0:00 [Music] bleeding right now all right this eye is beating in your face this story has a really interesting twist that makes it more surprising if i take this twist away which i will do right now you're gonna you won't even bat an eye okay so hyundai was uh caught for using child labor of course why they got plenty of koreans who are a child korean kids korean child here's the twist it's a hyundai subsidiary plant that's located in alabama oh we're using white people hell yeah let's go how's it feel whitey all the tables have turned
0:52 no time for little league i guess yeah that was that was really good i like that he's the best it's super trippy because like doesn't that make it so weird that like oh child labor in asia whatever dude alabama my word i'm one of our white children my word that's a third world state though so that's true that's true because they got they got some states that are ████ up that's like cambodia prices be honest with you this is the most woke thing i've ever heard in my life this is the most woke thing they had to do in america oh you think that ████ asian people have sweatshops let me show you alabama yeah boom whoa my people are the best dude we have the highest suicide rate in the world we're number one in your face they beat japan huh we beat japan japan's number two [Laughter]
1:45 we'll get you back oh yeah you underestimate immediately goes back to japan to campaign we need more suicides korea's winning we gotta beat them out yeah so it's uh kids as young as 12 like these three kids were working there they were all that's not that young that's not that's just ████ i want to see some toddlers so here's the thing well look at that that's education that is dude that's that builds character i thought i'd talk about like five years old or eight years old we were taking advantage of it was not bad that was junior high this is like a metal stamping plant do you know what it is it's like it's like you know remember in high school where kids had ████ like a metal shop and yeah yeah yeah what's that it's that is that hopefully they're getting paid so uh or school credit i don't think you know how uh child labor works they get paid they usually don't yeah they do oh they give him a ████ a can of tuna or some ████ hey tuna's
2:35 good sardines i don't know how you're gonna feel about this the kids weren't white what were they i think they were guatemalan [Music] we're so ████ up we're so funny we never had little league on the calendar let's go on this whole rant about white kids no hey you gotta eat your pupusas later ████ this is wrong guatemala guatemala's white adjacent man oh is it i don't know why hey i feel bad now that's ████ up i don't like this article man stop with your ████ twitch sorry i'm upset guess what it was actually in thailand
3:30 did they do a good job though i bet they did a good job uh it doesn't show their performance i guess you can gauge that by hyundai's share price or something as a as a former child um worker i personally yeah i i i don't know why it's a bad thing because i wanted so badly to be a part of the child labor force you wanted to did you say you wanted to work as a kid when i discovered money i was like oh ████ so you could like turn this in for whatever i was like what do you guys have jobs i want a ████ job yup and then everywhere i went they're like we ain't hiring you you're like ████ 10 years old yes so we made our own job where i went i wanted to be in the child soldier soldiers union oh where's that what where at i don't know i just saw kids with ak-47 that's pretty cool
4:21 child soldier seems pretty sweet what was your guys first side hustle uh i did a yard sale and then i would go to costco and buy all the ████ bold candy and then sell it to all my at the yard sale no no at school yeah yeah oh wait what the yard you sold your parents ████ no no no i had my own toys oh okay then i would sell it to get new toys i don't know like seven eight oh it's pretty good yeah seven for your eyebrows like i gave you ████ she's like i don't know ████ simmering ████ east l.a is ████ over here dude who's asking for i don't give a ████ to gio's credits so many bro she's probably waiting for you to talk some ████ no i've been biggie bro corner cam look how tiny your hands look on that thing that's crazy shut up man there it is i used to sell pizza to other kids how old are you uh third grade fourth
5:13 grade because my parents used to admit every every day for lunch they would give me like a tony's pizza from the oven so that came in eight slices you had a whole pizza for every day eight slices so i would sell them two slices for a buck damn they sent you a big ass that's a deal 50 cents a slice i would just give hand jobs to my t-shirts it's great that's freezing where did you make the money huh i got eight pluses he graduated hey he's looking at you like what an idiot dude what did you do with that money hey mr johnson is john cena yeah john first commerce was kind of gay my first like taste of commerce what was it uh i sold mistletoe during christmas that's not gay that's for boy scouts that's really cute this is exactly how i'm working as ████ that's 10.
6:03 oh you guys do that you go to the woods don't bring me into this your boys can ████ bring me into your ████ mistletoe fantasies right you go to the woods and you ████ pluck mistletoe she used to blow weed in your guy's mouth what are you talking about first of all don't say your guys they're guys multiple guys dude all the guys they're they're men of honor dudes of honor hey you want some weed that's just look first of all you guys don't know how to be economic okay that's that's what it was we also don't know how to be fruitful what was your childhood my first hustle do you remember um so there was a french class at high school french class the they would sell bon-bon candies right did anybody remember these candies yeah yeah well anyway so i would try and hustle people to like get discounts if i bought multiples from people and they would eventually cut me deals and then i'll just resell them in the next class
6:53 it was really dumb but it worked and i would get like a buck like a buck 25 extra so i'll just buy chips with it you were just hustling bulk deals for but what is bulk at like a what i'll give you a dollar if you give me three packs it's like you're not gonna sell those by fifth period you might as well just hook me up do you guys remember in school you ████ get candy bars to sell yeah i ████ took it home bro you suck so bad dude of course you're talking about the seas toffee the one with like caramel i was so hungry twelve dollars a bar do your parents have the pizza yeah my parents got my mom beat the ████ out of me they ate half of them that's why they stopped doing the candy bars and then they just gave you the ████ pamphlets yeah this is the one with the briefcase yeah because all the kids kept eating them yeah when i when i got those chocolate uh sales cards right on my way
7:44 home from school i just went door to door and started ████ selling it and when i went home my mom was like where did she get this money and i'm like i sold it and she's like but how do you know which house you went to and i was like oh ████ i don't know but they bought it though this is the one that they wanted oh ████ so she had to take me back like the route that i came from and i didn't remember this was like first grade sure that's so funny so she had to go through every single door and be like uh he he doesn't even know which ones and they're like yeah we figured so that's why we just gave him a couple bucks because we thought it was cute ████ for first grade is what how old are you six six or seven yeah because i lived across the street from the school so i was allowed to walk home you don't grow up in the house do some dangerous ████ she's just walking around at six dude but japanese kids are hella resourceful do you know that ████ my mom didn't know that yes yeah think about
8:34 the show on netflix do this show yes she let me walk around already when i was like pretty young japanese people know what to do they ████ empower their kids to allow them to do things that they are capable of yeah but it works only in japan luckily my mom didn't know that we were in a in a questionable neighborhood dude compton is 100 okay talking about it's totally fine it's all good dude you're good my first uh side hustle though is like i had i saved up all this money from um allowance right and then i went to our local pog card shop oh ████ with the finger grooves as if it gave you that much more traction yeah everyone was in the park so i was like all right i'ma finally get the big case and sell the pogs nice so i got the pogs and then i said but you know what i'm
9:25 gonna take out this business that i bought the pogs from and sell it cheaper than them so you bought it from them expensive and sold it cheaper dude i was like first second grade you undercut the place you bought from yes okay that was my idea so i was like well he undercut i must i'm gonna buy high and solo i'm gonna buy this nothing's changed origin that's my business partner guys yeah that's why i bought the big box right that's our boss and then the next day i ████ unloaded everything at school because it was crazy it was like well you're gonna sell it cheaper than the ████ store yeah because everyone went to that store and i unloaded i was super excited like how are you don't you do it joe how'd you do it and at the time i just thought a lot of money was like so sick because i had pennies i had five sets i
10:15 had 25 i had one before i only had like like a couple of rolls of dollars right this felt like a lot ducktales 64 pennies today so i went to my dad and i was like look at all this money i made today and i told him the story and i forgot so ████ pissed at me because he was trying to explain that you lost money this is what profit is and i'm like you stupid it's like that you gave me one piece of paper yeah i have 30 metal literally sounds like a good deal my dad's dumb dude yeah and he got ████ pissed like trying to explain to me what profit was and i was smug as ████ and i was like yeah but i'm trying to beat this business yeah we
11:05 need to start smoking a cigar right now i'm a businessman that's when you pick up the penny you buy it you're like see you take it's ten dollars you rip it you're like garbage yeah put it in the rain see what happens idiot you
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