0:00 and I remember this chick named Maggie crawled under my desk and she's like give me a rocket Steve I was like okay and she she ped it between my legs and she started sucking it like it was my oh ████ shut the fu I'm not kidding it was insane wait how old uh sixth grade sixth grade what was going on at home she's probably getting this stuff I didn't think of it yeah probably you just put that in my [Music] head all right so there is a Beverly Hills Middle School that has expelled five students after deep fake nude photos incident oh no middle school they were accused of using generative AI to create fake images of 16 fellow classmates guys and
0:51 girls I'm assuming not guys I'm assuming just the girls but they they might you you don't know a little more Progressive boys will be boys sometimes you might want to see a really really fun or yeah if it's 2024 it might be girls with on them true or like it might be like hey uh we want to see uh Bart with a like micro penis yeah it already is there yeah Bart's like just look at the miror dude we just want to see Bart nak it it's funny that that's like like when you think of it like middle schoolers that's crazy but then also I mean I feel like we were doing the equivalent of dumb ████ like that in terms of what was available we drawing titties exactly yeah like we were doing the Primitive version of that we were C painting I got suspended cuz uh my PE teacher walking I had a pink U balloon for a science experiment his name was Mr Dilly I was you like this Mr Dilly I was wiggling
1:42 the the pink balloon around he goes come over here then I got suspended that day okay that's funny though like a pink balloon that's funny but imagine imagine this situation where it's like a fellow classmate you're taking you know like shy home girl whatever you know what I mean and you're taking her and you're turning into this nude photo and then it's being passed around or some ████ that's sad that could ████ with somebody's entire it definitely deserves expulsion I think should be but what if it made your body hotter cuz like if they did that and then they're like dude I look ████ good I could look like this and then like because of that like all the girls want to date me and ████ cuz they think that that's what I really look like oh that's probably what happened I'm like dude that's what the media doesn't want want you to hear about probably turned around as a benefit I mean you guys seen that new Alibaba like AI generative
2:33 thing where it can take a single photo and then turn it into a a live video that can sing give a ████ speech you can tell exactly what to say a single photo reference so now using Ai and again it's only going to get better technically right the AI is only going to get more difficult to to know whether it's real or fake see that's why people ████ become Quakers and ████ technology is going forward too fast I want to live in the past go be a men T night yeah it's going to it's going to reset like that too crazy I was watching this Ticky taky of this lady who hired um not pilgrims what are they called the the Pennsylvania peop Amish oh the Amish she was like they are the best like they'll build a house hella quick they come they come over they don't even ████ they don't like they just drink water and like ████ coffee and
3:23 they'll just build I feel like they'll forget the wiring yeah and they're going to die of cancer and obesity by the time they leave there's no there's no electricity where's the outlets just wait there's a really sick ass Log Cabin I mean we live in a current society and generation where like obviously none of us will ever be able to relate to this maybe unless you have children who are doing it right but uh the idea I remember the first time that there were like laptops in school I was like holy ████ that's wild right and then it's like oh yeah all schools have iPads now everybody's got an iPad they give them to some classes or whatnot students can just have that instead of carrying remember the ████ ████ textbooks are huge not everybody has to do that right now we're getting to a spot where people are doing chat GPT to write their essays or like find information or do math algorithms and ████ your essays aren going to be good probably or they're all going to be when
4:14 Tao was five I remember like thinking like ████ okay how do I teach him how to use like a laptop and all this stuff like cuz I'm supposed to teach him everything and then we had like a school conference he goes hey papa check this out he opens a laptop puts the headphones on ████ Mouse all this ████ I was like what the ████ ████ so I don't even have to teach him and he's a 5-year-old he already mastered the laptop he's better cuz at home like I think he like thinks my computer is like a work computer oh so like it almost feels like he never plays with it and I'm like dude I think he knows how to use my computer better than I do plus he's looking at you and you're like yeah legit my dad's ████ slow tyer yeah but he knows how to do ████ all that and then ████ clicking around and doing whatever's like he's playing stories and ████ I'm like dude these kids born in this age are just so Advanced man my brother has this kid
5:04 programming ████ the kid's like ████ 6 years old wow what they got this like little programming kid or whatever and the kid's basically a ████ Amish cuz my brother's like a ████ white trash piece of ████ right so he he doesn't they don't let their kids like on anything with that generates light if it generates light they don't let him on it my brother Kenny so so he just yeah his kids like just know how to program like little ████ digy dudes and ████ digy now like one of like elective courses and stuff is coding that's what that's what he's doing he's doing coding to his kids like kids yeah I'm not even talking about teenager I'm talking kid kids I honestly don't even know what coding is honestly me NE I don't even know I don't know like what the basics are how to start I don't know I don't have no skills in coding cuz even like HTML is considered like black and white to those fools right you probably know what the
5:55 ████ that ████ is not I don't know actual coding oh I only know um image tool which is for like software for like games and ████ but then real coding is like that language is ████ Chinese to me and imagine teaching that to a ████ kid a six-year-old they do they do it super educationally they have these like kits it's all colorful it's cool they create like little like I don't know systems that move and stuff so it's it's it's fun if I'm going to learn coding I have to go through that one but then if you imagine being a kid and that is more interesting than a lot of other ████ yeah I could see I could see why they're so good yeah cuz it is cooler like yeah you get to like learn how to make the stuff that you consume yeah plus the the interactivity of the experience like being on like Hardware that's and doing stuff versus like ████ that we were doing back in the day you know it's like hey guys we're going to do an egg drop we're going to be uh
6:45 we're going to be surrounding a balloon with string starching it and popping the balloon you ever did that no wow I'm that old that was considered the fun stuff paper mâché yeah it like makes a ████ uh like a string ball that's floating you never seen that oh we never remember dude we it sounds like a bit it's not we were doing the bottle rockets in the science class and I remember this chick named Maggie crawled under my desk and she's like give me a rocket steveen I was like okay and she she put it between my legs and she started sucking it like it was my dick oh ████ shut the I'm not kidding it was insane wait how old uh sixth grade sixth grade what was going on at home she's probably getting molested and stuff I didn't think of it yeah probably you just put that in my head Jesus oh yeah didn't even think of that wow thanks Ryan maybe she got dared by her ruined I
7:37 don't know holy ████ yeah when you think about things like that in the past you're like I remember I was not at all sexually understanding of things so I was just like waa what the ████ I did not play it cool my Rockets are above the table like whoa I think I think even in ████ sixth grade I remember we had to sign the permission slit to go into the sex one time course and then you know they ████ trolley in the the ████ overhead projector thing and they got these like basically ████ X-rays of like pictures and ████ that they're throwing on this projector and we're just seeing like you know we're all kids laughing at like the anatomy of a penis you know imagine how people are learning today oh forget it proba 3D model overhead projectors you know what I'm talking about like that was are they
8:27 done they don't do this anymore we should maybe we should bring it back definitely don't have that no more sure don't that's definitely an antique that Ryan probably put in like the ████ tiger belly room they probably have a sick ass green screen cuz even when I was in college I remember only one of my professors had a projector everyone else already had ████ uh slide what they called PowerPoints yeah oh oh yeah PowerPoints was like the TCH do you guys remember cahoot in college cahoot is this thing where it was like everyone could log on if you had a big Auditorium everyone would take a quiz you have to log on to a webs site you you put the you put the code in and then you're in this uh digital classroom so you submit your answers you have a little profile this sounds much more like jackbox party no that's exactly it's literally it's exact exact setup it's exact setup I don't think I did that and they did that and I remember at the time of college like this is cool
9:18 like this is that's how you did your work that's how you did everything yeah but now they just have ████ iPads and the kids are coding so we're ████ the Stone Age mhm giving coding to kids is probably going to save the ████ out of that generation definitely yeah that's where all the jobs are going the little young ones it's like that's how you end up with uh a generation that's not all dependent on one resource like Cobalt or coal and then they're all ████ when there's no need for it we're going to need Cobalt for a while my friend you know it's a funny thought for no reason um it's like these kids ████ AI generative nude photos of the classmates yeah for sure expel them yeah but if they did it to like their teacher it's kind of funny I think I think they would get expelled too might have to get hired at Apple cuz I got suspended under just sexual harassment with the balloon with
10:08 a pink dick thing to to another male teacher I know cuz that teacher was uh he would he was our PE teacher that would go like make us get dressed and he would just stand there in the hallway and watch us cuz you made him too horny dude all the time I bet you all your teachers were waiting for you to do something honestly I think they hated me that's that's true too yeah that's did you have tats up and down your arms then too at 16 years old no that's I was like oh you want to watch us get dressed I was like how do you like this Mr dillian like this like come here the detail that Barts leaving out he actually was just butt naked yeah yeah what if he doesn't even want to watch you but they're just like this guy you can't keep an eye away cuz this guy's a ████ ████ he's so dumb he might drown in the water fountains it's true though I really feel like you're probably right that they were just waiting for a reason because there were so many kids that did worse ████ than that and they didn't get
10:58 expelled you know what I mean like if they like you like our ████ homie got in trouble for selling drugs at school and they didn't expel him or suspend him and they didn't like me cuz they got me smoking weed they they kick me out immediately they'll be like I know you messed up but I believe in you maybe that kid's the plug for the teacher believe in me you never know damn they did not believe in me damn dude that girl's probably getting molested now that you put that in my head that's [Music] crazy [Music]
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