0:00 [Music] so bart go ahead and tell us how much you hate california gas prices they're not fun it's actually pretty bad in vegas too though like when i drove back the other week you don't see pretty bad stuff about vegas i got it for dollars and 27 cents that's a weird flex brand depends on where you go five dollars and twenty because there are tourist trap places where i was like i was pumping like what the terrible yeah yeah i'm like this is la prices and i'm like oh because they know everyone's gonna stop here but if you go in the actual suburbs it's lower five dollars and twenty seven cents you know how much you know much gas was in el salvador because they used the us dollar it was like 420 to like five bucks oh my god in texas it's like four dollars oh yeah but the economy is very different in also well somewhere in california they were selling premium gas for 69
0:50 cents well i heard about that on accident why how because they uh they moved the decimal point or something the wrong direction california gas station manager who now lost his job over this yeah he mistakenly set the gas price to 69 cents when it should have been 6.99 and when did he realize hours later after over 20 thousand dollars of premium gas had been sold at that point how how did he not notice so that's like five trucks that just filled up you know how do you set the price too is it like digital or something when i first saw the headliners i cracked up because i thought he just was playing the joke and put it to 69 cents ████ funny supposed to be like 6.90 or something 6.99 but it turned into 69 cents uh this was at a shell station in rancho cordova california and then customers
1:40 for whatever reason once people started seeing it or like hearing about it people were texting their friends hell yeah man the station got super pumped within a couple of hours i'd go there with empty barrels yeah for real so this whole time this fool didn't even know and he's like man it's a busy day it's so busy and then they're like man people are only getting like three dollars of gas i don't know why can you change the the the like price mid like midday or do you have to keep the price for the whole day no no you could change you could well the digital ones there's guys out there they're making like videos of they had like master remotes and they would change the digital like yeah it was like ████ it up but then this seems like one of those things where it's in the system because you know you can pay at the ████ pump right yeah and then it's like linked to the whole system yeah right so like for example my car takes 20 gallons at 69
2:30 cents it would cost me 13 ████ dream dude what a ████ dream at premium this is the premium gas price too i remember in high school uh me and my homies were going to morongo all the time and it was only 89 cents what at mcdonald's but only like every yeah everyone would chip in like five bucks and we felt like we can go anywhere i remember that ████ under a dollar was insane yeah it was so easy to do road trips because i remember like as soon as you get your license one of the things you wanted to do is just ████ drive all the damn time right but you didn't have gas money but it was like you just ████ don't eat lunch that day and everyone pitches in and you can ████ go to santa monica you could go everywhere remember you could just kind of scrounge for change in your car and then you can get it you can get some good old guess with that yeah everyone can ████ put some money
3:21 together you get you fill up like a quarter tank and then you can get buy some 7-eleven snacks yup some cigarettes some slurpee or 39-cent cheeseburgers at the same time you know what's funny though like the the older folks were looking at our generation like man man i was able to get this ████ for like two cents it's like i used to drink gasoline i remember there was outrage when gas was like three dollars a gallon everybody was like pissed three dollars this is ridiculous some places it's seven or eight bucks now yeah but then they just skipped all the way to seven dude seven third on the way over here i saw a gas price for 7 30. do you guys remember during kovid like they just dumped a ████ ton of gas because they had like the logistics was all backed up and they're like was gonna cost more to store it and then gas prices went like it dipped so hard
4:12 little did people know you're gonna have a hard pump didn't trump didn't trump know did trump know yeah didn't he like buy a s███████ of reserves and like put it away oh really for like yeah when the price went down he like bought a s███████ of gasoline or oil put them in like a storage center or something and then were they cool because because they have the the the national like petroleum reserves too he like he like capitalized on that dip he got a tip from pelosi yeah and he left office and then came in and then biden opened the reserve and then trump was like what the ████ if i didn't set it on fire sorry as you fell down the stairs with the airport air force one something like that i thought it was interesting well trump has a lot of casinos that probably are vacant because a lot of people that hate him now so he could just store the barrels there
5:02 you think it's a slot machine it's a ████ oil barrel yeah what do you think the highest price of gas we're gonna see in california is gonna be oh ten dollars 15. you mean by the end of this year they're gonna have to redesign the ████ signs because you can't even go that way it needs to fit four digits right that was like well good thing it's only gonna cap out at 9.99 because they don't have that extra digit now like joke's on you ████ there's not one uh place in norcal i think on the way to monterey bay that's notorious for high gas prices yeah it's on the um the pch my buddy he was driving to big sur he goes i had to buy gas up there and how much was gas he goes ten dollars a gallon oh and i was like did you jump off the ████ bridge the ones in big sur like the drive to big sur sometimes like i get was so expensive like ████ trucking trucking this ████ up here to get it at this weird ass ████ station i get why this
5:53 is like expensive as ████ it's it's you're in the middle of ████ like you should be taking the five if you're on big sur you're there for the road trip yeah you're there today and if you fill up before it's not that bad it's for people that didn't plan do he had to fill up again that would cost me 200 bucks to fill up fire filled up over there dude he's bragging how big his ████ gas tank is this guy with a dick it cost me 400 you should just like fill up off of his tank when he's parked out yeah siphon gas out of his ████ thanks bart how many gallons is your car like 22 25 yeah we should cycle you're the one who's got to take the the first one though you know what i mean yeah we're all communists here oh yeah yeah we're almost surprised i got the pump thing where you just pump like that and it goes off the other half you have to suck it no you have to take a sip that's how they do in the movies you can't just pump it that's cool have you
6:43 ever like siphoned something no aquarium yeah but and i try not to let the water touch my mouth for an aquarium you know i changed aquarium water oh yeah you got a siphon so you siphon like half of the yucky water and you put fresh water in yeah at these i'll change the water fish are all dead cut to his tank at home some you don't yeah like some you eat 80 like the betta fish in your bowl you see uh biden was trying to like reduce taxes on um the tax relief day for the no for gas like i'll take away 18 cents worth of tax yeah per gallon i'm like what the shut my dick dude but he's still maintaining that it's all cause of putin right every video i see he's like saying it more and more and more but every graph i see it's like inflation happened here under like biden and then putin was like
7:33 here so it actually like plateaued over here it's all inflation yeah but it's like and taxes yeah but it all happened already before putin came in i saw a funny comment that was like um actually it was more than a comment i think it's a whole article saying like like people shouldn't expect the president to be able to do anything about gas prices i was like we shouldn't then i saw the meme that goes don't worry guys i'm gonna help control the gas prices but then the meme is i thought you just said you can't control the gas prices and now you're saying you can control the get so which one is it all right he's too busy ████ riding bikes everywhere dude why is why is joe biden on a bike he has a bad pr team dude what was the point of him being on that bike i don't know what was the event for they need to keep him or his feet are on the ground or something just keep him make him look good yeah i'm just worried for him now because it feels like a fragile grandpa that shouldn't be doing
8:25 things like it feels like hey grandpa don't get up down that ladder just don't ████ oh you ████ did it look i i just told joe biden to suck my dick but i do feel bad that he fell off that bike i was like dude this is making me feel comfortable at his age yeah bro i was like this dude is so fragile right now it was funny how slow of a follow us takes his pants off and he has so much ████ bruising on his leg right no i don't know six months yeah dude apparently the screenshot of him uh falling from that bike has been debunked wait what i mean there's a video of him falling no i think wait the screenshot of his like leg or something like that oh no i made that up but i didn't i didn't know that he got bruised yeah i didn't find joel but you know old people when they get hit you know they fall like they bruise really easily i would imagine he'd be the same what if they're just like they debunked the whole video they're like he
9:16 actually falls onto another bike he didn't let him finish the video he's switching bikes man and you're just riding the floor it's a relay race you ever relay race ████ idiots wait so that's not real that he fell off a bike right here no there was like a there's like a fake photo going around oh he fell he fell but there's like a photo photo paired with the real video yeah that's a really really good setup what's all the ingredients what's the fake photo though i want to know is it is it this i don't know what's wrong with that picture there's nothing wrong with that picture worth faking dude now we're not even letting them in show them people are going to unsubscribe they've already clicked out by now i would have show them guys wait so there's nothing wrong with this photo someone needs to edit joe biden fallen
10:06 from the bike and then doing the splits and like he meant to do it like james brown yeah james probably ████ james brown like and he picks himself up and he goes gotcha and he gets up and goes this is [Music] you
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