0:00 and then I moved in with my dad and then my mom jacked that car from me because I went to the parking space I'm like what the ████ where's the car I called my mom you're not gonna believe that someone stole the car show that yeah I did I ████ came put a real gangster now ████ [Music] welcome back to careful boys we have with us David so today what a Cheeto fingers my Cheeto fingers baby guy uh oh thank you wow it's very polite um I'm a good host really what was your first car and how did you get it Isuzu Trooper baby 4x4 let's go it's just a dripper that's pretty giant I've been trying to find that car again but it's just like what year 1990 something
0:51 I don't remember which one but it was before the the tire in the back had a hard shell so it was it was a leather uh the little case the first car we bought or got and how'd you get it dude mine was a a Honda Civic how'd you get it oh my dad drove it he just gave it to me um so he no stipulations nothing like him I was working for the store so I had to go drive back and forth for stuff but I ████ loved that ████ car dude like before Asus stopped creating commercial uh like uh everyday vehicles and they only went commercial because that's where they started it anyways that was like rated like the above the Jeep the best 4x4 ████ four wheeler at the time it was so ████ dope but I just my dad we had it was just to fix it cost so much because once they got rid of their everyday car stuff they went commercial getting parts you had to get it from Japan and everything else so just wasn't worth it yeah
1:47 it was a nice four screen dude I would ████ like that now that's a great first car actually I still I still love this car I think it still looks great it's ████ dope man hey that's a good one uh I remember this one time because I was uh just like every typical Asian joke like age people can't drive it's true with me I'm a terrible driver everybody knows that about me uh I remember I was I picked up this girl that I was like had a crush on and then we were talking I was like so mesmerized by how hot she was uh I wasn't paying attention and then I kind of let go of the brakes and the cards started lean for and I hit this old dude and he like rolled on top of the hood oh ████ he had like a walker and everything what he went and I was wasn't even paying attention this guy was like Hey I'm like oh ████ and I stopped and he just kindly got off because I didn't hit him super hard oh okay yeah you were just in his space yeah and I was like I
2:37 was like I'm so sorry and this guy was so ████ understanding he just started laughing old white guy oh he was so kind though he just started laughing because that thing happened to him he's probably been through worse in the war oh my God I was a nap this is nothing but yeah that was probably a little little traumatized start taking the land mine up yeah it's like so specific I'm sorry we can't see it's just because you're tiny eyes shout outs to old white guy Mike thank you man you said you had a Civic I had like a it was a hand-me-down name it I think it was a 1989 Honda Civic oh wow that's sick it had the automatic seat
3:28 belt is it though [Music] no way it's this thing that one yeah the straight lines it was something like it I think it was it might have been the Honda Accord had the automatic seat belt though I remember I think it might first I tried the 1990. because the Honda Accord with the pop-up lights is the one that had the automatic seat belt because I still want that cartilage because we didn't have the we didn't have the pop-up lights no still pop up I think yeah these are not pop up those are not pop-up I think it was that that's crazy your car was older than you yeah it was because it was it was my it was my grandma's car it was my dad's car and then it was my sister's first couple cars I still want this car and then I was driving that I remember I was I was like 15 and I was teaching myself how to park and just like I was just learning how to park in the driveway and I backed it up too far and I hit the ████ garage oh
4:19 no and I was like oh ████ and I didn't have a license at the time but they weren't like they were like dude what the ████ are you doing they were like mad at me don't you know you're Asian what did they say but I was practicing the time we tell you you're Asian what do you mean I can't drive your insurance is higher and you're also really really smart but that was the car that was the car and it's still because my dad was a cigarette smoker so it smells like cigarettes in there because oh and didn't those have ashtrays in them yeah yeah and it was like deep in the fabric and I just remember like oh yeah dude that smell is so nostalgic the cars don't come with a cigarette lighter but you have to buy it like separately for when you punch it in oh and he used to have like a little cigarette sign on it that's right because there's a nothing tab there now yeah right absolutely nothing I miss smoking but I used to love the smell of the cigarettes they smell like it's this it's funny because it is a nostalgic smell yeah because you
5:09 don't run anything cigarettes in upholstery of things like in Fabric and curtains good seats yeah it smells like child abuse man mine was uh 1986 Nissan 200 SX that's a really dope first car bro that's tight what color was it it was two-toned it had a gray on bottom it comes with the kit too like from Factory wait you had this thing bro this car is really that was what you had because I wanted a uh I wanted a 86 Corolla still ████ cool those are really cool is it 86 Corolla Initial D one yeah I wanted that one but those are really expensive and then that one looks like it it's rear-wheel drive it's V6 it's hatchback but it's a V6 so that's why I was like yo I could hit people straight but I can also drift baby that's a big that's a big motor how'd you get this it was like
5:59 about a little over a grand and then at what age 16 you bought it no I probably was like 17. Wow 17 or eight how'd you earn the money to buy it I just saved up I've always made money since I was like 15 doing random things but mine was a two-tone it was white on top gray on bottom and that's not which Factory yeah Factory and then the guy that I bought it from um he already had a couple cars it's like this black dude and he was real cool and he was all like I was like yeah man um when I was bargaining with them too I was like yeah I'm gonna have to get like get tuned and I need some money um so I need I need to get it for like a little bit cheaper and he goes yeah I could see that you need some tunes and I'm like huh and he goes yeah you want to put some bass in like some tunes and stuff and I'm like yeah no I think I'm gonna get it tuned up and everything like and I was like well I'll run with it if you're gonna give it to me cheaper
6:50 but I remember it was like I saved so much money up it was like a little over a thousand bucks but back then it was like I think thousand bucks would be like 3K now yeah yeah even maybe even more maybe more yeah but that's that that took a minute to save but that was my first purchase before that I had a um when my pops left we had an extra car so I was just using that one but that I didn't feel like it was mine you know right how long until you upgraded did you drive this around for years or what uh that one you know you're trying to be like Initial D and ████ and then like me and my buddies we were at this park in a parking lot and then we heard uh police signers in the back so we all just ████ booked it and then um my buddy got caught behind me and I thought I got away and then my transmission wouldn't go past like
7:41 second gear so I was like and I couldn't go to third so the whole time like I think I was going like 25 miles per hour just home yeah and then like after that it was done like you know I couldn't afford just broken yeah and then so I had this that Camry that that uh that was kind of busted up for a minute and then I saved up and I got a Supra a 1980. you had a Supra oh the MK3 I think it was two yeah it's 19 1989 that's awesome cool ████ man damn Toyota Supra uh rest in peace my Honda Element dude it was a tagra top oh yeah yeah you had a Target no no no sorry not tiger top it was um it was in a it was in a you can remove it yeah it does Target yeah okay
8:32 it wasn't it wasn't a convertible yeah yeah it was Tiger top and then it was uh this one is that one that exact one remember that bar that's the Mark III yeah and that's the one that burnt down I have a picture of it too these things are I actually have a I think I have a picture in my phone of it burnt down my dad had this exact same car now everything about you is so cool I had that wow you had two pop-up headlight cars in a row yeah dude I really was into Japanese Classics though well they were Classics that much at the time because I think this was still 2 000. nice yeah oh the car right now dude I see them on the streets bro and I'm like always in ████ condition though man people oh look at this that's my car oh ████ isn't that crazy look I tell the story all the time of like um
9:24 when I came home from Bart's house like this I had smoke coming out of my garage and my neighbor's like your garage is smoking and I couldn't get in because I already locked it it in the fire department came they busted open and a cloud of smoke came in and this ████ was straight barbecue ribbing dude and nothing else caught fire besides the car it was a it looks electrical and then the the fire guys just said it looked like electrical from the headlight it started there and then it spread but it got destroyed man yeah and I bought this from a ████ grandma in San Diego how much like four grand four or five yeah and those were uh stick huh that was stick it was turbo yeah inline six dude it's got a Crusher ████ yeah man I know man and then the thing that beats me up though is I've never had
10:14 cars that I full fully finished project wise even till this day so all the cards that I bought it was always like I had a dream of what it was gonna be and then it broke down right so like even right now like um I you know I have my Tacoma I haven't finished it and then like I have what's not finished with the Tacoma uh well I wanna do like a lift and I want to get new wheels and everything and I want to get like a and Land Cruisers mainly cosmetic huh Land Cruiser is one of those things where I think I love it now just the way it is but eventually as time goes I'll probably convert it yeah but I do miss those old cars man those are really fun what about you Anthony what was your first car dude nothing's as cool as everything Joe just said I feel so weak but I've never had Civics and integras and I always wanted them these were a result of I couldn't afford
11:05 those so I got the coolest thing that I can afford I I never had my own car until like way late so like I I my parents had a dry cleaners so I like learned on my parents delivery van which is a 1982 Volkswagen van again and then and then just turns on a dry cleaner yeah ████ biting much hey why don't you come over here you ████ hungry you want to talk to me on my face dry cleaners why are you biting bro at the end of the day it was ████ oppression Olympics right now yeah dude yeah what else did your parents also beat you what was the car that you were watching beat me off what was the car that you were allowed to drive oh you're white so I was I was driving that which
11:56 one the 1982 Volkswagen van again oh that's right no you are steering that is ████ cool of mannequin when you're really young you're not thinking about things in that way yet I guess and uh no it didn't have a pop top but they and uh uh it was Twinkie mobile so it was like uh both two-toned like dark brown light brown right there isn't that the Ninja Turtle van it's literally this one huh oh no yeah I thought that's my dream van I want that one when you're I want the boxy one 14 15 you're not really oh it wasn't cool that no way yeah and it wasn't like decked out it was like we they took out the middle seat because we had to pull in other people's dry cleaning and deliver clothes so we had to put in metal bars yeah yeah yeah I mean so so I learned on that one and then one of our um our pressers for like
12:46 the shirts this old old ass Vietnamese guy right he had a 1990 Toyota Camry it was like this bluish silver one that we bought off of him so I think like 2 500 bucks and that was the one me and my sister actually drove around oh and then finally she got a 2002 this type yeah yeah that's super Vietnamese and then she got it she got a 2002 Honda Civic DX and when she 2000 2002. when she graduated four-door white uh a white sedan graduate high school that was finally when I was driving one car by myself not sharing it with us 2002 was where you finally were the four-door sedan DX not cool at all what color was that white White's nice stock as ████ but my first time I ever bought my own car for myself wasn't until I got a 2006
13:36 uh Honda Accord Coupe black stick shift oh that's pretty cool dude see I never owned a Honda and I thought they were so cool yeah I bought that one for myself wow but were your guys's height just these ones huh yeah but it was like it had like a lip kit on it oh you hooked it up I bought it uh no no I bought it used I think that's when I first met you when you had that yeah I had that car yeah what was your guys's like high school like oh does the car need to get Integra man in high school Integra everybody wanted an Integra mine was a Jeep Grand Cherokee I was always so weird compared to my friends I always like to lift the trucks and stuff oh you had a Jeep Grand Cherokee no no that was my dream car like all my friends wanted Integra Civic SI whatever all that stuff we're gonna put a B16 or whatever yeah yeah and then for me I was like I always just liked trucks and jeeps and ████
14:26 like that truck guys four runners yeah I always just like those and would you get stuck with driving that time so my first car was a 90s Volvo station wagon it was like a burgundy one look up like 95. I probably weigh like three tons super Very Superstitious so she she thought I was always gonna just crash into something so she's like let me get this ████ a tank so that was like and then she likes the color red because it's supposed to be lucky so she spent like five G's and she got me a a state like that older than that older than that yeah and then she got me a station wagon like that but what was cool I got to make the best out of that when she got me that car I don't really have no we got these these
15:18 but I'm like what the churches always gave these away to somebody I'm like there's no that's not cool at all right there's no way I can ████ go like hit people up at the ████ movie theaters but I was able to uh turn like lemons into lemonade because I was like the back was actually really comfy so I ended up putting like sleeping bags and ████ back there so I was able to kind of go also be a cool place just hang out like if we ever ████ yeah dude I never ████ back there but just to go like hang out and like open the door one of those boys yo if you if you I could kind of Imagine That lifted though that might be so that thing was so old I don't even if it's real that day was so old it died in under a year oh ████ and so my mom ended up getting a new a car a CRV so she gave me hers so type in maybe like I don't know tooth here here it is here it is lifted
16:09 hey there's your Jeep Grand Cherokee dream and it's like a Subaru I've been I don't know maybe like 1998 Honda CRV or some ████ or two thousand eight oh these babies these cars are so resilient you still see these guys oh though yeah and then my mom was ████ being a spying ass ████ so this is when I got kicked out of my my uh my high schools no personal responsibility whatsoever this was like let's go super stupid she got this card anyone made me sick because like she think I'm dangerous but yeah no ████ dude she caught you that goddamn car and then I moved in with my dad and then my mom jacked that car from me so I went to the parking space I'm like what the ████ where's the car I called my mom we're
17:00 not gonna believe that someone stole the car so that yeah I did I ████ came who the real gangster now ████ she would go every week and look at the uh odometer to see how much I drove and that was during like the uh oh what's the ████ Raven ████ San Bernardino Master Dome Master Dome days yeah yeah Master Dome days so ████ every week I'm driving probably A Thousand Miles wow everywhere you know what I mean I'll spend like a thousand miles a week Vanessa Carlton chill yeah she's like you're driving way too much so she came jacked it how come you never thought about her catching you well she lived in Cerritos my dad lives I didn't know she was gonna come just to look at the odometer that is pretty uh intense man yeah ████ peekaboo I feel like that's Asian parents to the tea
17:50 though like my parents didn't want me to watch TV so they would check the the back of the TV series yeah yeah and if it was any like a degree off they would beat my ass dude yeah close watching PBS I was learning and then the first car I bought myself because I started selling drugs it was a 95 Civic EX oh that's nice once you get a Honda you know you made it wait does that mean you but you didn't buy it uh oh it couldn't have been brand new no it wasn't new the thing that I learned though I bought it from one of those you don't know on like on Garvey there's about a billion used car dealerships what color was yours black so I didn't know much about cars that baby right there yeah I was so excited to get one I brought it over to one of my homies that stole cars and the minute he started so much worse the
18:40 minute he popped the hood open he goes oh dude this thing's salvaged like a ████ he's like this thing's probably not even worth like two grand oh no cause you could just tell oh that's from the radiator from a junkyard but because like you know what something gets received by a junkyard don't mark it with like chalk or something yeah so don't Mark things up but he could tell oh that's from a junk cars this like this car was just Frankenstein together and I was like oh ████ I didn't ████ know how much you dropped on it I can't spend like probably like another like five G's dad that fool took you for a while yeah so I overpaid by like three grand yeah but then I had good memories in that car did you ████ this one so you ████ this car though I think I did hell yeah yeah dude we're just trying to be so straight oh yeah oh yeah [Music] I think I did but that's cool you bought
19:32 your cell phone car five well I mean the ways you got and weird memes yeah yeah all your stories are really great but there's always some debauchery mixed in between it so I always feel weird about yourself like oh we're so ████ hard selling drugs to kids oh you know what's cool though so uh when I finally actually turned my life from and I graduated boot camp my mom was like really proud of me and so she bought me my first truck ever oh she bought it for you and yeah and that was like my dream truck 2003 silver Tacoma double cab oh that one yeah I was and happy that was like I was like dream cars yeah yeah cool that was a dream car he added a blue one no oh no that one the one that was slow as ████ yeah yeah because then I ended up lifting it for 35s it was so so Home
20:23 Depot special because they only had the V6 yeah slowed it down like crazy but when I went on I went on so many camping trips like off-road trips I thought it was so cool dang and it had the off-road tires already on it and everything so it comes with 31s I ended up putting 35s on and that's what made it so slow um did you ever want to get a a camper top [Music] I remember I was doing so bad in school because I would never you know just show up to school at all my dad was like he's so dumb like he would incentivize me with ████ I didn't give a ████ about he was like if you get a good grade so I buy a BMW I'm like I don't like cars and I remember like when I graduated he yelled at me he goes I told you I'd buy you BMW I'm like he's like get all my cars
21:24 what kind of Korean are you if you don't like a BMW that's true I still remember that too you look like a three series I buy you a dry cleaner brand new BMW I pulled you back three brand new CC's and you still never get a good grade I don't care about cars I get you Palmas oh yeah that's great because uh yeah for some reason a bunch of fans wanted us to talk more about like cars that we've had we're all into we never talk about ████ that we're into we're just here dick
22:15 dick and fart jokes all day long we started sort of talking about a little bit one time and then people were like yo and I want you to talk about that so that's cool that you that's a cool thing for everyone to learn this truck crazy dude hey but remember when you had a Jeep Grand Cherokee oh that's right yeah Jeep Grand Cherokees that's why when you guys had him on that's a sick car foreign
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