0:00 oh my God right Ryan's dead he's dead are you okay wait oh my God is he alive kiss him on the lips [Music] okay this just happened this is a ████ this is one of those stories where it's like oh my God I'm so glad this happened while we were at JK so I'm gonna play a video I'm gonna play a video for you guys and if you guys are gonna tell me what you think so this are you covering your face right what's happened that's all bad stupid I call the world we call police when she came home to find her house trashed this is what they found on our surveillance tape crashing sound ████ you dude why are we even
0:50 breaking sound oh no how's the bear even up there I don't ████ see ████ dude I don't see anything oh it's you gotta see what happens with this video I kind of feel a little bit inspired right now oh playing piano joint rate the freezer wow thank God for these captions so yeah so it's the Washington Post that's how you know it's official democracy dies in diamonds
1:45 so yeah there was a this is breaking news breaking news is a Hot Topic oh my God right Ryan's dead he's dead are you okay wait oh my God is he alive kiss him on the lips CPR on the dick all right guys [Applause] I can't figure off this man that's how dead I am from you doing this what did I do what did I do you know what you did what did I do yeah that was the most gangster ████ I've ever seen holy ████ dude those album boxes are expensive so ████ gangster what the ████ that was so cool okay guys turn that into a short check that out no no I'm not I refuse did Ryan's so mad at me I can't believe it why are you mad at him what's the real news
2:35 bear broken it's really doing the bear article holy ████ dude all steam day guys I thought we did this one already no no he kept sending chat saying cause breaking news dude weeks ago it was the last block where you weren't hosting I don't think that's what happened and then you sent this to the group chat saying hey guys can you Hot Topic this this is important for you and it showed up exactly the same Wayward all you saw was this camera yeah and we all were like oh what the ████ is this bear comes in and then you check the date and even that's an old article I don't know this this is breaking news why do you want to talk about this article this is a Hot Topic we got rush it out though let's do it all right go ahead give it your best shot okay so yeah there's no this bear comes he's like you know he comes to the
3:26 door and then this bear like starts playing the piano it's ████ crazy and this these homeowners like holy ████ ████ you know we can't believe this Bear's playing this piano he didn't look like it trashed the house I think they're just being racist yeah exactly and they're like I can't believe this Bear's playing a baby baby grand piano like shouldn't babies be playing baby game not Bears yeah and so that freaked people out yeah and so yeah naturally it just it just takes your natural auspicions you have you have your own prejudices right we all do yeah we all do this babies yeah no no helping you let him let him support it on his own dude like I'm trying to listen and be and I'm running out of bandwidth I think we all are dude
4:17 this doesn't sound like an end of the day right [Laughter] we got it no because it I'm dying to because he's like remember the yesterday he goes oh dude I gotta have that many articles at least one would be that yeah dude we're split I was like no dude you got the whole day tomorrow oh ████ he's gonna ████ with us what was the other one you were gonna use besides this one was there another one this one no this is the one this is the one there was another there wasn't another article that you had yeah Steve for sure yesterday was like Yo dude you got the whole day holy ████ he's like now you're ████ with me right
5:07 no no this is it how old was the bear how old was the bear I don't know but the Bears ████ five years older now in barrier and barrier yeah 35 . and barriers do you have any pictures of the Bears friends yeah was it a Steinway was it a Yamaha you gotta love it when the owners even hate this room hey um what was the bear's birthday all right now riff Once you pull that up I just knew instantly because I just remember staring at it for so long after the first time and it because it was slow to load it was like I was like oh what is this video that like yeah it's gonna be
5:58 good Steve doesn't normally send things and goes hey guys make sure this is like I was like it must be good and it's like this a bear playing piano 2017. it doesn't usually send stuff that's real he says this is not a costume this is real unlike you you said the wolf costume some ████ did I jerk it off as wolf [Laughter] do I like ████ get this jollies or whatever and you like you enjoyed that I guess that was Hot Topic guys yeah yeah that was HT maybe that was actually a Hot Topic that was a viral okay that's gonna save this company you're bringing up this 2017 ████ we're going down you enjoyed that many times when I see like wild animals like that I go why can't I I be a rich Saudi Prince so you own one I I want a bear I want a saber-toothed
6:48 ████ tiger I want a wolf costume dude I want a Japanese man and a in a Lassie Collie costume Sabertooth Tiger's extinct or no can you you can still buy those right uh at the at the Museum oh right like in Taxidermy style have you guys seen that that video that was going viral of um I think they're like the Middle East somewhere or like maybe Russia and I sent this video to to Anthony uh-oh and it was a guy a very small like like a dwarf man and there's a bunch of lions right there yeah and they pick up this dwarf man and they throw it to the lion he doesn't lion doesn't like eat them or anything that's Anthony's favorite kind of the guy's just like ah we should react to that maybe since we're on an animal oh they don't even heard him nah they just like try to bite him a little bit and just screaming it's kind of they're just trying to bite him
7:38 a little God what the ████ how much do you think do you think would cost to make a saber tooth out of paper mache to make us like not a lot too but it's paper mache though what is that's not like 40 bucks yeah it's one step below fiberglass paper machine this is newspaper and fun coating can we glue that to a tiger and make like a ████ billion dollars oh yeah because dude you just need a horn he wants to just you want to just paper mache the saber tooth and then take the teeth that's even cheaper find a type of hot glue some paper mache favorite team I should date the tiger you hot glue it it wakes up the tranquilizer is gonna cost more than the paper mache it's fine because back in the day they would put a
8:29 horn on a horse and be like this is your one chance to buy a unicorn and then ████ suckers like me yeah in medieval times would buy and I bring it home be like father look I've bought a unicorn and then they'll be like what the ████ ████ where's the bread oh don't worry father it came with these magic beans oh oh dear it's just a Peapod what have I done oops where's the bread please subscribe to our patreon oh my God so true yeah so we should plug the patreon can't wait to actually do real news and real jokes over there dig into hard news journalism in 2023. we're gonna have Steve on the field out there I'm gonna be out there the real questions and making sure that we have the photos that nixo is asking
9:20 for deep diving please yes I'll be asking the questions everyone wants to know like hey so like I heard a molestation happen here like what exactly happened can you exactly explained step by step what happened the sensitivity in that hey I heard them all Station Avenue yeah hey wait I'm kicking this cable this Cable's ████ breaking my balls hold on yeah hey so like I heard somebody die today yeah what happened how are you related were you close who got touched you you look like it was you wasn't a good death a bad death come on oh my god dude all steam day's so good done and JK is gonna be so sick in 2023. yeah I think so and we're gonna win a streaming finally dude finally long last because we're kind of controversial like we're
10:11 the only channel that would probably like that hasn't been out hey that was like that was one of the top comments that was one of the top comments on um on the what what men want is that people were just like screaming you'll never see YouTubers make a video like this ever yeah that's true oh boards just exactly talking about how good he can suck dick oh that video came out dude yeah it was a good video I think that should win a streaming it's a it's a like yeah can you please imagine you have options yep I saw from comments dude you probably made a lot of dudes ████ cream pants yeah dude those dudes know that they're good at sucking dick too they just don't want to admit it dude the only guy who's probably not down is Graham Stefan
11:03 the only guy [Music] oh foreign
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