0:00 [Music] so Diddy is uh he's a reporting throwing a tantrum right now do you have pity for the Diddy I don't I really don't I don't feel like t-shirt I don't think I do you don't have pity for the Diddy I gy for the Diddy he's throwing a tantrum over the fact that Luigi mangioni is being treated with more respect hot he's not hot well it's because he's not black hot they're in the same prison and uh nobody knows you get treated worse when you're black in prison really in prison that's why he's probably say this is racist you got to you got to be equal oh he doesn't feel like it's racist he he said it's not fair that he's being treated better even though there's video footage of Luigi committing murder and uh Diddy
0:50 doesn't feel like he's done anything oh damn that's hilarious I don't really think that I mean there's video footage of him beating the out of Cassie but I me that footage shows Luigi I don't know I also thought if you're in jail you need to shut the ████ up not incriminate yourself also who's in jail who gets to talk to the news like this you just get to call the news yeah I have some thoughts actually about this Luigi guy you don't think it was Luigi is that what you were just saying there's a theory about that dude I just okay you know that smiling picture to me that doesn't look like Luigi it looks SAR let be a woman but it right it just looks looks like a different person to me I don't know am I crazy maybe I'm crazy what would be the you know what's really weird you just got the wrong guy oh I don't know maybe I've heard that story of bajillion times well the weirdest thing to me and
1:42 um is because I get all my news from memes but yeah how the ████ did they find his backpack full of Monopoly money all this stuff this guy's super smart right and then when they catch him he's got the gun everything on him he didn't ditch any of that everything yeah it's too fishy that doesn't make sense and I also think too that like whoever did this knew exactly where that guy was going to be so they followed him enough right so like and again I don't know but I just think that that the person who did this was a contract Killer and this guy is just an amateur hour dude who like kept all of his weapons and kept the same clothes and kept the same guns and ████ I just don't buy it you know what's crazy he Liv close to me in Hawaii oh yeah very close to me let's talk about that the rest of the video yep and my my NE my neighbors saw him other was his trash cans yeah did he
2:32 take his can off with a rainbow you have his shirt off all the time I would if I was that guy that's that's that's awesome I just yeah no but a lot of people I know were like he f h yeah same so I do find it strange that someone could be so professional to be able to trace where someone that important would be at that exact time but then ████ up every other that's crazy that's the hardest part oh he gets caught by what the most hawkey ████ McDonald's employee maybe of all time in space who who like like oh I noticed he had two IDs I think that's kind of wild I should call it in yeah get me out of break like a McDonald's employee who actually gave a ████ about something thank you they asked you they they ask for ID at McDonald's well McDonald voice says they just saw that so how hawy you got to be cuz you're right they don't ask for ID
3:23 so he's like taking his cards out and then oh I noticed he had two IDs I thought it was some Boomer dude that was eating like a Big Mac and he looked over and he goes was there's the culprit and he called the police no it was a McDonald's employee right I thought it was a boomer I thought it was an employee I thought it was a boomer dude in that was eating there that's where you get your news for memes see I don't read articles I got cuz Sonic the Hedgehog stop looking at nine gag for everything we are the meme so so um I guess the question that I was going to ask is who's better Diddy or Luigi Luigi the the pain that uh I think the people's chap is luig everyone loves Luigi right especially as more United Health denial claims come out like if you have to free one of them Luigi oh Luigi you free Luigi can't did back on the streets you free Luigi and you hope he gets another
4:16 one didy feels like hey man you weren't the guy I thought you were you know what I mean Luigi was more like we were all thinking but you ████ did it bro a man disregard oh disregard last evacuation that's what we ████ thought I knew it was no way you got to do is turn off your Amber Alerts and the settings that's what I do now I don't have to to lie to my wife dude imagine imagine sending out a mass Amber Alert people start evacuating my bad my bad yeah disre an evacuation notice earlier to like leave this area the fire yeah we record um and now we got one saying disregard it oofy doofy so oofy a little oofy but not a doofy actually cuz they took they took it back I was right I told you guys I like that we just were like oh we got an evacuation warning
5:06 yeah let's keep filming what if we got an amber alert that said Diddy is now on the loose run do you remember the one in Hawaii that there was a missile warning oh yeah yeah I do remember that my family was was uh there at the time and then I was like what did you guys do and he's like I went back to sleep they're like if I'm going to blow up I'm going blow up anyway and I'm like damn all right what can you well do in the 50s they told my mom and dad to get under a desk and cover their head that's really the 99s for Earth talking about the nuclear okay didn't have a nuclear protocol right in school we they didn't tell us nothing right it's funny that you do the same thing for earthquakes and nuclear bombs yeah no my parents grew up during the Cold War so they were saying like they used to just say Duck and Cover under the desk under the desk cuz the radiation can't get you there yeah right
5:56 you build a force field dude well they just need to give kids something to think about so when they find your ████ dust Shadow later you're hunched up in a ball under the desk instead of standing up all right back to would you rather free Luigi or JY the desk remember when um the the thing happened and hella people like on the right were talking about like how bad like it's like they're all trying to somehow get everybody to talk about the morality behind it and I was like how out of touch are you shut up I know it's like yes it sucks that a dude died like it ████ sucks but at the same time ████ man it's just yeah seeing all the people come out saying like hey United heal denied this claim that claim this claim they were notorious for that ████ insane yeah so in that jail other prisoners when they found out Luigi was
6:46 there they they rallied around him sharing their stories about their loved ones that they lost due to health care coverage being denied which is probably one of the most American things that we can all Bond against is Insurance ████ people over right yeah haircuts and stuff by the way these same rightwing dudes go to a backyard barbecue with them and ask them about like what they would do to to Epstein for example or any of these like they they talk about vigilante justice just as much as Luigi I know I thought they would be on board with it kind of right a little bit or tell them what ask them what they would do to like a pedophile they found in the neighborhood for example I think it's because like they probably view what what that CEO was doing is too close to what they might be doing so they're like I don't want someone coming after me yeah blaming him for everything yeah I think they might because I think they probably if you're the boss of something you might be able
7:37 to view that as like people at the lowest level might see me as unscrupulous in some way that like I might be doing something unjust I mean it does happen though like let's say Walmart does something horrible right and then um let's say you work at the local grocery store and you start treating now your boss like as if they're ████ Sam Walton in the Walmart corporation because that's how humans just lash out on in their anger it's like we yeah we ████ hate these big ass you know exploiters but then don't be treating small businesses as if it's the same thing but that's what ends up happening cuz you have access to punch that guy how that you can be close to yeah you know like people that bust unions you know those guys like they Infiltrate The Union yeah they get in there and then they find ways to like destroy it like socially that's an art
8:29 how crazy is that it's a social game I mean it's like Mafia I think I think of the way that Ryan likes to get Vengeance on people and stand outside their doors and I'm like this guy's it's got real admiration for those guys going to Union like that's the art for sure he was the first guy too when we got the evacuation order he's like we're fine as if he like checked the dark web real quick and they're like don't worry about it everything's good dude don't worry about it yeah my only they said they're not burning that place you're like don't worry Omron everything's Gucci Omron you got some code name some you got some kind of code name if anybody in this room has a code name that's early but you know after the after the Luigi incident though right you don't really take down like it's like why you hating the player hate the game right the the game isn't
9:20 changing yeah you could kill said that cuz he made that quote what did he didy that's his thing absolutely his quot yeah but I mean like yeah I get what you're saying though the the industry he didn't stop anything it's still going on what do you remember during that time that it happened Anthem another Healthcare company insurance company they were talking about how they wanted to change policies and kind of not allow people to get the right anesthesia for like their surgeries and they're going to determine whether you had too much anesthesia for a certain surgery yeah and then this dude gets killed and then the next couple days they go hey Anthem is my bad we're just joking we're just chilling all anthia we were just loling yeah we're we're out of pocket maybe how about we just sit back and uh we'll we'll think about something
10:10 else all I know is that after these fires I think America is about to fall back in love with insurance yeah I know I feel like this in the insurance companies are going to be like see oh please they will you're right they will do that and like yeah sure we denied your claims 4 months ago we said we're kicking it on the fire CL told you you guys needed us yeah but now they're going to start going door too and selling fire insurance it's going to be crazy yeah honestly yeah that makes a lot of sense but can you blame the people that are working it though I think I could do that's my thing is like it's the systems that are always broken right like you can't expect desperate people that need jobs to not work in certain things yeah so it's always um if you can disrupt or like take away the need for certain things like that like for example if we had um like Universal
11:03 healthare right what's the point of insur health insurance we don't need if we had good public transportation was the point of car insurance right so many people wouldn't have to drive yeah it's like you would still legally have to have car insurance which is the most American thing ever forcing me to get it that's the weirdest thing right but I don't know Wasing insurance is pretty crazy yeah and then to not do anything about it when someone hits you and they don't have insurance that's the weirdest part that's the part I don't get I'm forced to pay every month but I I maybe will get denied my claim cool thank you what a system yeah I don't know sense that's what I don't get but on July 4th I stand the ████ up I sit up straight Freedom ████ you know you know what be funny if the whole time Luigi had this like awesome plan where what was
11:53 going to happen was he was going to shoot him in the shoulder and the dude was going to have to get health insurance to cover it and it was going get denied and the statement was going to beic but then he goes he died ████ and he's like wait how many rounds I oh I did empty the whole clip I did empty the whole clip was that's not the message I was trying to send and then he's like he's like ████ hey omon I ████ up ████ killed him go there's no meaning in that damn so there was this um thing I was reading about how oddly coincidental Luigi actually comes are a very wealthy family from the healthcare industry they own a lot of like either assisted living or all these different things from the healthcare industry yeah his family is just loaded from that that
12:43 industry and something to do with Nancy Pelosi and her family and all this stuff is that what the meme was saying memes were saying that's why it's a blur to me cuz it only comes out of cuz Hulk Hogan was ripping his shirt off and then this is like you know text a lot of text you got little Doge and you got buff Doge you know and then like Spiderman each United healthare Luigi you know yeah all I know is the young Republicans are going to love this video all right at all the college campuses young Republicans are going to think look at these beta liberal guys talking about what bet is talking about United healthare so if if like let's say um L Luigi really did do it wouldn't why would he plead not guilty to get a lesser sentence so he doesn't do life wouldn't he be like proud I don't maybe maybe that's the weirdness didn't do it is what I've been saying or maybe he
13:33 doesn't want to be so you think he's Fall Guy like the like the Trump assassination guy it's like I said it wouldn't be the first time this ever happened yeah and and what did Oswald say he's like I'm a ████ py I think this Luigi guy what did he say he said this is like an injustice to the American people or something I think it was kind of a wild thing to say should have just said I think I'm pretty innocent or something but he said like a bunch of other ████ well he's a smart kid so maybe's he's going use five syllable words I heard got a crazy donation for well he got a bunch of crazy donations so he could I heard he got a lot of panties in the mail that too so he could pay for a top notch I I heard that he also had um a lot of injuries and he was dealing with ████ himself and he was going through the health care process and that's like one of the things that people were saying that's what set him off 100% but what's weird to me is no one ever talked like
14:25 like you know when you have a weird guy around you're like yeah that ████ would have killed somebody yeah everybody that interviews him they're like oh no he went on a Hiatus he was nice yeah but didn't you see the the meme of there's that kid with a scrunch up face and like Luigi not talking about healthcare for like one day that's when I learned about this whole like he's always talking about it yeah that's the meme that taught me this whole thing really all the information was in that one mem just that one guy going that kid in the classroom yeah yeah yeah with the vein in his forehead all red trying to not Lui trying not to talk about Healthcare I love that kid dude he was living in Hawaii for and then like I think for 3 to 6 months he went back to the east coast so you know Hawaii is like a small town so they got every single person that he was like a roommate with he lived in this like kind
15:16 of co-oping space where they were like you surf and then you network and you know kind of like digital Nomad kind of space and then there were people that had encounters with them and every single person that they've interviewed they're like n you seem like a cool guy we would go surfing chill chill dude whatever as the closest person here to someone who works at McDonald's actively yeah do you ever look down at someone's wallet and notice that they have like multiple IDs or some ████ like that dude that is some microscopic eyeball ████ right that's crazy right cuz you're trying to find the buttons like hey you you're just juicing you're just juicing and juicing and then you're looking for the think about that ████ right you're juicing and juicing you got the thing in front of you David calling you asking if you're at at work yeah fuing yet I don't see you on the cameras how do you have time to focus on
16:07 that ████ dude that is some call him sir never like even and if I did it doesn't it doesn't ring a ████ Bell of why does this person have two IDs like recognizing is already time to call it in you have to wait on hold you have to sit there and ████ you call the cops by the way I I mean it's annoying you'll sit there well maybe this person was an aspiring detective and so they had the spider sense but most of us don't give a ████ it's what's your order get the ████ out of the way you know that's it I got two IDs one's my real ID and one's my other not real ID it's the one before that so in this case it just happened to be the luckiest thing ever the McDonald's employe with a Hawkeye can't miss ████ gumshoe ████ McDonald's employee right discovers this and then
16:57 oh yeah it is actually the guy oh yeah and his car actually has everything involved with the Case Case Closed and he acted alone see you later
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