0:00 [Music] okay a michigan superintendent has denied uh that litter boxes were added to the school bathroom for students who identified as furries no ████ why what do you mean like they're like we don't do that but they do well no they he says that um there's a bunch of litter boxes that appeared but i didn't do it i didn't do i didn't authorize it is it so kids could pop a squad and take a ████ like they're a cat the furry kids probably put those right identifies the furry when you identify as a furry do you identify as like a furry animal is that what that's short for yeah so yeah furries were people that like to dress up in um like cost like fur costumes girls don't even worry about it so joe
0:51 it's like full commitment all the way just cats who like to dress like this yeah it's that ████ and they need a litter box they got a ████ whoa can i use a urinal why would you because you're not you're a furry you don't wait people identify as that yeah yeah what's wrong with that no i'm not no i'm just learning about it can you let me learn you guys jesus christ dude ████ teacher brother host so check it out yeah so like you know the furries are totally normal and this is totally normal this is like just like as regular it's just like you're born male or female furry furry it doesn't matter they got some big conventions for these two you know where it all started it was started in our childhood when they're like it doesn't matter if you're white black purple or yellow and it's like and some people were like purple who the ████ is purple
1:42 grimace people that it goes too far yeah it does get purple yeah people get purple true the grape flavor drinks you know it's like purple but it's like maybe that's when they got it in their ideas like i could be anything anything you want and i'm like i'm gonna be a ████ furry you know that's what happened i i hate this idea of telling children you could be anything you want you could even be president no wait why can't they be president too because it's ████ ridiculous uh joe no they have to be 35 so they can't be president yeah a child cannot be president a child cannot be president so what are you talking about literally doesn't matter he just debunked you right now yeah i can't believe it yeah they can't be president what's the appeal to furries though if you're a friend what do you think if you were trying to convince anthony lee to be a furry
2:32 it wouldn't take much just knowing him yeah it's just it's already closed i'm sure there's like a a lure like most things so close i think it's what kind of furry animal would you be it's like larpers right i'd be a cashmere ████ elephant cashmere fox yeah cashmere elephant so you guys know uh silent mike one of his close buddies in norcal is a a school teacher and now the new policies and whatever like the kids identify with you have to address them as that so if they if they say table you just got to be like mr table they go because so one of
3:24 you were human one of the kids literally said i'm batman so now by the law the teacher has to call them batman it can't be like travis i'm sorry uh because then they can get sued that's a great law it's batman and they can change every single week today i am phone book can i be black panther or probably not you can probably whatever you want yeah you think oh you think so because i think if i said i was black panther somebody would have an issue you're calling me a gay fox and you're on that an issue can i you're well you have gave up gay fox vibes can i be black panther you have no black panther vibe you think so show it i give you all this credit and say you have gay fox yeah give me nothing with black panther you're always credited bro like ████ that's a black panther body that's his
4:14 move that he does when he fights in the the bad guys albino guy that's the name of him his when he's in the tribe yeah when he's in wakanda they're like bring up i know and then he comes in breaks albino okay so the super bring ivory boy the superintendent has denied rumors that schools have added litter boxes to bathrooms for use by students who identify as furries quote it's unconscionable that this afternoon i'm sending this communication at all midland public schools superintendent michael e wrote in a post to facebook he says however our midland stakeholders may be confused but a false message accusation that has resurfaced this week is gaining traction in the social media realm furries by the way are individuals
5:04 anthony go ahead and take it away who go ahead okay do you want to define it who take a particular it's such a good setup an anthropomorphised animal oh yeah that's what anthropomorphized that i knew it was going there you said that earlier today do you know what that is already it is um um mighty morphin power just to study anthropology no he's been he's trying to before animals with humanoid features thank you thank you that's right thank you um so they wear animal costumes or tails or ears or anything i saw this one furry manga porn whew that ████ got me harder what animal was it or manga oh like anime like hentai imagine that category i
5:56 dude they were in the forest and then there was two like like furry wolves and they were ████ so the furries are face of animal body of humans no uh like yeah it's like a body of cubans had titties hybrids oh sweet dude i saw stacked up i saw manga of cheetahs ████ at 60 miles an hour it was crazy [Music] they're pushing 68 69 miles an hour yeah and they had a little odometer at the bottom it's hot dude with every page the progression is amazing because physical copy oh so manga is in the comic book yeah manga manga
6:51 they found that um litter boxes were discovered in at least one all-gender restroom in one of the school districts for students who identify as cats that's what they claim they claim that it was there for that reason they found it there they claimed it was there for that reason um damn is this one big prank or something uh no you gotta take this generation seriously dude what the ████ man they say well he says our community our community needs to understand that the agenda that is being pushed through our schools is somewhat nefarious when it comes to some of these activities so let's talk about first let's actually have a conversation about first um let me be clear in this communication um countered the superintendent there is no truth whatsoever to the false statement such accusation i have never there have never been litter boxes within mps schools which is the uh michigan oh so
7:43 he's saying they were never even there yeah oh that's what he's saying uh the kids have pictures of them gotta deal with nowadays it's a little bit of he should she said see what i'm saying because like she said uh because he should and then like maybe like the kitty said too yeah i should say oh no wow like yeah she said what if your children come out as a furry what would you do i think i would i'd probably give a note to to some guys in a japanese subway yeah and then what and then yeah probably overdoses [Laughter] that's that's a reason though that's a good reason that's a good reason you know what's kind of an upside though is that like as weird as they are they that's a community that doesn't really ████ with anybody that's true like they
8:33 just want to have their fun they don't really like put it in your face much is have some fun they they don't even like force you to recognize them at all they don't they don't force you to like identify anything if you're a furry how much of your life do you live as a regular human being and then how much of your life nine hours i think i thought it's only when they're around other furries okay you know i didn't have a little cousin that was furry and her really sexual thing or is it like cosplay i think that it's a sexual thing it's like a misconstrued thing like it's kind of like an all-around everything that comic i saw was hot all the time not all the time no only when they're like within their own people in that sense like you have your day job but then when you participate in larping it's like there are rules and everybody needs to participate in the ecosystem with these rules yeah do that thing
9:23 where they walk around a little tokyo all together like they don't even do that like they just have their private stuff and they just don't want to be ████ so they don't take hormones to try to look like that they don't want to take hormones to dude they just put a cushion on you like what what constitutes identifying as a furry then if you can kind of just go back and forth because i think it's it's just you're identifying as being part of the furry community you just dress up and use the litter box it's like a it's like a big it was a big thing on tumblr too they had like huge communities on there i just remember like hey i like the fact that they're not like ████ with anyone that's yeah i think their dream job is working at theme parks or like chuck e cheese and being the people in the costume maybe those guys are posers though is there like a list of like things that
10:15 humans have identified with just so what you know we can understand what's like politically correct there's probably a 2021 instagram pronoun thingy because uh michael jackson changed it to he he whoever owns his account changed it to he he really yeah you
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