0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boy i love the new word i love it i love it i love the new branding guys extra careful edition watch out extra you can't get cancelled yeah i've had people come into my comments now and actually just say careful boys b-o-y-z you guys seem like um so i haven't seen the new chappelle stand up yet yes i have but i've been reading the headlines where he's been i guess he went pretty crazy right and people are trying to cancel him but he's almost uncancelable and netflix also got his back saying i don't care like if you guys want to counsel it's too popular and i heard internally netflix employees are like b███████ about it but yeah but there's nothing they're like ████ you whatever save your pal i hope it turns the other way around we're back to how comedy was before where everything's just having a good
0:50 time and you could be like shut the ████ up or even on the first season of chappelle show like the first episode they did was the the blind uh kkk yeah people were trying to cancel that full since since back then but i rewatched one of the episodes it was the ethnic olympics oh or the draft right yeah the racial draft yeah the asians they wanted the clan black people got a tiger woods that was so dope wait didn't we get tiger woods the white people i thought the white's got tiger woods i don't think so because he says he says goodbye to chicken hello to fried chicken that's what he says isn't he and then yeah and i think wait did oj simpson come on and no one wanted it something like that that's just great yeah oh the world championship dice olympics have you seen that one that one's great too we're playing dice in
1:40 the projects and ashley larry you guys don't remember that you know what's always funny too is seeing bill burt in all those old sketches yeah he's the commentator and he's like the straight man in them yeah he's hilarious that's right because i didn't even recognize him then yeah i mean i have no idea yeah and then you're just oh he's just like some actor and then you go back and you're like oh ████ dude i love gilbert and then all the sketches with paul mooney yeah those are all rest and peace man but i miss comedy in that age where like you know you're just ████ around and everyone's having a good time and no one's getting their pains in a bunch do you think we're um starting to realize what it's like to being like the older generation that's like back in my day was better art was better this was but yeah we just renamed the show careful boys [Laughter] i definitely think we're in the transition it was on a whim though we did not exactly sit back and have a
2:31 comment i know right just on a whim of inspiration you know and i think the credit goes to steve he's the one that steve it was steve the ultimate careful boy he's the main character well i just was always confused because we would we'd be on off the record but i'm like wait we're on off the record we're the most careful yeah but when we're on the patreon it's much different and we're calling it off the record but then people are holding us accountable for ████ exactly so it's like why the ████ are we calling off the record makes actually no sense well cause like 2016 i think when we started off when do we start i don't know i remember something like jk news no off the record oh i don't even know because the reason why we started it is because we are having such good conversations without the news articles yeah so that's why we're just like the cameras aren't even on it was in between the news articles yeah we're like this is good content let's let's ████ roll with it yeah but then
3:21 society changed that's like what five years now this is like a landmark moment and then society changed as you can see 2016 society definitely the end of the renaissance era that is what that is what the old people say though about how it used to be better society changed to tell you what we had to change with the times yeah so now we have to be careful boys i think this is better i like that the name should we all just get t-shirts careful let's do it i still i still call it careful boys with the comment there so i don't know where we're at with it careful boys it's a totally different meaning so it's a comma and a z i think we're split on this you guys yeah some people are either being careful and some people are like hey careful careful right i like that we're just careful boys that's how ████ careful we are yeah like that's ours that's our thing we're careful everything's true because we're also getting older now and we have to be
4:11 careful i could die yeah i'd be slipping and tripping on everything that's what it's about it's mostly about where i walk you're like watch out man careful boys because you got a lot to lose that's right that yeah exactly kevin you got it did anybody don't say nothing i heard some choice jokes for sure but yeah not not going to spoil anything well it's his closer right so it's like he finished his entire like netflix special into like six of them or something like that and this is the last one and then yes oh really yeah it's indefinite of course i'm sure the goat's gonna come back right but like it's indefinite when he'll do another stand up in that kind of like format so it's like a six special contract or something something like that right yeah i think it was you got paid yeah you got paid more than the money you turned down back in the day right
5:02 good for him he got that check back i thought he got i thought they offered him more than what he walked away from back then i think it was 50 million which was a lot at the time but 50 million is not that much anymore for a comedian especially since they printed so much money now this is my guy dude no to these guys like ████ tom segura burt crusher joe rogan folks like it's not that much this guy uses his macbook as a coaster you know what i mean exactly bart look at this guy i've seen him do it three times with multiple drinks i don't even have i lost my life not today he only has one drink right now and it's in a four drink holder yeah dude how much are people getting paid for stand-up specials these days i didn't know it was 50 million for a stand-up special there are millions for certain people yeah because for chappelle it's like dude he's going to bring all the but is it 50 million for his whole uh like series or just per episode no way perhaps i think that was his exciting deal for all of them it was
5:53 like it was like 200 million i mean louie a couple years ago did some kind of crazy record-breaking number just by doing direct he did like direct on his website yeah and he made like 30 mil yeah 55 million dollar contract due to the show's popular comedy oh no this is comedy central i know jennifer aniston was getting like a million per episode of a friend they all were dudes and that was like in the was it late 92 no that was the early 2000s they were already doing that with game of thrones every everybody was making one to two million dollars per episode in game of thrones and those guys were no name ████ actors dude imagine showing up for a day's worth of work and you know if that's going to be the episode a million dollars it's crazy man good for them huh you know what i mean what do you do after that though like if you never get hired again you don't need to you know you're just kind of like ████ that was my rate but that's like your pinnacle and then you can't ever make that money ever again but i don't think everyone got the same amount right
6:43 because you know like jon snow's on screen most and then what's her name's on the screen the most like the dragon yeah and then i think um even tyrion got paid half of what everyone else oh it's because he was half size so oh i don't know i don't know i don't know that's why it takes up half the frame i don't know how the structure works i thought that was the live one i thought it was there bro i don't know cut you out a little i don't i don't know which part of careful boys were allowed to speak on right now i had a dream about him tyrion hell yeah man that guy's my favorite character what was the dream about now we have we're at a party and obviously because of his size uh you couldn't really see him in the crowd because he was surrounded but i was like oh terry chair in turn i love your show and then obviously that's not his name but he turned around and then he knew who i was because he
7:34 watched jk news and ████ that's it and i was like that's ty i hope he doesn't watch this one shooting oh you know he's the true star of the show yeah he is he is because i would watch all the behind the scenes director's cuts he's a real hero yeah and the the eps were saying that the show was actually centered around him and he was the only one that didn't have to audition yeah every everyone else auditioned but he was the centerpiece but everyone rooted for him though like you had to be a ████ complete ████ to hate him yeah no dude everyone was rooting for uh jon snow the guy who became king joffrey oh no the uh yeah what the ████ is his name everyone was rude raven boy dude yeah yeah dude what a useless everyone wanted brand to be king so bad yeah what a useless i did not want brandon that's what i had a wooden wheelchair [Laughter] that was a useless piece of ████ you didn't want brand to be king i didn't i've never talked to one person didn't
8:24 want a brand to be crazy to be king i can't believe that dude that was the biggest letdown of all tv shows i've ever watched was brandon becoming king and his whole story arc it was like watching a football game for for like four quarters and it's crazy and then it's a tie game and nobody wins it's crazy though in that episode in the beginning where you witness incest and then a boy pushed out of a window yeah i'm like this show's ████ crazy he's like my kind of show you caught me ████ my sister and then you throw a boy off the window he did it so casually like he's done it before you know yeah he's like oopsie yeah yeah yeah what an evil man jamie lannister he's kind of hot yeah he was dude that metal hand yeah that ████ incest was popping in his it's going strong it's one of the strongest genres on pornhub see
9:15 incest wins do you think game of thrones had something to do with it i think game of thrones watch pornhub yeah i think it's something inside all of us that we all have the capability of no no steve is the authority i don't know what it's like to have a hot sister so is your sister hot anthony huh is your sister hot does your sister have a heart shape that's the buying of time you'll want to attend because if she's hot then i could ask you like is it hard to resist but she's not hot i think she's a strong and beautiful woman and were you attracted to her at all i think dude i think your sister do you have a sister no he does not he's an only child and he acts like one how the sister did it you don't know today's video is brought to you by babble bubble babble dude i've been watching these uh polygon videos on youtube and i'm super inspired to like learn so many languages now i
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11:47 record go to babble.com use the code off the record to get six months for the price of three woo-hoo thank you bebo i don't think anybody wants this conversation you know no one has step sisters step sister sounds more plausible to like that was a dream of mine i was like oh i i wish my mom uh remarries with somebody and there's a hot ass girl like cruel intentions we're like step brother step sister and then it's like and we like each other we're like oh we're just gonna hang out and they think that we're just hanging out in the room but we're ████ bro no she's eating she's eating ass dude but at that time i didn't know what that was i see i said i like the innocent part of the story where he's like where we like each other oh yeah we have to like each other we have to like each other dude i was like 17 man i had to like i
12:37 had to like them i get it i can't just have sex man that's against the rules i got the lowest body count in the room dude i know exactly how that feels you have to love them to ████ them exactly anthony can you explain something to me because you're the expert on this ████ bring my sister into it it's a different conversation different conversation i came out of the grocery store and there was a girl in boy scouts is that new no it's not why are you an expert in this by the way his dad's a scout master is an eagle scout yeah dude not self-proclaimed anyways um yeah no no you can be a part of the boy scout organization it's not gender like specific like that to be in because it was when i was a boy scout well to be in the boy scout trooping to be an active boy scout like in terms of in the patrol in the troupe like yeah you had to be a boy yeah but women could be a part of the boy scout organization whether they were staff members parents she's a tender foot though that's probably new
13:28 i think that's new she's she's like i don't know probably like middle school high school and she was a tender foot and i was like oh how do you know it's a girl i think what if it was a kid with big titties that could be and what's a tender foot because i that david looked like a david looked like a girl with big titties and he looked like a kid david got something basic of a square knot right here almost okay very nice what's your name yeah what is tender foot it starts off as scout then your tender foot and then your second class and then your uh first class and then your star and the life and the eagle wax they could have said tender foot small foot big foot they should have that would have been better that's a better branding and the tender is not even the foot rank so let's say that i'm in boy scouts with you right and like you know we're on i don't know some kind of retreat or something that's gay i so like we look over the fire or something like that i see your sister
14:19 how hot is she scale one to ten yeah and is she in a boy scouts outfit because she's not in the troupe so she can still wear it and how does she pack around that thing yeah does she wear green cargo pants that's true she gives that thing a tough time okay you know what because they have the little thing because steve constantly talks about how hot his sister is it would only be fair we need to normalize it it would only be fair to you know entertain this conversation deliver your sister it's one of those things where it's like i i'm not going to say anything about myself i'm going to say i remember those times when you'd be on a boy scout camp and then like because your options are you know slim pickings you know guys would be intense and there's like not really much to talk about there's no cell phones back then of course you always have to judge every every girl yeah because it's like we have like a sister girl scout troop that's affiliated in the truth even though we're not in the same patrols lucky we didn't have that ████ so it's co-ed in the troop even though uh for
15:10 the girls it was like 997 but the guys were 901 so like we were two completely separate troops that had joined troop meetings what so like brothers and sisters would still get dropped off at the park to like meet and stuff but like guys would go to one side girls go to the other but then we would stop joint flag ceremonies in the morning or flight ceremonies at the end to close it out that's cool it's like church it's very correct yeah hey did you guys beef with other people seems like is your sister hot it's like i asked neil tyson the question the point is when you're when you're at camp and you're and you're you know pickings are slim you really you fantasize fully you know what i'm saying you go all the way with everything put yourself put yourself in the shoes of another tender foot was he getting hard over your sister nick did you use the question did you watch the wilder fury fight i did but now i want to know your opinion on your sister what what import model does she look most like
16:01 from the 90s from the 9th francine francine d was the best one careful boys freddy jesus look careful that's when you use the comments there's like oh i forgot the names of them christine mendoza mendoza is it really for christie mendoza i jacked off to a lot of import tuner aiko tanaka of those three and then she became our friend i want to see what they're pulling them up right now are you guys talking about the chicks who lean on cars okay important cars so the mexicans have low rider and the asians had import two that's your sister which one's the closest yeah which one's close to your sister you ████ there was tila tequila oh yeah oh so she was a that's how she got famous huh she's still alive yeah she's a conspiracy theorist now all right it's an interesting lane uh aliens
16:52 reptilians uh oh the the reptile theory yeah oh she's like really into that stuff sister closely most closely resemble kylie you kyla you did she join a band after she started yeah i started bad yeah are you more kylo you type of sister he's looking for the best sister example right now looks like this whatever whatever legitimately disappointed that's so gay dude so your sister's pretty hot that's so gay look how big these boobs are dang oh my mom's dancing over there does she look like my mom i have a question about the question oh that's nasty that's going too far hey what's that stop it best of being a character wait so is your was your boy scout trip boy scouts of america yeah that's part of the bsa they got other ones boy scouts
17:43 of germany or something but it was it was a vietnamese troop it was a vietnamese troop operating in the boy's house of america was there another troop you didn't likely yeah absolutely let me go into this actually if anybody happens to be a vietnamese boy scout that's a fan that was in the the scene in like 20 years ago my dad uh he like co-founded a troop when he first came here or not first came here but like after he immigrated over and he brought me my sister into that troop right but they um the vietnamese scouts wanted to do it the vietnamese way whereas the boy scout uh way was very rank based like the idea of going tender football ball all the way eagle scout is a very american boy scout thing what's the vietnamese one like you have to be in the jungle and bite somebody's ankles off to get your first stripe use anybody's ankles you gotta be in a hole with an ak-47 and fast for three days and finally when your enemy comes you ████ bite their ankle off a lot of booby traps why do you need the gun you gotta get shot by my grandfather
18:33 [Laughter] that's the vietnamese boy scout that would be interesting was there how did you guys like rank up or do whatever what was the goal so that's the thing he uh there was an argument uh where my dad was like you know people need to adapt to the american way and these kids need to like have relative nature to like the boy scouts that they're playing with and stuff you know or doing stuff with so he fought for the ranking system but they didn't want it so then they had to like split and that's why my dad ended up creating a whole other truth oh ████ yeah he had a ████ boy scout philosophy beef yeah why well there's two ways to do it well the vietnamese way doesn't focus on ranking and it's a lot more like you know in the same way that like asian discipline is different in the household here so they beat their kids on that side yeah back then you could like beat people so they ████ smack so many crazy like if you left your shoes outside the tent like the older scots could pee in it whoa that's kind of tight i like that or like uh they would have like tests where like
19:24 you would have to um pack up all your ████ and then go sleep somewhere else you know what i mean uh to like test yourself or whatever and you go by yourself or with a partner and you'd sleep somewhere else for the night vietnamese boy scout sounds like some spartan training ████ that sounds legit that's the wilderness survival merit badge yes remember did you get that one no i was just in the vietnamese boy scouts is your badge for filling the shoe up completely with piss in one go no there's badges for everything from what life saving and swimming to basket weaving to like photography i was i was super like about the system i uh my dad even helped me become a merit badge counselor for fishing even though like i was really not that good but he made me turn me into the counselor so i could sign off on it for the rest of the boys in our troops what's the badge you earned that you're most proud of fishing hey do you like fishing i do like you i suck at it do you still have your sesh
20:15 at home somewhere let's go fishing man how many merit badges did you have you have to have 21 to get your scallops so i probably have like 24 or something like that you suck at fishing i enjoy it you ████ you get one you get do you get a bet for cleaning the fish how's your granddad fishing he's probably really good you know what we should do um you should create a man scouts so have ████ that's what kids is nah man nah she's gay hinges are you just dance yeah i want to learn wilderness ████ so we'll wear the same uniforms grown ass men with the short shorts and the ████ the careful boy scouts careful boy scouts and then you can teach us wilderness survival he probably knows more than me bart have you
21:06 he his he goes around an rv dude he doesn't like wilderness or i love the rv life i love it too he's the luxury survival only time i go camping i love that have you ever had to uh ████ sleep somewhere without a tent yeah hammocks i love it okay have you ever had to uh ████ in a hole all the time have you ever had to like make your own fire and cook are you talking are you eagle scouting versus a marine dude that's what i'm saying i like the rv life that's why i'm already saying like he already knows more than i'm like i've slept i've slept in a sleeping bag for two weeks straight with the rifle in the sleeping bag i'm like i'm good dude i'm gonna rv that's what i'm saying because my grandfather was an rv guy too and it's because he was a ████ marine he's like why the hell would i want to do that i already did it that sucked out well i wanted the rv yeah we've been on sub-zero hikes
21:57 where you're sweating your ass off because it's 20 miles right you get to your ████ location and you take off your clothes because it's wet and you want to sleep warm you wake up your ████ undershirt is frozen and you have to crumple it and break the ice off to put it back on i'm like nah dude rv life for life now see i want to lark because i fantasize about that what bart just told me i got really excited yeah he's hyper i'm like ooh frost bite legs let's do it she wants to simulate what he went through oh yeah it's just a simulation yeah or you could join the army or the marine corps or whatever isn't that just like call of duty or something i ████ i think i'll crush it in the air force i i think you're too wiggly for the military my friend i'll give away my position [Music]
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