0:00 if I could put Biden's fingerprints on Putin's lady's vibrator what that'd be ████ crazy it like what the hell is this you want actual [Music] War welcome back to another dark and dirty episode of careful boys all right featuring our boy Arvid over here telling us the deep dark secrets of the world now this question was actually or this uh prompt was submitted by one of our dear patrons Kazu I believe is how oh Kazu thank you Kaz um if you could commit a crime with no consequences or traces of evidence what would you do take it away Arvid you were just talking about murdering people right that's not my that's not my thing um wasn't that the the transition H if I
0:51 could commit a crime in trading um don't give him any ideas we want to hear the dark Stu yeah if I could commit a crime prime it would probably be it' probably be something where it like all these I'm pretty annoyed by specific billionaires like Warren Buffett and those guys like if there's a way to steal all their money and and have it burn even I don't even care what happens to it why specifically you're like a Joker dude I really hate these guys like I know them personally how come you hate Warren Buffett so much what did he do what he do to you because McDonald's but you say you know him personally I know like I know enough people that deal with these people reg a lot of the billionaires I do know personally Warren Buffett I know like some of his business partners but yeah they're like it's just intolerable to me that basically what
1:42 these like like these fake Christian white guys run around acting like they're like this Jesus this like Santa Claus figure and then the rest of the world is sketchy like they everyone kind of feels this is kind of the sad thing everyone in Asia Africa Middle East like everyone thinks like they're not legit and they're they have to be kind of sketchy if they're making oh right cuz everyone looks at them as like corrupt scam artist yeah yeah but then but then they look at like oh look at these amazing look at this white man he's he's so good he's just trying to help you know companies and he thinks about he just he reads books this is a crazy ████ like he just says like oh man you know I just read so many books you know like I just I'm reading six hours a day yeah that's all he says he's just saying a bunch of nonsense he's from Mafia days of New York like he's like yeah you got to be that's what I was always wondering like those old school guys you got to be so ████ hard to like survive and he's like this sweet little teddy bear and I'm like how does that even work how I I
2:32 can't tolerate it because essentially for everybody else that's not this fake white Christian type dude um Who's acting like this Jolly guy it makes you feel like less legit like oh do I have to be like you're not in the club yeah yeah like and and and like especially in other countries like um uh when I talk to people particularly in like the Middle East China you know Bangladesh like they they have pretty low self-esteem even the rich guys there because they think that they're not legit but then there's this magic legit like how does he do it I have to bang hookers to make this kind of money he didn't even bang any hookers but I actually think that that's like the the saddest thing so these specific types of guys um uh I I I'd be very happy you know if uh if the worst you know happens to them isn't there though if you were to technically let's just say hypothetically steal somebody like
3:22 Warren Buffett's money wouldn't you be ████ up everyone that invests in him um I don't mind if people feel the reality of the pain of reality like this guy was actually just a scammer this whole time yeah like that's like a dose of reality everyone should probably experience isn't it like well other people are getting the wrath of what they did so the people that are benefiting from it shouldn't like why you why are we being sympathetic po I I'll be more clear like Warren Buffett is the reason that the 08 crash happened absolutely there's no question about it okay from moodies and everything like the real estate no The Moody yeah the credit the whole thing depended on like the subprime mortgage yeah that whole credit yeah like uh uh uh the rating agencies essentially is the only reason that that everything pretty much happened but he was the main
4:13 guy you know who owned Moody's and then behind the scenes like he's also the main guy behind like obviously Coca-Cola but like he's obsessed with getting people addicted to s█████ Foods he's obsessed with scamming everybody that he can in in terms of like real Wall Street scamming and then after um Goldman Sachs has their big Scandal he's like oh fantastic you're sketchy as hell let me invest into you so he becomes one of the main shareholders in Goldman Sachs and then he does the same thing with Wells Fargo which is like that big Scandal happened where they created all these fake accounts yeah who is their main shareholder is obviously always Warren Buffett so like he's always a super sketchy dude who like wants to to pretty much like take as much money as he can from the general public so you know he can go off himself in my opinion but like like but I'm actually okay like if you're going to do that hats off to you but don't pretend like you're Santa Claus you know like so for you you don't like the hypocrisy and you don't like
5:03 the why are you acting like holier than thou and people aspired to be like you or whatever but you're actually hurting people yeah yeah yeah and so you respect these these hardcore dictators out there that are like Warlords at least you're not pretending like go go do what you want to do but don't isn't that half the the isn't that the actual part of the Persona though like like you think of like U like Frank Lucas the guy that Denzel Washington played and it's like he's going to go get ████ the most purest Blue Magic cocaine that's ████ people's lives up but at the same time he's like throwing turkeys out to oh yeah yeah know at the end of the day like he plays the game well but like I think that Warren Buffett is single-handedly the most harmful person in in the past 100 years damn more than more than Soros oh yeah yeah no I know the Soros family yeah yeah in the past 100 years wasn't that Hitler guy no I
5:54 think I think waren br's on a different level really see I don't know enough because right now the focus is like on the Soros family or like the Soros the Soros like um they're not so I don't know if you guys want to go basically like with any any um I don't I'm pretty sure George Soros like himself he's not really a Democrat privately at all um he just basically you have to play the game you have to donate to the right parties for for your business to stop all this random stuff his kids and they're a bit more liberal but like the thing with those people they're not um they don't privately they're not really pretending to be something that they're not they're just an they he doesn't want to have to donate to the Democratic party like just it's just part of the rules of the game same thing with a lot of these billionaires like why is it that Warren Buffett is is a is a publicly a Democrat why is it that all these like well-known
6:44 billionaires keep showing themselves as a Democrat it's because the ideas of the democratic party is like the Feelgood like for the people whatever type thing and so they're like oh yeah I'm that you know I'm I'm you know tax tax me more even though they don't pay any taxes so um I don't really see George I think that with George Soros the reason there's there's more conspiracy with him is because he's not in the public eye like making statements all the times you know getting interviewed all the time so like you're basically seeing um a guy who's more behind the scenes having to do what Warren Buffett or anybody else has to do so like I don't actually like vilify these people who don't have this hypocrisy angle to them uh because they're just he's just donating he's not like making public statements all the time I haven't seen him so it's kind of ambiguous like where he stands I see I see it's just like he's making donations you have to make the donations um and I don't really care about like politics at all now that I know enough about
7:34 politics I think it's all kind of just nonsense but like um at the end of the day it's just some guy wanting to make more money and then he's like hey if you want to make more money and not go to jail you donate to the Democratic party like it's pretty straightfor like it's like a very straightforward like yeah um but a lot of it that a lot of what they do nowadays is like trying to avoid getting put in jail um so they that's the reason for a lot of their like public donations I see what you mean by the like Warren Buffett affects the image of what like a righteous rich person is to the world yeah I thought he like Sam bankman freed you know like how he was donating yeah a bunch of money to the Democratic party and he's doing all that's a he's just trying to stay out of jail yeah he just got he just didn't think this through his scam but like he's doing the normal thing that every billionaire has to do yeah and he's not getting in trouble as much yeah yeah like you have to do this whole like oh
8:24 I'm philanthropic I donate a bunch of money to Democrats and um you know is what it is that's the game I think he was the second biggest personal or the biggest personal individual donor for Biden cuz when when people were like when we have a group chat talking about oh you know is the is the government going to ban crypto or whatever and when I saw that I was like probably not cuz look at how much she donated to the Biden campaign like you think they're going to turn around and ban it yeah and then look it's going up for ETF so yeah what what was your uh preconceived notion of Warren Buffet that you just about to share oh that like um he likes Burgers cuz yeah like what we know about him is he loves McDonald's he drinks his Coke every day he drives the same Suburban he's been driving since he's in the 90s newspaper he is like Santa Claus Financial Santa CL he watches TV on this
9:14 little small screen he doesn't need to get big screen TVs that's that the I mean the thing is though with most people who are really rich at a certain point you get you you really don't want these sort of luxury things like once you start driving a Ferrari enough like you never want to drive a Ferrari again it sucks like physically uncomfortable like test us test us there's a point where you get past like the luxury stuff because luxury a lot of the point of luxury is just to show that you're rich and to feel it for the first time after that you're just like you kind of go back to your home base so for most people like even for for uh uh even for me like I grew up eating McDonald's like yeah I don't eat as much anymore but like it is delicious yeah but like if um but there the lifestyles of most real real wealthy people that I know are pretty chill like they just like the
10:06 actual real wealthy people they don't really have a lavish lifestyle at all actually one of the one of the guys that I know he's a part of the wealthiest old money banking families in the world like the like the people you don't hear about and his dad still books ████ Spirit Airlines that's tight so he can get his luggage ████ lost yeah he's 100 100 multiple hundred billion dollars in in in the in the family across the world he own Spirit no no just like this weird thing where like where you end up becoming normal as ████ like when you get super super rich in terms of your actual lifestyle because you don't yeah you don't like you don't value any of these things that everybody else I like to imagine I'm on that lap now yeah yeah well even even the celebrities like most celebrities all day they sit there and read their Instagram comments that's all they do that's pretty cool they're Bor yeah what what are you going to do with your day you can't walk out
10:56 you can't do much you everyone's just bothering you if you go outside there's at home oh that's true cuz we went through our car phases and we're like I mean you got a Chevy and I got a Tacoma and I still want one though I still want to buy a Porsche later and his car still is ████ crazy it's still pretty good but but we're I'm a car person though like ever since I was 15 I had had a muffler on my Civic yeah like it's different if you're a car person but like we I'm saying like we it's kind of on a smaller scale but like it went from it went from luxury cars to a truck Comfort comfortable cars comfortable truck Comfort yeah Comfort yeah I went through I went through my drug phase now I'm good with that think about it like I get excited from a used like Japanese K van that I can buy for three grand that excitement
11:46 to me is even higher than like I don't know like a new Jag or whatever cuz I'm like I already had one it's like whatever it's cool I don't want one I don't want that it's not about the price of it but it's like speak for yourself man yeah I think the luxury that I would get would probably be private jet or business class every time yeah that would be that sounds Prett like if I canot have to go through TSA and I can go through a separate oh to cut out inconveniences yeah yeah like yeah convenience I think that would be that would probably be it but then I think once you get billionaire level you're probably tired of seeing the same old ████ in that private hanger that they're probably like let me go through TSA so I don't have to talk to these f is it entertaining to do things like the normal person once you're like so up maybe yeah it could be but honestly like most of us even ordering an Uber now like you know 15 years ago you'd have to be some super rich guy just for a car to
12:36 show up you know out of nowhere and like you're chauffeuring you around like um at a certain point you get used to it and then you might go back to his driving cuz and then there's certain situations where like okay I want definitely want to order an Uber ver other situations I'll drive but like it stops becoming like a luxury basically yeah what's the crime that you would commit I have two answers one's really gay nice yes start with that one Bart's gonna suck dick it's not illegal by the way it's illegal no against people's will I please no oral is what you want so the first one is gay because I don't believe in crime and so I feel like anything that you do to try to get ahead now at my age I realize you actually cheat
13:26 yourself out of a learning experience that is gay right that that you actually become the next level person that you're meant to be I I don't agree if you could drive 100 miles per hour yeah in a in a brand new Ferrari in the highway and there's no cars around I wasn't thinking about that when I was saying that now that you say that yeah that seems unfair seems like an unfair premise Marty que's crime to this is just yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz you're but but in reality like how do I cheat on crypto or or like come up this or come up like 10x or whatever like those type of things where people want to take like leaps in life and I and I realize like now at my at my age when you take that leap you're not actually able to do it again because you don't actually have those skills that you would have learn if you actually did it the hard way when
14:16 you do it the hard way you can do it again and again you can go from so the honest way is the hard way yeah you go 30 to 40 to 50 to 60 to 70 you can keep doing it because you actually own that skill rather than like a like a lucky punch so that's a super gay one the other one that I was thinking about was like how do I like what can I do to make the world end somehow like hey man you TR all be good people but at the same time I'd like to kill every single person self growth you know you should you should challenge yourself AR don't help him grow his business ever like like let's say somehow I was able to put like if I could put Biden's fingerprints on Putin's ladyes vibrator that'd be ████ crazy so you don't even want to snap your fingers
15:06 like Thanos you want actual War just to see like just a party you know like let's have a ████ party see what happen's going to dump like dry ice into an active volcano and make the world explode yeah this guy's not even talking about genocide it's like the level above that like world or or like reunel the entire us sewer system to back into the White House and see all the toilets explode with ████ and see what happen how do we blow up Yellowstone how do we want super not nature nature didn't do anything that's a crime though you get in trouble for messing I don't like messing with nature I don't want to M except there's going to be hundreds of nuclear warheads that's all that's a new nature yeah but it's going to destroy nature but that's new mother nature oh my God what about you Anthony what kind of
15:57 crime would you commit if you sor reeling off a global Extinction like come back to me Joe well I think it's only a crime because I'm a peasant but I would like to raise an army and take over places that I feel are not operating well oh yeah just restructured like what like South Gate that's a really good he's so altruistic I'd like to take over places that that aren't doing as well as they could under my dictatorship you say it so nicely through Force cuz sometimes I feel like cuz they don't know what's good for them you're not doing a good job what's what's a place that you think you think of when you when you're saying that like what's a what's a place yeah for um aahu I could the maybe the state of California I could be the king of California I feel like California has too much bureaucracy too much I don't know
16:47 like cuz I'm like if you want to solve a homeless problem right if you want to solve a homeless problem if you want to solve certain issues I feel like you need to treat it a little bit harder I thought you were going to say say the upskirt thing yeah that'd be fun I would make upskirting illegal it's not a crime that's his lifestyle upskirting sometimes okay daily routin dude I hear ████ like the the president of Singapore when he caught people like doing corruption ████ they would uh take a a a flight and then he would kick off his competitors or or the corrupted dudes without parachutes and I'm like that's a great way to you know with corruption Ling that's so cool dude no you do it over another country oh okay or if you just have the helicopter flying below
17:37 your plane as soon as they kick out they get shredded up dude you're super creative what do you me think about it it's if you are in power if you are the law it's not a crime it's only a crime cuz I'm a peasant okay I see it's only a crime because as he's getting arrested it was only a crime yeah if I was the leader right if I was like that r is always going to taste that Riv that R I'm just watching I mean there are war crimes yeah but who car like who regulates it the U they're weak bro like everybody's committing them all the time and then they're like you're a big tribal and it's like shut up you ████ Hall Monitor ████ you a't got bomb that Village I know don't do it again do ████ yeah you know when I was young and I watched Fight Club for the first time oh
18:28 yeah uh I always remember that feeling that like at the end where they ████ blow up all like the credit unions and all that stuff and then suddenly the concept is everyone gets reset financially back to zero I always thought that was the sickest thing to do like if everybody could just ████ reset the world just reset back to zero nobody is this about to be a building seven yeah bro I in my head as you're saying this I'm like you're so lucky Steve's not here you just want your neck clear you're walking into that one you're lucky bro Steve what's building that is what communism is like that's what gets people inspired for communism what's building seven no that is how it's re leader yeah going to be the next M I don't know what you know what building 7 is yeah what is that or Tower 7 the 911 yeah it looks like the video's over oh yeah right so you want to reset everyone's
19:18 credit dude I think that would be this guy wants Global Extinction you're going to question me no I just thought that's I just thought that's interesting that that's what you'd want to do that's I think that would be a a great ████ race to cuz I think we're in the ████ Rat Race every day I I think in 5 years everyone's going to be back to exactly where they were people with the skills are going to be back where they were people without the skills and the knowledge are going to be exactly where they were in 5 years some of us will be better for it he's basically trying to take out like tons of debt and he's like let's reset guys I need I need lower credit right now D that's pretty cool get a loan on a house by house and then reset [Music]
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