0:00 it seems like most people that truly hate Kanye wouldn't be able to spot Yeezys that's true it's too easy though you just go like wait what this is Kanye what um these are my stepping in ████ shoes [Music] welcome back to another care for Wars where we are very careful boys Merry Christmas thank you it is the holiday season of 2024. that's when this video is coming this video is coming out after Christmas Merry Christmas we can't control it um the system is what it is nothing you can do it's like politics yeah no um so our significant others don't really watch the show maybe don't watch Clips maybe they see it and they shouldn't insta and they scroll by not subscribed
0:51 right mine doesn't until someone sent the one where I was talking about how I had anal for the first time someone sent that to her yeah what the ████ well if she said it came up on her recommended I'm like there's no way it did she said it came up or did she say it exploded on her recommendations said it came up she goes why didn't you tell me that happened to you do not bring it up in conversation everything yeah she's like you know I give you that good I know so so we feel comfortable in this room especially Behind these four walls to save what we want for Christmas because we know they're never gonna ████ see it and we trust our fans to not spoil it that's right but we're just gonna put it out there in Texas except for the one who told the ████ deck story that's ████ up don't do that again ████ dick stories are different from Christmas gifts yeah that's different I haven't had a Christmas present in a
1:41 long time that is extremely saddest thing I've ever heard I'm no it's not because no it is you've been a bad kid every year I think maybe uh people are going to be like dude Joe you don't remember the ████ GIF I gave to it's probably like something like that that's funny yeah but I I think um I stopped caring about gifts a while ago yeah that shouldn't stop them from coming your way though right that just makes you forget them well for the past oh you know what pre-covet we had the Christmas parties we would do the gift thing right but after lockdown everybody stopped doing those things together and even like when I had the family I didn't have the family get-togethers or anything like that so every Christmas that was my you know how we go off in December that was my travel time so I
2:33 was just off doing whatever while everyone was having Christmas parties and stuff but that was good it's not sad I'm just telling you I'm waiting for it not to be said okay we're bummed out yeah the question is still what do you want for Christmas okay so so here's the thing I I um I don't want things but what I wish is no I love snow better not be that dude and eight ball of snow then it'll be sad what I want to do is have a uh like a white Christmas in this like like in in the like in a cabin and I want to ████ deck out that cabin with a tree and all that ████ and it'll be cool if like people want to come down and we'll just chill and then like do Christmas ████ get some lift tickets hit the ████ hit the slopes bro I'll hit the slopes I suck I like his
3:25 face he's down next Jake are you down right now though aren't you ████ impaired physical ailments you know does everyone hear snowboards I've only been once never been okay well no we'll be cool is that there or is the bunny slope so then the non-snowboarder group can go there no no I just want to go straight for it okay wow Colleen but I'm not waiting for you because that's what always happens no that's fine can I garbage can live this ████ is that chill huh what kind of garbage can lid are you allowed to take other things down the hill at Resorts oh I don't know yeah because getting up the ski lift is the hardest part well actually at the bunny slope there's kids doing other ████ first basic one you could I think you do whatever the ████ you want really yeah on the first one yeah I probably will but that's what makes it fun though because then you can split up the groups because like yeah I still like either one I'm not that good didn't Sonny Bono die in The Bunny slope
4:16 skiing though is skiing a different Beast I don't think it was a bunch did he hit a tree though yeah he had a tree it was the kid's point there wouldn't be a tree in the middle of that ████ no I think he was on the kid's body slope I think it was funny stuff's like flat dude no I think he was on like one of those are you would you guys rather have gifts or like a an event like something like that an event an event yeah experiences but we're ruining the video concept oh sorry I ████ detoured it no I like I like it though that's real yeah his answer was good it was original yeah it's real it's visual yeah because then it's it feels like Christmas right you're like in the snow and there's trees and it's cozy and cold and ████ and then you're going out snowboarding yeah that's fun caroling so you wouldn't enjoy like being gifted a ████ sick snowboard
5:06 that's cool but then I'd rather go snowboard with so what do you want physically well let's say we're doing the experience all right what can I put under the tree for you get back to me get back to me you guys you guys do it yeah I gotta think of something I gotta think of something okay so I was at Costco recently and honestly this is a ridiculous gift this is insane gift but I was at Costco and I saw I was like holy ████ and actually me and Anthony were playing this yesterday although he's not my friend but yesterday we were playing NFL Blitz together on this machine right here and it was ████ sick and dude they had this so Ryan Ryan was like dude I know what that is I was like dude I saw a ████ NFL Blitz yeah and it was like in an arcade machine and Ryan's like that's an arcade one-up machine and I was like that's what the ████ I would want for Christmas but it's ridiculous like five Hondo and I'd rather use it on
5:57 crypto honestly one you want in a way that's a good purchase you spend 500 on the cabinet right and you get the uh software and the hardware in it people you could spend a little bit more like 100 bucks and they'll put every other game possible into that machine oh like what he did oh that's tight you'll never leave the house and that's the point of wanting it for Christmas because you wouldn't pay for it yourself I wouldn't get it myself you bought crypto yeah but hopefully somebody would buy it right this year at DCA every month okay but it's sick to have the NFL Blitz designed cabinet yeah that's dope they got Brett Favre on the side he's my favorite welfare defrauder of all time he's the greatest welfare defrauder I've ever seen he's my like it's not even close I used to have a favorite well for
6:47 the fire and now Brett Favre is the number one the best that's nice that's a nice uh Christmas present I think that's very good because I had so much joy me and Anthony playing and even though we were so bummed because we had to play in the same team because we don't know the buttons in fact we had to play the same team we're bummed so I was like I'm kick your ████ ass he's like I'm like ████ school and then we had to be in the same team we got school we got school hard but then but there's fun in it we're like I'm like hey wait to hit that and you you can throw me the ball and he's like hey if you hit that you can do a spin move and it's mostly him just teaching me because I forgot everything but it was actually really fun it was really fun it was really fun oh it's a moment but that's right wholesome Blitz is for the people which is it's for the boys so good it'll bring families together divided homes we'll come together for Blitz but if it happened to us it can happen to anybody if it happens ████ it could happen to Ukraine or Russia give
7:38 him NFL plays absolutely Putin ████ throwing uh throwing a a ball to zelinski that that's Christmas and then back slapping yeah this is like the Christmas trees from World War One damn a little earlier video reference there it is what do you want for Christmas um I think it'd be more of an experience I uh damn damn dude that's really good that's sad you thought my ████ was not because they're so no that's happy they're so ridiculously expensive just to go to Charlotte well that too that is just like man I could buy like five tickets throughout the year to see her but there's so many people out there that want to save you okay great you know what I mean they'll send it right now cash app right here oh my God give her a
8:31 Christmas present that she will never oh Santa I wish my wishlist was full and it's not it's not just for me it's for my mom yeah yeah yeah you're right two birds you know what's cool about the JK fans though you don't have to get naked for them to send money into your cash out oh so nice they're simps already yep yeah they don't need you to give them anything but what's like a selfish gift you would ask for yourself like um not practical for you for clean yeah that's right everything that I want is just so such a big ask of sterilites no a red camera yeah it would be like practical stuff or experiences like traveling like to a different country of course she wants a seven thousand dollar camera no yeah seven thousand dollars a gold digger that's just the
9:21 lens itself how about a c-stand that's the card yeah that self-deletes that's what uh SD stands for top secret self-delete that's where you're good what about you Anthony dude let's hear it I bet you got some cool ████ yeah ████ pay raise whoa whoa wait we're not making it too real making it too that's like what do you want for the next five Christmases what did Joe's like all right after you get one okay guys you guys get a 10 pay cut but he gets a 40 pay raise one two three four that worked right ten percent ten percent ten percent temperature I ████ believe in Christmas happy holidays everybody this video is brought to you by Warby Parker have you ever clicked around clothing sites and saw some cool eyewear and you're like you
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11:02 pairs of glasses to try at home for free there is no obligation to buy it ships for free and it also includes a prepaid shipping label so try five pairs of glasses at home for free at warbyparker.com off the Record wow that's all I gotta say Santa's real shake the pennies of our checks out onto Anthony Lee's head that's what he wants for Christmas if that's truly what you want then do it I want a coffee shop hey still on me buddy let's actually die let's actually go back can we go after parter um let's see I see I wouldn't I don't think I would buy this for myself I think it's too much of a splurge but those Dyson vacuums have always come dude which one the ball ones the pet
11:52 hair ones yeah any of them are cool they're just so expensive I just it's not that they're so expensive it's at the the like 129 highly rated Amazon one it's technically just as fine I guess but I I don't know I don't know what is it like three the Dyson ones like five like 5.99 I don't know I've never ████ even touched Costco quite far but yeah what would it make you want to clean more if you had it absolutely it's so efficient so so she's she absolutely has to watch this video and the fact that she's not going to it's really gonna hinder it's so sad or Dyson could watch the video and sponsor you hello that would be sick I would also take one of those heat cool purifier type things that are back then I won't use my AC at all right what's that bladeless fan for me please yeah those are sick those are sick I'll take a paddle board you took a
12:44 paddle board I'll take a paddle board for Christmas yep that's what you came up with you at 11 man yeah yeah well I said a coffee shop but that was unrealistic so a paddle board that's cute that's like the most basic ████ kid thing like that wasn't that In Like A Christmas Story yeah it said Rosebud on it that's a good Christmas gift that's a pretty good one but I'd rather have a coffee shop but it was probably gonna take a while once you get like one of those coffee shops that's like made out of plastic and like has plastic coffee and you pour it to your little brother but nothing comes out of the cup is this decaf or those cups where it's like black and then when you go like this they it disappears those are so good oh that's nice I had I had a McDonald's a fake McDonald's playset
13:35 thing when I was a kid and it was basically just my parents being like we know what you're gonna do when you grow up work at McDonald's you should be ready one should be ready you do have a McDonald's buy thank you I thought so yeah five but like a shift manager right yeah you look jaded you look good in a visor right there switch that hat with golden arches we got a McDonald's manager dude which is fine which is more than fine I love McDonald's like I frequent there all the time they're consistent they're the most consistent chain in the world you guys have a thing that if if it was like oh man if I didn't have any limitations on money I want this oh yeah oh yeah totally oh yeah for sure and and we're not talking about practical ████ like a house or some ████ right no it's just a a Splurge yeah it doesn't have to be
14:27 like oh I need this dude those ████ indoor golf tracking things that you have like you put in your whole garage and you're just sitting there just whacking at a ████ projected screen ████ gives you all the ████ info I would ████ bust a nut if somebody out there saved me and got me one I want a snowmobile but I want to hire someone who drives snowmobiles really well so I could be on my snowboard and be pulled by it uh that's really interesting I want to ride the snowmobile too sometimes I wasn't expecting that I thought you didn't say I want a snowmobile but then I don't have any snow so I need someone to make snow while I'm on my phone that's pretty sick and I also don't have a mountain so I can get this I need a mountain maker and a snow maker Nick what do you want can you come back to me yeah Nick's gonna deflect here we go I've been trying to wait ████ 15
15:19 minutes to come up with something good that you guys won't give me ████ for just say welcome to the show bro what about like a silk ghee honestly a nice robe would be cool like a house robe hell yeah dude do you do that I have I have a current robe now that I really like but you know whatever a silk one would be lit come on dude you look like Jim Kelly like a Versace one those are the most fanciest robes I don't know if I can I would have I wouldn't feel nice wearing those I'm gonna wear ones I'm gonna wear one too when we make it when we make it again in crypto again I'm actually gonna buy stuff with it this time well I did but this time last time but I will this time too so I'll be saying I bought a stand-up desk what did you get um look around my house all right the whole bottom floor my loonies life yeah
16:12 I should have spent more at least I have those I don't have the house because I just lost all my money so what are you gonna get other than a rope man I really don't know man usually okay usually for a Christmas so my wife is always like what do you want to get for Christmas and I'm like ████ I don't know and so she usually just buys me clothes because like I need regular clothes to wear like not ████ gym clothes because you notice every time I come here I'm always in gym clothes if she doesn't watch this and she gets you a robe I'm literally it should plus 100 points I'll literally yeah I'll cry that'll be Christmas spirit does she know she got me one like a couple years ago which is pretty sweet I still wear it there's a Bad Bunny on the back nah it's a bad boy dude no fear tap out but you want another rope huh but you want another room he said silk and I was like yeah that's nice right I
17:03 can't low-key like actually now I'm thinking about it I kind of want to get a pair of Yeezys whoa hey while you can right after okay it's ████ up it's ████ up because I was at Disneyland right before right before the Kanye ████ happened and my buddy had a pair of Yeezys and I was like hey man I was like asking him like it looks like hey man you like these like dude they're the most comfortable shoe he was selling me on it and so many other people have like corroborated his response about Yeezys and I was like I'm gonna get some my buddy has a shoe store in Pasadena I'm gonna go over there because he sells a gang of Yeezys but then the Kanye ████ came out and then now I feel bad for buying Yeezys at this time what if I might do I love NFL Blitz but I found out they hate the juice would you get out of the NFL Blitz yeah because I had such a good time keep it in your house like you if you wear it out people will give you ████ for it my buddy he works up he has a regular office job and he was wearing
17:53 some Yeezys and then somebody like looked at his shoes and was like so you support him like after all this ████ he goes he goes come on dude it seems like most people that truly hate Kanye wouldn't be able to spot Yeezys that's true it's too easy though you just go like wait what this is Kanye what um these are my stepping in ████ shoes that's all you gotta say yeah even better you know I would love some nice uh more basic t-shirts that'd be good for Christmas deflection that's not a deflection about a slightly more splurgy be selfish what do you want come on here I'll I'll tell you what I want because this is splurgy yeah maybe it'll make you a little greedy all right I would like the one of these two things and it's too much like
18:43 No One's Gonna Get me this ████ but uh I would like a new roof for my van because the one on there is rusted out and it's irreparable you can buy van tops but they're pretty expensive fiberglass things and uh that would be a lot of money if not that I would like to get a new motor for my uh my Honda that I've had since high school because now I replaced the motor once and pretty much everything in it once but I think the the new motor is now dying and I would like to keep that thing going so isn't that a couple Grand just the front end swap well not the whole front end but you just gotta buy a the last motor I got was for like 600 bucks oh wow that come from uh Japan and then I paid a guy like 300 to swap it that's not bad dude this reminds me of my buddy I love him he's the best but me and him used to work on the show
19:33 together is called Equals Three with Raymond Johnson and he I remember him telling us that like if he put something on a list for his mom she'll buy whatever the ████ everything all of it and so like what you just said is like you know I don't know who's been getting a ████ but like you know here's one that's thousand thousand dollars here's one thousand thousands of thousands of dollars but like discount would do that ████ and like he would just like kick back and expect that shoot for Christmas Christmas is his mom loaded loaded what does she do on an Xbox and a PlayStation and a Dreamcast like that kind of ████ oh Lordy Lord yeah when we're kids like that we're like you're the ████ Emperor this is like the dude from ████ turbo man ████ yeah all the way yeah you ████ hate it you made it dude you're the ████ King of the Ring that's pretty cool damn that's
20:24 I'm not jealous you know what I started doing when I had some extra income I started buying the things I wanted when I was a kid like certain Ninja Turtle figures the thing that I just remembered just having this conversation is I wanted those dinosaurs that had lazy you remember they had like saddles on a dinosaur yeah I know what you're talking about and it had lasers you could take chunks out of their sides yeah and then they built like it's like future right and they had Wars it was like was it from like my friend was called I think it's called dino wars probably not [Laughter] hey do you guys remember that so remember when we were kids and like you're looking at like Lego playsets and they had that ████ pirate ship ████ yeah with the sails on it and ████ that was my favorite one favorite one yeah nobody could ever get it because it was
21:15 like insane like inexpensive as hell the biggest one right yeah yeah yeah it was a lot now those are going for thousands of dollars and like they're impossible for even Lego fans to get whoa because of nostalgia ████ damn that was me I was looking online on eBay and I was like dude I remember playing with these toys and I wanted the big pirate ship that was the one I wanted yeah unattainable you guys want to go down a ████ hole look up like Lego conventions oh yeah I have those are nuts why why are they so nuts it's almost like they they build just whole universes for these things and then they explain every little detail of it and then you're just kind of like yo man I think you should have ████ worked somewhere else you should have been an engineer or something do something for Humanity yeah because they they end up Machining parts that Lego
22:05 doesn't make in order to make certain things come together like door hinges or something and they're like this took me like ████ like 700 hours to glue down and you're like with you yeah it's whole like worlds it's crazy wow and then you like look next to him and his wife is her eyes are glazed over and she's just like yeah I've been ████ in a ████ decade but like you know in The Lego Movie how the basement looks it's that and that that basement is cute compared to the convention I've been ████ into decades but the kids are all like we love our dad our dad that's the best Legos are the best and the mom's just like like ████ me she because the camera guy she's like ████ me see that's where guys need to go look for girls like they're going Lego conventions places
22:58 who are the cats you're watching this morning oh the fashion fit should go to the Lego conventions they'll clean up the whole time these ████ can't wait they're so horny hey before you go and turn those off you got to say something you want that's a Splurge the Splurge okay all right you guys are gonna ████ make fun of me you want a Podium what if you deserve it okay I really okay so at the gym that that workout yeah they got this really cool water filter machine flow water no it's not flow water but it's like it's like reverse I don't know if it's reverse osmosis yeah reverse osmosis ████ all that ████ alkaline yeah yeah it's probably all ████ anyway but the water is so ████ good and all you need is a water line yeah I need to get one of those from my house yeah it's like hanging water huh is it like Kangen water oh what happened to the one you guys had at the studio oh it's at
23:48 elements but it's it's so ████ cold you know what I mean it's like the perfect Temple that's great dude and some of them have like ice machines I have no idea how we would even make fun of you for wanting that great I feel like you guys ████ dunk on me all the time there's a practical thing you need you guys think I'm ████ full of ████ all the time dude no I mean I have a complex because of you guys yeah that's good I get I get why what do you mean that was a good ass well the thing is with those ones um I think it's subscription based though well they changed it it used to be like you can just spend the money on the machine itself but then they realize they could make more money otherwise yeah it's subscription based
24:39 everything's subscription-based these days yeah I'm out it sucks wait Canyon water no it's flow water that's the one that's the giant flow water machine superb what do they do just do maintenance on the machine every month they'll come by and replace the filter and stuff yeah you can do that ████ yourself it's just the way if you want that particular product yeah okay I guess I'll just have to deal with the dark but it's Christmas we're talking about Christmas yeah that was a dumb one though huh that was dumb that was a little bit stupid gift The Dark Knight is way better [Music]
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