0:00 I don't think I can pull those off I think it's the it's the irony dude I'm starting to think I don't get my dick sucked not because of Crocs it's just other reasons can you get hard while you have Crocs on yeah dude come on it's pretty comfortable as soon as I put them on I get [Laughter] [Music] hard hey raise your hand if you're you're a fan of Crocs come on brother I like them I like them I I have some what do you mean what what's your what are you going to say I'm going to argue with you I've never worn a pair of Croc oh babe you got to try it it's you got to try it at least for a house you guys wear shoe I mean socks or no socks you do both you do both it doesn't cut your feet you do both cuz sometimes it cuts my feet I don't go sport mode on it you go sport mode you're a nerd dude sometimes my feet get sweaty so I like wearing socks sometimes okay I like socks I like it with socks it's very
0:51 comfortable I like Crocs and socks slips around can I fart real quick oh get out of here I just farted B that's it no all that and it's silent dude it's going to smell CU his hole's still really big no cuz Barts farts are so bad he looks not bothered at all though I don't want to disturb the video you never have you never have sound it usually does yeah but no maybe it's these nice chairs that are very mesh bable that allow the sound to pass through it only works if you say the brand of the chair what's the brand of the chair well new life well life well new life it muffles farts did you spread the cheeks or no not this time maybe we could bring it back to the Crocs yeah okay what about the Crocs you tell me some bad news about it uh no not not bad I don't want to say it in a sad way Joe's going to get bad let me guess ████ red 40 in it some Crocs melted
1:43 on some guy's feet and it he died what a ████ guess dude how'd you do that hey honestly if if you wear the bottom of your Crocs out you'll slip and fall on anything really yeah dude you got to make sure you have grippies on your Crocs Ryan you've worn them to the point wearing out the V I got to get a new pair I got to I got to re up have you been running apparently apparently gen Alpha they keep uh tripping and falling over their Crocs because they runed them at school so now schools are starting to ban them can I say something ta gen Alpha huh you know what the it's really nice to run in Crocs yeah I've never i' done it one time cuz I was like oh it's going to be bad it's so soft but it's really soft more than running shoes nothing beats running shoes dud bro I I could put m on my Crocs it's I can get like running
2:33 though running like a kid I run with my dogs so like one of my dogs my pug that Jason ████ hates um I'll I'll let him run up the street and we'll Sprint up the street in our Crocs and we're fine dude we're totally fine Crocs are the best shoe of all time I'm very passionate about the subject there was a little boy that got caught on the escalator with a Croc and then um it hurt his foot pretty bad and then the whole yeah thing got ████ up hey but sometimes if you don't pick up your feet and you drag Dr your feet it's your fault you you trip you trip on your crops at the airport I'll I'll drag my feet and the top of my foot will hit the the squeaky and I'll trip and fall catch yeah I'll trip how many Crocs though have you seen caught inside of a escalator because somebody and then it malfunctions the whole thing in I can't say it Joe's like I've seen one I talked
3:23 about it 10 seconds ago ta loves Crocs ta's you better watch out with kids in Crocs it gets caught in escalator all the time what guaranteed all the time take them off the kids that's what you call it triple down but kids love them it also gets caught in airplane engines they do yeah how do they go in there cuz kids walk and then they in airplane engines it slips off of their feet and it gets stuck inside the airplane engine and then it gets caught you wouldn't stop wearing would you stop wearing Crocs if like Harvey Weinstein said he loves them I stop wearing Crocs outside of this office cuz I'm Hannah looks at it and says sucking your dick for 3 months at least now oh she doesn't like Crocs no how come she just doesn't like sucking dick while he's wearing Crocs what if you get the Crocs that are platformed that'd be pretty cool have
4:13 you seen how come she doesn't like Crocs that the the clog clocks they have that that's real yeah they're they're in you get extra 3 in to your to your height it's pretty sweet they're very in I don't know she thinks it's ugly they are kind of ugly you know what's strange so like sick so Gio doesn't like it when I I wear a Crocs and I'm in croc style but then you're supposed you know what I'm talking about what's croc style like your whole body so check it out sty so sandals right sandals is supposed to be relaxed Footwear right but then if you're a black dude because you're so ████ cool you wear cool ████ you still like you tuck your fleece pants into your socks and then you wear sandals so you're wearing sandals but you're not wearing sandals you know what I mean so when I wear Crocs like their Crocs
5:04 she thinks I don't give a ████ about my appearance she won't suck my dick or she thinks you've given up so I have to wear Crocs probably the way Anthony wears Crocs where they're not really Crocs they look cool but that's is that how he does it or like a Ki collab or something yeah you have to wear Crocs like they're not he always wears collabs first of all Crocs hasoc sick collabs dude 71 Crocs those are really good 7-Eleven ones are cool there's a beams collab but not even just that like for example if I wore Crocs I didn't do my hair now my hair is not Crocs you know what I mean like you have to wear Crocs like they're not Crocs with intention then I'm like if I'm going to have that much intention I'm just wear shoes but what about your face does the face matter if yeah yeah but bar can't help his face well if I like if let's say I'm scruffy I don't shave oh wow see that's probably that's kind of ████ that Anthony would wear these are CRX beams you know beams in Japan Japanese brand and then he makes me look backs that doesn't count as a
5:55 Croc that looks fire though it literally says Crocs right there it's the same Soul honestly the the Sol of it counts just don't know that language you're just living down here no that's why it doesn't count it's not high fashion enough yeah Ikea is pretty high fashion though you change the whole shoe and then go oh it's a Croc yep no it's it's a it's a Croc collab it's a limited edition literally what I said it's so different it doesn't count as a Croc explaining it back to you it's a very it doesn't count as Croc duh Anthony when you look at a Croc you don't look at you don't think of that in your head okay Joe wants this more of a collab this is the squid game X Crocs collab yeah let's go that's a Croc how much was that that looks like a Croc I definitely would not get my dick sucked in those you got a little girl you will it just won't be by someone you want or it might be one of those hot
6:47 anime girls also not likely yeah not likely it'll be a hot anime guy that's true that's true that's true what's what was what's a retail on one of those I bet some of them go I like the 7-Eleven ones those are cool Croc is doing a Batmobile collab bet get them for Steve dud Croc is probably one of the best business models ever cuz I bet you the cost is nothing yeahhuh Crocs X Batmobile yeah but was they they they flopped hard on that but was it their like cuz it's one material isn't it you just ████ injection mod the whole thing was it Croc's actual marketing plan to have the trend like hit that way or was it like the people's I always thought it was like a counterculture movement that made I think so I think it was like a utility thing that all of a sudden everyone's like oh ████ and it be had like all this culture to like it was they were so cuz when it first came out
7:38 first gen was like made fun of they're horrible hideous ugly but then people embraced the ugly of it and it got cool you have like health professionals and then now people are like oh that's so cool like like that that style shoes right yeah yeah exactly yeah it was like Dad wear to me like no jokes like all jokes aside the Crocs are the most comfortable shoe I've ever worn by far and the only shoe like when I go to when we used to go to Disneyland all the time I used to wear all these Nikes all these walking shoes when I put like 20,000 miles on it they would hurt my feet except for Croc that's what I think makes it an anomaly a cheese grater collab the thing that makes it an anomaly is that most stuff that's fashionable isn't the most comfortable but this is both which is kind of weird it's ugly fashionable comfortable and you're gay problem but then you could like uh you could put your own flare to it and stuff you get those little jib
8:29 bits or whatever did we do the article here with the idiocracy is that what we did do you guys remember which one all right so you know in the movie Idiocracy everyone's wearing Crocs before Crocs was popular cuz the uh they assumed that Crocs would be like the shoe of the future and then they're like what is the most stupidest like laziest looking thing and then the P the costume designer picked that and then there's so many things on idiocracy that's like nailing it yeah like this is the future that's where we're going I'm that guy dude I'm the guy who's vouching for Crocs while I'm a ████ idiot this whole time who would have thought but it's crazy to see like gangster ass dudes wearing them with like a Glock in their waist like that's that's Weir weirder than you functional these are kind of fire goth Crocs what the hell
9:19 are leather jacket Crocs what that's like Michael Jackson Thriller Crocs dude these are fire are you sure yes well only if you want your dick suck still I don't think can pull those off I think it's the it's the irony dude I'm starting to think I don't get my dick sucked not because of Crocs it's just other reasons what's the other reason probably just like am as a person don't you wear Crocs all the time and then like you don't get your dick sucked do you feel like the math is starting to add up you know I haven't been wearing them as much recently and I still haven't got my dick sucked in a while so I'm starting to eliminate that can you get hard while you have Crocs on yeah dude come on it's pretty comfortable as soon as I put them on I get hard my half MK can get soft you should price you should switch to Scots what Scots the best ████ flip flops ever known to mankind I've been liking flip flops recently do you think if you put Dr sches like souls in the Crocs put
10:10 them on that the Buddhas would appear behind you and you transcend Dr sches you just hit Nirvana oh Dr y you have Crocs Jason yeah do you wear them often I wear them every day every day my God what about right now no the only re I was going to wear Crocs but the only reason we them because I have to go perform after and I can't wear they're going to be like what the ████ is that yeah you can't wear them you can't wear them to perform I well I just don't want them to be like bro this guy we Crocs and bombed oh no Crocs so two want to give Crocs a bad name no I'm I'm Pro Crocs I discovered it a year ago and I really like them yeah no giblets though yeah I don't have JBL either I tried the driblets but yeah you tried them which one you get you got
11:00 a j on them JC fruits fruits like what like cherries avocados I got some avocados and eggs okay but then I was like I don't think this is me I was just a plain you're repping too hard for the foods you like that's a little weird yeah
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