0:00 Which one has the worst parenting? >> Oh, all of them. >> Just go through them. Go through them. >> Okay. >> Cuz white people love them so much that they have sex with them. [Music] >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys where we have intercultural expert Anthony Lee. >> Intercultural guys. >> So, I thought I thought this would be a really fun thing. Okay. Um, it as an answer, it could only be one of our ethnicities. Okay, we're just going to go over different things. Like, if I say, who is reputably or stereotypically the most shady? Is it Filipinos? Is it Chinese? Is it Japanese? >> Don't just cop out and say white on air. Don't just cop out. Nobody wants >> I feel like all are but in different ways. >> Okay. Explain explain each way. Yeah,
0:51 but without context. Chinese. >> I agree. >> I agree. But yeah, why do you why >> Chinese >> it's money? >> Okay. >> So, it always has to do with some type of business deal shadiness. >> All right. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> It's always money, baby. Money rules the world. >> No, no, no. White people, it's bait and switch. >> It's all It's always bait and switch cons >> pyramid schemes. >> Yeah. Some kind of con. some kind of like >> like how they got uh Mexico territory where they were like you shot us. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Here's some blanket. But you're sick, you know. >> Okay. All right. >> Filipino probably infidelity. >> Oh, >> something to do with, you know, >> some kind of like,
1:42 >> you know, shady I'm going to cheat on my wife. >> Little Casanova move. All right. All right. Um, Japanese is like the master of twofaceness. People have no idea how ████ bad they are. They're like koalas where they're like hella cute, but they got herpes and they ████ kill you, >> you know? Like it's like everyone has this idea of Japan being this like ah kawawaii, you know, but they all ████ hate your guts. >> They all ████ hate you, dude. They'll they'll double crop. Dude, I had a Japanese u I worked at a company and is my manager. He had a friend for like 15 years, right? But they're more loyal to their company than they are to their friends. So then >> he undercuted his ass and then stole some business from him. And I was like, damn. >> Yeah.
2:32 >> So, uh, two-facedness. >> I think Japanese people win there. >> When you put all the things you listed on a chart, which one do you think is the worst one? >> Chinese. >> Still Chinese. Chinese >> accurate. >> I will say I knew a big time whitey who invented something socalled and then he basically invented it with a partner. Then he reconstructed the patent for what he invented. And I'm not going to say what he invented because it'll give it away. But he reconstructed the patent to screw his partner out of it and make sure he got cut out of all the future profits and just dunked all the future profits. So that's like generational robbing. >> And and that was a big time whitey. >> His name was Steve Jobs. >> No, no, no. >> I think on a generic level, I think Chinese like overall more shady, but I think when white commits shady stuff, it is like >> it echoes for centuries. Yeah.
3:24 >> Yeah. >> It's like oceans 11s, brother. >> Like they set the bar. But also, you know what Chinese people call that? Another Tuesday, baby. Cuz you know what they do? They got ████ Alibaba, which is ████ copying everyone's ████ I'm not a douche. >> You're right. Their s███'s crazy. They're They're so shady. They made a legit business out of shadiness. >> That's true. >> And it's untouchable. >> Yeah, but they don't they don't they don't say it's like not shady. They're just like, "Oh, I got caught." And then they build the next one. >> What about Vietnamese? That's on the table, too, because of you. >> It's like they can be equally shady, but because their population is so small, they're not in the conversation. What do you think? You got to add Vietnamese to your list. >> Vietnamese um they're not shady. They're impulsive. So that the impulsiveness gets them to do uh oh, sorry I stole all your money.
4:16 I I wanted to gamble. You know, it's like that. It's like, uhoh, I drank all the alcohol in your beer and I beat your wife. Sorry. I mean, I drank all the alcohol in your fridge. Uh >> how do you do that? >> And they spit out the other liquid. The Vietnamese ladies. >> Yeah, >> they got it going on. >> They got it going on. >> Yeah. Like a a shady Vietnamese girl would be like, "Uh-uh, I got angry in my own mind. You didn't do nothing, but I thought you were the enemy, so I burned your car down." You know what I mean? Like that's that's the kind of ████ they do. >> That's not shady. It's impulsive. >> Impulsive. Yeah. >> They're very act They're like the, you know, act of passion. >> Now, which one which one of our nisses is the most gay? Thailand. >> Who's Tai here? >> Thai hooker. Hooker boys. >> Probably Filipino.
5:06 >> No. Among Us. >> Oh, among us. >> Probably Filipino. >> Filipino got a lot of gay. >> I think I think culturally they have the most like >> cuz they have hella gay kids. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Like the scene for like gay kids is like huge. >> Yeah. I don't know how that happened. >> My brother-in-law is a little gay. >> Yeah. >> He's Filipino. >> Nikki's brother. >> Is he out? Uh-oh. >> Not out. But >> cuz I'm coming out in 2026. >> I know you're coming out in 2026. That guy will straight up just grab your dick or your butt and you're just like, "Come on, dude." >> Oh, but that's humor. Yeah, that's humor. >> Speak. >> He's grabbing it though. >> No, but Filipinos are very big uh hip swingers. >> Is that what it is? >> Yeah, they're very hipswingy. >> When they walk around, their their hips sway and >> and they're more flamboyant, even if they're straight, too. Di >> Okay. Okay. Who's um who's the what is
5:57 it? The worst drivers, >> Chinese, >> honestly, white ladies, bro, and Subarus. >> Blonde hair, ████ white ladies with the nest hair and Subarus. They're on their ████ phones. >> It might It might not be an ethic thing. It might be a gender thing. >> I think it's ████ on the phones, bro. >> Maybe. >> Isn't it like am I remembering this correctly where like women will have the most accidents, but men will have the most fatal like crashes? >> Oh, yeah. cuz we're going 150 or whatever. But >> but that means the women are worse drivers because they're trying hard not to do something bad and they're ████ up. >> The dudes we're trying to ████ set a new world record of some sort. So obviously it's going to be a accident. >> A world record. >> Risk reward, brother. >> Like we're probably racing our friend on the freeway and see if we could beat him
6:48 at like 100. >> Honestly, no race involved. BMW drivers like ████ you guys. You guys are the worst. 100%. >> Your guys is the worst. Every race of you. Every race of you. >> Which one has the worst parenting? >> Oh, all of them. >> Just go through them. Go through them. >> Okay. >> Cuz white people love them so much that they have sex with them. >> Japanese just beat the crap out of them so hard >> because they love them. >> Filipinos just not even there for the kids. They just they have them and then they don't even know. >> Just the dads. Just the dads. >> Uh Vietnamese similar to Filipino but not crazy, you know. >> Vietnamese similar to Filipino and Japanese with the beating. >> Oh yeah. >> No, man.
7:39 >> And then they leave them beating. >> Do Japanese people beat more than Chinese people? >> They're probably the worst. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Yeah. Next to Koreans. >> Whoa. >> It's just how you know. only cuz I've seen my Chinese friends get beat or like whatever and I'm just like, "Yeah, they get mad, but there's this level of like you could talk to your parents a certain way. It you're not a you're not like a higher the hierarchy is not as the gap isn't as big. >> It's not like imperial royalty baked into it." >> I think Koreans are the same too. Like it's just a little bit different. You can still laugh and joke with your parents. I don't know. But I think for Chinese um >> what was it again? >> Parenting. worst parenting. >> Oh, the parenting. >> The Chinese, they enslave their kids too hard. >> No love. >> Well, that's a default for Asians. But yeah,
8:29 >> white people too much love. >> Too much love. >> Too much love. No love. >> That's why interracial couples are such a good team. >> Don't tell me you wouldn't hook up with your mom, Stephen. >> Bro, mom's got big ass titties, brother. >> Let's go, dog. >> Oh, hey. Every time I'll play chicken with you, buddy. >> All right. Which which ones have the Which one has the highest rate of hottest women >> out of us four? >> Yeah. Out. Oh, five. Five. >> Chinese rate. >> Yeah. Like the most frequently hot like Oh, the >> the odds of a woman being hot from that race. >> That's subjective. >> Well, what do you think? >> That's not subjective. >> I'm going to say Filipinos. >> Whoa. I would I think either Philip Filipino or white. >> Me, too. Filipino or white t is >> between Filipino and white
9:19 >> like generically I for especially for the Asian I think when a when a white girl's hot she's ████ fine. >> I think generally Filipinos are like good-looking girls. >> I'm in Hawaii and there's a lot of beautiful Filipino women. >> Let's go. >> Hey, they're killing all the >> and then there'll be like >> all ages. >> Yeah, >> even the ████ titos. the tas. >> Who's Who's the most um who's the most woke? >> The most woke. It's got to be the whies >> for sure. Whiteies. It's not even close. >> Especially if >> most asleep as Chinese. >> Yeah. >> If they do yoga, >> if they do yoga and they're white, they're ████ >> cuz Chinese don't even give a ████ about emotions and feelings. I feel like Chinese grandmas are the most racist. >> Chinese grandmas. >> Yeah. They're the most most racist out
10:10 of all of us. >> They don't mean to be mean. >> They're not being mean. >> I don't know. I think white I think white ████ are so racist though >> cuz they feel the need to like I'm using my voice in order to speak for your whole race or whatever. And it's like you're so racist actually. >> Shut up. You have no opinion. You're nuts. Mine's superior to yours. >> Like and like let me use my white voice to elevate your And I'm like, oh god. Can you listen to yourself? Who do you think out of all of our um ethnicities has the the the deepest plunge of intelligence? Like the dumbest people, >> the dumbest? >> Like who has the who has the capacity to be the dumbest out of all? >> The whiteies in the trailer parks are the dumbest for sure. >> That's >> I love them the most though. >> I love them too, but I think that they have the the capacity to be the dumbest for sure. >> I don't think it's Chinese. I think the
11:00 average Chinese guy is pretty smart. >> That's true. I agree. >> They're just too ████ sidewindy. Even the village Chinese people have some sort of intelligence. They're ████ loophole ████ >> Yeah, that's true. >> Especially like scientists wise, all those Chinese scientists that are leaving America, it's going to really kill us. >> Yeah. >> White trash people can't even figure out how to throw things away, >> right? Like they have no chance. Like you guys know how to throw stuff away. And I think that's respectable and commendable for your races. My people have no idea how to even just just It's like, "Okay, it's time to say goodbye to this." >> Oh, I can't. We're We could use it later. We'll use it. We're gonna use it. We could take it apart and use these parts. >> Oh, yeah. >> I'm telling you. >> Do you think you think Japanese people are are dumber than Chinese people? >> They appear smart only because they
11:51 follow the rules, but they're dumb as ████ They'll be stopped at a stoplight for 6 hours because it didn't turn green because they're waiting patiently for, you know, they'll be like, "This is the road to go somewhere on their GPS and it'll take them straight to the ocean and they'll still keep driving." >> That's some Japanese ████ >> And then they'll sue. >> Yeah, they won't sue. They go, "Oh, that's good. I was told to go this way, so I ████ went." >> See, my people would sue. >> Yeah. >> I think the Chinese guy would crawl up the street sign and ████ change the colors of the bomb. Oh, green light. Dude, see that's problem solving. Japanese people seem smart cuz they're really good at following rules and being disciplined. >> Dude, my ████ is a white guy in the back of an ambulance. He's got a blanket on. He's covered in water. And then like what happened? He's like he's like the car didn't tell me to turn. I just went right off the into the ████ dock into the water.
12:42 And he's like and he's like, "Oh, do you have anything else you want to say?" "Yeah, I want to talk to my attorney. I want to talk to my lawyer." >> That is true. A lot of when you see those GPS led me off a bridge, it's usually whiteies every time. >> And Japanese be so ashamed. They'll be like, "Oh, I'm going to Suku right now." >> Yeah. Why did you like >> Last one. Which one out of them do you think would do the best job of ruling the world? >> Ruling the world. >> I don't think we've done the best job. So, I'm going to let you guys answer this. >> I don't know. I kind of like America, but I guess it depends on do you enjoy that country? Cuz Japan's beautiful to visit but horrible for the citizens. >> Yeah, because whatever happened there to make them not want to procreate has to be pretty significant. >> I'm going say give the Chinese a chance, man. >> We don't know. We don't know yet. They're close. >> What about Vietnam?
13:32 >> They're >> I like Vietnam. Vietnam feels like a bunch of ADHD people running the country and it's a party. And >> Vietnam leadership has gone through some crazy ████ over the generations. I think Koreans is even crazier. >> Yeah. >> In a good way or bad way. >> Governmental leadership over the years. >> Everybody's either been like assassinated or impeached for like the last ████ like eight presidents or whatever. >> But >> I'm I'm just saying like maybe give give the whole world to China for a chance. I think it'll be very pra >> it'll be a practical world. A very practical world. >> There'll be no like PC, none of that ████ It's just ████ >> And they won't care about human life. >> There's no PC. There's only CCP. >> If the kid CCP >> If the kid could talk, put a sewing machine in his hands. >> Oh.
14:24 >> All right. >> I don't know. Maybe the Philippines cuz they'll just be chill. Do whatever you want. >> Uh Derte wasn't that chill. >> Yeah, that guy wasn't too chill. Once they had a drug problem, they weren't that chill. >> I'm not even joking. I didn't give the Chinese a chance. >> Wow. >> We know who signs your checks, buddy. We know that. >> All right. Thanks, man. Thanks, Anthony. Yay. >> Yay. Anthony was back again. >> CCP CCP CCP. We give China a chance >> for Anthony.
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