0:00 [Music] an ex-cop who killed a man over texting in a movie theater has been acquitted of murder whoa because that guy should have been texting at the movie theater i agree to shut honestly bro if he wasn't an ex-cop and he was just a regular citizen i'd still let him off because when people are texting and either in front of me when they're next to you i want to grab their ████ phone and throw it out and be like do be like everybody else and do this when you do this just try 30 second timeout guys throwing out the phone versus murdering them are two kind of different things no you're wrong auntie lee this is where you're wrong this is what i do i turn my phone on the brightest and then i put this on
0:54 why do you look like a blind chinese accountant that's really good that's good bart that guy deserves to be shot do you think so all right i am okay with him being dead yeah but it's so rude though why do people do that it's so mean don't do it don't don't be on your phone when you're in the movie you guys did not think the point of the story is someone died it's like what do you mean it's a killable offense i think i think if you text on your phone in the movie theater people get to ask you who are you texting why are you interviewing what are you saying to this person then somebody else gets to ask like why are you talking yeah and then the chain of who gets shot is just infinite yeah especially if it's a good movie yeah but do people not know that in a dark room right when you open up your phone everybody behind you is now ████ because the eye like they they see the right light paper closer to the screen it's premium yeah i mean would be better for those people that open up their
1:44 phones with the brightness on their mouth breathers they're idiots they don't think about other people they're not considerate would you shoot a guy who's in front of you with his phone on and he's just watching an entirely different movie no if he's watching a different movie i understand but if he's text expect the comic he's watching it yeah if he's watching a different movie then i'm like yeah he just doesn't like this movie he's just bored i get it what if he's just recording the ████ screen that's different i would love it because i usually use those sights so yeah it's all good steve's a big fan in hammer square he turns around hi i'm malcolm footlocker i'm like you're the guy i'm a huge fan bro ████ i love you man like i watched the batman kyle i watched 30 minutes of it but then i was like man i don't think i know what's going on with this morning i miss those bootleg dvds let's get some details in here and see if any of your opinions are changing the opinions don't matter because obviously if he's texting is that i'm sticking double down on it no matter what triple down dude and i'm to defend my
2:36 stance who do you think okay he shot him that's what you think that's what i think all right he shot him i think old guy shot i think old guy shot young guy that looks like charles munger this guy texts a lot he uses his phone loves his phone this guy shot this guy yeah that guy was flipping on a sidekick he was like so this is this is our x-cop right here by the way ryan what a host i mean i think that maybe the dpi in their screen like maybe the image is like this big oh sorry ████ how do you do it do the thing do the thing just hold it up here he takes it further backwards he's like okay so what do you guys think this guy [Laughter] the hosting is unrivaled bro can you see him he's over there he's making me and anthony by the way a dancer and a ████ idiot i thought there's a post guys dancing no
3:27 so wait no there's never going to be any post reduction of them just putting the photo on the ████ screen in the edit though i'm the dance that'll never happen oh okay now i know that okay i'll bring you guys a ████ projector for these kids i don't want to do this you guys ████ see him you do that every time me and joe me and joe are always like what is it like what the ████ about because i'm like i don't know for us though it's great we have a great answer we're like yeah no you guys are you can't see ████ i'm pandering for votes here's what we do we go can we say that i don't have a mac yeah i know well i don't have a magazine do you want to bring my own laptop all right so this is the dude the old guy shot the young dude but here's the circumstance okay old guy's 79 years old ex-cop so young dude is texting on his phone
4:19 the old guy you know gives him some ████ says hey can you stop texting the young guy goes what's your problem man the movie hasn't even started it doesn't matter so the old guy the movie this is the double down sound but the trailers are good exactly the movie starts the experience starts the minute you walk through the movie theater i think that's why they designed the whole hallway that way i'll say and wait a second if you and if you're expecting something important don't go to the movies and if it's really if it's an emergency keep it on vibrate and just walk to the outside and then look at it there's so many places to go but what about the movie trivia part can you text during the movie trivia part i think you can nope yes you can and also until the lights dip right before the movie after the trailers and right before the movies is where they show the no cell phone thing that's when you turn it off yes i think as soon as the lights dim you got
5:10 to put your phone away the lights really dim when the movie starts even during the trailers they leave it half lift so you're cool when someone is lighting up a cigarette in the middle of a movie wait what nobody said that that's the same ████ totally different you wanna smoke you go outside i can't smell it so if you want to be on your cell phone go outside kind of a stretch but i go to the smoking section just want to let you guys know bart's for the murderer i am too wait and see if it's justified so what happens is uh he goes man the movie he started yet and allegedly throws a little bit of popcorn at the old guy oh you can't throw a pocket old guy leaves to go complain to the theater manager he doesn't text the theater manager no he doesn't respect cinema he's an arclight member i like him was this during the part where the polar bears were drinking coca-cola back in the 90s is during the part where the movie seats turn into vines and leaves and they all raise up
6:03 is this before the movie roller coaster or goes by the popcorn and the candy that's victorian right wow that's another good one that was good uh it's definitely before the movie so then the guy goes to complain and then returns young guy is still upset about the confrontation gets in the old guy's face they have a little bit of a yelling thing and uh i guess apparently knocks the popcorn out of the old guy's hand so he went out to complain but he was like i i gotta get popcorn no the old guy wants to complain yeah no so and then after he's like you know what that ad did work on me let me get the pocket since i'm out here cause the experience started the minute you walk in and he walked in and then he goes you know what you owe a son of a ████ and then they slept and he goes you just ████ my ████ popcorn now you're gonna die well the part the part that i sort of i'm like hey man because
6:53 like they in the testimony of the wife who's there she's like oh he just told him like like his movie has started he didn't use any profanity against the old guy nothing here's kindness but in the video oh there's a video the young dude grabs his popcorn out of his hand and throws it at him yeah you can't do that so the guy's 70 dude what are you doing ████ up man why are you picking on an old guy cause the old guy has to hurt his back get picking up all his popcorn yeah one by one so the old guy he's thinking the stand your ground uh you know claws and he's just like i felt like my life was in danger because he thought the guy was gonna beat him up yeah so he pulled out a gun shot in his chest and the bullet also went through the wife's hand whoa whoa and it hit her wedding ring finger and then it's symbolism oh ████ but they're married at the same time yeah the marriage yeah but honestly yeah i did the movie theater uh
7:49 no her finger flew onto a guy's face and the guy went down no yeah that's really that's how it went down so the guy was thinking the stand your ground law would protect him and it would never even have to go to court what a brilliant guy honestly uh and then the you know it still ended up going to trial he wins the case because you know rightfully he was he didn't actually do a physical confrontation but the young dude the guy was instigating it the whole time this guy sucks yeah and if you're an old guy and you're 79 and i mean it's hard to say like i mean if you beat up an old guy he's probably more likely going to die you couldn't die from getting punched in the face when you're like 80 years but this guy's picking on him because he knows he's old you think he would do that if the guy was bart no way well it depends well i'll tell you actually true story right so i got to a movie like probably 45 minutes early because i actually misread the time and this guy was there and and i was on my phone just because like it's 45 minutes before the movie's even going
8:39 to start even i would get pissed at you if the lights are on it's okay well no the lights were on yeah well i don't know if you really know you said right when you walk in the movie experience and we were already walked in and so this guy is like hey put your ████ phone away and let me just be a good host right now and show you this guy this is this guy okay this is this guy [Laughter] and yeah he's like put your ████ phone away and i'm like absolutely not i just want to be a good host right now okay and yeah he's like hey put your ████ phone away and i'm like absolutely not absolute movie's not even close to starting yet and he's like you're ruining my experience we're going to experience my son i have a little son i have a wife you know and i was like hey ████ yourself and then yeah let's take it outside okay and then he and then he went
9:30 outside he broke the movie immersion and then once he was outside i was able to subdue him you kicked his ████ ass right yeah yeah thank you thanks for showing us because you know what he spent all his time on the ████ muscles but he didn't work on the ████ that really matters yeah jude real ████ taekwondo we got tired fast crap [Music] you
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