0:00 you remember that one time that one person was like found that was like living in somebody's attic and the only reason why he found out was because he was like who keeps drinking my orange juice yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then he set up a security camera and then like late at night while he's sleeping she like sneaks out the comfortable is that so scary she was living for over a year I think about that all the [Music] time all right so there's this uh Supermarket it's called Family Fair Family Fair Supermarket let me go ahead and hook you guys up with this image cool oh thank you right here Family Fair Supermarket that looks like a All American Midwest like Market or something especially with that American flag yeah and right next to the American flag where you see the giant rooftop logo area a Home Depot all right you see
0:52 that you see that you know what's interesting what someone was living there what inside someone was living inside ████ what that's kind of cool a former employee not a former employee in the roof the police ended up calling her the roof ninja because for some reason they like she was all in black with like black goggles oh wow look like a so she Blended up there mhm and uh when she was living there in the top of this family Fair sign like she was like decked out she actually had a coffee maker in there a computer with a printer she had bedding wait why does she need a printer dude for job the only reason why they found it is because uh like a roofer went up there and saw electrical cable that just like went into found a router yeah so she like had plugged in she bought an
1:42 electrical uh extension cord and then plugged it into an outlet that was like near the roof like pass or whatever and then wired it into this little bunker she's like a human rat yeah just let her live BR I know do she have to parkour up to her own yeah how did she get up there so the funny thing is she didn't explain and then so they just assumed that maybe she got up there with the ladder but then she didn't explain what it was and they're like there's no ladder so they're like they don't know maybe she has to climb up within the store somewhere some cor but they they just have no idea cuz it's like one does she stay there all day and then cuz what does like does she how does she get in and get out without being noticed and then the bathroom situation she probably goes in as a a customer Maybe you think so maybe you remember that one time that
2:33 one person was like found that was like living in somebody's attic and the only reason why he found out was because he was like who keeps ████ drinking my orange juice yeah yeah yeah yeah and then he set up a security camera and then like late at night while he's sleeping she like sneaks out thefort isn't that so scary she was living for over a year I think about that all the time I check under my bed every day so I don't so I'm breathing in there yeah bro I'm always tripping out is that crazy yeah kind of you you wouldn't get sad that they didn't wake you up with a ████ that's usually the second thought not the first yeah I think the first I don't think I don't think the first thought of somebody living in my house they' be like you know I want to suck that guy's dick I don't think so well they should be grateful is what I'm saying yeah yeah they should they should that's exactly what I was thinking it would be you're mad that if it was a girl well I can't cheat on Anna yeah
3:23 what a stand up what a ████ great dude but if it was unwanted cuz I'm not gay then that's a different story H but that also means that like before you wake up but it's happening it'll like transcend into your dream state so it like you'll probably be like imagining whatever it is or you're imagining a guy baby you I didn't know I'm getting a happy morning wakeup call and it's like oh my God there's a man [Music] here NY don't worry dog I just want to pay my rent oh okay cool yeah cool as you were continue you could finish then get out you could finish this is like the state like we we've been getting a lot more articles that are similar to this right like a lot of the people that go into storage units and they're like ████ bold enough to randomly put it
4:13 on Tik Tok oh like they live there now and half of the comments is like if you get caught you're going to be banned from all the storage units in your area this I'm reporting you whatever whatever I'm like dude it's like why would you post it on Tik Tok too bro idiots it's like I think cuz they just want to show you guys how to a house hack I just saw these teens that are break into all these like amusement parks Dodger Stadium and they show the route that they go and then now they're all of them are Banning them yeah dude you're blown up the spot yeah idiots for the views but not for like the actual life yeah yeah it's like what's more important for you you having a place to sleep in a storage unit or you blowing up online for like and you know what's crazy back in the day you would get the same like dopamine or Euphoria for doing the same thing but showing like one friend not need to show 100,000 people that you
5:03 don't know you get the same thing if you found like a route to break into like a your ████ cafeteria at a certain hour and you show your one homie same ████ thing but probably even better cuz you're sharing it with somebody versus your phone but now people need to do that and then they ruin that for like ever for sure idiots ruin the spot but but you know what has been kind of like a sick little rabbit hole that you know I like found on Tik Tok and stuff there's like cuz you know when you think of homeless people especially for for our city and stuff like that you think about like the tents and you think about like maybe dirty or drugs because that's what we're familiar with but there's a whole Spectrum to different types of people that find themselves in homeless situations right and there's this one dude uh who is homeless tent has like a bunch of ████ you know what but his content is like the speed ramping like time lapse of him like cleaning
5:54 everything that's cool clean homeless he's a homeless influencer hey send me some Link in his ████ in his ████ tent like just seeing like it's time for a cleaning and he just takes everything out slowly it's very OCD and he's like scrubbing like dirty areas or sweeping or mopping reorganizing stuff like wiping little things down putting them back on his mini rack which is like a crate you know what I mean like and just ████ going like is he still covered in dirt after he's done no he's not dirty cuz like a lot of these people again they're homeless but like what's the difference between living in a tent and living in your car if you don't have a home but you're still functioning maybe you do crackhead maybe you still do like you know show up to some sort of parttime thing or you're going to you know the service center or whatever you know what I mean to like figure things out I don't even consider them really like the real bums that I'm used to I see them like transitional that's what
6:44 I'm saying though like they like oh that's but they're still they're still unhoused right they're still unhoused people and I like the guys who live in in their cars and they they live in like cold climats and they show like this is how I stay warm overnight and they show like their little hacks in in their beds in their car beds I'm like this actually pretty tight I mean at the end of the day they still got like cell phone service to ████ post on Tik Tok you know so there was this um very unusual homeless man he looked like a just a regular Korean uncle that goes golfing has a polo shirt just like a just imagine like a Korean liquor store owner right there's a bench by this long strip of river called the alaw in Wy ke oh yeah and there's a bench there and at every night this fool pulls up he has a tarp he had like books he had like it
7:34 just looked like this fool was in the middle of moving right boxes all that ████ and every night we would walk by before we get home and this guy's got everything all packed up and then it looks like nice clean all of his clothes are folded up and he's sleeping on a bench and I was like damn this guy's way too clean to be homeless but I think it's one of those situations where he was transitional couple months later um we don't see him anymore so I think he was just sleeping there cuz he he was down and out for a little bit and I think there's a lot of situations like that but the way we think of homeless I think we think of um the guys that are jacking off and talking to themselves yeah yeah yeah because that's what we see all the time and and it's right down the street from us or we lived in these neighborhoods you know I think La in general also has Pro bums like they're like professional bums the
8:26 pound-for-pound best bums in the world dude pfor pound yeah just the other day driving around you see two a girl and a guy a girl and a guy come out of a tent blue hair nice shirt cracked out you know they're just Pro they know what they're doing they're grabbing electricity out light pools yeah yeah yeah yeah you know they're like wow yo what a way to use your resource during the pandemic I was training clients at the park cuz we couldn't be in a gym and every morning there was this older black couple that would always be over there and this lady would always like hype me up and be like oh he's going to kick your ass today he's going to give you a good workout he's the best and I was like we developed a relationship and uh like one of my clients would buy food for him sometimes you know so it was actually cool and then I bumped into her a couple days like a couple months later at my buddy's coffee shop and she was like walking outside and I was like I was like I don't see you at the park
9:16 anymore like where you been at she's like oh we just got we just got some housing over here and they finally made it and they're like back up on their feet and you're like yo that's ████ cool like cuz you don't really hear that ever ever dude you don't really know what happens to these people and then you're like okay cool they ████ made it a big or they died yeah or they died but that's really happy though I made a lot of friends in my graffiti days thinking back as uh there were a lot of teen runaways and there was this one kid his name was Bubba he was like a straight up what do you call it like a like a country boy like in the and you're like in the middle of La did he like shrimp he had a he had that country accent but he had that what do you call it like a mullet and he would go out smoke weed with does tag and then like um after a while like he would just I guess like people would hear his story
10:07 right be like oh ████ this fool we were like what 16 he would um he said that he took the trains and he just hopped from one train to another and I'm like that's some Huckleberry fin ████ right I don't know how like honest he was or what it but at the time we just took him for what he said and then so he would rotate like he would sleep on this guy's couch this guy shower at this person and after a while people were just like man this guy's overstaying is welcome you got to figure your ████ out and then people wouldn't let him stay anymore and then I think after a while like he he wasn't a bad guess like he wouldn't steal from you or anything like that but we would run into so many of these kids that were like runaways just oh and I and I would think like oh you just didn't get along with your parents and you fought now I know like most of these kids were being abused severely at the house that's why
10:57 they weren't home but they won't talk about that ████ when you're like the same age you're just like yeah I got an argument with my family or whatever I decid to leave and I used to be like that's so cool you're just ████ adventuring and backpacking but that's a huge thing too is like teen runaways mhm [Music]
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