lawyer whatever right and like people don't really tell you like how soul sucking it is and dude traps just to be clear like like when you show up for this job it has a dick it has a penis that's what you're talking about oh that's what i meant just breaking the fourth wall steering to the camera that's what it says in article no it's like you got the job now suck
0:50 and it's like what oh wait i wasn't expecting so are you talking sign up for this ████ are they referring are they referring to things like for example uh you you ████ going to like law school and the next thing you know you're like six years in you owe like three hundred thousand dollars you actually ████ hate this ████ that's what i mean by professional jobs since um [Laughter] so since i figured that you know most of us uh almost everybody that comes through this show usually has like an unorthodox profession of some sort i think it'd be interesting to look at the ones that um are orthodox or orthodox but are also i kind of the people that end up in these careers feel so demystified and they go wow it was not what the school said it would be it was not with the parents that's why you got an intern you son of a ████ number 10 president you make your first job oh yeah oh yeah yeah for sure they're like i
1:40 thought i was gonna ████ eat a lot of kids number 10 is number 10. and i think if we got people watching that are kind of in that transitionary period where they still don't know where they want to end up uh this will be a little bit of a good info for you i blame the people with imaginations it's like you thought that yeah i'm like dude you thought being with they're actually the innovators but you thought you were gonna be a doctor like on house and then you show up and it's nothing like it and it has a penis yeah let's not let's not forget that number 10. all right let's go ████ let's go buzzfeed damn it these are collected from people on reddit that are actually in these careers the most trusted news source yeah yep so it's very it's like crowdfunded information all right uh real estate agents yeah that kind of makes sense but at the same time isn't that one of those things where it's like you can get your license and do it and
2:30 then like not do it and it's nothing happens is it one of those things too it's like it's you get out of it what you put into it yeah absolutely with anything that's that one thing like anything right like put effort into something it's a little bit of a scam but no but no but like you know you know what i mean you get a degree and you go sit at a ████ desk and you barely even work all day and you just ████ chill chill out and then you're like i don't know why you don't have clients like that yeah yeah so it has an extremely high failure rate uh there's more homes for sale in the us than there are um actually there's more real estate agents than our homes for sale that's ████ hilarious actually and uh going to school for that doesn't teach you how to be a good realtor it just teaches you how to not get sued yeah it's just teaching the rules oh okay so other than that it's mainly kind of like personal training yeah honestly
3:20 it's very similar all the personal trainers that like a lot of personal trainers i used to work with have uh quit personal training to be real estate agents and like i think there's a lot of parallels between the same thing happens to like cheerleaders in the nba they real estate agents they become personal trainers well cheerleaders make really great uh realtors in my opinion because they can talk sports which is like that's that's a huge ass level that's a fact dude hot real estate ladies also do really well i feel like if you're good with people a sales position is great just in all industries because in reality real estate is just purely sales right like that's it if you're i think there's some network in there as well i think that's i think that's in the bubble of sales right it's like connecting with people and if you don't have that then your ceiling of growth is a lot lower it's like what steve said though it's like one of those things where if you just go to it the way that you would go to
4:11 school and go oh at the end of this school year i'm gonna be good at it it's like not at all you gotta learn the ropes of the trade you know dude my neighbor is a ████ real estate agent like my next good writer is well i don't know because i mean that's always interesting isn't it because i nikki's dad's a cpa but i think he's actually probably dog ████ at it only because only because i've never heard anyone say a good thing about him only because and he's asked around he's taking a pull down [Laughter] no when your dad is a thing right it's it's always something that when your dad's thinking you always you always have to wonder in the back of your head is he a good one though because you don't necessarily know yeah oh but yeah he's not getting fired it's got to be pretty decent but my next door neighborhood every time that we go to any of our
5:01 neighbors houses i actually put him to the test i'm like sell me this ████ house and he does try to do it he sells his own house to you no he sells whatever house we're in to me he tries to he's just moving to different houses and i think he's pretty ████ good at it actually because he's like you need a house i'm like i do he's like boom you're good hey you looking for alex hey look no more hey you're inside look no further than boom it's done here's one that that uh i think we totally saw coming 3d cg artists really it's a trap yeah it's a trap why what's a trap about it it has a dick sucking i'm gonna be a computer graphics guy and then you get the first deal zip yeah
5:53 oh jeez [Laughter] steve green was right he tried to warn me i sat down at the computer all of a sudden the ████ dick came out of nowhere i thought it was a bit it's a trap oh my god i just wanted to make video games not the gulp not the swallow i'm getting my cheek ████ good lord this wasn't a part of the job description i didn't know i thought it was software not hard i hope this is helping some of you pick a career yeah it's all trapped into the porn industry that's gonna be in my trap yeah so it's not because of like pop culture it's because of the schools themselves trying to tell people like those trade schools exactly yeah ████ those film schools it's so hot in here
6:45 you guys don't remember seeing that on tv where they're like don't you want to work in video games and then they would show you like all these things and like it only takes eight months and now you can work making games and like they make it all like cool sounding but i didn't think i'd have a future and then i got into itt tech it's a trap i don't think it was this game because those guys had really nice colored shirts on and they all had like cg like they have b-roll their family and then once they got caught it was like hey i went to devry yeah you just move on the newest on the block is grand canyon university that's the new everybody who goes into that field you know like you have dreams of animating at disney or something but what happened was the market got oversaturated with low quality portfolios and no chance to ever get into a major studio because you have to be so ████ good yeah so it's all
7:35 skill based huh that's what it sounds like for all of us so what's the next one veterinarian veteran i've heard that too my sister's what's a scam about that the the same amount of debt as if you were an md with a fraction of the salary you do it so you can have a stethoscope and ████ hear the heartbeat of a dog man my sister my sister would honestly make no money in this profession because veterinarian ████ is hard as ████ right yeah yeah she would make almost no because she pays so much like for she pays two mortgages she has a mortgage and then she also pays for her schooling yeah it did but she she would make zero money in this entire game if she wasn't so ████ hot good lord jesus this is really really she's able to sell she's able to sell a lot of people leverage yeah if she's a beautiful doctor i'd always send my dogs there like your dog needs
8:25 surgery they're like i just want to get shampooed they're like we need to rush this thing to surgery yeah we had some x-rays yeah that would be four thousand dollars each and then and then she leans over to her attack and she's like cha-ching that's stupid sounds like a good crowd his sister is hot though she's very hot did you want to make sure you knew that yeah can i say a photo i'll show you yeah i'll show you a picture it's more of a feeling it's more of a feeling it's more of a feeling i didn't catch them it's a trap yeah it's not a physical line uh beekeeping oh no way i always wanted to get beehives really that's the trap you're falling for oh it got so trendy to do that just wanted to that's the most joe thing i've ever heard dude you know i wanna well i got i i i i have access to a farm
9:16 now i could put i could keep bees but it's just four hours away it's a trap dude tell me tell me why uh yeah because it got so trendy to do that yet let's say um if you spend like 400 bucks on the equipment you could probably get honey for the rest of like yeah that amount of honey and that same amount of money you'll never make that much like say honey said monomoney so the so the cost of the equipment costs more than what you can make out of the honey well it doesn't it just doesn't make sense but that's not thinking next level ████ because if you if you cover your your honeycomb with mustard it becomes honey mustard now you can sell that to fast food you market you're selling your target you're on to something here dude you want to diversify or do you want to be a loser like which one is it you're really you you gotta think outside the box you're not thinking next level you're just trying to you're thinking about something everyone in the 1800s did you're not thinking about honey mustard which is now yeah think about something
10:06 old which is honey yeah all the all the current beekeepers they're the pga steve green over here he's live golf baby i'm live golf dude i'm telling you he's he's with the saudis just kiss right here i'm ████ extracting buckets and buckets of honey mustard out of my ████ beethoven where did you get the mustard what was that that response you have to grow mustard too bro look you just ████ good thing about honey mustard it's a two to one honey to mustard ratio so he he just needs all the honey and that must be that's right right i don't know do i go i go to costco i get the big yellow one and then i just dump that ████ thing in my beard here's something here's something i didn't really think was a trap because i don't even remember this sounding like
10:56 you wanted to do it but librarian apparently what's the trouble about that you get unlimited books you need a master's to be a librarian my mommy's going through the master's program hey my homies going through the master's program and she makes six figures as a master's librarian yeah but where does she work at the smithsonian or some ████ those guys are so subsidized by government money are you kidding me she she makes six figures as uh no ████ way what's a master librarian versus a librarian like a student librarian he has a master's degree you gotta get a master's in library science so you just have to know how to ████ alphabetize and be like well yeah that's what that's what it's saying here is that there's so many people that work as librarians that didn't get a master's anyway and they just ████ got the job so so what's the ████ point so why are we youtubers this is ████ whack let's go have to alphabetize the books because [Laughter]
11:47 shut the ████ up that's so easy give me those books i got to absolutely the biggest gig i've ever heard about ████ waking up students and telling them you can't sleep here hey you can't skateboard here get the ████ out of here you're just a ████ like the meanest library but you know what those oh look who it is finally with the tom sawyer you know how late this is why don't you just keep it librarians live forever though so for you to actually get your job you got to wait till you're 55 after you graduate yeah once again never die sorcerer supreme right away they have a 70-year ████ job security what about this emt paramedic oh low-key that's ████ up i took i took an emt class halfway through i realized i thought like the base pay is like 11
12:37 and you have to like help dying people and i was like nah bro i'm out what's your rate for helping a dying person 12 well for that amount of training i realized as we watched a video of uh a bomb going off and people are getting blown up and then right after i saw that i was like i can't do this ████ job and i left that's the training video yeah that was like the first thing to show you like mass murder and it's like hey can you stomach this that's kind of good training i guess well hey it weeded me out and i was very glad i didn't do emt training thank you for your service you said no one i liked the zip thing that was good i showed up for emt they zip all right we got time for one more so we're just gonna pick teacher oh ████ teacher really mm-hmm is it also a trap what kind of teacher that makes sense any kind you mean like a school teacher yeah i mean they've been saying for like
13:27 decades now the teachers are underpaid under valued really long hours you don't really stop doing it did teachers know about this librarian's camera just it's adjacent it's right there right there it's a ████ you park in the same place that shouldn't be on the left but that's the weird uh circle about give us a couple more really quick okay really want some lightning round yeah physical therapy oh i heard that too really i've heard that too because it's uh on top of requiring a four year undergrad it's a doctorate program the doctor program is pretty hard no you used to be a bachelor yeah you could be a pt with uh without a doctor you can get your your like your master's in it right when you get your master's then you're actual pt but pta is an assistant the tuition to pay ratio in terms of how long you're gonna be in that debt so what like before it used to be bachelors are they just grandfathered into the system
14:17 because all the pts that are working previously yeah i think there's certain things you can do as a doctor of pt and then there's certain things you can do as just a regular pc like if you're a pt you can work at a clinic but if you're a doctor pt you can open the clinic yeah oh well thank god i'm not one of those oh well zip [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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