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0:50 Share it with all of your friends with the first letter that starts with a H. H. Cool. Nice. Thank you. Cool. So Henry's and Hanks and Helissa's Helissa. You guys parents at home have like a one cure all for everything. It's like it's called five fingers. Ginger. My mom still thinks ginger solves everything. Yeah. Yeah, ginger is a big Hey, it does a pretty good job of some stuff. Yeah. Does she have like ginger variations? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She has like the roots and all that ████ cuz you know how like some people will like they'll like chop up ginger and and mesh it and then they'll like melt a candle down completely, mix it up and then reandle it with the wick and then when you light it there's like ginger in the air so it helps. What? I don't know what that be doing. You guys do that? No, but I was just My mom just thinks putting
1:40 ginger root and everything fixes everything. Ginger tea is bomb though. Yeah, I love ginger tea window. There's like new all kinds of like weird uh gins singing in the bread in the window bread. Yeah. So, I go to the Chinese acupuncturist, you know, like let's say you ████ sprain your arm or something and then somehow you could fix it through your stomach. So, we go and get ████ pound of wasps, ████ couple seahorses, a sprinkle of ████ berries or whatever. Goji berries or something. This is witchcraft. Yeah, witchcraft. They ████ weigh it on a scale that's not even really accurate and then they package it. You go home and you drink it for like 2 weeks and later I found out through one of my uh friends who was like super into strength and conditioning and physical therapy and he was saying that like 70% of physical ailments heal itself. Wow. So in 2
2:32 weeks. So a lot of the times the treatment that you're getting it could just be coincidentally helping or you just take a two week break and 70% of it goes away. But it confirms like my mom would oh ████ those pound of bees are really helped you you know. So you be you know what a what a wasp tastes like? Not by itself but I've seen ████ like straight up boiled yellow jackets in my kitchen. ████ That's a trip. Yeah. My mama makes ████ like that. Oh my god. You would have to drink that. And my mom will go the next the next step. So she ████ like I don't even know if this is legal, but she ████ like cross uh gets advice from cross disciplines. Oh. So she'll go to like one of her ████ time traveler friends and be like, "Hey, like uh Bard has pneumonia right now. When do you think you'll get
3:23 better?" And they'll like, "Oh, I don't know. Maybe like 5 days or whatever." And so she's like ████ crossing paths with that ████ And so so if I'm feeling crummy, don't worry, you're going to get better in 5 days to heal me. Why does she just go to a doctor? She's got to feed the scammer economy, dude. Oh, I don't know what her resistance is. But yeah, recently she called me recently. She's in Taiwan right now and she's like, "Hey, I got like this inflammation in my in my leg. I don't know what's going on. Um, someone said it has to do with like a maybe infection of a neuron or whatever." And I'm like, "Don't ████ go to any of those eastern doctors. Go to a western hospital now." And she goes, "Don't talk to me all mean like that. Like your uncle talks to me like that." And my uncle's a dentist, right? I'm like, "Yeah, of course I'm going to talk to you like that cuz he's the closest thing we have to a doctor in the family." And then she's like, "All
4:14 right, I'm going to go see like a ████ whatever person." And then she's like, "Oh, they gave me antibiotics and I went away." I'm like, "Yeah, no s███." What the ████ always a line where like all these I think the no ████ is the don't talk to me like that part. People that are like obsessed with holistics and stuff, there's always going to be a line where they have to go to the ████ doctor. But then but then but then they'll still be like, "Yeah, but I did drink bees around the same time." So it was probably both. I was massaging the points the same time I was taking penicellin, so I don't know. What do you take for a torn ACL? ████ red ants. Red ants. Probably red ants. And then a ████ jade blanket or some ████ This blanket cost me $15,000. Can we respect it a little bit? Well, you know how strong the placebo is. I bet like all these things just like was placebo and it made people feel better and then they just got better. Knowing that
5:06 you're doing something intental ████ infrared lamp in her room. Yeah. Like imagine a lamp like this like red light therapy. Yeah. And she ████ like No, she's ████ sleeping and then she'll sleep with this thing with this ████ gooseeneck thing right here and she turns it on. It's like That s███'s tight, dude. She's like sleeping. We have one at the house. And those things can't stay on for ████ 8 hours. 20 minutes. Maybe it's supposed to give her wet dreams. I feel like I'm in China. Yeah. Oh my god, dude. She has all kinds of gadgets at her house, dude. She sleeps like that. Yeah. On a ████ like cement mattress. For real. Just the hardest ████ bed in the universe. She has a ████ infrared thing. You know what? I wouldn't I wouldn't be as like averse to
5:56 this stuff if they just didn't answer so ████ quickly and confident. That's the part that I hate. Like a chiropractor, as soon as you're like, "Ooh." They'll be like, "Oh, it's because of this." It's like, "You don't ████ know, bro. You got to take x-rays and MRIs and ████ None of that matters. They just tell you off the bat." One of the first things that brought me and Gio uh close together was pretty funny cuz um I think Gio heard something and then um my mom's like, "Oh, oh, I know someone to help you. He's a chiropractor." And then so we went and I was like, "Oh, ████ I know which chiropractor we're going to go to." And I I told and I told Gio, I was like, "When we go there, doesn't matter what hurts, he's going to say that it's being affected by your neck ankle. Doesn't matter if you would ████ sprain your ankle or your wrist or whatever. And she's like, "Wait, what?" So he goes in and he goes, "I think I forgot what it was." Like, you know, like her maybe her miniscus. He goes,
6:46 "Okay, let me see." He goes, "Look, see this?" No, I'm not ████ around. And he go, "Let him do it." Like this like this. Ah. See? Uh oh. See the right side like right side right angle, bro. Lighting it up with your chin. Ah, that's what it is. And then he goes, he does the chiropractor thing, right? Then the like that. It's like you feel better. And of course that feels better no matter what. So once this feels better, you're like, "Oh ████ you know, but then if you go there enough, you're like or miniscus." That's the same thing for this and this and this and this and this. That's what I mean, dude. They just better. But isn't chiropractor ████ like crackpot, too? A lot of them are. You have to find a really good chiropra. Be careful. Certain percent of our audience could be chiropractors. Yeah, but even even the Cyros know. Not those ones. Those the
7:37 good ones. I still want to get a ring dinger. What's that? What's that? Oh, and they just crack you all over the place. No, that's the thing where like they put the freaking they lie you down flat and then they put your legs up and then they like hold you here by your waist in terms of like little things that lock you in. They put a towel around your neck. Oh, and they just pull you and then they go make your belly into Oh. Oh, I've got that done to me. Feel it all the way down to your Cairo that you recommended me. I went to him and he was like, "Yeah." He's like, "All that cracking stuff doesn't really do anything. It's all for show. Clients love it." That's what he says. And I'm like, "I appreciate you saying that to me." So, like Cyros that actually try to help, they know they have to study multiple disciplines like physical therapy, ████ dry, kneeling, whatever to actually help someone. But they got into it thinking and then later on they're like, "Oh, wait. This just makes your joints feel good, but doesn't really heal them." What did he do to you then if he's like ████ all over that
8:28 stuff? Well, he I had a neck problem, so he did a bunch of like grassin, which is like you take a silver piece of ████ metal tissue work and he just getting this all loose. He put me on a stem machine. He put me on a bunch of different things that I was like, "Okay, this is legit." And then afterwards, he's like, "You want to do the whole cracking thing?" And I was like, "Yeah, why not?" And then I did. Yeah. I was like, "Yeah, it was cool." Cuz it does feel it does it does feel nice. But then afterwards, you're like, "Yeah, I'm good off that. I don't think I need to do that again." Yeah. Those are weird times. Getting cracked, but I know it's not a solution. Like I also have like a lower back problem. went to a chiropractor, did a whole thing, like 10 sessions, and it would be like relief, but it wouldn't be like fixed. Went to one acupunct puncture session, my first ever. I was all scared because I'd never done it before. One time afterwards, I was good. Acupuncture is legit. Yeah, acupuncture is legit. Well, once again, you got to find a good one. I went to one acupuncturist and I don't know why I
9:18 went actually. I forgot what it was for, but he just kept like he kept doing my heartbeat. He was like, "You have a weak heart. You have a weak heart." And I was like, "All right, man. You are not brave. You are not brave. Yo, your heartbeat weak. Your heartbeat is weak." And I was like, "Here, get some caterpillars." I was like, "What do about it, butterfly?" I'm like, "Have some cocoon." Yeah. Yeah. And I was in college like studying physiology. So, I was like I was like, "Oh, actually, it's because my heart rate's all low." It's like, "Shut the ████ up, Nick. You stupid idiot. You stupid ████ moron." Never went back. I thought I knew more than that. Yeah. Yeah. They just answer some ████ suddenly. How did the ring dinner feel? Feels good. You did it for a video. Felt good. We did it for a video. That's it. That's it. That's it, dude. That's all it is. It's not like ████ popping life changing. Looking
10:09 forward to it. Compared to is like ████ jacking off is way better. Yeah, it's not. Jacking off is way better. Way better. Ring dingy like like a three out of 10. Those are competitors. It's not that example, you know, when you're like after like a flight or something or you're spin sitting in the car for a while and then you go to your do like a dead hang. See that? That feels I'll come in my pants, dude. And then suddenly while you're hanging there's like that little pop. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing makes my body feel better than dead hanging. That's what I'm saying though. Like I wonder I wonder if a ring dinger is like decompression like like that. Even if I got it when I really needed it, it was just like I were just there for a video. So I just Oh, it feels good. Cool. want to feel like. But I do think that first time I lay down on the weight bench with the 50s and it pops my back real quick before I get going. That feels amazing. That's a good one. Yeah. Get some ext. I
10:59 do them with 55s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I need to upgrade to 60s cuz my 50s are boring. My 55s usually 50s are boring. Boring. I need to like just do 100 on each hand, but I can't get it there. No. Yeah. You spawn ████ Yeah. Cuz when you're here and then you you got to do this part, I might go [Music] for dumbbell uh bench press. I know I could ████ do it, but someone's got to place it there. Yeah, you got to get it there for you. I can't I can't do it from here. I saw a really cool accessory. I'll show it to you later. The ones you hang on the ████ You need to use that. It looks really cool. It looks cool, but when you use it, you're like this. I just pick them up. I like to just pick them up from the ground. It's not It's not as fun. It's not as fun. You want us to do a ring digger on you right now? Let's figure see if we can figure it out. I can crack it back if you want. Dude, crack his back right now. Crack his back. Crack it. How do we
11:49 go like this? Crack it back. Let's see how many times this thing goes click click click. What man are you going to do? I'm going to do it the first try. You're eliminated. Next person. Yeah. What do I do? We're doing like this. Okay. One shot. You shot one shot. One crack. I can only crack people's back. They're hot chick. Sticks are high. I know. I love doing this to my wife cuz I put my dick right against her butt so far. Yeah. Wait. Wait. Arms down. Arms down, ████ Yeah. Like that. Like that? Like that? How do you know? And take a big breath. Yep. Ready? Three. Crack it. Two. One. Oh. Oh. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Let me try. Let me I heard a crack. I thought I heard something. No. All right. Next up. Maybe Steve cracked himself. I lie on video. Don't lie. I don't lie on video.
12:40 I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. That was That was Wasn't as good though. Wasn't as good. Let me get you. Let me get you. Iard. I heard that one. Let me get you cuz it was the lean. Huh? You love putting mine cuz I'm shorter. All right. This is what we're going to do. We're elbow over elbow. Elbow over elbow. So So higher up. Higher up. Elbow over elbow. Elbow. And then head down. Okay. That's a shallow. And then we're going to do two breaths. Deep inhale and deep exhale. And then we're going to do one more. Deep inhale and exhale. Ow. You should give her You should give him some cash. You broke my back. Okay, now knock the wind out of me. Now look at your angle. Look at that. Hey, try it. Oh ████ it is straight. Wow. Wow. Crazy. Yo, my midback is real tight though. Oh, I really needed that. Nice,
13:30 dude. Now take some uh Wasp juice. I'll drink that straight, dude. I would imagine wasp juice is spicy. for fun. Even though I know acupuncture is like the truth, if I aka Italy, a whole new Yeah. If I had to do a whole new profession right now and make a career off it, I'll go into chiropractor. Yeah, dude. I would do that. And only hotties. Yeah, dude. That's the best. Only hotties. So much fun. That's what I'm saying. You make a bust your blouse a little bit while I crack your back. They make money. Oh my god. If you're not hot, my receptionist will turn you away. Well, they they make a lot of money cuz they're looped into the insurance. Yeah, that's why they rake it in. You get in a car accident, they that you go to a car and most people do dude when they're ████ hurting bad, they'll be like, "Bro, I will pay you anything to fix this." Yeah. I will pay ████ anything. Please see me today. Workman's comp fraud. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
14:20 Yeah. It's also one of those things where it doesn't really fix you. It relieves you, but the problems out there so they come back. Yeah. It's not like, oh, let me like fix this and then you just got to wear this cast for like six weeks or whatever. It's like we got to do a 10-month rehabilitation. Yeah, we'll see you guys. And like I can't you can't be doing construction right now. Here's your doctor's note. Boom. Yep. Powerful people. Pretty sick. That sounds like a good career. Yeah. You always have customers. They come to you. You just chill in one spot. H. That sounds like a good career. You guys want to start a chiropractor business? Kind of. And they call you a doctor still. What's something similar but a different thing that could compete against it and overtake it? That's a good question. Dog walkers. Dog walkers. Dog walkers. They could
15:10 probably Oh, they need to walk every day. Think cut. Go walk a dog. Dog walkers. They got to walk a dog every day. You can't. When we were in Mexico City, we were seeing so many dudes with like 15 to like 20 dogs. What? And they're just walking like that. The areas that we were at, there was so many dog walkers and you know cuz everybody has all these fancy dogs and people need a lot of them work so they need their They need someone to take their dogs out throughout the day and like every park cuz you know it's Mexico City so like all the parks are beautiful. They're just like like hundreds of dogs everywhere and I was like attached to one guy and he's just cruising with them. So those fools are raking in it. What happens when he trips and falls and he lets go of the leash and then 10 dogs now run out. They're like on a belt though. N you see the way these guys have these dogs? They're good ████ Huh? You're like this is Caesar and Milan level ████ Like they're all We walked
16:02 in. There was probably like 35 dogs and they were all different sizes, all different breeds, all kinds. And this dude was talking on the phone, pacing up and down, and they were all tied to like different spots on the park and they were all just chilling there. They were all well behaved. Wow. They were just sitting down and he just was chatting on the phone, walking around, and he's like watching these dogs. It was so crazy. And you see so many guys like that and I was so jealous. Can't control my two dogs. Why? They're not going to be sled dogs like pulling the guy. I ████ it all. I hope not. I hope there's no mice that run. Think about that. Actually concerned about that. His whole business. Yeah. Yeah. It just ruined everything. No dog walking. Want to stick the chiropractor. My mom tried to answer everything with Tylenol. Everything was always Tylenol. Like I didn't even know what aspirin was
16:52 until later on in life. And I thought that was like adult ████ dude. Datap. Remember Diamond Tap? Great. Oh, I used to sneak that ████ when I wasn't even sick. Yeah, that was the best. Robbitas sneak tri. Did you ever have tri? Sounds fancy. Just like diamond. Sounds real. What is that? Try. Yeah. I think it's it's just for colds. Even if you're even if you don't have a cold, I recommend grape diamond right now. Just sip it. Pepto-Bismo. Sip it. Just sip. Pepto-Bismo. I love Pepto. The taste of salt. I wasn't mad at Pepto-Bismol. Salt rim. Balanta. No, I thought that was for oatmeal. That's not good tasting. But it looks like it should look good. It looks like it should taste good. It's like a bismmo. Yeah. You know what I thought was randomly good as a kid? My grandparents. Insure. Bro, insure. I I want to kill myself when I
17:44 think of it cuz I had to drink that for uh cuz I was underweight at like 14. I couldn't gain any weight my whole life. So, the doctor prescribed me to drink one can of Ensure a day on top of my meals. Wow. And then it made my metabolism go way the other way. Oh ████ Yeah, it was crazy. But I was like so malnourished naturally for 14 years of my life. God damn. I had to drink insure. I had every flavor every day. Drink a whole thing as a kid. Vanilla. The regular one. The one that went down the easiest. Every old person's latch meal. You know what's fire? When you you ever had antibiotics as a kid, the liquid one, and then they give you in the bottle and it tastes like ████ bubble gum. Oh yeah, that's I always wanted to get sick cuz that ████ was like, oh yeah, let me get some infections. Yo, did you have anyone had asthma? I had asthma. Did you ever go to
18:35 the hospital when you had attack or bronchitis and you breathe through a tube and you breathe this air that tastes like butter? Um I had one where I had a respirator thing at home. I had to do it 30 minutes every day. Did it taste good? It wasn't butter. It was like some sort of like black um medicine that looked like um iodine and you put like a couple drops and then it kind of like vaporizes it and I'm just sitting there like staring at the wall inhaling iodine. That's crazy. Yeah. The one at the hospital was like yellow and it had like a buttery flavor and I was like this tastes like AMC theater. Remember going to the dentist and they had that bubble gum flavored stuff they put on your teeth. I love that. I love that. To numb you out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it creates that like grainy texture. It's like like sand in there. Sand. Yeah. It's interesting. I like that we all just enjoy the things. Floam. Yeah.
19:27 Oh, dude. Floam, brother. Let's get some floam in here, dude. Let's get some floam in the Vegas office. Yeah, we'll get some floam. Some gak. Yeah. We have too many spinners in here. Too much ████ that makes noise. We need like floam.
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