0:00 [Music] Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys. Uh where today we are going to for the first time ever play a game that we haven't played. Ever. Never have I ever. Yeah. Never have I ever. No, it's ever have I never. Ever have I never obviously Nick would be the person that you would I guess have the Oh ████ Oh. If this was a betting spread, he'd probably be the most likely to win. So, his odds are not great for I don't know what makes you guys think I'm so cool. I did not have a cool time. No, but you don't realize that the the point of the game is to gamify. It's not just about like everybody's done. It's about gifying so that you can win. You want to win by naming things that you've never done that you think everyone else has. Like if I said, for instance, I can't use this now, but if
0:51 I've never had a chorizo burrito, then that would knock all you guys out. Mhm. Interesting. Also, I love a It's not just about like ████ or something. And every time you put a finger down, you have to say ping. There's got to be an audio cue just in case you don't like hide some ████ you know? Like, I don't know. I don't know which one it was. All right. I like ping. You got to go ping. Can't you can't you like call someone out like, "Man, I know you ████ did it. Why you lying?" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the whole point is they they admit it by putting their finger down going ping. M I'm not going to be like never have I ever started a YouTube comedy news channel with my friend Bart like or and I go no I don't know what you're talking about do it and then ping yourself ping pong. Yeah and you can't do Yeah you can't do those things. I'm going to I'm going to ████ stroke you guys. All right what game are we playing?
1:41 I'm going to get I'm going to get all you guys. What? Maybe not yours as fast. All right. Here we go. Fingers up. Fingers up. All right. It's because Nate Nick said he never played this game. Starting with Anthony. Okay, we got to start generic and then we'll get fun and specific. You got elevate and escalate, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, never have I ever uh broken a bone. Ping. Oh, wait. I haven't broken. You're supposed to say ping, right? Yeah. Say ping. Where'd you break it? We got to get stories in context. I broke my arm. I broke my arm in like the second or third grade. I fell cuz I didn't tie my shoelaces and I broke my arm. Okay. You just fell down like you just walk in then I was running downhill. Okay, that you're right. That is important story. Did you get a cast? I did get a cast. You did? I was wearing a cast. Did you ride on your cast? You healed too well and then you were
2:31 able to throw a b 110 mph. No. Did people draw dicks on you? Just turn. Just turn left. Great. Just jester. Never have I ever got scuba certified. I I'm not scuba certified. Ping. We're off the ice, dude. Have I ever chipped a tooth? Ping. Uh, ping. Oh, ping. Dang. God, I forgot I got a chup chip teeth. Forgot a chup. Chip. I got a chup tip. What the heck? I got a tip to poof. Yeah. Never have I ever uh done a backflip. Oh man. Like standing, dude.
3:22 Damn. I'm going to get you guys. I'm going to get you guys so good. Never have I ever had a one night stand. Ping ping. Ping ping. Are you ready? Are you ready? Never have I ever seen The Godfather. What? Come on. It's just one of those. Shut up. You never me. It eluded me. Ping. That's a That's an amazing thing to learn. All right. Eluded me. How are you a film buff maker? Film buff maker. He said he's a film buff. Muff muff maker. Okay. All right. That was a good one. Back to everybody on that one, huh? Oh, man. Okay. Um Got to got to up the ante now. You know,
4:12 we're in round two. Yeah. Got to up the ante, but got but I still want to say generic. I don't want to attack anybody yet. Um, never have I seen uh any of my like uh in-laws naked. Your in-laws. Oh, what a good one. In-laws. N I don't know. I'm just I'm reaching for something different. No, it's not me either yet. Accidentally walk in. That's fair, dude. No way. No way. No way. You know, that's fair. I'm not attacking anybody yet. We'll see. Just wait till we get into until later rounds, buddy. It could have been me cuz then I do public baths, but I haven't done it with in-laws yet. See, you never know. Public baths, it's my thing. Never have I ever been a part of a dance
5:03 competition. Oh man. Come on. Yes. Get them. Get you guys. I'm already this. You're about to be gone, dude. You're about to You guys, never have I ever taken an acting class. Ping, ████ ████ Ping. Uh, never have I ever watched all the Harry Potters. All of them? I haven't watched all the Harry Potter. Oh, ████ me. Ping. I did. ████ me. And I don't even remember most of them, dude. ████ today, man. Never have I ever gotten into a uh a street fight. Ping, ████ ████ We're good. You huh? What's the story? New Year's. Uh after New Year's, me and Aerys with these two guys. Uh we were
5:55 leaving this party at New Year's at the um at Lucky Strike Hollywood. And then these two dudes were they were like like like yelling um what is it? They were like cat calling uh Aerys's girl at the time while we were walking out. Thought they were cat calling you guys. No. And then um I'mma beat your ████ ass. You call me that again. And then his and then his girl started yelling at them. And then these two dudes started yelling back at her and then we had to walk over there and then we just got in a fight. Oh ████ And then the cops uh the cops came and we were like, "What?" So what happens? We pressing charged on these guys cuz they ████ attacked us. And the cop ████ goes, he goes, "Don't you realize that these guys are not like
6:46 us?" Huh? In a racial Oh. And he said that like it doesn't matter. He's like they're he's like they're not like us. They're This isn't This You're not dealing with the same intelligence. Wa. Pretty ████ right? Wait, so was the cop Asian? No, he was just like Mexican. Oh, but like Yeah, you're an Indian guy. I was like we were like why aren't you going to do anything about it? And he was just like it doesn't he's like it's pointless. He's like they're they're not they're not on the same level. Like he was just like creating a weird like racial line and it just awkward that were like okay let's just leave. Yeah. He thought you guys were Mexican. It was really weird. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, that's the that's like the only like one of one of two fights that was like actual I would say. Are you ready to ping, boys?
7:36 Never have I ever told my dad I loved him and he didn't say it back. That's ████ man. Ping. It's more of a recent one than anything. King. Let's go. All right. All right. Now you made me forget mine, ████ Now we got I took you to a dark place. I'm down here. We're not even halfway through the video, bro. Oh, I know one now. Now we got the guys out with this one. I'm going to get spicy. All right. Never have I ever had sex under a pool table. Oh, that seemed specific. That's really mean, bro. Get him out. You had sex under a pool table. Logistically, what's that like?
8:26 Can you only do one position? There's a lot of space. What are you talking about? Let's just guess it. I'm just show the story. What happened? I just I is it was during college. Okay. There was like some random party in a club and then I don't know. It's crazy. It just I just we we you know, everyone's ████ up. We just went into the club and just this random for some reason you just we I was just drawn to this random chick and then we just uh just started like hanging out and then we just went under a pool table. That's passionate. Yeah, that's and then security guard was like, "What the ████ are you doing?" Then he kicked us out. Did you say Hey, hey, when you were doing it, when you were doing it, did you say Did you say Did you say two ball corner pocket? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to call it. Two ball corner. Oh my god.
9:17 I ran around cuz I got kicked out of the club, right? And then I I cl like I jumped over this like fence and it it was at a restaurant so I like knocked on like the kitchen door and then some like chef opened the door and I ran back into the club and then just continued my night and it was just like it was just like You were there? No. Oh my god. I don't know. I'm just I'm guessing random ████ That's remember that story. Do you still follow each other on Instagram? No, I have no idea who she is. Oh man. Sick. The one that got away, dude. The one that got away. I'm just jealous. I'm being petty and catty and jealous. He's putting his hands away completely. He's done. I'm just guessing random ████ Uh-huh. That was good. Interesting. That was really good. Yeah. Never have I ever graduated junior high. Oh my god. Graduate. It's called a promotion. I never ████ You guys ████ all out.
10:09 All right. Never have I ping never have I ever um missed a flight because I was late getting ████ piece of ████ Ping, ████ Ping, ping, ping, ping. I was doing so good until like two years ago. It only happened to me one time. That's cuz my dad drove us to ████ LAX instead of Burbank. I'll do it. I don't do it. And he's like, "F███. God damn it. It was the worst car ride of our life, dude. That's funny. That's hilarious, dude. From from all the traveling, you've never missed a flight. Not on my own. No. Dang. I've never missed I've never been like, you know that thing where you're like, I'm going to miss it. I'm going to be late. Like, I've just never That's never happened to me, dude. Two years ago, you guys know about this one, but I was I was at LAX. I didn't make my flight. And I'm I spent
10:59 the night like laying on the ground with next to my suitcase in a full tiger jumpsuit. Getting all the looks. Tiger jumpsuit. I'd feel less self-conscious if I was at the Las Vegas airport, though. I wish I was there. I was at LAX, so yeah, I was getting looks for sure. Uh, never have I ever uh punched or kicked through a wall. Oh, ████ you. Oh my god. This one's for you all. Good, dude. I'm out. He's out. Anthony out, man. That means I can't even say anything anymore, huh? Oh, you guys lost all the good content. Oh, no. You can talk. You should have took them out first. Hey. Hey, you should just go into the negatives now. Put them back up slowly.
11:49 Yeah. So, we can see how much you lost by. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can see how you lost by. That's a good way to play. Nick. Damn. Never have I ever called somebody a homophobic slur in public. Damn, ████ ████ Even as and meant it. No, like an altercation. I'm sorry. An altercation. Oh, like traffic. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody? Dang. Dang. Yeah, probably. I'm sure I heard you. They heard you. Like you like heard you? I don't know if they heard me. I'm 100% sure I did that. I just can't I just can't name when I did, but I know for a fact I must have done that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've done that. Like I call traffic homosexual quite often. Yeah. Well, cuz like even saying gaylord counts. That's true. Like when you're a kid, you're going to call someone. You say it to somebody is what I mean. You say it to their face, they hear you. They acknowledge you.
12:39 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then I think you're lying, Nick. I think you I've never done that. I've never done that to someone's face. I'm good. I'm chilling. Only behind their back and on the internet on comments. I'm a burner account. All right. Never have I ever had sex in public. Ping. For real. Farewell. And we're adding now, right? Farewell, gentlemen. Who's out? Me? Joe, you out? We're all out. Is out. I'm negative one. Technically, they're the only ones in. Technically, they should just Oh, so kiss. So, so you guys knock each other out now. Okay. What should I get for Steve? Oh, got kiss now. Yeah. I thought we had to kiss. Never have I ever kissed a white man. Ping back on top, baby.
13:30 It's on the internet, dude. I I kiss me and Port Baker kissed in a in a white music video. I've kissed other men, but not they're not white. Jeremy identifies as I've never kissed Jeremy, dude. Never kissed Jeremy. It was for It was a goose. It was a bit. It was a bit. Yeah. Okay. For a fun time. If you if you said with tongue, I would have been like, I'm still eating. Oh ████ Whoever Whoever wins gets to choose what to eat for lunch. Oh, that's good. That's nice. Good prize. Good prize. That's good. That's good. That's good. Never have I ever gotten into an argument with my in-laws. I'm good for now. We're a polite voice. We're polite boys. in there voice. Hey, Nick's going to be hard to beat, dude. This This guy's hard, too, man.
14:20 I'm a square, brother. You just got to know things about him. Yeah. And hit him directly. But you got to make you got to make good content. Sometimes it's too cheap. You got to make good content. It's got to be true. I'm kind I want to I want to go on road rage a little bit more. I want to I want to Mhm. Never have I ever got out of my car to try to fight somebody. I'm good. That was like I wanted to. Maybe we get a good story out. I wanted to, you know. Okay. Definitely. Okay. Okay. Come on, Nick. I want to give you one right now, but I'm not going to tell you. Oh, man. Say it to me right now. Just say it to me through your head. No. No illegal coaching. No illegal coaching. Never have I ever ate kimchi. You've never eaten kimchi?
15:10 I think you like it. Never had it. Wow. In actuality, no. Every time you've been to Korean barbecue, just don't even touch it. Don't even touch it. It's too intimidating. Huge pink. Okay. Damn. This is like the Pacers game last night. It's going head to head. ████ dude. This is Nick right now, dude. Don't choke. Two on two. Come on, guys. Give me something. Give me something. Never have I ever Oh, that's lame. Oh, that's lame, actually. Don't second guess it. Just go if you know that he's do he's done it but you haven't. Never have I ever kissed somebody on camera on the mouth. That was lame. That is his whole answer. I told you. I told you. It's too similar. It's too similar. It's double answer. It's double answer. Yeah. You get another chance. You get another chance. Do it. Just do a truth. Like never have you had a ████ or something. Why does he get another He gets another
16:01 chance. I I just took the ball on defense. He took the ball. He get the score. That's a turnover. So he fumbled. He fumbled. All right. You fumbled. That's fair. That's fair. Um, try not to be lame. Yep. Yep. Yep. [Music] Okay, I'm going to try this one. I don't know about I don't know about it. Never have I ever licked a butthole. That's mine, dude. That's messed up. I don't know. Maybe. He's shaking. It's shaking. No, my my finger's tired from holding up. Honestly, it's shaking. It's coming down. No, never. I knew it was risky. Okay. I knew it was risky. I knew it was risky. I'm trying. I'm trying to make it happen. I know. I'm trying to I'm trying to get I'm trying to get the deal done. It's just not going through. Um, damn. That was going to be something I was going to say for you. Actually,
16:51 got to dig deep. Got to dig deep now. Like Jeff from Survivor says, you got to dig. You guys are digging too deep. There's some surface ████ that happened. Never have I ever broken up with a girl cuz she didn't give me head. You son of a ████ That's good. You pay attention. When the ████ don't suck dick, you're out. You cut. She didn't do this. She didn't do that one, dude. You're done. Am I You better. The next one is you're done, dude. Hopefully I can steal it. Hopefully I can steal that. And we're gonna find out if this bit that you do is truth or not. That's That's what's going to That's what it's going to be. Mythbusters. Okay.
17:42 I'm not going to be gay and say never have I ever driven to Ohio. No, you can't do that. I've never driven Ohio. Something like that. I'm not doing that. Um, no cheapies. No cheapies. I'm not going to say never have I ever taught a jiu-jitsu class. Yeah, that was lame. That was lame. You know what I mean? That was super lame with me earlier. and do like uh never ever ever um walk. What's something real life? Come on, Steve. I really want to win this. This is the finals. You got to do a two-point knockout, though. I haven't been in the lead the whole time. Just like the Pacers, though. We're okay. He's a four quarter guy. 0.3 seconds left. This is tight, man. Um, seeing these two squares go at it, it's
18:33 pretty fun. Yeah. Okay. Never have I ever um done a marathon. I never completed the marathon. Oh, I said done. Done. No, I didn't even I didn't even do it. You didn't participate. I trained for it, but I didn't enter. He's never entered. Never have I ever stepped on my wife's head during love making. Dude, I'm alive. It's just a bit. It's just a bit. This is like the whole Kogan played out. And he goes, he's a liar. Oh my god. That was my ace in the hole. I have nothing left. That shredder. The shredder through the pile. He's like, I didn't step on her. I stepped on my boot. My boot stepped on her. Damn. They're both Oh, it's going. Wow. You got another shot. Okay, Steven Paul.
19:24 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got I think I got a ████ I got a finisher, dude. I got a ████ finisher ready to go. Charge it up. Let's go. Um, ████ Um, okay. I'm going to try it. Maybe this has not happened. Never have I ever accidentally injured someone. Bing, dude. Oh, that's safe. That's safe. That's a good one. It's strategic. That's really good. Very strategic. I Maybe he hadn't though cuz he's really good, right? No, I think about in the shower all the time. What did you actually What happened? I Well, it wasn't kind of Well, I didn't realize how bad the damage would be when I did this. But it was weird training.
20:15 There was a rule where if someone takes your back and they cross their feet, they're not supposed to cross their feet because I could do like a leg lock and like and bust it. And I did that to somebody and I tore his knee and I felt so bad. Well, he wasn't supposed to do it, so why didn't he do it? But it was like I did it too hard. I did it too fast. It was me. It was my fault. I shouldn't I shouldn't have done that to him, you know. But by the way, I jack knife Stanley Wong through a closet door, but the closet door broke. He was He was fine. Never have I ever been peed on by a cat. I'm Gucci. Never been It's Nikki. He pees on Nikki. Oh, I was hoping he would have me on you. Oh my god, that was barely head to head. Wow. Okay, nice, nice, nice. It's time. The last one's going to be so lame, but
21:05 I know it's an automatic W. That's like watching SJ take a shot last night and it bounced right off the rim. Okay, okay. Um, ████ ████ ████ ████ I got one for you, Nick. I want to give you so bad. And it's a good one, too. Just text it to the chat. Text it to the chat. I'll check it after. Text it to the chat. I'll I'll check it. What you got, Anthony? You got to get Give me something, dude. I know. I'm in the negatives, dude. I was going to say, never have I ever uh like cancelled on plans, but we But you know, everyone has done that at some point, but I would have You would take Yeah, I know. I was like, suicide. I'm not doing that. I'm not blowing myself. I'm not blowing myself up. I want a wall, guys. You guys can.
21:59 Um. Okay. Okay. Okay. Dude, you're you're so toast, bro. It's crazy. You got to get them. Crazy on social. Oh, man. Oh, man. Okay. Okay. So crazy. Never. Okay, maybe I got you. This is kind of lame, but but I think it's pretty good. And I think it said it said something bad about me. Never have I ever organized a closet. Dude, I got him. Yes, I got him. You never organized the closet all the time. Never. Never. God damn it. No. My mom used to put all my ████ and then she's like, "This is how it goes." Right. And then when I got with Nikki, she's like, "What the ████ You don't even organize your ████ You just put all the clothes on the ground in your closet and and and then so like I don't even Yeah. So, wow.
22:49 I had these ████ set up systems for me to like do cuz I don't even know. My brain doesn't work like that. That's a huge revelation. You would have got all of us that one. Yeah. Well, no. I would have I I never organized a closet either. Oh, honestly, I was going to go through some household ████ too. You choked. Wait, what was the one that you would have gotten him with? I was going to say never have ever uh put grass in my front lawn before. I was going to say something like that. Or or I was going to say never have I ever got my dick sucked from the back. I'm not that cool. That was just for fun. That was fun. That was like a That was That was a coin flip. That was a coin flip. You were trying to get Never have I ever had a man stroke my dick. That's good. That's good. That's good. He would have been goners. That would have been good. You would have got me on drama. Never have I ever been molested by a gay man. End it.
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