0:00 [Music] let's just take a second to enjoy joe petting his yeah let's just be more japanese huh he's not just mr miyagi over here you gotta say it profitable you do that confucius say when the dick get hot [Music] then happy times yes that's not bad it's not one of his best ones not what is so uh i'm excited about this one because uh it's about another german dude what's with german articles you know what i mean go ahead and give it to us you reading dirt spiegel over there what the ████ is that beagle or newspaper you guys everyone knows that i'm dumb dude
0:50 yeah me too i knew that it is good yeah der spiegel my man me and steve so a german gamer broke his neck while wearing a vr headset you get pretty intense with the vr just like that one more time one more time i'll do it while petting the bonsai oh craig the best thing is the way so where we're at right because that we're all laughing if he did this in a hospital full of neck neck breaking victims that's what i want to say tonight right it was like that was like i tried to fist about people and i was doing it right he's the commissary editor we both right oh my god
1:40 so a german gamer broke his neck while we're in vr headset but not because he fell over while playing and said doctors claimed the 31 year old who played for up to four hours each day suffered the injury injury because of his repetitive and intense movements he's weak it's this game only for just dodging stuff through the boxing game on that on the vr it's very good actually it's really fun actually it's really good it feels like you're actually boxing so medics damn you want shoulder to shoulder oh i'm waiting for my tryout that's what it is i've been practicing medics say repeated strenuous movements wore down one of the vertebrae in his neck causing it to finally crash experts at the university of leipzig hospital who treated the man believed this is the world's first documented vr related stress fracture did he did they did they tell you what kind of game he was playing no but the top comment said
2:31 i guess he couldn't beat saber no he's watching porn yeah he's watching for him bro beat saber you don't know that game beat saber yes it's this one right the most popular one yeah via the oculus he's probably trying to duck something because things happen like they fly at you pretty i mean those things are pretty heavy we're not in like the futuristic age of vr yet we're in like the analog version of vr if that makes any type of sense those things are like ████ like eight pounds so get a stronger neck but he's also wearing four hours a day or did not want to do that four hours a day is pretty crazy these two guys probably got the thickest necks in the room definitely yeah i would say nick's getting kind of close to you guys are some thick neck dudes man you're almost close you're you're almost big head style but i'm weak i'm a very small i'm a small petite like pro vr guys but like fighters fighters like work out their next stuff right yeah but this is why yeah you do vr this this guy
3:22 should have a regular exercise routine so this won't happen yeah he probably looks like a vulture and ████ yeah or playlist instead of doing four hours just go two hours dude that headset sucks so much i can't do four hours i can do one hour it hurt it gives me marks on my face yeah i never tried it it's quite fun i have one and i can't even do it for more than like 25 minutes you got 10 minutes wow like you get motion sickness or yeah because if you're if you're standing hot you a ████ [Laughter] no i can't even play video games it's like it's like one thing when you're like in control of your own like dimension and space yeah but when it's like a vr thing where you have to like sit down and kind of like turn around and rotate around yourselves that gives me motion sickness and then on top of it when you are like wearing it for more than ████ five minutes yeah that thing is heavy as ████ you're just falling forward the whole time because it's so heavy in the front it's not like it's counterbalanced with like a weight in the back right it's just like top
4:12 heavy and you're like constantly trying to like hold it in balance so 25 minutes of porn that's all you can handle you up ████ we are porn though you sit down first so you can like look down look around and stuff like that what if that's how he really broke his neck he's a costume but it's him giving a ████ it's him giving a ████ with the vr he's sucking he's giving there's a virtual dick i love dancing i love the dance on dance vibes yeah yeah james is going after dancers dude i love it what do you play uh beat saber wait a sec it doesn't look like beat saber anthony plays dick sucking games in vr dude it's like you're doing it and you're doing it you're doing it more than you would on a real dick it's like three two one sucked [Laughter]
5:05 up wow [Laughter] like oh no i'm not sucking any dick okay get back on that dick oh no mom time extended multiplier what's the checkpoint what's the checkpoint usually when you like when he's about to come or whatever when he's a thousand come on that's the checkpoint yeah then after almost finished like speed it up and then you gotta go hard double points double times the end of the level he comes and then he's like you might be husband material
5:56 will you marry me that's high school [Laughter] i gotta get this game yo it's called glory hole dude always start with one dick glory holds 64. with the glory all stars and every time you win by how many people you ████ come glory homemade explosion that's time attack that's what that game after that motors cause that's how he broke his neck double time can we i can't believe does the jk audience like this they actually love it almost like i don't know why but exclusively no we like this stuff this show's for us i can't believe anthony bought that ████ game huh he downloaded it yes i downloaded it then he installed it he bought the dlc too dude it's hard to play like over 10 minutes you got sold on the demo huh
6:48 that's why i only last five minutes was really good at it that's true so the man went to the hospital after experiencing sharp pain in his shoulders while playing a game doctors did not reveal what game he was playing but said it required him to move his body to rhythmic visual and musical triggers x-ray scans later revealed the man had fractured his c7 neck vertebra which sits near the base of the neck above the shoulders usually associated with oral sex [Laughter] fake dude oh no it's just gaming it's just gaming i don't even where
7:39 where would you guys like this article wait what about you c7 vertebrae actually is that the thoracic or jurassic jurassic park you know um i never really play like vr at home always at the arcades but how do you prevent from walking into ████ walls and ████ what arcades have this much vr no i bet they're like they'll be like it'll be like an arena and then you have like the headset and it's connected to a cable yeah two-bit circus is cool or like oh when you go with your arcade dude come on as a kid so in the oculus or whatever you have to like pave out away yeah like pay about a space where you're going to play and as soon as you step out of that they have small cameras on the outside so that uh when you're setting it up like you can actually see out like past your vr and then you have handsets and then you draw it with a ████ like laser pointer so you don't kick a coffee table
8:29 or something yeah but i mean there's still a bunch of videos online of people that like still like they'll get scared from something and sprint and then run into like fireplaces but don't [Laughter] so you don't even need to have your mouth open during that head-giving game because they don't register your mouth did you guys see that hispanic grandma that was like she was playing with it and then she was going like this and then the girl's like what are you doing grandma she's like oh nothing she takes the headset off what was that side story no no it was just cause i was just thinking about the is it real is that i don't know what i don't know i don't know all right let's uh track it off game on youtube the quick uh vr fails just to make sure we
9:20 understand the scope of this thing i want to see [Music] oh my god oh ████ he has 16 jk reacts oh my god damn that's how good the story and like the visual effects it looks crazy in there bro like when you get a good game to play it's pretty [Music] oh my god what does she do she hates the camera she's swung it oh my god yeah there's a bunch of these videos and they're really i just love the idea of someone asking hey you want to play some vr porn and then you put it on and
10:11 that's what it is you gotta try this game dude it's so funny just a ████ i think you just why is it ████ locked on my head why am i so good at this why is it multiplayer it's weird why is it real dick i can feel it keep playing this isn't vr this is just a cardboard hat there's nothing in here what kind of kind of thing is it it's just it's just like 80s swimming goggles they're not plugged into anything what are these called are you remember those when you were yeah who's the view mastermaster [Music]
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