0:00 dude we used to play a game called knockout do you guys remember knockout basketball game yeah yeah and when I was in high school I was a counselor for these kids like at a science camp or whatever and they told me they don't allow Knockouts like do you guys play knockout though no we can't because the ball might hit the hoop and hit somebody in the head and they're like nah because people might hit the hoop you guys are all ████ [Laughter] fragile ass ████ is bad [Music] do you guys know what this place is it's in Vietnam so I'm trying oh yeah it's the ████ train that goes all the way in that little alley and ████ [Laughter] I think it's a Hanoi or something yeah because I've never been to Hanoi so it's
0:50 called train Street and uh this is in Hanoi Vietnam it's all close you're like this ████ close it's super popular for having like the train go uh like centimeters away from uh the buildings and the people so then the people that lived along that track started opening up cafes and stuff and it's a huge tourist attraction yeah people so just made it more dangerous closely hit by train exactly and people do get hit uh especially tourists because they stupid yeah and it's it's uh certain times they had like closed it off to tourists because they just kept ████ up and like taking dumb photos on their tracks uh but now it is for real for real shut down oh oh no because too many people uh yeah it's it and it's just it not only that but like a few years ago they did shut it down because of how dangerous it was
1:40 getting but the difference with now is that they have revoked all of the Cafe's licenses along the area so now there's no reason to be there that even the locals can't have businesses next to anymore which sucks but do people just go to look at it because that was what the whole attraction was you can go to look at it but uh you know what people really loved doing was these like rail side oh ████ ████ it Railside cafes like that was like the cool cool thing that's tight you got a whole you get to eat some fall when the Train's going like two inches away from your face you're like oh my God no nose yeah and it was like super popular because I don't think there's a lot of places that you can really do that and uh only in Asia dude yeah and culture wise it's it's cool enough just to watch
2:31 the locals in that area because they'll be doing ████ on the tracks and everything and when they know the train's coming without even like really thinking they just move and then they're just back to what they're doing because they're so used to it that's their daily life like damn so it was so close you had to like back up a little bit to even continue washing your clothes or something yeah if you didn't make it into your house you had to hug the wall like this and the train which goes and it was just like mad normal to them but because and it got so popular and touristy that we just shut it down well what happened is like it was popular and then pandemic happened and there were no tourists so the cafe is kind of closed a little bit because there was no one going there and then once travel opened up again there was just such a huge influx of just idiots that's true because those videos those videos came out during lockdown it went viral during lockdown so I think people are like yeah
3:23 when the ████ borders open I'm so gonna travel and find myself yeah I wanted Vietnam to get railed yeah that's very good I I respect that but this the sucky thing is that uh for the locals and the people that own those coffee shops they were given days notice so like that was just gonna shut down or that they had to move out or something well they just can't be a cafe anymore like imagine that like that's the part of Communism that makes me sad that's the part yeah that's the part where they could just be like hey no more yeah you're like really but but I need to make money no no no we were like a democracy they basically did that to us over here they did you're right you're right well businesses they all like that oh yeah that's true gyms their Studios no no
4:15 you're last yeah yeah oh you know you're not social social distancing no more yeah but at least you could go to Florida and start a king just Studio during the pandemic and they would have been like it's okay Woulda Shoulda Coulda talking ████ to myself damn it so that's um so they put barricades around it so now you if you go there you just keep can't even uh it looked like on video you couldn't even stand at the barricade and take a photo of the track like because there's there's guards there at all times and they're just like how many people died like a year I don't know how people died it does happen that people get hit and after they had closed it a guy got in there anyway and got hit that's probably why they shut it down you know stupid ass ████ some people deserve to get hit though you know I think so but I
5:05 do feel like people outside of America are just much more smarter when it comes to like dangerous ████ because they just grew up with it because when I was in Vietnam I'm like how do people ████ drive and walk jaywalk like this this is nuts and then after being there I was like ah I get it like there's a flow like there's a thing that we just don't understand as tourists it's Awad you gotta listen to the ████ world yeah but there's like a flow of everybody moving and it's like not dangerous because everyone's on the same page um because it becomes normal yeah and I think living in the United States everyone's got lawyers everyone doesn't want to get sued and then there's not if it's not this problem it's another I think we hear so many problems in the news that everything makes us like yeah like the parks they're getting less and
5:55 less fun because the cities keep getting sued or like there's just all this fun ████ that keeps taking get taken away remember when you think back to like the playgrounds and how they look when you were a kid when there was sand in them and ████ and they had those weird rocket ship things that you could climb up that were like 50 feet tall or the metal monkey bars that would burn when it was the summer here dude we used to play a game called knockout do you guys remember knockout basketball game yeah yeah and when I was in high school I was a counselor for these kids like at a science camp or whatever and they told me they don't allow Knockouts like do you guys play Knockouts no we can't because the ball might hit the hoop and hit somebody in the head and they're like nah because the ball might hit the hoop you guys are all ████ [Laughter] fragile ass ████ is that
6:45 just like stand with the ball and everyone just looks at it I can understand them rephrasing the name knockout maybe seems a little conducive nah that's a ████ ████ too it's called compromise bar ah ████ that like keep the game but change The Branding yeah I don't know just like rainbow balance or something like rainbow battle guarantee the game stays in oh my God yeah so they took knockout up man can't play tag tag on Jungle no no rainbow No Tag I think I don't know if it's specific to like the jungle gym area but I've seen things where they're like no tag is allowed which is like dude tag is the ultimate Primal kid yeah running away from it's built in yeah it's like that's what we like when you see kittens play and they're like biting each other's necks like they're practicing a fight like our tag is running away from a line like that's just human it's in the DNA it's in the DNA yeah when we went through the playground in uh Australia their jungle
7:36 gyms are like way bigger and taller and it's just like if you they live in the jungle if you have common sense then you won't ████ fall in your face you dumb ████ but then over here man it's just because if you fall get hurt you're suing the city yeah that's the thing you shouldn't be able to sue the city there's way too many yeah so lawyers find a way to sue everybody so I have a friend who works she was doing a paralegal for the city of La and the amount of ████ that comes in for the dumbest stuff that people are suing the city for she is like you're an idiot if you don't sue the city really what should I sue for anything she I mean this is ████ this is not good advice because don't actually do this but she told you yeah she's telling me this is not legal advice this is my Insider info from someone who's processing this paperwork yeah the amount of times
8:27 people slip or say they slipped on a crack on a raised sidewalk which is tons which is tons and she says every time the city will pay off how much do you make why can't you make an income you could be like I slipped and fell and now I need two million dollars it depends on what what the injury is dude I Stumble all the time and emotionally I'm very embarrassed how much can I become oh emotions there's 40 hot girls around during that day and I ████ shot myself right after I fell off a lime scooter what a lot of what a lot of people are doing and and the city has no way of like ████ proving you wrong in this let's say you ████ tore your ACL doing some other ████ yeah so you should find the nearest crack on the sidewalk that's raised and you just take a spill make sure there's no cameras yeah right but make sure you take a photo of yourself oh for the gram how legally is
9:19 the city liable for that like I would I really want to know how does a judge not go dude you are a ████ I think that it doesn't even it might not even get to a judge oil it might just get into like a quick settlement settlement slush fund type thing a taxpayer dollars you know it doesn't dude there are so many citizens that are just robbing the city in this exact way and it just quietly fun did your friend tell you like minimum amounts there's probably like an amount where they're like if if they're suing for under like let's say fifty thousand dollars just give it to them but if it's over that then they have to challenge it or or throw it out or whatever all I all I know is that she's she rarely she'll do like tons of processing per day she's very rarely just very rarely see something not get paid I wonder if the same ████ keeps doing it every month you should tell you like what's the top dollar like I'm like that's you know she
10:10 just knows the top clients the same people that go to every corner of the ████ City and trip all the time but also you can do property damage where if you were driving your car and you hit a pothole like they're never gonna fix a pothole that someone doesn't Sue over if that makes sense that's the only reason to fix it right so if somebody's constantly suing or there's people constantly suing over the same pothole that they keep driving over and their ████ alignment goes off then they're gonna go okay it's time to fix a pothole we've paid out this many people but if it never happens they never Fix It Better Call Saul did crack a rim over a pothole see that's that's the time that like because I didn't know I could sue because we don't ████ try to milk the government exactly we're just not those types of people but if you're willing to go through the trouble and the ████ calls and the paperwork once it gets to her desk it's just a check mark dude it's a ████ bro that's insane dude
11:00 sue your city [Music] thank you
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